Potato Head Fitzharris Clan Donating Money To Socialist’s Ag Campaign. Shocker.

Example #337 for why females should have never been given the vote. I know that the 25% of sane females who vote conservative (the kind I hang out with) would agree with me 100%. They are so logical and reasonable they’d say “definitely take away the female vote in order to disenfranchise the 75% of insane women who are wrecking the country.”

Potato Head and her imbecile mother BOTH know very well that Clayton Tucker is not only an avowed socialist, but also a complete incompetent who has NO business being in charge of a billion-dollar department with 650 employees. They KNOW he still lives with his mom at age 35 and has never run a damn thing in his life.

Yet they will cancel out my vote in November with their idiot vote.

Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris came to Texas by way of California and Oregon. Her mother is from Norton Ohio, then moved to Austin and THEN decided that was too expensive, so she infested Lampasas.

One of the FIRST things Crazier Crozier did was badger City council non-stop to implement a costly and retarded recycling scheme that burns about $14,000 in tax dollars every year for no good reason.

The Potato Headed dunce daughter infested Lampasas a few years ago and immediately declared that Clayton Tucker would make a GREAT City councilman. She also thinks Stacey Abrams is a genius and Biden just had a stutter.

Spoiler: Abrams is a certified moron AND a crook.

These women are far too stupid to be allowed to vote. Period. Thomas Jefferson and the other Founders knew this as well – which is why originally, only landowner males made the important decisions for society. They had brains and skin in the game. This system would also ensure that parasitic losers like Clayton Tucker are ALSO disenfranchised since they have no skin in the game either.

Crazier thinks that autistic kids are clairvoyant, for crying out loud.

Then to make matters worse, Potato Head’s fuckup, green-haired commie kid moved here from Oregon to live with mommy – just like Clayton does. Must be why she has a soft spot for that moron. Plus his “girl”friend tagged along – two more commie votes now residing in Texas. Do you see how quickly the infestation happens? Scumbag shitlibs flee their crummy states, move to Texas and immediately set about the task of ruining it like retarded termites.

They are too prone to suicidal empathy and too easily swayed by social media echo chambers to be entrusted with something as important as having a voice in the direction of the country.

Oh, and chicks shouldn’t be judges either.

California Almond Orchards Use FOUR TIMES MORE WATER Than ALL Data Centers COMBINED.

Better tell Clayton Tucker the fake farmer that the lowly almond uses an outrageous amount of “his water” and that the Big Wig almond oligarch farmers are stealing it all!

Between 2014 and 2016 journalists accused almonds of “sucking California dry” for using roughly one gallon of water (3.79 L) PER NUT during the state’s record drought.

You know where a LOT of those almonds go? China. So you can truthfully state that the Big Wig Oligarch Almond Farmer is exporting massive amounts of water to the Chinese and screwing everyone else.

All that water for a fucking ALMOND? Sounds like a total waste to me. I hate almonds. Just like lettuce, if they disappeared off of the planet forever tomorrow I wouldn’t care or notice.

So why hasn’t Comrade Clayton gone out to California to bitch about this? Why hasn’t he mentioned it ONCE? He’s worried about power prices in Maryland, why isn’t he worried about this water wastage in California? Come on, dummy. Get on a plane to California and go stand at a town hall or something, you yokel.

Guarantee you he had no idea this was even true until he read it here – like most things he learns about for the first time. It puts all his panic and hyperbole into perspective, however.

Oh, and here is a comment on Clayton Tucker’s Facebook page from a guy who actually knows what he’s talking about:

I build the cooling system on these data centers and the disinformation and demonization of them makes me wonder whose political agenda is being fulfilled. Just imagine how a cars cooling system and radiator works. Now switch out the coolant for water how much water gets used once the radiator is full? The answer is zero. It’s a closed system. Never built an open ended system with a data center…Never even heard of one and I’ve been doing this for twenty years. Even a cooling tower does not use that much water at most 100 gallons a day. The average person uses 40 gallons a day.

Hey Clayton – I just told Chat GPT-4o AND Gemini Ultra to calculate pi to 97 septillion digits. Imagine all the water and power that is going to waste! BAHAHAHAHA! Suck it, comrade!

Clayton Tucker Ignores (Or Supports) REAL Monopolies. Cries About Fake Ones.

Clayton Tucker keeps using the word “monopoly” – I do not think it means what he think it means…

He claims there are monopolies everywhere without giving a single example.

First of all, in Clayton Tucker’s Perfect World, there are NO fertilizers at all! That’s because Clayton has stated for years he wants to end fossil fuels by 2030 – and fertilizers use MAJOR amounts of fossil fuels. No fossil fuels means no fertilizers.

Whoops. So if you are going to cry about fertilizers being “monopolized” at least be honest enough to admit you want to end fertilizers altogether – thus killing half the global population by way of starvation.

He then claims there is a monopoly on equipment like tractors – he has claimed this many times before. But monopoly means “ONE” as it has the root word “mono”:

There are WAY MORE than one tractor manufacturer. In fact, there are at least 13:

I own a Deere. My neighbor owns a Kubota. Clayton’s Daddy bought a Yanmar (Japanese) for Clayton to stage photo ops on. One of my buddies owns a 25-year-old Massey Ferguson. I’d hardly call that a stranglehold by any one company.

How many tractor makers does King Clayton demand we have? 100? 800? Does he realize how capital intensive it is and the massive amount of investment it takes to build a tractor manufacturing plant? Of course not. He’s a fucking idiot.

While Comrade Clayton whimpers about phantom monopolies everywhere, he also SUPPORTS and throws money at some REAL monopolies.

He LOVES the public school monopoly. He has spoken out DOZENS of times AGAINST school choice in Texas.

There are mountains of data showing competition and school choice LOWER cost and increase quality. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t give a shit about that. He wants to protect the teacher’s unions and the money they give the shitlibs.

But it turns out “the people” WANT vouchers badly. Luckily, the GOP gave it to them. It has been a MASSIVE success so far. Even that liberal idiot Ronnie Witcher was forced to admit as much in the Radiogram recently:

Same goes for one of the most inefficient, money-wasting monopolies of all time: the U.S. Postal Service. Clayton never makes a peep about that either, because the USPS is ALSO loaded with union workers who donate to shitlib causes. He doesn’t care about the billions of dollars lost and the shitty service when it comes to mail. Because he is a liar and a fraud and a Marxist.

He also throws piles of personal AND campaign money at other companies that are effectively monopolies like Amazon, Google, Facebook, etc. He spends piles of money on Google search optimization alone, to boost his lies and propaganda while suppressing my articles of truth about the fake rancher!

Clayton Tucker: “We need more than 13 companies making tractors!! That’s a MONOPOLY! It must be busted!!”

Also Clayton Tucker: “We need SINGLE-payer socialized medicine so the federal government can run the entire healthcare industry by itself!!”

Dumb shit.

So there you have the truth once again: Clayton Tucker ignores or throws money at REAL monopolies and makes up stories about a monopolized tractor industry and phantom “price gouging” at the supermarket.

Trust Fund Tucker Campaign Ad Lies. Part III – Driving Dad’s Super-Polluting Truck.

We’ve seen Clayton Blubber’s shepherd’s crook lie and the gun lover lie in the first two parts. Let’s look at a third bit of fakery in this clown’s “campaign ad.”

At the 10 or 11 second mark, he is shown driving a “ranch truck” like a good old boy.

The problem is, it’s daddy’s truck.

HIS truck is a tiny, pussy wind-up hybrid that is useless for real ranch work. He bought it so he could reduce his gas bill while driving aimlessly all over the state BUT also “look like a rancher” to the rubes he meets.

He wouldn’t dare use his wind-up fagmobile on a ranch. It might get knocked over by a goat or stuck in a puddle. Or get some doody on it.

It’s strictly a prop for his continuing fake rancher routine….

Clayton rarely stops blabbering about “global warming” and the need to ban fossil fuels by 2030, so it is kind of hypocritical that his three-person family owns AT LEAST FOUR TRUCKS (plus a Trans Am)!

This isn’t the first time Clayton has gotten into one of Daddy’s trucks and pretended it’s his.

He was dumb enough to leave the license plate visible in his campaign ad, so I went ahead and did a search on that vehicle...

What I discovered is enough to make a shitlib tree hugger puke twice and die.

To wit:

 This is a 1983 Chevrolet C/K30, often equipped with a large-block 454 cubic-inch V8 (7.4L) or a 6.2L diesel engine,is a high-polluting vehicleby modern standards. As a heavy-duty, 1-ton “square body” truck from the early 1980s, it predates most modern emission control technology, resulting in significantly higher emissions of hydrocarbons, carbon monoxide, and nitrogen oxides compared to modern trucks.

Ouch. Tell us more!

  • Fuel Consumption: With a 454 V8, these trucksare notorious for extremely poor fuel economy, meaning high carbon emissions per mile driven.
  • Engine & Exhaust: The, 1983 models often featured carbureted engines, which are less efficient at fuel-air mixing than modern fuel injection systems, leading to higher tailpipe emissions.
  • Emission Controls: While 1983 models did have basic emission systems (like Catalytic Converters, if not removed by owners, and early smog pumps), they were not designed to meet the strict emission standards enforced in later decades.
  • Usage: Often used as work trucks (dump trucks, duallys), these vehicles are frequently operated under heavy loads, which increases overall emissions.

So the asshole that wants to get rid of fossil fuels by 2030 and who cheered on hundreds of billions wasted to combat “global warming” lives in a family with four or five trucks, several of which spew WAY MORE pollutants into the air than most other vehicles around.

What a cunt.

“Devistate” – LOL. What a maroon.

Trust Fund Tucker’s Campaign Ad – Part II – Gun Hater Straps On Gun To Fool Voters

Where were we? Oh right. Talking about Clayton Blubber’s props and fakery. Here we can see the gun…and the pudge….

(It appears the kid who has “severe allergies” to ultra-processed foods has still managed to gobble down PLENTY of pizza, Panda Express, Taco Bell and sugary Starbucks girly drinks.)

Clayton Tucker strapping on a handgun just for his campaign ad, is one of the more dishonest things I’ve seen him do. And I’ve seen PLENTY of other dishonest shit (here are 35 lies, for example).

I have (unfortunately) probably seen hours of video of this moron filming himself “working around the ranch” – not to mention hundreds of photos. You know what I NEVER saw in ANY of those videos or photos? A gun. Not once in all the time BEFORE he started his doomed Ag campaign.

That’s because Clayton is extremely anti-Second Amendment, like all communists. From four years ago:

Lampasas County Democratic Chairman Clayton Tucker Lies In Local Newspaper About Being Pro Second Amendment

Clayton was in the Lampasas Dispatch for being a delegate to the Texas Democrat State convention where he voted to support a ban “assault weapons” (there is no such thing).

“The county chairwoman [Cyndy Burleson] said youth were very involved on issues that affect them directly, including gun control and the separation of families at the U.S.-Mexico border.”

“I’m very proud of them for that,” Burleson said of the local Democrats and their political involvement. Resolutions adopted at the state convention covered a variety of topics, including calls for providing paid sick leave statewide, increasing the minimum wage,banning so-called “assault weapons,” tightening background checks for gun sales online and at gun shows.”

But sure buddy! Strap on a prop gun for a campaign ad and try to convince us all you are just a good old, gun-totin’, salt-of-the-earth rancher! You lying sack of shit.

Next up is Part III – Clayton Driving Dad’s Super Polluting Truck!

Christmas Comes Ten Months Early: Trust Fund Tucker Releases First “Campaign Ad”…It Is Pure Comedy Gold. Part I – The Shepherd’s Crook.

Holy shit. Somebody up there in Heaven loves me a LOT to bestow this MASSIVE gift upon my head. There is SO MUCH bullshit in this video, I feel like a kid in a candy store. Rest assured, by the time I am done pointing out all the fakery and lies, Clayton will look like an even bigger fraudulent asshole than he already does.

You can view the ridiculous ad on YouTube. Be sure to comment! Clayton was stupid enough to leave the comment section open for me…

The first ridiculous piece of fakery and hilarity is a very pudgy Clayton Tucker walking around a field with a SHEPHARD’S CROOK! BAHAHAHAHAHA! Like he’s Jesus Christ or some Middle-Eastern desert dweller….

I don’t know which idiot in his orbit thought this was a good idea, but it is so clearly a fake prop he has never used, that it jumped out at me immediately. There are a BUNCH of reasons this entire picture is wrong:

#1 – that is a SHEPHERD’S crook – as in SHEEP herder. He has no sheep. The hook is big like that to fit around the sheep’s neck. For goats, you would use a leg crook – and the hook is FAR smaller.

The “goat expert” apparently didn’t know this, so he bought the wrong prop off of Amazon. How do I know he bought it off of Amazon? So glad you asked:

#2 – this “campaign ad” was filmed on November 6th and 7th last fall. I just so happened to remember that date coincided with some Amazon purchases on his financial disclosure statements:

Several days before filming, he bought some shit off of Amazon. That $19.46 expense is almost EXACTLY what a shepherd’s crook on Amazon costs if you add 6.25% sales tax – as you can see by THIS LINK. I’m guessing the other expenses might be the holster he bought for his gun he is hilariously wearing.

(That would be the same Amazon that is owned by the ‘oligarch’ Jeff Bezos who Clayton Tucker has railed against for years. You could also argue that Amazon is basically a monopoly – which Clayton has ALSO railed against non-stop this year. You really can’t make this shit up.)

This is the $19 shepherd’s crook for sale on Amazon. Sure looks a lot like the one Clayton is holding in his tiny, effeminate hand!

This crook is also 66 inches tall – or 5’6. This brings me to the next huge fuckup he made:

#3 – that crook is WAY too tall for him. It’s basically the same height he is. It looked ridiculous to me so I Googled the “proper height” for a shepherd’s crook:

That “43 to 60 inches” is for a normal-sized man – but Clayton is somewhat of a midget, as I have commented before. Him being 5’6 is about right – which would match up with the height of his fake sheep implement. He AGAIN was too stupid to know any of this, so he just bought the first thing he saw on Amazon.

Are you feeling retarded yet, Comrade? I have plenty more. Stay tuned for Part II – the anti-gun douchebag puts on a gun for his campaign ad to fool the voters.

Primer For Voters: Socialist Candidate For Ag Commissioner Clayton Tucker. His REAL Beliefs.

This post is designed to be spread far and wide to Texas voters so they understand who the “democrat” candidate is. He is a rabid Marxist and far-left radical who pretends to be a rancher.Be sure to post a link to this on every one of his social media comment sections. Here is the short version:

Clayton Tucker is for open borders, thinks Austin should be a sanctuary city for illegal invaders and ALSO thinks a border wall is “racist.”

Clayton’s Dad works for Firefly – and thus makes his money from NASA contracts.

Clayton Tucker only invented his “rancher” persona very recently ( circa 2021/2022). Prior to that, he was a “political organizer” for a Bernie Sanders communist splinter group called “Our Revolution.”

He does NOT meet the qualifications to be Ag candidate. State Democrat Chair Kendall Scudder has REFUSED to release Clayton’s candidacy filings.

His supposed ‘multi-generation family ranch’ was only incorporated in December of 2023 (2.5 years ago).

his ‘ranch’ is actually grandpa’s land where Clayton goes to take pictures of his pet goats and post them on Facebook for the little old ladies to fawn over.

When he ran for state senate in November 2020, he did NOT mention anything about being a ‘rancher’ – because he wasn’t. He’s still not.

Still lives with his mother at 35 years of age. Has never had a real job.

He is SUCH a fake rancher, in fact, that he MISSPELLED the word “baling” when talking about himself “bailing” hay on his own campaign website!

Is a confirmed compulsive liar. Has been caught lying red-handed over THIRTY TIMES.

He is strongly pro-tranny and in favor of little kids being mutilated, castrated and being given puberty blockers so they can “change genders.”

Clayton has never been married or had kids – so he has never even run a household or had ANY responsibility of any kind. He still lives with his mother at age 35. He owns no property so he pays no property taxes.

Big supporter of Islam, socialist muslims and unfettered border jumping by third-world criminals:

Here he is wearing an Arabic lapel pin in order to brown-nose Sasquatch Tlaib…

Clayton’s group endorsed muslims for the Texas house – they both took their oath of office on a Qu’ran instead of a bible.

Rubs elbows with FAR LEFT, anti-law-and-order Antifa types.

Is in favor of: open borders, socialized medicine, ending fossil fuels by 2030…

Was in favor of forced masking during Covid, wore a mask in the car by himself during Covid and DEMANDED the entire economy be shut down for over a year. Freaked out when Abbott made a move to re-open schools.

STILL wearing mask in 2021 while injecting himself with untested poison…

Further reading and more details: Timeline of a Fake Rancher Fraud

Clayton Tucker Sees Monopolies, Rigging And ‘Price Gouging’ Everywhere. Has Reported NONE Of It To Authorities. What An Asshat.

To hear Trust Fund Tucker tell it, you can’t take a step in any direction in a grocery store without running into food that is “monopolized” or “rigged” or has a price that is “gouging you.” He has told us this at LEAST 100 times publicly in the last few months. It’s the cornerstone of his doomed Ag Commissioner campaign…

He never tells us the NAMES of these monopolies or the foods being “rigged” and “gouged” but he assures us it is EVERYWHERE!! Ok then.

So I have to ask the socialist with no job who has tons of time on his hands one simple question:

Why haven’t you reported all this supposed malfeasance to the proper authorities??

It’s quite simple. You can even do it on-line. Yet he is apparently too stupid to know this or too lazy to do it – take your pick.

So Comrade Clayton, the unemployed bum who lives with his mother at age 35 is going to “fight monopolies!!” but cannot even be bothered to write an email to the DOJ or FTC? LOL. Wow. What a ‘fighter’ he is!

What a total pussy.

No, the truth is simpler than that. Here are the three possibilities as to why he hasn’t reported all these monopolies and price riggers:

#1 – There ARE no monopolies, riggers or gougers. The rise in these prices is general inflation. EVERYTHING went up around 30% during the Biden years – used cars, insurance, hotel rooms. You name it. Biden printed trillions into existence and this inflation is the result. Gold understands this, which is why it went from $2,000 per ounce to $5,000 per ounce over those same years.

Of course, Comrade Clayton cannot admit this, because he needs his “monopoly and rigging” bullshit to scare old ladies and to excuse himself for being a failure at ranching.

[Note: shitlib morons like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood DEMANDED the government shut down the entire economy over a cold virus in 2020/2021 and fat slobs like Bruce Haywood DEMANDED stimulus money “from the government” – which means PRINTING it into existence. I warned back then it would lead to inflation. Now the shitlibs are whining about the very inflation they created. Absolute MORONS!]

Bruce proves he is still the dumbest fuck in Lampasas. As well as the fattest.

#2 – Clayton is too stupid to know how he can report all this. I agree heartily that Clayton is a very stupid boy, but the REAL reason is still reason #1 above.

#3 – Clayton is too lazy to write an email. I agree with this also. He is most definitely lazy, as we have seen by him being 35 years old and having no real job. But still, the real answer is #1 above.

What a shameless piece of shit he is, running around lying to old ladies just to grab their money. Asshole.

“Coffee With Commie Who Lives With Mommy” Would Be A Catchier (And More Accurate) Title.

Starbucks-loving communist Clayton Tucker is going to lower himself tomorrow and have coffee at a local shop with the hoi polloi. A massive 2-man, 10-woman crowd is expected, if “the usual ratio” holds true…as it does here:

The usual 75% to 90% female ratio holds once again!

As we have seen, Clayton’s cliches and word salads play best to neurotic liberal women who don’t care that he never elaborates on any actual solutions. They are quite happy to hear him spout nonsense like “everyone deserves a seat at the table!” or “no child should go hungry!” or “I will fight the oligarchs!”

It’s a good thing they DON’T care about solutions, too. That’s because Clayton Tucker HAS no solutions to ANY problem. Hell, he didn’t even solve the FIRST problem every child encounters in life: moving out of mom’s house and supporting yourself.

So if you want “Coffee With Commie Who Still Lives With Mommy” then you are in luck!!

Although “Coffee With The Cosplay Cowboy” also has a nice ring to it.

Douchebag.

THERE It Is. Trust Fund Tucker’s Mask Slips And Commie Shit Spews Forth.

Clayton the Cosplay Cowboy just couldn’t keep it together until November. It was inevitable.

It’s not enough he has spent the last few months talking about issues that have NOTHING to do with Ag Commissioner (water usage in big cities, the power grid, etc).

He just couldn’t stop himself from spewing woke commie shit at some point….

Had to throw the “diversity” bullshit in there for good measure with a minority female photo to boot. Proving once again, Clayton Tucker is a woke DEI-loving clown.

As usual, Comrade Clayton is clueless about the office he seeks. The Ag Commissioner isn’t tasked with “getting Congress off their ass to pass socialized medicine.”

He ACTUALLY thinks he gets to be Ag Commissioner and yell at Congress “hey guys! Pass socialized medicine! I demand it!” and then it will happen. LOL. What a rusticated prat he is.

What Ag Commissioner REALLY does is…

The Texas State Office of Rural Health (SORH), housed within the Texas Department of Agriculture, supports, coordinates, and improves access to healthcare in rural Texas by providing grants, technical assistance, and workforce recruitment for clinics and hospitals. It acts as a liaison for federal/state funding and offers tools to improve the sustainability of rural providers.

Kind of like this from just six weeks ago:

Commissioner Miller Hails $50 Billion for Rural Health Care, Texas Leads the Way (12/30/2025)

Whoops. Once AGAIN, Comrade Clayton is flailing around yammering about yesterday’s news and problems that have already been addressed through the proper channels.

Poor Clayton. He wants to look so big and important by declaring all this shit he’s going to do, but in reality he’s just a clueless little boy trying desperately to secure some tiny bit of power or control over ANYTHING after 35 years of being a failure and a fuckup in his real life.

When you are a failure and a nobody in real life, you have grandiose delusions and daydreams like this to keep yourself from accepting reality and thus crushing your ego into ashes.

It’s really quite sad.

Frankly, it seems moronic that ANY healthcare powers are under the umbrella of the Ag Department, but that’s how it is. All they do is funnel federal tax dollars here and there. Pretty simple.