Remember The Corvive Scam??

I can’t believe it’s already been FOUR YEARS since a bunch of morons and scammers tried to convince a bunch of poor saps that they’d become rich selling Corvive pyramid scheme crap.

Hilarious.

A sex offender, a couple of morons and a midget. What a crowd! Just the guys you can trust to make you rich!

Reminder: nobody got rich except the fat midget scumbag who started the pyramid scheme. Everyone else got screwed. NEVER join a pyramid scheme!!

Actual explanation of scam once posted on a whiteboard at Toupsies restaurant circa 2019:

Hey everyone! Just get FOUR other people to join the scam, and we’ll all be rich!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Grown men fell for this shit. Pathetic.

City Declares Several Blocks of Downtown Square “Blighted” In Order To Try and Grab State Tax Dollars

Wow. So after years and years of the LEDC and Mandy Walsh going to dozens of seminars, conventions, workshops, webinars, TML conferences and spending countless manhours and dollars on all that shit to “revitalize downtown”, the end result is a “blighted” area? [see pages 89 through 91]:

WHEREAS, the City Council has found conditions which are detrimental to the public health, safety, and welfare of the community within the district as follows- cracked, broken, and uneven sidewalks, lack of adequate walkways, and lack of handicap accessible ramping; and,

WHEREAS, the existence of said conditions are detrimental to the public health, safety, and welfare due to the possibility of injury;

WHEREAS, the City Council of Lampasas has authorized an application for funding under the Downtown Revitalization Program, as follows:

Rehabilitate and replace cracked, broken, and uneven sidewalks and provide
ADA-compliant sidewalks and ramps including possible drainage, streets, and
lighting.

[Wait, you mean those $15,000 metal LTX letters didn’t do the trick??]

That’s a pretty big admission of failure! Hilariously, it is practically in front of City Hall and also covers part of the street (3rd street) the City just spent large sums repaving just last summer. You gotta love it when a City that had millions thrown at if for “Covid” is already going hat-in-hand begging for some “sidewalk repairs” money just a year later.

Of course, this is all bullshit. I took pictures this morning. Why just LOOK at all the crumbling and the lack of ADA-compliant sidewalks with no wheelchair ramps!

Just look at all that blight! Practically looks like Detroit!

Oh wait.

I wonder if Saloon 37, Petal Peddlers, First Texas Bank, Bear Real Estate, Merk & Tilly’s and the rest of them know they are located in the shitty “blighted” area of our fair town?

My Drive Around Town Today: Brodie Estates and Industrial Park.

Every now and then I drive around and hit all the hot spots to see what’s going on. Today I hit several – here is my report:

BRODIE ESTATES: There has been ZERO activity over at Brodie Estates in the two months since I last questioned how S2M2 was going to hold up their end of the bargain after grabbing $185,000 from the City almost three years ago. As a reminder, S2M2 agreed to build 22 houses. They are still sitting at only six. So they only have to build a house about every two weeks to meet their goals. I can’t wait to see what happens when they are nowhere near 22 houses at the end of this year. Another black eye for the Talbert administration.

INDUSTRIAL PARK AGREEMENT: Well, Martin Rod is off to a slow start if he hopes to have 50 boats/trailers in his new lot (supplied to him at only $100 per month, courtesy of the City).

We are now at 6% capacity! Only 12 weeks to go before the first milestone must be met on June 30th.

But he DOES have some nifty signs informing us of all the massive investments that are coming! Food trucks (which I’ve been hearing about in this town for at LEAST 6 years and requires nothing but space), dog park (which also requires nothing but space), cigar lounge, and a mechanical vocational school:

Wait a second! What about the distillery/microbrewery? What about the barber shop! If you’re gonna throw a bunch of bullshit up there, why not go hog wild? None of it will ever happen anyways – well, except for maybe the dog park. All you need is a sign out there that says “This is now a dog park”.

Anyone can buy vinyl banners promising the world. Building all this shit and making it a viable business is another story altogether.

They will call this utopia “Xanadu” – and rich dummies will come from all over the world to get a haircut, smoke a stogie and walk their dog. The City will become a famous mecca for food trucks and they will make their initial investment back 100 times over and create dozens, nay, HUNDREDS of “primary jobs” like Dog Park Attendant and Food Truck Worker.

Just kidding. It’s called Patina Alley and right now, it’s in the “vinyl banner of a pipe dream” stage.

But when it’s complete, it’s gonna be AWESOME!

It’s totally gonna be like that artist’s rendition of the LEDC Business Pork that turned out to be so eerily accurate!

2003 dream they sold us for $7.1 million tax dollars
2023 empty goat pasture and corpse repository

LEDC NON-PROFIT IRS FILINGS: The IRS is WAY behind on posting Form 990 for non-profits. I have been waiting for the 2021 LEDC filing for almost a year now. So, I stopped by Jack Clark’s CPA office and requested a copy. Jack is as nice as can be and was very helpful. I recommend him for ALL of your tax needs!

Anyways, I’m digging through it now. I CAN tell you they skimmed a new record of $422,532 in sales tax off the citizenry that year – crushing the previous record set the year before by 21%.

Where does all the money go?? Well, I’ve covered that before.

Local Commies Defending Mentally Ill Trannies.

If you want to be a proper Democrat Marxist/socialist/commie these days, there are several issues you have to be 100% wrong about and you must be unthinking and unquestioning in your faith supporting these wrong ideas .

You have to support throwing hundreds of billions at a corrupt country like Ukraine while egging on WW III, you have to be “vaxxed” and boosted with a “medicine” that has proven to be far more harmful than Covid in most people, you have to call January 6th a “violent insurrection” despite video evidence to the contrary, you have to support sick, perverted men dressing like strippers and grinding their hips in front of little kids, and you have to support the idea that little kids as young as 5 and 6 years old “know” that they are in the wrong body and you must support them chopping off their penises and breasts and then you must call that mutilation “gender affirming care”.

Like this lunatic.

Long Covid is a fake affliction invented by middle-aged female hypochondriacs. It’s the new fibromyalgia.

[Why are they always teachers?? Hopefully she teaches something fake like art or psychology. There is no way in hell she teaches math or science]

Our local socialist maggot Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 never misses a chance to check any of those boxes – as he did this morning, not 24 hours after a mentally ill female who thought she was a male murdered six people in Nashville.

In reality, it is “gender DENYING” and it is hardly care. Anywhere you see “access to gender affirming care” replace it with “mutilation of children’s genitals” so you know exactly what is going on.

A trans terrorist massacred Christian children but the real victims, according to our insane media, are trans people.

The ‘Trans Resistance Network’ has released a statement that Audrey Hale is the real victim in the Christian school shooting.

If I understand this correctly: If a shooter has right-wing views, then the right’s rhetoric is responsible. If the shooter has left-wing views, then the right’s policies are responsible.

Very convenient.

This is what they all believe. That’s what people need to understand. They all think this.

Another local socialist cockroach has been supporting this nonsense for a looong time. Our old friend Cade Snyder/Hilgenberg – who is HIMSELF a very confused and unintelligent soy milk drinker. He uses pronouns, dyes his hair blue, has a nose ring, changes his sexual orientation weekly, and thinks anyone who questions mutilating kids is a “transphobe”:

Confused child who has been wrong about everything in life

Gee. I wonder where these kids get all the brainwashing and propaganda that confuses them for the rest of their lives??

Stop the grooming. Stop placating mental illness.

Transgender ideology is one of the greatest threats to American families. There is no middle ground, no compromise on the issue. They’re coming for your kids and they have the most powerful institutions in the county on their side.

Genius Chick Kristi Allison Stands Up at City Council Meeting and Absolutely Schools Them On Reality. She Should Run For Mayor.

I had never heard of Kristi Allison before last night but she needs to immediately be installed as Mayor. If fact, we should toss out Monroe, Williamson and Kuehne and let Allison take the place of all three of them simultaneously.

She got up at the 10:15 mark and gave City council a tremendous schooling on the reality of lifeguard wages and ALSO on how our pools do not charge nearly enough – something I brought up almost THREE YEARS AGO.

This chick said she is a high school teacher and a master swimmer. She was also the most eloquent speaker I have ever heard up there. She hit ALL the major important points: you need to pay $15 an hour for lifeguards, our pools don’t charge nearly enough, and out-of-towners need to be charged more to use the pool. You also need to pay the pool manager more (currently $13/hr) because it is an important job.

She ALSO told them the kids need deadlines on fliers advertising the job in the schools. Great idea because high school kids are terrible procrastinators.

This all seems like common sense and something the City should know by now after decades of doing this, but they don’t.

I have been banging the drum on this for almost three years now – and it is part of a larger theme: there is a new reality in the labor market. The people that actually DO the hard work (linemen, guys who fix water mains, guys who mow the lawns and trim trees and make the world go around) need to be paid a LOT better compared to the useless, overpaid, Nerf-job holders at the top of the food chain.

The middle-manager paper pushers (Ryan Ward, Monica Wright, Stacey Ybarra) who sit in the air conditioning all day and send emails to each other need to take a big pay cut and that money can be applied to City employees who work for a living. If they don’t like it, then sayonara. We’ll get by without you.

Nutjob Tranny Murders Six People

So a mentally ill female who thought she was a male (and was probably encouraged by an idiot mom and woke society at large) murdered three adults and three children today in Nashville.

This didn’t age very well, did it?

Yes, yes. Just us straight, white, fiscally conservative guys shooting things up, right?

Instead of being given the help she desperately, clearly needed, Audrey Haleb was instead “affirmed” in her ridiculous belief she was a boy. We don’t know the details of her transition or at what age it started, but it was clear from photos that she was on testosterone. It is necessary to have the conversation about what these cross-sex hormones and puberty blockers are doing to young people that are suffering from mental health issues.

I mean sure she murdered some children, but the real tragedy here is that no one respected her imaginary penis.

Goldfish Swim Tonight – Council Meeting 3-27-23

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-waya weem-a-waya weem-a-way

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-waya weem-a-waya weem-a-way

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

Oooooh, oooooh eee-ooo-wam-a-way.

Join us on Gab.com – for commentary.

Tonight’s subjects: will Finley finally admit defeat and pay lifeguards what they are worth? What’s up with the Hostess House train wreck? Who is the “possible prospect” for the Business Pork??

Tune in at 5:30 to find out….

Over Last Ten Years: Pool Salaries DOWN 6% – Finley Salary UP 59%…IT Salaries UP 68%

If Finley is still wondering why nobody wants to work at the pool this summer (they have gotten 2 applications to fill 28-32 positions) look no further than how he has treated them versus how he has treated himself:

For the 2012/2013 budget, the Hanna Pool had a “seasonal salary” budget of $80,000 [see page 36]

For the 2022/2023 budget, the Hanna Pool had a “seasonal salary” budget of $75,000 [see page 37]

That is a DECREASE of 6.25% over TEN YEARS!!!

Finley, on the other hand, was VERY well taken care of.

In the 2012/2013 budget, Finley was hired at $94,500 [see page 18 – Full Time Salary]

PLUS $6,000 car allowance (about $12,000 in today’s dollars) PLUS full bennies PLUS cell phone

Right now, Finley makes $150,000 plus tons of bennies – that is a 59% increase over that period.

Let’s take a look at how our bloated IT Department has been treated over that same period:

In the 2012/2013 budget, the IT Department “Full Time Salary” was right about $90,000 [see page 24].

In the current 2022/2023 budget, the “Full Time Salary” is at $148,173 [see page 25]

That is a 68% increase!

Solution to current lifeguard staffing problem? Double salaries to where they belong (approximately $15/hr). This means they will need to find about $75,000 in the budget to pay these kids properly.

Luckily for City council, I have a detailed list of all the times you have miraculously found large sums before, so it should be no problem this time:

The $96,000 A/V system for council chambers comes to mind. You had a bid from Broadcast Works for around $35,000. You instead went no-bid with Azbell and blew an extra $60,000 right there.

You also went with a $128,000 elevator (for City Hall remodel again!) when there was a $96,000 bid on the table from Austin Elevator. That’s ANOTHER $30,000.

You sold a building for $75k then bought it back for $229k – City Hall building AGAIN. That’s over $150,000 squandered

You incinerated almost $170,000 on a pre-fab BATHROOM in Campbell Park….yet another no-bid project that could have been done for half of that. That’s about $80,000 wasted.

Mike White managed to find about $72,000 instantly in 2020 to provide “free” electricity to the businesses they forced closed due to Wuhan flu. Apparently there was just $72,000 laying around unused.

Rich developer Deorald Finney was handed “free” electrical hookups for this houses in Stone Valley – at a cost to the City of about $72,000 in lost fees.

S2M2 was handed $150,000 for THEIR housing development after FORMER CITY COUNCIL MEMBER “Greasy” Chris Harrison begged for it.

City council and the LEDC squandered $15,000 on three giant metal letters (LTX) that sit on a pedestal in the town square and supposedly attract throngs of tourists!

You recently handed Ryan Ward $38,840 for software to make his job slightly easier.

City Needs 28 to 32 Employees To Operate Pools…Has TWO Applicants So Far.

Wait, you mean kids don’t want to jump through all your hoops (possess a current Red Cross Lifeguarding, CPR and Standard First Aid certificate) for a shitty $8.25 per hour??

You don’t say.

The only two people in this town who don’t understand how a free market in wages works are Clayton Tucker and Finley DeGraffenried, it appears.

You gotta hand it to City Manager Finley (salary and benefits of over $200,000.00) – he is really on the ball and has his finger on the pulse of the local economy.

He has just realized that “many retailers starting wages are significantly higher than what the City offers” and that “the City cannot compete with major local businesses” [page 7]

No shit!

It kind of proves the point I’ve made 50 or 60 times now that the Business Pork project is completely unnecessary, since the EXISTING businesses in town are fighting over labor already. For the City to spend $7.1 million tax dollars to subsidize MORE businesses to locate here right now is beyond moronic.

Speaking of the Business Pork, Finley also reports that “Stacey reported progress on discussions with prospects for the Business Park” [page 60]

That would be Stacey Ybarra, the new Economic Development Director who is making well over $115,000.00 in salary in benefits after two months on the job.

So there is a TON of money to pay an “economic development director” [who does not even live in Lampasas, by the way] to run around and try to find crappy businesses to subsidize in the Business Pork (** cough ** Eco-Strong? ** cough **) but NO money to pay the LOCAL high school kids a decent lifeguard wage?

I even outlined a simple plan for Finley almost THREE YEARS AGO on this issue:

Dear Finley: You Are Full Of Crap [Part I, II, III]

There is one simple answer: the lifeguard wages must be jacked immediately to $12 or $15 – there is no other answer. The pools MUST be opened. That is one of your basic jobs as City government – police, pure water, parks, potholes and pools. Get that shit right before you start wasting millions on vanity projects.

Instead, they have been wasting millions of dollars and hundreds of manhours on superfluous garbage like the Business Pork project and the Hostess House debacle.

Can’t wait to see how they handle this on Monday evening!!