LEDC Puff Piece in Dispatch Ignores Massive Sums Spent For “Growth” – Part I

The Dispatch ran a big old puff piece today about the LEDC and what a wonderful job they are doing. The title of the article is “The Cost of Growth“. Naturally, it fails to mention a single cost of this “growth” and only mentions the perceived benefits.

It is typical of government drones at every level (federal, state and local) to only look at the “benefits” and ignore the costs of their “good deeds”. They do it all the time. We also see the same tendency with Covid policies, global warming policies and many others. The notion that government drones can create “economic growth” is ludicrous.

A typical overpaid government bureaucrat like LEDC Director Mandy Walsh or City Manager Finley deGraffenried would look at a half-empty swimming pool that needed filling and decide to pump water from the deep end into the shallow end and then pat themselves on the back for a job well done. The rest of us should know better.

The economic development wizards convene

Luckily for my readers, I actually DO have a detailed list of all the costs and will be taking this article apart piece by piece over the next few days.

First a few “growth” facts! Lampasas has grown 7% over the last 20 years, according to census numbers. That is 0.37% per year. Not exactly a torrid pace.

Over the last ten years, Lampasas has grown 9.1% – or less than 1% per year.

During those last 20 years, the LEDC has skimmed over $4.4 MILLION DOLLARS in sales tax funds from the taxpayer – much of that was wasted. You can read some of the details here: OUTRAGEOUS Tidbits From LEDC Non-Profit Filings.

2019 total was $313,229. 2020 total was $348,835. 2021 was $422,532. They have STILL not filed for 2022 yet

In addition to that $4.4 million, there has been a LOT of other money thrown at “growth” as well. Over the last 4.5 years, LEDC Director Mandy Walsh’s salary, health insurance benefits, retirement benefits, training seminars, and travel to conferences where they sit around making up buzzwords and singing karaoke has cost the taxpayer nearly $500,000.

Waste Connections hands money to the same people choosing which garbage hauler to hire for the City.

Yes – that’s half a mil (and counting) to have Mandy hold the august title of “Economic Development Director” – WELL over $100,000 per year. To a lot of small businesses, $100,000 is a ton of money that could definitely help. Instead it is siphoned off from productive society and then set on fire paying a woman to run around and act like she is “directing economic growth”. It would be a funny joke if it didn’t involve six figures of taxpayers money being set ablaze every year.

Other costs? Well, the City spent $120,000 for a “comprehensive growth plan” from Halff Associates consultants. This is at LEAST the third time they have hired someone to “plan” the economy for them (Angelou Economics hit them for $25,000 back in 2002, for example).

The City also spent $100,000 handing out cash with NO strings attached to a bunch of businesses for “Covid” last year – even though the feds were doing the same. They spent another $31,000 handing out more cash to help with utility payments during Covid – including to Burger King, a giant publicly-listed corporation.

Want more costs? I got em!

Mandy’s LEDC also has another cash giveaway scheme called “Life Safety Grants”. This involves the LEDC paying businesses to help them cover the costs for the intrusive regulations and codes they face from….wait for it….the SAME City government that Mandy works for!

Brilliant! Mandy has handed out over $25,000 for this as well – including $20,000 to a single business. In case this is confusing, here is how it works:

Let’s say an entrepreneur wants to start a business in town. He notices there are a lot of empty buildings sitting around. He offers to buy one from the owner. But he finds out that it will cost him $60,000 to “bring it up to code” and install whatever wildly overpriced sprinkler system or firewall or whatnot that the City of Lampasas demands he install.

In a fair and free market, the buyer of that building and the seller of the building need to come to an agreement on how to proceed. Either the seller lowers his price to make up for the fact that his property is not up to code and never will be OR he refuses to budge and lets his property sit there as an eyesore (*cough**Lucky Ranch**cough*) while he makes property tax payments on it for the rest of his life. End of story.

But NOW, we have Mandy inserting herself into the equation. She tells the entrepreneur “Hey, don’t worry buddy – here is $20,000 in tax dollars stolen from other taxpayers! We will help you with a “Life Safety Grant” so you can meet all the onerous demands of the guy who sits in the office right next to mine over at City Hall!”. Mandy and the LEDC get to look like heroes who are “growing the economy”, the property owner gets bailed out a little bit instead of selling at a market-clearing price and Mandy gets paid over $100,000 to play this role of hero.

Like I said – they are pumping water from the deep end of the pool into the shallow end and congratulating themselves for filling up the pool. It would be like the owner of HEB taking all the money out of his cash registers at 3pm and walking out into the parking lot, handing it all out to bums, and then letting them go inside to buy groceries! Look at how much business we generated!

Of course, in the real world, you go bankrupt doing that. Luckily for the LEDC, they don’t live in the real world. They have a magic money tree called “the taxpayer” they can continually soak while pretending the help them.

Quite the scam. We’ll dive even deeper in the next part.

Entitled Millennial Fake Rancher Freaks Out Over Not Having Internet For 30 Minutes

We had a five-alarm emergency today in the Tucker household! The Internet apparently went down for a little bit and Clayton Tucker couldn’t Google himself or “like” any Bernie Sanders tweets during this timeframe.

He was NOT happy:

This is what you do when you are an entitled and spoiled child. You stomp your feet and start a petition over the supposedly shitty rural Lampasas Internet. He probably starts a petition when the lightbulb in his room burns out too.

Just kidding – we all know he yells downstairs to Mom to have her fix it.

I got news for you, Comrade Clayton: the Internet was “down” from the day I was born all the way up until I was about 28 years old. And THEN, we had five years of dial-up dogshit that took 4 hours to download some decent porn, but we were GRATEFUL we even had that! I even figured out how to register to vote in 1988 WITHOUT the Internet.

Amazing, I know.

Only it wasn’t Lampasas at fault for this horrific and life-threatening incident. It was Google.

Oops. But Clayton Tucker doesn’t let trifles like facts get in the way of his caterwauling. OR his fundraising! After you sign the petition, you are directed to donate money to the Lampasas County Socialists Democrats.

Several people signed, but I don’t think they were truly onboard with Clayton Tucker’s Internet improvement mission. I think some of these might be fake?

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I guess some of the suggestions spilled over to the other initiatives Tucker is spearheading. Like getting Lampasas a “bark park” and “fixing” the grid:

Hey, I have an idea! Why don’t you just pack up all your shit and move to Austin? I hear they have TONS of “bark parks” and the Internet is blazing fast there. You can watch Ilhan Omar C-SPAN videos in HD 4k resolution all day long. I’ll even PAY for your entire move!

All you gotta do now is convince old mom and dad to buy a condo there so you can keep living the life of a sponge!

What Do You Give To The Kid Who Already Demands Everything For Free?

It’s tough to shop for a socialist weasel like Lampasas County Chairman Clayton Tucker. But I think I found something that will look nice on his tree. Or rather, his parents’ tree – since he still lives in the upstairs room at mom and dad’s house at 208 S. Western Street here in Lampasas:

I know Clayton Tucker (an avowed socialist and lover of foreign traitors) is partial to Ramadan and other Muslim nonsense….

……but the least he can do is walk downstairs from his parents’ upstairs bedroom where he lives and put an ornament on the tree. Right comrade??

There actually was a very long list of potential Christmas presents I could have gotten for Comrade Clayton. Things he needs badly:

A job

A history book about the dangers of socialism and communism

A gym membership

A dictionary

A clue

Chairman of Lampasas Democrats Fawns Over America-Hating, Socialist Scum

Leave it to the chair of the Lampasas Democratic Party Clayton Tucker (an admitted socialist and Bernie Sanders acolyte) to fawn over a socialist scumbag who wants to turn America into a third-world shithole like the one she came from:

Quite the couple! Both have NEVER had a real job in the private sector, despite being alive for a combined 70 years! Adorable.

I love how impressed Comrade Clayton is that she went from refugee to CONGRESSWOMAN. Like that is the pinnacle of human achievement. I’m here to tell you that 90% of congressmen/women are certified retards. If Maxine Waters has an IQ over 87, I’ll eat a bowl of my own shit.

But that’s Clayton Tucker for you. It’s not impressive to come over as a refugee and become an electrical engineer or chemist or brain surgeon. But weaseling your way to congress and then working non-stop to kill the Constitution and institute a socialist hellhole is something he truly admires and can get behind.

Far from being admired as an inspiration, Omar should be despised as a traitor to America. She escaped to America from a third-world shithole and instead of kissing the ground and counting her blessings, she instead refuses to assimilate and is doing everything in her power to change America into a third-world dump like her homeland.

Some balls on this chick. She wins the lottery by escaping from Somalia to America but instead of thanking anyone, she instead shits on America as a racist country and then demands Congress change their 181-year ban on headware just for her. Can you imaging moving to, say, Japan and making similar ridiculous demands as an American? They’d (rightfully) laugh in your face and tell you to shut your mouth.

Anyone born in a foreign country should be banned from EVER holding national office. If that leaves a bad taste in your mouth, then feel free to stay in Somalia or Haiti or whatever dump of a country you are trying to immigrate from. You wanna come here and work hard and be an AMERICAN who loves and reveres the Constitution? I welcome you with open arms. Otherwise – fuck right off.

This woman is a piece of shit and a menace. She wants to hand out billions to people for doing nothing and she’d love nothing more than to get rid of more police officers.

She also married her brother.

What an embarrassment for every single self-proclaimed Democrat in Lampasas county. The chairman of your party is an avowed socialist and has publicly fawned over scum like Bernie Sanders and Ilhan Omar, among others.

That means the chairman of your party in an un-American scumbag – and by the transitive property, that makes YOU an un-American scumbag.

Inbred LEDC Inbreeds More – Appoints Bank President Ryan Shahan to LEDC Board – THE SAME BANK They Just Borrowed $1.5 Million Dollars From.

Apparently, Misti Talbert loves inbreeding even more than the British monarchy. I say this because the LEDC just continued its tradition of appointing people to the LEDC board who have (a) already proven to be completely incompetent by their actions over the last decade (Hudson, Schaub) or who represent an obvious conflict of interest because they currently/previously sit on City council (TJ Monroe and Misti Talbert herself) and are overseeing the very board they sit on.

It’s a group of the same names over and over for the last 15 years – and they do nothing but fuck things up, waste money and spin their wheels.

But Misti just took the inbreeding to the next level.

You’ll remember that recently the LEDC opened up the application process to find some new board members. I wrote about it last month because our old friend Comrade Clayton Tucker (local socialist bum and chairwoman of the Lampasas County Democrats) had applied.

Here is a list of people who applied [list on pages 11 through 25]:

Ronnie Vineyard, Roland Schaub, Steve Hudson (those three have been involved with the LEDC forever and have proven themselves incapable), Tim Hefley, Jami Sanchez, Kathy Crawford, Michael Sibberson, and Comrade Clayton Tucker.

So they had FIVE brand new names to choose from. Five people who HAVEN’T been involved in the LEDC shit show for the last 17 years. You know what name WASN’T on that list of applicants last month? Ryan Shahan.

Guess who they appointed to their board?

Ryan Shahan.

If that name sounds familiar, you’re right. He just happens to be the president of Bancorp South – the very bank that raked the LEDC over the coals recently with a new $1.5 million loan AND an extension of an OLD LOAN that will cost the taxpayers over $200,000 in additional interest payments. I wrote about this extensively five months ago:

So Talbert recommended someone who WASN’T EVEN ON THE LIST OF APPLICANTS (Shahan)!! Her logic?

“Talbert advised that it makes good business sense to have a member with a financial background to be on the board”

Pardon me, but Misti Talbert wouldn’t know good business sense if it jumped up and bit her on the ass. She is an imbecile.

New LEDC board member Sid Ball agreed with Talbert’s assessment.

Really? You apparently haven’t had anyone with a “financial background” on the LEDC board for the last 17 years – why change things now? Are you admitting you are all in way over your heads and have bungled everything for the last 17 years? Because I would definitely agree heartily with that notion. I’m just shocked to hear her tacitly admit it!

Sid Ball then moved to REAPPOINT two of the three numb nuts whose terms were up (Hudson and Schaub) and to appoint Ryan Shahan for the third open position [page 3 – bottom of the page].

I guess Ronnie Vineyard just got the boot. The LEDC agreed unanimously, with Ronnie Vineyard as the one board member who didn’t want to give Ronnie Vineyard the boot – LOL.

Apparently Vineyard wants to stay on the LEDC until the day he dies. He must be a serial arsonist who enjoys lighting money on fire. Pretty shocking his buddies gave him the heave-ho this time around. He must have pissed somebody off because he has been there for a long, long time.

The kicker? One of the applicants (Tim Hefley) listed his experience as “construction management” and has worked in the private sector for a long time. Yeah, you don’t want a guy like that on the board as you embark on yet ANOTHER phase of the “business park” construction project.

What a bunch of absolute inbred maroons.

Lefty Imbecile Who Voted To Put Demented, Economy-Ruining Pants Shitter Into White House Now Asking For Your Business

You almost have to admire the chutzpah and lack of self-awareness. Not to mention the complete lack of understanding between cause and effect:

Not a business.

This is very rich coming from a raging left-wing loon who (with the help of election fraud) put a demented, green-new-deal-loving, corrupt, pants-shitting retard into the White House.

Every REAL small business is struggling now with supplies, inflation and a tight labor market thanks to Biden’s idiotic mandates and policies. But fake business owner Julie Cain Landrum (who employs nobody at all and who is open only a few days a week) wants you to help her out.

Yeah, I’ll help you out: fuck Wool & Vine. If you were drowning, I’d throw you a cinder block.

I AM however, going to send you a nice Christmas present, just like I did last year. Hang it on your tree with pride.

How Our Bloated IT Department Spends Their Time

Time for a deep dive into what our $426,000 Information Technology Department does all month.

When IT Director Monica Wright submits her monthly reports, we are treated to a ticket count. Every time something happens over there, a ticket is generated and that task is then completed by either Monica Wright (Department head with no network credentials) or Kristy Acevedo, the network administrator.

[Yes, TSM Consulting does a LOT of the “network administrator” job, but we’ll get to that later].

The ticket count looks large and impressive. Like Ron Jeremy in ultra HD on a 70-inch TV, perhaps. But are they REALLY doing that much work? I was curious.

I recently requested a list of all tickets generated in September of 2021. Boy, was it an eye-opener. Especially since City council just agreed to give the IT Department ANOTHER $90,000 over last year’s budget to hire ANOTHER IT person! They must be super busy over there, right? They generated FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX tickets in September!

Wow. That’s a lot! That’s like 14 tickets every single day, including weekends! Such busy little bees they are!

Or is something else going on here? Each ticket shows a category (email, backups, hardware problem, etc) and a time stamp. With this, I was able to draw some conclusions.

Here is my breakdown of categories so far (I will break this down further as I have time):

Unspecified or left blank: 68 tickets (16%) had either no information on the category or said “unspecified”. So we literally have no record or idea of what they were doing on 16% of these tickets.

Acevedo managed to generate 9 tickets (2% of monthly total) instantaneously at 6:25pm doing [?]. Considering this was after hours, likely an automated event. We will never know.

Backups: 157 tickets (37%). One thing I noticed immediately is there were quite a few tickets generated in the wee hours of the morning, when there is no way in hell anybody was working. These are almost exclusively “backups” and they are clearly generated automatically. Maybe they call that “working” in the government sector, but not in the real world.

Can you imagine telling your boss you worked all night when you were REALLY asleep and then pointing to your ice maker which made cubes all night automatically and saying “see! Look what I did!”

“Working” while sleeping = Nerf job
Definition of “Nerf job” = automatic backups every evening at 4:30pm

So a whopping 1/3 of all their “work” is backups and a goodly portion of that takes place in the middle of the night. Another big chunk of those happen at the end of the day. Many times, I saw 10 or 12 tickets generated between 4:30pm and 4:45pm. In other words, sitting there at the end of the day and watching the machines backup data. Ain’t government work grand?

So we can already see that 53% of the tickets (255 out of 426) we either have no idea what they were doing OR the ticket was just noting an automated backup of data – many times in the middle of the night.

Ouch. We’re now down to 171 tickets for the month – between TWO people. Not so impressive anymore. Less than 3 tickets per worker per day, if you include weekends (we’ll get to that too).

A/V System: 16 tickets (3.7%). This mainly happened on days where a City council meeting was going to take place that night (twice a month). Monica managed to milk 12 tickets in 13 minutes for “A/V System”. Then as you can see, everyone took a nice, long siesta until the automated backups started at 4:30pm:

Tough day of Nerf work

Facebook/Twitter/Website: 13 tickets (3%). I assume this is going to the City website and updating something – like a job opening or announcement. Super hard work.

Printer toner: 4 tickets (<1%): I made jokes over the last three years about Monica going around changing printer cartridges. It appears to be partially true. Hard to believe that a grown adult as head of another department (City Hall, Library) can’t change printer ink themselves, but apparently that’s the case.

We are now up to 288 tickets in the “pretty much a joke and anyone with a pulse can do it” category. That’s 67% so far – or 2/3 of their “work” for the month.

Continuing on….

Antivirus, cybersecurity, firewall, malware: 19 tickets (4.5%). OK, now we’re talking! Good to see they spend 4.5% of their time on the combo of antivirus (10 tickets), cybersecurity (7 tickets), firewall (1 ticket) and malware/worm (1 ticket). Of course, this is AFTER they allowed ransomware onto the system a couple years ago resulting in the destruction of roughly $40,000 in City computer equipment.

Did I mention that some of the “antivirus” work took place in the middle of the night? It did. More automation masquerading as “work” (making the ice cubes!):

The kicker? The IT Department ALSO paid our old friends TSM Consulting $7,631 last month for “Panda antivirus”! Like I have said a million times before, we ALREADY HAVE three people in the IT department: Wright, Acevedo and TSM Consulting, who makes tens of thousands of dollars per year to do the work our IT Department is incapable of doing.

Police Department: 61 tickets (14%). Not a surprise. The police department has a lot of equipment, body cams, mobile laptops, printers, etc. Of these 61 tickets, however, 20 of the tickets were “backup” events – and thus automated and already counted above in the “backups” category. The other 41 tickets (9.6% of total for the month) were things like software problems, software install, printer install, etc.

HOWEVER, don’t forget: two years ago (immediately after the ransomware fuckup by the IT Department) the police department took a LOT of responsibility OUT of the hands of the IT Department! They have spent over $28,000 with WatchGuard to store all body cam footage since then – and will continue to spend $10,620 per year for this service going forward [page 10, column 4, paragraph 2 onwards]

So, everything to do with bodycam recording, storage, backups and data manipulation SHOULD be taken care of by this $10,620 per year contract. Ergo, the IT Department presence over there should be limited to very basic events like printer installation and other small problems – NOT the job of backing up or dealing with bodycam data.

Now we get to the meat and potatoes. The following is the stuff you probably think of when you think of what the IT Department spends all day doing. It amounts to 44 tickets total – or only 10% of their recorded tasks.

Software install (4), software config (7), software problem (14), software update (9): 34 tickets total (8%). Of these 34 tickets, Acevedo handled 29 of them – or 85%. This reinforces my view that Acevedo is the only one with rudimentary computer knowledge in the “department”.

Of course, it could ALSO be due to the fact that Monica didn’t appear on ANY tickets between the 17th and the 22nd. No doubt on one of her MANY vacations. She DOES get 4 weeks vacation AND 2.5 weeks of sick/personal days every year.

Hardware install (2), hardware config (1), hardware problem (7): 10 tickets total (2.3%). Of these 10 tickets, Acevedo handled 9 of them. This also reinforces my suspicions that Monica doesn’t really get her hands dirty. She costs the taxpayers six figures because (1) she has been there forever (2) holds a title, no matter how undeserved (3) good at looking busy and generating tickets that actually don’t accomplish much.

The final kicker?? Despite it appearing (from the tickets) that Wright and Acevedo take care of “antivirus”, they actually paid our old friends TSM Consulting $7,631 last month for “Panda antivirus”.

Socialist Worm and Lampasas Democrats Chairman Clayton Tucker Embarrasses Entire Town By Talking Like a Hillbilly Rube

Not content with pretending to be a cowboy, a rancher, and a farmer, Clayton Tucker is now pretending to be a salt-of-the-earth, country-fried rube.

The fake rancher was interviewed by local news when joke candidate for Lt Governor Mike Collier showed up in Lampasas last week to a roaring crowd of about 14 people:

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This group reminds me of the cantina scene in the original Star Wars in 1977 – a bunch of freaks and weirdos

You ain’t scared of no one? Buddy, with your diminutive height and twiggy arms, you should be scared of everyone…including teen girls.

He then continued his hillbilly-bonics speech pattern:

Hey now! Don’t forget he ALSO ran unsuccessfully for Texas House District 54. That’s a three-time loser, for those keeping score:

Contrary to his declaration that he “ain’t scared of nobody”, he was apparently too scared to face a primary opponent and withdrew from the race before it even really got started.

He is also petrified of the Wuhan respiratory virus – even though he is at practically zero risk as an under-35-yo female. So scared, he got several vax shots AND still wears a mask!

He’s scared of other stuff too. Like paying his own way in life and earning an honest living:

Hey dummy – the hospital is STILL going to bill someone. There is no freedom from the bill. You just want someone else to pay it.

What he REALLY means here is “freedom from responsibility” and freedom to mooch off of others the same way he mooches off his parents by living in their upstairs bedroom at 208 S Western Street.

He means freedom to fuck around traveling on mom and dad’s dime and finding his inner self and posing with pachyderms. Notice there is no mention of ranching, farming or being a cowboy in his biographical notes:

Teacher? No. Babysitter for 9 months to a kindergarten class in CHINA.

It’s all part of his fake persona to convince moron lib voters he’s something he’s not. It’s the same reason he moves his cowboy hat all around his parents’ upstairs bedroom when doing fake interviews online – something I busted him for previously.

With these latest antics, Clayton Tucker proves once again he ain’t (see what I did there?) a rancher or a farmer or a cowboy or any kind of rugged, salt-of-the-earth, hardscrabble laborer. He’s just a doughy, pasty, effeminate trust fund nerd who still lives at mom and dad’s house and worships Bernie Sanders.

Sad little boy. A complete embarrassment to the fine town of Lampasas.

Biden’s First Year…

Let me sum it up:

  • Prices of everything are soaring due to uncontrolled inflation.
  • Cargo ships are sitting off the coasts of our major ports unable to unload while the Secretary of Transportation took two months off for paternity leave.
  • People are refusing to work because they’re getting paid more by the government not to work.
  • Cops, nurses, firefighters, corrections officers, and other “essential workers” who were heralded as heroes during the pandemic are being fired for not getting a vaccine that they don’t need or want, while the Biden administration cheers it on.
  • Vaccine mandates prevent people from going to stores and restaurants, and will soon prevent you from flying on planes and sending your kids to school.
  • Dissenting voices are being banned from social media platforms and spied on by the federal government.
  • Thirteen marines were killed by terrorists as a result of a poorly planned evacuation from Afghanistan, and we responded by killing cars full of innocent Afghan children.
  • Our southern border is non-existent, and every day thousands of unvaccinated illegal immigrants flood into our country before being distributed around the nation where they can remain for the rest of their lives and collect off the taxpayers.
  • Critical race theory and transgenderism are being pushed on our children in schools, and some girls are getting raped in the bathroom by boys in skirts
  • Parents who complain about the state of public schools are being labeled as domestic terrorists by the federal government, and the Justice Department has directed the FBI to investigate them
  • January 6 is being used by the government to curtail civil liberties of American citizens in the name of public safety, despite the fact that the only person killed on that day was Ashli Babbitt
  • We have no idea who is even running the country, as our elected President is not allowed to answer questions from the press