Rhonda Witcher Won’t Like This One Bit!

CDC is out with it’s latest #COVID19 data through Jan 15th.

It shows that hospitalization rates and fatality rates plummeting.

Time to put the stupid behind us and burn the masks. Schools should go back to normal, kids should be sitting next to each other at lunch and sharing their Doritos. Basically rewind to 2019 and get your heads out of your asses.

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Canada, US, UK, Japan, South Africa and many other countries peaked within 3 days of each other. Coincidentally, it was around the same time the WHO updated testing procedures for what constitutes a positive test. Shocker.

Of course, graphs, charts, data and PCR amplification cycles are too complicated for libtards and mask nazis to grasp. They will never be able to admit to themselves they were duped.

Council Meeting 2-8-21

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A weem-a-way, a weem-a-way

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Put This In Your Pipe And Smoke It…

All of you.

That means “Doctor” Rascoe, Dr. Hay, Potato-Head Fitzharris, Hubert “Heath” Humperdick, Julie Cain Landrum. Every single one of you mask-loving sheep can stick this in your pipe and inhale deeply.

You’ve been played. The evidence just keeps piling up:

A minute ago, I saw shocking, SHOCKING video of a maskless grocery story in Naples, FL Naples is in Collier County.

I compared deaths there to Imperial County, CA with one of the earliest mask mandates in the country

Yeah, Imperial has done way, way worse:

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I literally saw video evidence that mask compliance is extremely bad in Collier. I also know this because I visited there TWICE in the last three months and I also didn’t wear a mask. Very few people did. So they must have had more cases, right?

I mean, Imperial will fine you up to $1,000, charge a misdemeanor and up to 90 days in jail if you don’t comply

Nope. Imperial is way way worse there too.

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Now, you may be saying, well I assume Imperial is bigger and more dense, because that’s ALWAYS why numbers are worse, right?

Nope.

Collier has 187 people per square mile, Imperial is 34.

Collier has more than 5x the density of Imperial County. So that doesn’t work.

You might also say, well Collier might have a younger population, that’s a big influence on outcomes, right?

Oh wait, turns out Collier’s median age is 50.8(!!!)

And Imperial’s is 32.4.

Collier’s median age is 57% higher than Imperial, and yet Imperial has done so, so much worse.

So here we have two counties, one with an early mandate when cases & deaths were very low, threatening their citizens with huge fines & literally jail time.

The other county has people openly not complying. That county is older, and 5x the density.

And their results are better. Not just better, MUCH better.

How could this happen? I thought the science on masks working is “CRYSTAL CLEAR”. Our “health authority” told me! It’s crystal clear! The CDC Director said so! And he has never been wrong!

Oh well. Who cares right? Masks work because they work? Brain-dead clowns who probably can’t even balance their checkbooks (like Melissa Johnson) are the “experts” because they “feel” it’s right.

Normal, rational people are not going to put up with this mask shit for much longer. Not to mention the COMPLETE MORONS now wearing two or three masks. Hopefully that brand of moron will asphyxiate with all those masks on and not grow up to spawn future generations of morons.

One can hope.

This Hysterical Dame Should Have Her Kids Taken Away

I can’t even tell you how mad this article made me. If you want to know the result of a year of fear propaganda and what it was done to people who are supposedly educated then read this awful piece. The neurosis and fear is almost too much to stomach.

Hysterical Dame Freaks Out Over Nothing

Speaking of idiot parents…..

Out of 5.8 million students in Texas, we still have about HALF still at home and remote learning!

We’ve also been informed that even if these remote learning kids fail the STAAR test in the younger grades, they “can move up to the next grade”.

Yes, you read that correctly. If your kid is actually going to school, working hard and learning so they can master skills and move up to the next grade, they are complete suckers and saps because the moron kid who stayed home in his pajamas and who failed the STAAR test will ALSO be moved up to the next grade.

It must be so awesome to work in the government school system. You get huge raises like “Doctor” Chane Rascoe (now getting $170,000 per year nine months PLUS huge benefits), you get more money thrown at you all the time just by uttering “it’s for the kids”, but you are also not held accountable for the kids actually learning anything.

I guess letting the failures move up to the next grade just like the kids who worked hard will teach the hard-working kids a valuable lesson: in America, the laziest and dumbest people get to the top these days. There is zero point in taking responsibility or working hard because The Powers That Be (usually in the government) are going to fuck you anyways. May as well just become a cart donkey like Bruce Haywood and other libtards.

Why pull the cart when everyone else is sitting in it and getting a free ride?

I Think Ronnie Witcher May Be A Chick. Rhonda Witcher?

There’s no way Ronnie Witcher is really a dude, right? I mean, NO guy gets as hysterical and panicky over obviously fake bullshit news like Ronnie has gotten over “Covid hospitalizations!!!” for months on end.

He probably believes in astrology and palm reading, too.

Rhonda has spent months and months parroting some of the most outlandish and retarded claims of the Covid Cult. He has told us repeatedly that Texas hospitals are about to be overrun and poor Covid patients would be left dying in the streets. We have heard this crap going back for MONTHS!

Here is the reality:

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Funny how it kinda rises and peaks right in line with flu hospitalizations from years past, isn’t it, Rhonda?

It’s ALSO quite amazing how the total occupation stays constant, while Covid is peaking. Almost like other sicknesses are being reclassified as Covid or something.

You’ll never see REAL data like this in The Radiogram. That’s OK. I only grab six of them every morning to line my bird’s cage and start fires in the fireplace on cold nights.

Maybe Rhonda needs a competitor. A weekly, one-page folder over paper that isn’t filled with liberal twaddle and hysteria, perhaps? Hmmmm.

LEDC ‘Business Park’ And Eckermann Payments (Part II)

We already covered the large amounts of payments (kinda/sorta hidden from easy view) that were made from the LEDC to Eckermann Engineering for the ‘business’ park debacle:

Eckermann Getting Sneaky-Paid

Now we I’ll walk you through a short exercise in logic:

  1. LEDC was making the first installment of those $70,800 in payments to Eckermann “for engineering services of Business Park Phase 1 Roadway and Utility Improvements” back in JUNE of 2019.
  2. It therefore follows that they were making these plans to have Eckermann “engineer” the park even before that – probably in early 2019. But for SURE in April and May of 2019.
  3. Covid-19 was not around back in June of 2019. It hadn’t been released on the world yet and would not happen for another 7 months – therefore, the LEDC and City HAD to already have a plan to pay for this “Phase I” construction, right? Their plan could NOT have been: “hey, let’s grab millions in federal Covid funds next year” because there was no such thing yet.
  4. If they DID have a plan on how to pay for all this back then, then why are they now screaming poor and talking about begging to Uncle Sam for some “Covid relief grants”? Why not go ahead with the original plan on how to pay for the Phase I plans that Eckermann was about to engineer for them (at a cost of $70k)
  5. The LEDC is funded by sales tax receipts and sales tax receipts were UP over 14% last year!! Therefore, the LEDC was not economically injured by Covid. Quite the opposite. Therefore, the original plan from May of 2019 on how the hell to pay for all of this should still be in play – nothing has changed in terms of LEDC funding
  6. If they DID NOT have a plan on how to pay for all of this after Eckmermann banged out his $70,800 master plan papers, then that is basically an admission of monumental incompetence and stupidity on the part of the LEDC and City council. They are basically telling us, “yeah, we wasted $70,800 for a pile of engineering plans, but we have no idea how we are going to fund the ACTUAL construction of those plans.

So which is it, LEDC??

Option one: you had a plan on how to pay for Phase I BEFORE you threw $70,800 at Eckermann – a plan you should still be able to use, since you have not been financially injured.

Option two: you had no idea back in June of 2019 how in the hell you were going to pay for all this and you were just winging it and playing it by ear. You were willing to waste $70,800 on plans that might never even come to fruition.

It’s either one or the other, guys.

More Scummy Covid Counting – Plus New “Orders” From Our Health Fuhrer

From today’s Radiogram:

Dr. Georgia Hay shared with Lampasas Radio this morning that Lampasas County recorded another fatality due to Covid-19. A gentleman in his 80’s who is from Lampasas, but was in along term care facility in another county has passed away. His wife also passed away from Covid-19 in another county.

What’s next? We get to count anyone who was born here but moved somewhere else in the last 5 years? Maybe we can count anyone who drove through Lampasas county at some point in their life but later died?

Absolutely idiotic. More proof that our “fatality” numbers are complete and utter horse shit.

This has to be the longest-running prank in American history, this Covid nonsense. Unfortunately, some of the people I would expect to see through the joke (like our “health authority”) are actually falling for it.

Did you see the latest part of the prank?

Fauci wants us to wear TWO masks now!

No, I’m not kidding.

**UPDATE** We are now up to FOUR masks as of 1/28/21.

I remember last summer when hysterical dummies like Melissa Johnson, Bruce Haywood, Hubert “Heath” Humperdink and Julie Cain Landrum were having FITS that some people weren’t wearing masks. “Mask up!” “Wear your damn mask!”, they would constantly virtue signal on social media.

Those of us with a brain (and wry sense of humor) said “if two masks are needed, then why don’t YOU just wear them both?”

That was a joke. This is real life. These retards are ACTUALLY now telling us to double up on masks. Which makes me ask the obvious question: if wearing two masks is needed for protection, why the hell have you been suggesting ONE mask for the last year??

Of course, when this shit storm first hit, Fauci told us masks were useless and not to bother. That was the only time that weasel muppet has been right in his pathetic and useless life.

Not to be outdone, now our own local health authority is jumping in on the fun of ordering people to perform useless rituals. This is HOT OFF THE PRESS:

We were contacted today from the local County Health Authority. With the increasing numbers of positive Covid Cases in our community, especially the growth in families and children, it has been requested that all people above the age of 10 that are spectators during basketball practices and games wear face coverings. We will work with our local health authority because their recommendation can help our community and will allow our kids to finish their basketball season.

Our kids having normalcy and finishing the season is very important to us. We will require the wearing of a face covering from all coaches and spectators above the age of 10, effective immediately. We understand that you may eat at the game, but we would expect your face covering to be on the rest of the time. These are crazy and different times and we ask that you all comply with this request for the remainder of the season.

Never mind that these basketball gatherings have been going on for WEEKS and WEEKS – including last week when the “active case” count was FAR HIGHER. The good doctor is searching high and low for places to flex her “authority”, apparently.

Please STOP CALLING THEM CASES! Someone testing positive using the PCR test at 42 amplifications is NOT A CASE. A medical doctor who is also our “authority” should damn well know this.

The grapevine tells me that there is a surge in positive PCR test results running through the school system. So what? Any deaths? Hospitalizations? No? Just a bunch of “positive” on an overly-sensitive test? Aren’t all the teachers and staff ALREADY wearing masks full time at school all day? If so, then that means those masks aren’t doing shit – so how is making me wear one for an hour at basketball going to make things better?

It won’t. So, kiss my ass. You’ll never get me into that muzzle.

I feel fine right now – which means I’m 99.5% likely to be healthy and maybe 1/2% likely to be an asymptomatic Covid case. Either way, the likelihood of me getting anyone sick is somewhere in the neighborhood of .00001%. I’m more likely to kill you by running you over accidentally in the parking lot.

So kiss my ass a second time.

How many of these “cases” are presenting any symptoms at all?? 10%? Less? You DO realize this is cold and flu season, right? People get sick with colds and flu all the time right now. But now you want to call it “Covid” and force me into a muzzle, even though I am perfectly healthy and feel fine?

Sorry. Not gonna do it. Guess I’ll be the test case over the power to arrest someone for not wearing a mask. Expect to see my smiling bare naked face at basketball this week.

It’s very sad that someone who is supposedly an “authority” on this has zero command of the latest studies, facts and science. Allow me to steer you in the right direction

1. Masks do not work and are not safe.

2. Asymptomatic transmission is not a thing

3. A positive PCR test at 42 amplifications is NOT a “case”

4. This is a concern ONLY to the very old.

You’re welcome.

$10 Plastic Owl – The Best Candidate For City Council Place Six.

Hello folks!

I’m running for Place 6 on Lampasas City council. The seat is currently held by TJ Monroe. Did you realize she has been on City council AND the LEDC board for at least TEN YEARS!

Sure, I may be made of plastic, but I won’t be any worse than TJ Monroe!

How do I know?

  1. I will never vote to spend $96,000 for a no-bid audio/visual system when we already agreed to spend $34,000 with another company!
  2. I won’t piss away $1.5 million remodeling a building like Old City Hall.
  3. I’ll never vote to waste $180,000 on a public bathroom in a park.
  4. I’ll never vote to spend $128,800 on an elevator when we can buy one for $96,000
  5. I’ll never vote to hand $72,000 in free electrical hookups to a rich developer whose newly-built houses are fetching 15% more than he estimated.
  6. I’ll never vote to hand $185,000 to one of my former council members for HIS housing development either [page 32 check #158087]
  7. I’ll never vote to spend another penny on the idiotic business park. All that park is good for is hunting mice and snakes. I love to hunt there, but TOTALLY not worth $4 million dollars.

Pretty much all I will do is sit there doing nothing – thereby NOT wasting tax money. I will never break this promise – mainly because I am a nocturnal bird of prey and therefore sleep all day – making me pretty unobtrusive during City council meetings.

For maximum effectiveness, you can move me around the room occasionally.

Please follow me on Gab.com at TenDollarPlasticOwl.

Thank you and God bless America.