Dancing COVID Nurses Who Supported Draconian Mandates Switch To Climate Change.

Perhaps one of the most unsettling narrative relationships during the covid pandemic lockdowns was the assertion by various governments, think-tanks and media pundits that the mandates weren’t just good for “stopping the spread,” they were also good for “saving the environment” from what they claim will be inevitable Apocalyptic climate change.  While the covid agenda has all but disappeared thanks to millions of people and half the states in the US rejecting the restrictions, climate hysteria is still alive and well.  

One of the most obnoxious trends in covid propaganda was the constant TikTok dance videos.  Dancing politicians, dancing talk show hosts and dancing nurses all telling us to comply while frolicking around like maniacs.  Well, it’s not over, because the dancing covid nurses are back, and now they’re here to tell us that accepting carbon controls is just as important as the mandates.

Beyond the numerous question on how nurses managed to have time to make so many group TikToks if the hospitals were “overrun” with patients dying of covid as the media asserted for the first year of the pandemic, we must also ask:  If they lied about the effectiveness of the mandates, why should we listen to them about climate change? 

Not one draconian policy enforced by governments made any difference whatsoever in the transmission of the covid virus.  The lockdowns were pointless.  The masks were pointless. Social distancing was pointless.  And the official median Infection Fatality Rate of covid is a mere 0.23%, which means that 99.8% of people were never under any threat from the disease anyway.  These facts were well known by medical professionals by early 2021, yet many of them continued to push the mandates.

Invariably, as the summer heats up so does the hype surrounding climate controls which would do little or nothing to shift the existing state of the Earth’s temps.  “Record temps” are often touted, but these records are limited to a short time from of around 140 years of official data (since the 1880s). 

But what about before then?  When we look at the real history of the Earth’s climate, the temps today are incredibly mild.  Not only that, but the global warming events of the past all occurred without human involvement.

One has to wonder, if this is the case, why are no carbon control proponents or climate scientists talking about it?  Is the situation much like covid, where they tell you to “believe the science” except for the science that contradicts their claims? 

And let’s not forget, these same people have been telling us the Earth is on the verge of burning for a very long time.

Or was it freezing? I forget….

People stopped idolizing nurses after the pandemic scare.  Dancing for the climate feels more like a desperate act to regain relevancy, rather than legitimate activism.   

All of the morons pushing “global warming” now and telling us to live like cavemen to “save the planet” are just watermelons: green on the outside but commie red on the inside as they seek “climate justice” – which is just another name for communism.

Beware! It will “devistate” [sic] us all!!!

Reminder: There are ZERO solar panels or wind turbines at Comrade Clayton’s parents’ house where he lives or at grandpa’s “ranch” where he pretends to be a cowboy/farmer. Hypocrite!

Reminder: commie piece of shit Obama doesn’t seem too worried about rising sea levels either at his 6,892-square-foot mansion with seven bedrooms and 8.5 bathrooms at Martha’s Vineyard. Hypocrite!

Scumbag Communists Infesting Lampasas. Beware.

The communist is not “the worker.” He is not the aggrieved peasant. He doesn’t have a specific label. He is the bitter, envious malcontent in your society.

Communism is the religion of the malcontent.

The malcontent is drawn to this religion because it promises him power. Power to take what isn’t his.

Power to exact vengeance on the neighbor who has what he wants. Karl Marx’s ideas speak to the loser because it sets him above all other people and tells him that he will inherit the world.

The communist has a deep-seated dislike of the working class because the communist is no longer a product of the working class. In truth, he never was. The communist leaders of the past – including Lenin, Mao and Pol Pot – were just spoiled rich kids. He can’t be motivated by the dream of “breaking off the shackles” of factory work, because he’s unlikely to have ever SEEN the inside of a factory. He has nothing in common with with the people of this nation who work with their hands, wear hard hats, or punch in and out five days a week.

Let’s take a look at Karl Marx…you may see some striking parallels with a few local commie parasites here in town (Haywood, Lucas, Tucker, Fitzharris, etc)

Karl Marx was a fat and lazy man who spent his days living off the generosity of his parents and wealthy friends.

Resume of a goldbricker.

This self-described “advanced” member of the working class never shed a drop of sweat in his life, and the only jobs he ever held were as a journalist and writer. Even his output as a writer reveals his laziness, as a single book (Das Kapital) took him 30 years to produce. He was also a noted liar, a slob, and a serial adulterer who refused to take responsibility for children he fathered out of wedlock.

Many found Marx’s personal appearance and manner off-putting or even revolting. In 1850, a spy for the Prussian police visited Marx’s home in London under the pretense of a German revolutionary. The report the spy wrote was shared with the British Ambassador in Berlin.  The report said, in part:

[Marx] leads the existence of a Bohemian intellectual. Washing, grooming and changing his linen are things he does rarely, and he is often drunk. Though he is frequently idle for days on end, he will work day and night with tireless endurance when he has much work to do.

He has no fixed time for going to sleep or waking up. He often stays up all night and then lies down fully clothed on the sofa at midday, and sleeps till evening, untroubled by the whole world coming or going through [his room] … 

There is not one clean and solid piece of furniture. Everything is broken, tattered and torn, with half an inch of dust over everything and the greatest disorder everywhere …

When you enter Marx’s room smoke and tobacco fumes make your eyes water … Everything is dirty and covered with dust, so that to sit down becomes a hazardous business. Here is a chair with three legs. On another chair the children are playing cooking. This chair happens to have four legs. This is the one that is offered to the visitor, but the children’s cooking has not been wiped away and if you sit down you risk a pair of trousers.

Lampassholes Ready To Break Out Pitchforks and Torches Over Water Restrictions. Reminder Who To Blame: Talbert, Monroe, Williamson, City Hall

OOOOHHHHHH – the natives are getting very restless. I don’t blame them. I blame past mayors and City council members. Morons like Misti Talbert, Chuck Williamson, TJ Monroe, Finley deGraffenreid, Ryan Ward and the LEDC have been pushing the “growth at any cost” narrative for years now.

[Between 2012 and 2015, the City added just under 16 houses per year. Between 2016 and 2020 that number jumped to over FORTY per year. I have not seen the data for 2021 or 2022]

Here is the result:

Not only have they NOT been hitting new houses with impact fees to pay for future water infrastructure, they have been HANDING OUT SUBSIDIES to builders for years now.

Of course, I have been harping on this point forever. Instead of listening to my wisdom, idiots like Talbert scoffed at me as a “keyboard warrior.”

TJ Monroe and Chuck “The Vampire” Williamson EVEN VOTED TO WAIVE BUILDING PERMITS FOR STONE VALLEY (March 29, 2019)!

Incentives Approved For New Subdivision

That idea ultimately failed, but the equally stupid idea of waiving $72,000 in electrical hookup fees for Deorald Finney was implemented. It was all part of Misti’s plan to “grow the tax base.” Of course, the more they “grow the tax base” the more expensive it gets for all of us, so I am wondering what the point is at all? So we can pay Finley deGraffenreid $160,000 instead of $150,000? So we can hire even more useless turds to populate City hall and cost the taxpayer over $110,000 per year, like Stacey Ybarra?

Oh, and don’t forget the best part! The $7 million “Business Pork” project that will supposedly draw even MORE people here to work! Ryan Ward and Stacey Ybarra got grilled by Ron Witcher a few months ago and Witcher actually asked where all the labor was going to come from to work there?

Ward’s answer?

Witcher: “I wonder…does Lampasas have the labor…for these businesses

Ryan Ward: “You know, that’s kind of an interesting thought…we have to reach further out…you hope you can find enough work force…to hire more staff…and that’s always the first priority…not only that there is housing…how are we developing those housing communities? But the growth is coming here

So don’t worry about all the people we will have to import to work in the Business Pork, we will just “develop the housing communities” more and “add more rooftops” as Finley likes to say. I doubt Finley gives a fuck about any of this. As soon as he retires this year, he’ll take his oversized pension and move to another place and leave us holding a big bag of shit….just like Mike Talbot did back in 2006!

City Debt Obligations By Year, and Other Tidbits.

Budget talks are beginning now. I like to post this nugget every year….

City debt obligations by year:

2016/2017 – $475,300 [Toups]

2017/2018 – $660,385 (+39%) [Talbert]

2018/2019 – $746,171 (+13%) [Talbert]

2019/2020 – $872,995 (+17%) [Talbert]

2020/2021 – $864,768 (FLAT) [Talbert]

2021/2022 – $978,784 (+13%) [Monroe]

2022/2023 – $1,400,004 (+43%) [Monroe]

Other tidbits:

Debt obligations up 195% in 6 years (20% per year)

IT Department – up 47% in 6 years (7% per year)

City manager department – up 107% in 6 years (up 13% per year)

Population of Lampasas up approximately 6% during this time (1% per year)

Debt obligations rising 20x faster than population growth!

City Manager spending rose 13x faster than population growth!

IT Department spending rising 7x faster than population growth (and they STILL allowed a costly ransomware attack to cripple the City!)

P.S. – Parks and Recreation spending is up only 3.4% over SIX years:0.61% increase per year

City Dinged For Another $38,000 For “Architectural Fees” On Hostess House Debacle – New Total $168,570 (That’s Just The FEES For Project)

Somewhere on this blog I had a running total going for the Hostess House debacle. It’s hard to keep track of because they keep changing things. Once the cost ballooned out of control (as I predicted it would), they had to “revise the scope.” That means they had to take out all of their ridiculous wish items when the bids came in around $3 MILLION dollars.

Remember, back in October of 2019 when they took over the building, they informed us it would need some “minor repairs”:

Then those “minor repairs” turned into a $200,000 upgrade:

Of course, once nitwits like Cathy Kuehne got ahold of it, costs exploded to $3 million. Who cares?? It’s only HOT money (hotel occupancy tax) – not REAL money.

Well, math finally brought them back to reality, as it always does. Now they have to go back and take out all their wish list stuff. Those changes are gonna cost them.

The cost of checking their greed and revising scope? It’s $38,000, to be exact.

But hey – who gives a shit about $38,000? That’s not even real money. The City wasted more than that ripping concrete out of the industrial park so that Martin’s Rod could pretend they were going to put an RV and boat storage business there!

Just remember Cathy Kuehne’s motto when it comes to projects like this: “we should do it even if it costs a little more.”

Pretty Hard To Quit When You Don’t Work In The First Place.

One of life’s great ironies…

Here we have an unemployed loser socialist who reads a Twitter page called “FuckYouIQuit,” but has never had a real job in the first place, and thus cannot quit.

Hilarious.

The FuckYouIQuit page has about 500,000 other lazy incel losers following it as they all have a giant circle-jerk to re-assure each other that the problem isn’t that they are lazy, good-for-nothing unskilled dirtbags but rather the problem is “corporate greed.”

Those “greedy corporations” don’t want to hand an unskilled bum like Clayton Tucker $30 an hour on his first day of work, so he refuses to participate in the labor market. Much easier to stay home with mom all day long and post pictures of goats.

You see, for the last 170 years or so, the corporations were NOT greedy and the “boomers” and “Gen Xers” were able to get a good job. Then sometime around 2020 (right as we “elected” a quasi-retarded dementia patient who has ALSO never had a real job), the corporations all got very greedy at the same moment and made life impossible for these poor wretches.

(I’m not sure how that explains Comrade Clayton’s other 25 years of unemployment but logic isn’t her strong suit)

I got news for you Comrade Clayton: you quit a long time ago. Like, when you were in the womb. You were a born quitter, which is why you are an able-bodied 32-year-old male with no kids and you live in your mommy’s upstairs bedroom and spend all day on Twitter creating useless non-profits to spread socialist dogshit to the masses.

How odd- not a single record of any ranching corporations. But plenty of non-profits. Your entire life has been “non-profit” since you have never held a real job.

It’s why you will never have a place of your own until your parents die and leave you the house in their will, which I am sure was your plan in the first place. Why lift a finger when you can hang out there in mom’s house until she dies and then just take it for free?

Kind of like another socialist loser in town named Grady Lucas – who put his mom in a nursing home, took her house, then posted a GoFundMe that was deceptively labeled “help me fix up my mom’s house” but failed to mention it was HIM who was now living in it, not some poor old lady who needed a helping hand.

In other words, a complete piece of lazy dogshit like you.

No comrade, it is not “corporate greed” that is the problem. It’s your generation who can’t put their phones down for 30 seconds to complete a task. It’s your generation who has been brainwashed by TikTok that life is just SO unfair and nobody had it as hard as you do – when in fact, the EXACT opposite is true. Your generation never had it so easy. Smart phones, Internet, apartment and job searches in an INSTANT (no pounding the pavement), DoorDash, Uber, Netflix: you’ve never had to work for a fucking thing in your miserable lives. You just push a button.

The other day (during working hours for most people) he was crying publicly about how there was no such thing as affordable housing…thus he HAS to live with mommy!

I happen to know a millennial who found a place to live in Lampasas just last week!

But with the push of a button, I found a BUNCH of affordable places!

“Whaaah…whaah. I can’t afford $1200 a month! Whaaaah. That’s not a sweet mansion with a pool and stuff like I see on TikTok. Whaaaah.”

You can afford it if you get a roommate. That’s only $550 or $600 a month. If you can’t afford that, you are a loser of biblical proportions. You only need to make about $1,700 a month to afford that – or about $11 an hour. There are TONS of places around offering more than that right now. But scumbags like Clayton Tucker think they are above that kind of work.

I’m guessing he also avoids 40-hour workweeks because then he couldn’t be on his phone all day long tweeting socialist garbage to the other losers:

Bernie Sanders was kicked out of a communist commune as a young man due to LAZINESS!! Comrade Clayton idolizes that.

I shit on your entire generation.

Luckily, Clayton Tucker is able to say “Fuck You I Quit” because he has mommy and daddy to provide him a place to live. Must be nice.

Locals Ask a Very Good Question. The Answer Lies With Misti Talbert’s Handouts To Developers.

In case you missed this discussion on Facebook…

Outstanding observation ladies! You should direct your queries (and anger) towards former mayors and City council members TJ Monroe and Misti Talbert, for starters. Chuck Williamson is also on the list:

I Hope Deorald Finney Invites TJ Monroe and Chuck Williamson Over For The Mansion Warming Party!

Finney asking for and receiving $72,000 worth of FREE electrical hookups in 2019. He got another $33,000 in incentives in addition to that.

City Council Approves Incentives For Subdivision [Dispatch 5/21/19]

What did they do? Well, as I have been ranting about on here for literally FIVE YEARS, they have been handing out taxpayer money to SUBSIDIZE all this growth. They should have been doing the OPPOSITE and charging “impact fees” on every new house. Want to hook your house up to the grid? That will be $2,500 please. Want to hook up to the water/wastewater? That will be another $2,500 please.

You think anyone is going to balk at a $5,000 charge on a $300,000 house? They aren’t. And if they do? Good riddance – that’s how you slow the growth. Then, at the end of the day when you have 500 new “rooftops” as Finley likes to call them, you at least have $2.5 million in your coffers to pay for all the millions of dollars in water/wastewater upgrade costs the City is facing right now.

But Talbert and Monroe DIDN’T do any of that. They did the exact OPPOSITE and handed out money to developers or gave them FREE electrical hookups. Deorald Finney was given a $72,000 gift on his Stone Valley subdivision when Talbert (and council) decided he didn’t have to pay to hook up to the grid.

Don’t forget about the $185,000 in taxpayer money Talbert handed to S2M2 back in 2020 for their ill-fated Brodie Estates development – which is still nowhere near finished.

City Hands Former Council Member “Greasy” Chris Harrison and Developer S2M2 $185,000 In City Funds For Brodie Estates

Where is Misti Talbert now? Don’t worry – she’s only the president of the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. They are the ones with a gigantic empty “Business Pork” they have spent over $7 million dollars on. I’m sure she’ll drive a hard bargain over there, too. Of course, we’ll never know because the LEDC has been lawyering up every time I ask a question about what’s going on over there.

Millions of tax dollars handed out. All so YOU can have more traffic, more people sucking on the water pipe and more people on the grid. Job well done, Misti!!

54 Years Ago Last Night, Democrat Scumbag Ted Kennedy Killed a Girl Drunk Driving Then Ran Away Like A Pussy.

54 years ago yesterday, Democrat Senator Ted Kennedy drove off a bridge while drunk in Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts and left his campaign worker Mary Jo Kopechne to drown in the car.

Teddy on his walk back to the party cottage passed by 4 homes but didn’t stop at any of them to call for help. He instead got two of his buddies and drove back to the crash where they dove into the water. Still, no one bothered to call for help. It wasn’t until Teddy learned Mary Jo’s body had been recovered did he go to the police station.

The only punishment Kennedy received was a two month suspended jail sentence for fleeing the scene of an accident and he went on to serve in the senate until the day he died.

When Ted died in 2009, it was one of the happiest days of my life. I celebrated all day and bought about $500 worth of shots and drinks at my local dive bar.

He was then buried at Arlington National Cemetery – which was a complete travesty. He doesn’t belong there. Plus it made it WAY harder for me to piss on his grave, since desecrating a military grave carries a much higher penalty.

Know what I did? When I visited Arlington Cemetery, I carried with me what appeared to be a Big Gulp drink filled with some kind of soft drink. It was actually filled with 32 ounces of my own piss.

When I finally meandered around to Ted’s grave, I knelt down to “tie my shoe” and then “accidentally” spilled my huge cup of my own piss all over Ted’s grave.

Fuck you Ted. You piece of shit.

Local Socialist Nerd Trying To Rent Out Daddy’s Truck For Pictures.

Holy shit. God is smiling upon me yet again. When you live with mom, don’t have a real job, can’t sell any goats off your “ranch” and generally suck at everything, you do this.

Behold…..RED THUNDER!!!

You can rent Dad’s truck for any occasion!

Wait a sec. Rent? Shouldn’t you be providing this service for free, as a socialist? You want free medical care, free college and free everything else – yet you are trying to make a buck of Dad’s truck?

What an asshole.

Local socialist parasite Clayton Tucker (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats and promoter of child mutilation and who is in favor of exposing 6-year-olds to porn) has figured out a way to mooch off Dad yet another way. Mom and Dad already let Clayton live in their upstairs bedroom at 208 S Western, but now Dad is letting Clayton use his car to try and charge people for pictures.

Clayton even hired himself once for a photoshoot – trying to give the impression he actually owns a cool car. In reality, it belongs to his daddy….

I’m a big boy wancher! See daddy??

Holy shit is that sad.

What’s odd is that Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 claims to be a “fifth-generation rancher” but his dad is the owner of Pontiac Plus…and has been for a very long time. So dad cannot be a “fourth-generation rancher,” he’s a gear head – which must make his son’s complete ineptitude with tools even more painful to bear.

Stay tuned – we have a LOT more Baby Seal bashing to come…including his new project: Texas Bluebonnet PAC!

Fat Libslob Bruce Haywood Shits on Local Restaurant. I’ll Be Going There Today to Support Them.

Local liberal slob Bruce Haywood took time out of his busy day of sleeping in his greasy recliner to shit on the head of a local business – something he chides others for doing all the time…

Reminder: Bruce Haywood is a HUGE Biden supporter and has informed us that Bidenomics is AWESOME and that there is no inflation at all, so I’m not sure why he’s bitching about prices.

Also, he doesn’t pay any income tax OR property taxes at all!! He is a freeloader and a parasite. He lives off of YOU, the taxpayer. Should have plenty of cash to spare, right Bruce??

The business in question is El Frias, in the old Bill’s Burgers building. I have been there a couple times and found the food and service to be fine. Perhaps the waitstaff is disgusted by your appearance, Bruce? Maybe that’s why they won’t visit your table.

Nauseating pile of blubber

Pro tip: it would be cheaper to eat out if you didn’t order 4 or 5 entrees for yourself, you corpulent moron.

Besides, Bruce “The Manatee” Haywood has a more refined palate. Stuff like Krab Kingz slathered in butter or a 2am Whataburger greaseburger. He probably also adores Captain D’s. Anything soaked in grease or butter is fine dining in Haywood’s book. If you served him a raccoon turd in garlic butter, he’d gobble that shit right down.

If Bruce Haywood is shitting on a restaurant and says he won’t be going back, then that will be my new go-to spot. The last thing I want to see while I’m eating is a 380-pound sack of shit riding around in a scooter complaining about the prices.

P.S. – I find it hilarious that some of the same people bitching about prices are the ones who are constantly complaining that Lampasas “needs a nice steakhouse” to open up. They bitch about a $10 entree but obviously have no clue that a “nice steakhouse” is going to charge 3 or 4 times that for a good steak. Go shove your faces with Captain D’s you pigs.