Local Libscum Grady Lucas Seems To Be Obsessed With Defending Perverts

Just as libs accuse the right of “banning books” when they try to limit filth to age-appropriate groups, these pervs are trying to equate these sick drag shows to Robin Williams dressing up like Ms. Doubtfire or Barney Fife putting on a wig back in 1962.

You all remember local commie scumbag Grady Lucas and his “soar” throat?

According to morons like Grady “Pass the Man Gravy” Lucas, these actors dressed up as old ladies in movies (which are often rated PG-13) and TV shows…

….are the EXACT same thing as the perverted current drag shows where 6-year-old kids shove dollar bills into the pants of half-naked sickos wearing thongs and simulating oral sex in front of them…

Yeah. Exactly the same thing, Grady.

Apparently a man grabbing his dick and thrusting in front of a child, or beginning to take his pants off as part of a strip tease, is not considered sexual to Grady Lucas. If you don’t think it is sexualizing a child to bring them around men in lingerie emulating sex acts then you should never be allowed around children. That goes for Grady Lucas.

This is what they always do – pretend that the only people objecting to this sort of child abuse are conservatives. It’s so insulting to liberals more than anything. As if the core tenet of liberalism is accepting the sexualization of children by the age of 6. This is what Franklin Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy had in mind, right??

They’ll say “I get if drag performances aren’t your thing, you don’t have to go.”

So if fucking teenage girls isn’t your thing then you don’t have to go to Epstein Island, right? Is that how it works?

He’s doing the typical thing that degenerates like him do to defend the sexualization of children – framing an objection to it as an attack on the BLT-123-LGBTQ++ mafia:

These are the people pushing “diversity, equity, and inclusion” on everyone else, so that they can participate in sexual events for children and not feel like the grooming quasi-pedophiles that they are emulating. People like them will tell you that this it’s important to expose children to drag queens so that we can teach them to embrace people who look different from them. Except they never do this with burn victims, midgets, the blind, or other people who are different through no fault of their own. Drag queens CHOOSE to dress like hookers and mock womanhood. Bringing children to drag queen events to embrace diversity is like brining children to a strip club to embrace feminism.

The fact that Grady Lucas seems to spend a majority of his time defending perverted shit like this publicly means that Grady Lucas is the kind of guy I would NEVER want my kids around unattended.

There once was a moron named Grady

Who preferred that his men dress like ladies

If you have a kid

I’d keep them well hid

‘Cause he looks like he’s pretty damned shady

Definitely does NOT own a windowless van

Just Getting Started…

More bank failures are coming.

Big banks have a long enough memory to not step in and buy these flailing banks. These banks are sitting in no man’s land, because nobody wants to say that they’ve failed. I think we are going to see more bank failures, because we have not seen the biggest banks step up.

Following the failure of SVB and Signature, the Fed, U.S. Treasury Department, and Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) bailed out the banks’ depositors, including those with uninsured deposits above $250,000. Unfortunately, now a bad precedent has been set, with regulators signaling that clients in other banks could have full coverage of their deposits.

The precedent has been set, and it cannot be unset. As regulators, it’s not your job to pick winners and losers, but that’s the corner they [The government and Fed] backed themselves into when they backed all of the uninsured deposits of Signature and SVB.

We’re in the middle of a banking crisis that nobody wants to call a banking crisis.

Schools Do NOT Need More Money

Chicago Public Schools plans to spend $9.4 billion in the 2023 school year on 321,000 students. That comes out to $29,307 per student – a new record.

Just four years ago the district spent $7.5 billion on an enrollment that was 40,000 students higher. Then, the total taxpayer cost was just under $21,000 per student.

What does that mountain of money buy you? Not much:

Today just 1 in 10 black CPS students can read at grade level and only 1 in 20 are proficient in math. 

Less than 10% of black 3rd-graders read at grade level based on the most recent Illinois Assessment of Readiness test.

It’s even worse for math readiness.

The Chicago Teachers Union makes sure its members and schools are protected regardless of student outcomes.

98% of CPS teachers were rated “proficient or excellent” in 2020. 100% of teachers got the same rating in 2021. And in 2022, 84% of all evaluated CPS teachers were rated either “proficient or excellent

Schools, too, get protected under updated state board of education measurements. School ratings aren’t based on whether kids can read or do math but instead on “improvements.”

The problem isn’t money.

Trump Arrest Rumors

Supposedly Trump will be in cuffs next week. Lefty clowns like Grady Lucas and Bruce “The Manatee” Haywood will be giddy. They won’t be able to stop posting memes for the two weeks afterwards.

Pay attention to New York. Much bigger problem for Trump there than the feds because every person involved in this in New York can do it free of consequences.

Letitia James cut a deal for Chuck Schumer’s senate seat. This is her end.

You heard it here first.

Just remember that Bill Clinton did the same thing with Paula Jones – That one was $850,000 (in 1998 dollars).

This is all to get violence in the streets. The democrats want republicans to riot and hurt people (cops) so they can replay those tapes forever and say it’s ‘worse than 1/6 and 9/11 combined.”

Nobody needs to fall for this, the bullshit charges won’t stick. Everyone needs to be cool.

Not sure how NYPD manages to get handcuffs on Trump in Florida. I guess they can try to extradite him, but somehow that seems unlikely.

Socialist Cockroach Finds Yet Another Useless Parasite To Brownnose and Suck Up To

Like a bad penny, local socialist maggot (and habitual liar) Clayton Tucker of Lampasas (Texas SDEC-24) keeps popping up in pictures with some of the biggest scumbags in politics…

Socialist scumbag Greg Casar – never had a job in his life.
Socialist scumbag Ilhan Omar – never had a real job
NAMBLA recruiting poster

When you don’t have real job and mom pays your rent, you are free to galivant around to Austin, Dallas and Waco to get pictures with other socialist losers, in the hope that you can glom onto their “success” and maybe get a cushy do-nothing job in their office.

Now he’s found a brand-new ass to lick in his hope to climb the ladder within the nest of socialist rats that seems to grow by the day: Congressvermin Jasmine Crockett. Crockett took $1.5 MILLION DOLLARS from disgraced crypto scammer Sam Bankman-Fried – and has not returned it.

Most blatant ass kissing I’ve ever seen in my life

#1 – “Dedication to help”? She has been in office for about 60 days. She was a public defender before that and is a carpetbagger from St. Louis. She has never farmed a day in her life (just like Comrade Clayton). The GOP controls the House now, Comrade Clayton, so this chick has ZERO power to do anything at all. You are digging a dry well. Story of your life.

#2 – “Farmers and ranchers”? Comrade Clayton is neither one of those things. So what is he doing at this meeting of the “experts”? Just taking pictures and kissing asses, hoping to get noticed, that’s what.

#3 – “Ensure everyone has access to nutritious food”? Jasmine Crockett (and other scumbag politicians) has ZERO to do with that either. We can thank HEB, Wal-Mart, Whole Foods and actual farmers for providing food through the free market. Politicians create nothing of value. Ever.

#4 – “Overall leadership”? LOL. Again, she has been there 60 days and is in the minority party in the House. She has done nothing. This is pure ass kissing on the part of Comrade Clayton, hoping to get a real, live U.S. Congressvermin to re-post his praise…which she did.

#5 – Crockett was happy to hear “directly from the farmers” who are “experts”. Comrade Clayton is neither a farmer nor an expert on anything. So I again wonder why he is there – besides the obvious reason of kissing ass in the hopes of being noticed.

#6 – Crockett “brought D.C. to Texas!” – Jesus Christ, please no. That is the last thing ANYONE who works in the real world wants.

Furthermore, I GUARANTEE YOU that anything this moron Crockett tries to stick into the Farm Bill will be a bunch of global warming, green new deal bullshit that will end up hurting REAL farmers and ranchers in the end.

Just ask the Dutch about that.

Trying hard to kiss ass of 81-year-old parasite.

Everybody Gets To Pay For Bailout Of Tech Weasels

I’d be pissed if I were a bank that did the right thing…

Turns out you CAN’T just conjure money out of thin air. Those deposits were not covered by law. So now the FDIC has to stick it to the rest of us to make up the difference. The difference will be roughly $40 billion dollars. The Treasury has already made a loan, apparently. But that will need to be paid back – this isn’t Ukraine, after all…

Retirees living off social security and food stamps will pay for this. Teachers will pay for this. Shop owners will pay for this. Kids getting their first job will pay for this. Farmers will pay for this. All to ensure that Roku did not have any worries? Fuck Roku. Who says we need 27 streaming services to begin with? Roku is a child of 0% interest rates that would have never been born otherwise.

After Two Years, Idea of Raising Lifeguard Wages Finally Penetrates Finley’s Thick Skull

Well, I certainly feel vindicated. After YEARS listening to Finley stand up there at council meetings stupefied that nobody wants to work for his shitty $7.50/hr wage (now bumped to $8.25 after 2 years of being shorthanded) and YEARS of ranting about how the solution is to pay them a normal lifeguard wage (at least $10/hr) he may finally be seeing the light.

He told council tonight that he was “a little concerned” because only ONE person has applied to work at the pool. In a rare moment of enlightenment, he says “there is a lot of competition for labor out there.”

No shit?!? Jesus Christ. Talk about living under a rock in a fantasy world. This is the SAME Finley who threw $110,000 at Ryan Ward for the ACM position (about 30% higher than the national average) and $85,000 at Stacey Ybarra (more than Mandy made after 5 years there) but he is too stupid to realize he needs to jack the lifeguard wage up to at LEAST $10/hr? Mind boggling.

He tells council “we may have to get creative…we may have to look at our pay scale“. That is not creative, you moron. That is math….and I have suggested it over and over and over.

You see, Finley only overpays Directors and Nerf job holders. That’s because (a) they will lick his balls harder in gratitude and (b) the higher he jacks the salaries of Nerf jobs holders like Stacey Ybarra and Ryan “Seth Rogen” Ward, the higher he can request his OWN salary be bumped in comparison – because is at the top of the totem pole and if any Nerf director directly under him gets up too high in salary, the answer is to raise Finley’s salary in response.

I suspect “Doctor” Chane Rascoe thinks the same way.

Lifeguards, on the other hand, are seasonal workers with zero contact with Finley. So Finley has no interest in helping them as they won’t be directly under his command and eager to lick his sack in thanks – like Ward is.

This is why Finley works in government and not in the private sector.

Goldfish Swim Tonight – Council Meeting 3-13-23

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-waya weem-a-waya weem-a-way

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-waya weem-a-waya weem-a-way

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

Oooooh, oooooh eee-ooo-wam-a-way.

Join us on Gab.com – for commentary.

Will the Hostess House debacle be dealt with? Any word on a possible tenant for the Business Pork?? We’ll find out soon…

Weasels in Silicon Valley Made 100% Whole For Bad Decisions.

Not even a haircut of 20% or 30%. If you had $10 million in SIVB and you knew damn good and well that the FDIC limit was $250,000, the FDIC will make you good on the $9,750,000 you foolishly left unprotected in a poorly-run bank.

After all, we “have to protect the payrolls of these companies and their employees!”

Oh, like those employees who have been all over TikTok the last year bragging about how easy their tech jobs are? How they get gourmet breakfast and coffee every morning and yoga breaks and safe spaces and foosball tables? How they really don’t do any work at all?

Like THIS asshole?

‘Tech is so hard omg’: Work-from-home employee with ‘cushy tech job’ says all he did for day was change color of a button, sparking debate

“Me after 6 hours of working my cushy tech job where I changed a button from blue to a slightly different blue. I also reimbursed coffee, lunch, Wi-Fi, my gym membership, and my wework pass,” the TikToker captioned the video. “Tech is so hard omg [crying emoji].”

Or maybe Nicole Tsai – the moron who made the Day in the Life video about how cushy things are in the tech world:

There are dozens of those videos all over the Internet.THESE are the weasels you are bailing out. Oh, and don’t forget all the execs who sold millions in SIVB stock last week, right before they blew up. Or all the bonuses that were paid out on Friday. No biggie.

Now, some wags may point out “that money comes from the FDIC, NOT the taxpayers! Banks pay a fee into the FDIC fund to pay for all of that.”

True. BUT, the FDIC only has about $125 billion in that fund – to cover $22 TRILLION of deposits nationwide. Which means that less than 2% of the nation’s entire bank deposits are actually covered.

That $250,000 limit is there FOR A REASON.

So if the SIVB fiasco costs them, say, $70 billion when it SHOULD have only cost them $20 billion – that is $50 billion that is no longer in the fund that should be there for the poor saps who actually keep their balances under the limit.

Also not mentioned anywhere in the press: the San Francisco Fed had supervisory responsibility for SVB and the CEO of SVB was sitting on the board of the San Francisco Fed. You can’t make this up. Totally asleep at the wheel. But plenty of time to give speeches.

The Feds also closed Signature Bank in New York – a favorite of the crypto bros.

So I just have one question for the scumbag coastal elites. That would be those elites in California and New York who always blather about how “the blue states pay more in taxes than the red states. The red states could never stand on their own if they seceded. They need US to support them”: are you counting all the hundreds of billions in bailout money like this? The money the rest of us have to pony up when your Silicon Valley shitcos blow up or your Wall Street banking scams go under?

The Dildo Called “Consequences” Rarely Arrives Lubed. SIVB Depositors/Investors About To Discover This.

The billionaire capitalist wants more government bailouts! The crypto bros are also crying for Big Daddy government to come save their fiat money accounts at SVB.

Mark Cuban is an asshole of the highest order.

I can’t believe people are calling for a bailout of #SVB. Everyone says “flush all the malinvestment and misallocation of resources out of the system” until it actually starts to happen – as it did on Friday. THEN, it’s straight to the government for bailouts.

Did we learn nothing from 2008/2020 bailouts? If we didn’t get in the way of the free market (where LOSS is just as important as profit) SVB wouldn’t be an issue because all the moronic money-losing tech companies they lent to wouldn’t exist in the first place.

By all means Mark, Mister Dot-Com Lotto Winner (and generally shitty businessman) feel free to start a GoFundMe and you can be the first one to deposit. If it’s such a no-brainer investment, you and Musk and Zuckerberg and the other tech bros can all chip in. Leave me out of it.

All these idiots should have bought T-bills and diversified their banks. I’m just a dummy Lampasshole, and if I know that (as I even wrote about FOUR MONTHS AGO!) then all the super smart tech bros “changing the world” with their money-losing dog walking app should know that.

Maybe they should spend less time worrying about how many genders there are and more time worrying about protecting their working capital.

SVB was just a badly run bank that went bust. Happens all the time. What’s special about SVB is that many influential people banked with them, and are now lobbying for special treatment.

We should have let it all implode 15 years ago and rebuilt from the ashes. Instead, we rewarded every idiot who made poor decisions and enriched sociopaths who used those funds to buy themselves a perpetual grifting operation. We need to let every investor and depositor discover that the emperor has no clothes. Perhaps THEN, real change will occur.