Lampasas County Democratic Chairman Clayton Tucker Lies In Local Newspaper About Being Pro Second Amendment

Local socialist scumworm and Lampasas County Democratic Chairman Clayton Tucker is once again spewing lies in the local newspaper.

In today’s edition, he was busy yammering about “grassroots politics”. He stressed the importance of walking around the neighborhood and lying about his positions on things, like being pro Second Amendment.

From today’s edition:

“Tucker noted there are a lot of hunters and veterans in rural Texas. When he walks a neighborhood for a candidate, people often ask him about gun regulation laws as a test. Tucker said he assures them that he’s a firearm owner and believes that gun ownership is a matter of exercising personal responsibility.”

Actually, he avoids an outright lie by using weasel words like “he’s a firearm owner” – which tells you absolutely nothing about his position on anything. Considering he doesn’t even have his own place or a real job at age 31, I doubt he has ever bought a firearm himself. More likely it is a hand-me-down from gramps that he hides under his bed in mom and dad’s upstairs bedroom – afraid to actually shoot it.

But his history tells us that he is indeed VERY anti-Second Amendment, despite his recent lies to the contrary. All we need to do it go back to a Dispatch article from July 3rd, 2018. That article told us that Clayton was a delegate to the Democratic Party State Convention held in Fort Worth on June 21-23rd of 2018. Less than four years ago.

“The county chairwoman [Cyndy Burleson] said youth were very involved on issues that affect them directly,including gun controland the separation of families at the U.S.-Mexico border.”

“I’m very proud of them for that,” Burleson said of the local Democrats and their political involvement. Resolutions adopted at the state convention covered a variety of topics, including calls for providing paid sick leave statewide, increasing the minimum wage,banning so-called “assault weapons,” tightening background checks for gun sales online and at gun shows…”

There you have it. Less than four years ago, Clayton Tucker was a delegate to the state convention where resolutions were adopted calling for banning “assault weapons” (there is no such thing) and the usual bullshit “closing gun show loopholes” they love so much.

Sure sound like infringement to me!

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Whiny Socialist Clayton Tucker of Lampasas Wrong Again

You just know that Comrade Clayton Tucker has been poised over his laptop in his parents’ upstairs bedroom for the last 48 hours masturbating to ERCOT dashboards and waiting for the power to go out so he can blame the GOP for not “fixing the damn grid”.

He doesn’t actually suffer if the power goes out, mind you, because his house his parents’ house (208 S Western) is less than two blocks from the police station – and is likely protected from any rolling blackouts as critical infrastructure.

It wouldn’t affect him one bit – he just needs something to cry about. In fact, he’s probably under the covers watching Bernie Sanders Netflix documentaries while mom brings him hot cocoa and milk.

Out here in the boondocks, we have had uninterrupted power all week. That’s even WITH ice and wind storms, which nobody has any control over. We enjoy this level of service because bad-ass guys called “linemen” go out into the shit storm and keep the lights on. THAT is a real job. Comrade Clayton has never had a real job in his life, so he doesn’t appreciate that either. He thinks electricity comes from a hole in his parents’ wall.

Funny how the global warming that Comrade Clayton is so frightened of has actually resulted in two extremely cold winters in a row.

I’m sure his hero Beta Male O’Rourke will “fix” the grid by adding more shitty windmills and solar panels in the unlikely event he becomes governor. Luckily, we haven’t imported quite enough foreign invaders to make that happen yet. Also, Texas is now a lot stricter on proving your ability to vote – much to the chagrin of Comrade Clayton Tucker. He absolutely HATES voter ID laws.

“We’re like two balls in a nutsack, yo!“

Just a reminder: there is not a single windmill or solar panel installed at Clayton Tucker’s parent’s house OR his grandpa’s ranch where he runs around pretending to be a “rancher”. Not one. I wonder why that is? What’s stopping you from installing all that stuff yourself, Comrade Clayton? I mean, besides not having any net worth. You could always beg Dad for the money.

A “devistating” (sic) promise!

PLEASE God, let Clayton Tucker run for City council again this year.

LEDC ‘Business’ Park Sees Yet Another Add-On Cost of $30,000 to $40,000.

Back on June 8th of last year, I predicted in a post that….

Guys like Pope Eckermann are not stupid. Once the big $2 million dollar project is well underway, the LEDC and City council will not even blink at a few “cost increases” of $60,000 here and $86,000 there. That’s how these things work. He knows that morons like Chuck Williamson and Total Joke Monroe will fall victim to the Sunk Cost Fallacy, because they have done so repeatedly in the past.

It already happened once (Aug 17th, 2021), as detailed HERE:

Another $53,700 Flushed

It appears to be happening again. According to the last LEDC meeting packet [see page 15 under “Business Park Phase 1”]:

No surprises here. Any Talbert-led group is guaranteed to OK cost increases over and over again. This won’t be the last….or the biggest.

Business Park Additions To Running Total Cost: $35,000 (new total $88,700)

New estimated project cost when debt is paid off in 2040: $6,388,700)

You Gotta Love Porkchop Logic

Something pretty hilarious happened at last night’s council meeting.

Early in the meeting, Finley got up there and told City council that, yes, the recycling program loses between $8,000 and $10,000 per year but that it “provides tremendous value” to the City. Not a single council member questioned this demonstrably false statement – especially not Cathy “Porkchop” Kuehne. She just sagely nodded her head as mayor pro-tem.

Less than an hour later, the City Finance Director delivered her report. In it was the news that a company who gave the City a $1,990 bid for a maintenance contract actually made a mistake and the NEW amount was going to be $9,964 – or a difference of about $8,000.

Kuehne, who has blithely okayed wasteful spending that has literally run into the MILLIONS (Hostess House, pavilion, recycling program, free money to developers, ‘business’ park, pre-fab bathroom at Campbell Park, etc) had the audacity to actually speak up and question this $8,000 expenditure! LOL.

She actually uttered the phrase “that’s a BIG chunk of change” [go to 42:55 mark]

So to recap: the City locking in an annual $10,000 loss on an idiotic recycling program forever is just fine. The City wasting $1.4 million to give the Hostess House a “face life” is just fine. The City giving Finley a $10,000 raise in the middle of a pandemic is just fine. The City spending $32,000 extra on an elevator for OCH remodel to “keep it local” is just fine. The City blowing over $6 million on a “goat pasture” that has zero tenants is just fine.

But an $8,000 one-time error by a company on a bid is “a HUGE chunk of change”

This woman seriously has a screw loose. She has no business sitting on City council. Somebody, for the love of God, please run against this nitwit for her council seat.

Council Meeting 1-24-22. Porkchop Pro-Tem.

The Goldfish swam last night. Well, a few of them did. Mayor TJ Monroe AND Mayor pro-tem Chuck “The Vampire” Williamson were BOTH missing last night. In my years of sitting through these things, I’ve never seen that.

It does, however, confirm what I’ve always said: that Williamson and Monroe share a brain and that Williamson is actually just a ventriloquist’s dummy operated by Monroe’s hand up his ass. He always sits right next to her and always votes with her no matter how wrong she is. They are like two testicles in a nut sack. And just as intelligent.

Maybe she took him in to the repair shop for a new pull-string yesterday. Who knows.

Then there was the issue of who would run the meeting. Votes were split along lines of “old school dummies” and “fresh blood”. Zac Morris nominated Herb Pearce and Randy “The Speedbump” Clark nominated Cathy “Porkchop” Kuehne.

Randy seems like a nice guy, but remember: he was a City employee for several centuries. He is firmly in the camp of “thinks like a government employee” – so it is no surprise he is in league with Cathy Kuehne – who ALSO relies on taxpayer largesse for her paycheck in real life.

Morris and Pearce (the two newest members), on the other hand, have both lived in the real world for a long time. Just an opinion by me, but perhaps we are seeing evidence of two small camps on council. Kuehne is up for election in a couple months (along with Williamson and Goodart). I was hoping she’d do us all a favor and step down. But the fact that she just voted for herself to run the meeting tells me she is probably going nowhere and likely angling for that pro-tem seat currently occupied by The Vampire.

Clearly, we need a smart, private-sector citizen to step up this spring and help kick Kuehne to the curb.

On to the meeting:

The fire chief wasted the usual 15 minutes (not his fault, but come on already – we don’t give a shit about Covid anymore) giving detailed counts of who has the sniffles and who doesn’t. The numbers provided are all bullshit, as we know, so I’m not sure why they still bother with this after TWO YEARS!

Finley admits that the recycling center loses money [19:16 mark] “in terms of income and expenses”. Shocker. He rhetorically asks “is it worth the $8,000 or $10,000 deficit it runs every year?”. The answer out here in the REAL world is an immediate and resounding ‘NO”. If you ran a business that lost $10,000 every year, you would close up shop. I railed against the recycling nonsense from day one. It was the idea of local Ohio locust and libtard Janet Yoder “Crazier” Crozier.

Finley thinks like a life-long bureaucrat, however. He tells us “it has a tremendous value to the community in terms of providing a recycling service”. Ummm….no it doesn’t. It LITERALLY provides NEGATIVE value – by definition. Why is that so hard for him to understand?

The fact you are losing money tells you that your old mayonnaise jars and newspapers are NOT in demand and that it costs MORE to clean, sort, transport and ‘recycle’ that shit than it does to bury it. Those are facts. Prices of things inform you immediately about the relative abundance or scarcity of an item. End of story.

The City should terminate the recycling program immediately. Old biddies like Crozier who can’t understand all this are still free to load their trash into their cars and drive it to Burnet or Cove or another City that is stupid enough to waste money on that recycling nonsense.

OTHER MATTERS:

City talking about a “conceptual” new development with 177 lots over 48 acres. Great. Just what we need! Maybe Monroe and Williamson can hand them hundreds of thousands of tax dollars too!

Pavilion excavation has begun. He also mentioned that “staff has not incorporated the collection system into the project’. I assume he means the ridiculous $10,000 rain water tanks that Crazier Crozier wanted. Small victories!! Whoops! Randy “Speedbump” wants it on the agenda. I told you that you can’t trust that guy.

Hostess House – still gonna cost a fortune. Reminder: the Hostess House brings in about a whopping $14,000 per year before expenses. Should only take them about 120 years to get their money back. But I’m sure Finley will tell us it provides “tremendous value”. Kinda like the $1.5 million Old City Hall renovation.

Elections on May 7th. Kuehne, Williamson and Goodart are all up for election. All three need to be replaced. You’ll recall that Chuck “The Vampire” Williamson actually got stomped hard in his last election but then weaseled his way back onto council – allowing Monroe to firmly implant her hand in his rectum.

Goodart told me in a personal email he was opposed to all the money being wasted on the “business park” but I have YET to see him open his mouth against it once.

End of meeting.

Libtards Too Dumb/Lazy To Vote Properly. Call It “Voter Suppression”

Clayton Tucker is mad, ya’ll! It’s all this “voter suppression” that’s going on!

How is it NOT voter suppression, Diego? Well, I have a few ideas how:

#1 – Liberals are very likely too stupid to fill out a form correctly. Perhaps they didn’t READ the instructions? Perhaps they can’t COMPREHEND simple directions?

I was at the DMV two weeks ago to renew my drivers license and some poor moron in front of me didn’t bring proof of U.S. citizenship, as the instructions on the website said to do. He didn’t have a passport OR a certified copy of his birth certificate. He was sent home pissed off. Was that “driver suppression”? Or was it just a garden-variety dummy who didn’t read the instructions? Go home and fix it and try again. You just learned a valuable lesson about paying attention to details.

#2 – Liberals are typically very lazy, and thus can’t be bothered to actually go to the polls, so they demand mail-in ballots that should never be handed out in the first place. Perhaps because they are all entitled half-wits who grew up getting anything they wanted by pushing a button on a smart phone app, the thought of actually standing in line for a while repulses them.

Tough shit.

Here’s an idea: if voting is as big a deal to you as you say it is, then get off your ass and go to the polls. I have voted in-person for 34 years – even with a full-time job! Seeing as how a large proportion of liberals are welfare mooches and unemployed bums (like Clayton Tucker), you really don’t have anything standing in your way, do you? Your whole day is pretty much open.

Notice they NEVER tell you the actual NUMBER of rejected ballots – just that it was “40% to 60%” of them in Travis County. Maybe there were only 1,000 applications and 400 were rejected. There is no way of knowing.

In Harris County, the number was 16% rejected out of 1,276 applications. Doesn’t sound so bad when you put it that way, does it? In fact, 16% is about the percentage of the population that is clinically retarded with an IQ under 85, if you look at a standard Bell Curve distribution:

We can clearly chalk up that 16% to pure stupidity.

Unfortunately for democrats, probably 90% of that 16% population are registered Democrats.

If you are too stupid to fill out a form properly, you are also too stupid to vote. Do us all a favor and stay out of the election altogether.

Even our local socialist (and head of the Lampasas County Democrats) Comrade Clayton Tucker has trouble filling out forms correctly! Here is his application to run for City council last year:

As you can see, Comrade Clayton wasn’t entirely sure what his OCCUPATION was. He started to write “State”-something, then scratched that out like a third-grader and settled on “political organizer”. This is very odd since he has claimed to be a rancher, a cowboy and a farmer for years now. It must have slipped his mind that he was a “rancher”, I guess.

Well, that is certainly definitive proof that he is a rancher like he claims to be. You can’t argue with the hashtag! After all, lot’s of REAL ranchers, farmers, and cowboys stop what they are doing in the middle of a mundane job like cutting wood, take out their iPhone, take photos and then put a gay hashtag on in like “#ranchlife” for their Facebook page, right?

Waking Up Is Hard

It’s OK to be mad.

But be mad at the people who lied to you – not the people who saw through the lie.

It’s time we had “the talk” with the people who got fooled and are now waking up to “public health” and “public policy” and seeing it for what it is.

We know you thought it was a wubbie and that it made you feel warm and fuzzy.

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But it wasn’t.

It was a plague blanket…

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…and it’s time you put it down and asked some pointy questions of the people who wrapped you in it and told you it was for your own good.

Because this is not the face you want people to be making at you.

Trust me on that…

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Bruce Haywood: The Man, The Myth, The Moron

As I’m sure you’ve noticed, the official Covid narrative is finally falling apart, or is being hastily disassembled, or historically revised, right before our eyes.

The “experts” and “authorities” are finally acknowledging that the “Covid deaths” and “hospitalization” statistics are artificially inflated and totally unreliable (which they have been from the very beginning), and they are admitting that their miracle “vaccines” don’t work (unless you change the definition of the word “vaccine”), and that they have killed a few people, or maybe more than a few people, and that lockdowns were probably “a serious mistake.”

And now they are all sick with … well, a cold, basically, or are “asymptomatically infected,” or whatever. And they are looking at a future in which they will have to submit to “vaccinations” and “boosters” every three or four months to keep their “compliance certificates” current, in order to be allowed to hold a job, attend a school, or eat at a restaurant, which, OK, hardcore cultists are fine with, but there are millions of people who have been complying, not because they are delusional fanatics who would wrap their children’s heads in cellophane if Anthony Fauci ordered them to, but purely out of “solidarity,” or convenience, or herd instinct, or … you know, cowardice.

Many of these people (i.e., the non-fanatics) are starting to suspect that maybe what we “tin-foil-hat-wearing, Covid-denying, anti-vax, conspiracy-theorist extremists” have been telling them for the past 22 months might not be as crazy as they originally thought. They are back-pedaling, rationalizing, revising history, and just making up all kinds of self-serving bullshit, like how we are now in “a post-vaccine world,” or how “the Science has changed,” or how “Omicron is different,” in order to avoid being forced to admit that they’re the victims of a GloboCap PSYOP and the worldwide mass hysteria it has generated.

If you think these “recovering” Covidian Cult members are ever going to publicly acknowledge all the damage they have done to society, and to people and their families, since March 2020, much less apologize for all the abuse they heaped onto those of us who have been reporting the facts … well, they’re not.

They are going to spin, equivocate, rationalize, and lie through their teeth, whatever it takes to convince themselves and their audience that, when the shit hit the fan, they didn’t click heels and go full “Good German.”

I’m not going to forget all the mini Hitlers out there over the last 18 months. The Covid rats and scumbags who applauded the idea of universal mask mandates and forced vaccinations.

Here is a partial list of local Covid Cult scumbags, just so we don’t ever forget those who went full “Good German” and showed their true colors:

Bruce Haywood, Melissa Johnson, Karen Spivey-Cummings, Julie Cain Landrum, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris, Jennifer “Morono” Moreno, Christopher McDaniel, Heath Bishop (aka Hubert Humperdink), Maria Velasquez Aguilar, Lee Morey, Gregory Thompson, Clayton Tucker.

It’s so simple! Force everyone to get a shot and it will go away! Wrong again, dipshit.

Bruce Haywood: in favor of ruining kids’ education since 2020.

LEDC Swallowing More Bullshit and Hype. Will They Never Learn??

Looks like the Lampasas Economic Dunces Club is at it again. Not since Jack sold his cow for some magic beans have we seen economic wizardry like they practice over at the LEDC.

First it was Mike Cour and his Eco-Turd scam. The LEDC (desperate to make a deal and finally get a tenant for their multi-million-dollar Goat Pasture) was strung along by ridiculous promises made by a charlatan. It was obvious to me how it would end, but apparently Talbert, Monroe and Walsh are a little more naive.

Unfortunately, they didn’t learn from that debacle. So they’re about to create another one.

From today’s packet:

I see a LOT of the same words and phrases that I have seen before and which indicate a high likelihood of bullshit. Words like “intending”, “proposing possibilities”, “hope”, “initially” and “up to” $30/hour. Mike Cour used a lot of the same bullshit words himself when he was proposing his ridiculous tire recycling facility.

Lots of wiggle room there. Do you know what wiggle room gets filled up with eventually? Bullshit. Lots and lots of bullshit. That, and failed promises. Which is why these deals are always heavily loaded on the back end: in a few years when it all goes to shit, who is going to care enough to point out what a train wreck it all was? Besides me, of course.

Here is how it will probably go down (and this is my opinion, not fact):

This guy gets a sweetheart deal on a lease. He then charges people to store their boats and RVs there – which employs nobody while all the money goes into his pocket. Not much risk to him there – he gets a free swing of the bat to see if he can get people to store their stuff there. In fact, if the idiots at the LEDC give him enough free stuff, he can also undercut any competitors in the area!

At the one year mark, he maybe tells the City that the market just isn’t quite right yet for the other stuff – after all, Brandon has been fucking up the economy for two years now! Can you blame me?? Can I keep using this as a storage space for another year? The LEDC agrees to this because they have fallen for the Sunk Cost Fallacy over and over again and they don’t want to admit failure.

At the end of the second year, same song and dance. Maybe the guy offers a ridiculous low-ball price to buy the property hoping an embarrassed LEDC will just puke it up to avoid more hassle.

The cigar bar and distillery and barber shop stuff? All bullshit. Will NEVER happen. Ever. We heard this “distillery/brewery” story before over two years ago when some guy was going to develop the Sante Fe train station. Remember that? I do – I called it bullshit then and it is bullshit now.

From two years ago:

Several meetings ago, Council was briefed regarding the redevelopment of the Santa Fe Depot to a restaurant and possible brewery. Although the tenants have not been identified by the developer [shocker…I doubt there are any yet], he has proceeded with construction plans, specification and bidding. Mister Hardin has also discussed the possible partnership with the City to fund a portion [is that like ‘cost sharing’??] of the right-of-way improvements including sidewalks and flatwork – which may be between $80,000 and $100,000

There it is again – “possible”. As in, it is POSSIBLE someone will give me a free G5 private jet tomorrow. But I’d be a fool to plan a $15,000 honeymoon around that.

LEDC – Brand New Year, Same Old Incompetence

Well, it’s a brand new year, but I see the same old LEDC incompetence. After deciding to skip their December meeting, they STILL have not posted the agenda or packets for tomorrow’s meeting:

LEDC Agendas. LEDC packets.

Does this mean there is no meeting tomorrow? Hard to believe, since they are in the middle of “planning” a multi-million dollar boondoggle known as Phase II of the Goat Pasture (Mike White’s words, not mine).

Mandy even mentioned in November that perhaps they might want to actually meet in December since “we have more active topics of discussion” [page 21].

Apparently that was too much to ask for the Talbert-led group to bother with, because they haven’t met since November 17th.

Maybe there IS a meeting tomorrow, but they are too incompetent or lazy to post the agenda and packets before then.

Who knows. But one thing is sure: it is clearly the same old, same old at the LEDC despite a brand new year.