Comrade Clayton took to the airwaves today to DEMAND that the election for the new Texas State Democratic chairman next March is “open, fair and transparent…and that it represent the will of the people and not the will of just insiders.”
Oh, you mean like the total OPPOSITE of how Kamala Harris was selected?
Dumb ass.
Mind you, the SDEC will be the ones doing the electing – and there are only about 75 members of the SDEC, and Comrade Clayton just happens to be one of them. So, it’s not REALLY the will of the people but the will of 75 SDEC chowderheads. LOL.
I will also make a prediction right now that I can 100% GUARANTEE you will come true next March: Comrade Clayton’s ‘Progressive Caucus’ will endorse the most far-left, unelectable, retarded fucknut they can find. That person will then lose badly because the adults that run the Texas Democratic Party view Clayton Tucker as an annoying mosquito who doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Even THEY realize that a socialist running the show for the entire state would be a complete disaster.
Then Comrade Clayton will complain that his guy/gal lost and go sulk in the corner. Mark my words and bookmark this prediction.
Also, Comrade Clayton wants to let you know that he himself is NOT going to run for chairman of the entire state party.
Oh no! PLEASE RUN….said nobody at all. As if ANYONE would let this bozo run an entire state organization handling millions of dollars. He still lives with his mom, for fuck sake!
I’m not going to run for Governor or President either! I promise!
He’s got “other things in mind” wink wink. Other things like running for Ag Commissioner late next year and getting publicly beaten like a rented mule for the fourth straight time.
[Notice that the Tim Walz camo fag hat is already in the trash can and he’s back to the Texas Farmer’s Union fag hat. Good move, buddy!]
Yeah, I’m not even close to done taking shits on the commies yet. I keep thinking about how we came THIS/CLOSE(the bullet to Trump’s head) to the death of our republic. I don’t know if we’re in some kind of computer simulation and they are fucking with us, or we are in another dimension where the luckiest shit happens, but I’ll take it. I’m going to keep celebrating our good fortune.
This must have been what it felt like when WWII ended and everybody went out and partied and fucked each other and we ended up with the Baby Boom. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a Trump Baby Boom next fall. Not for Clayton Tucker, of course. But for normal, well-adjusted heterosexual couples.
[Hold on while I add “Jennifer Lee” to the long list of candidates that Comrade Clayton has mushed by rooting for them or donating money to them. Ok…done]
You see, Comrade Clayton ACTUALLY BELIEVES in all this “we are all equal” shit, so he was completely blindsided when the Fat Cats at the top took a ton of money from suckers like Comrade Clayton and only helped themselves, and not the “little people.” If Comrade Clayton knew his history, he’d know that is EXACTLY how every communist and socialist revolution turns out. The small group of scumbags at the top live like kings, while “the people” live ‘equally’ in squalor. It has literally happened every time. But Comrade Clayton stupidly thinks that HE will be part of the inner circle! LOL. What a maroon!
Anyways, he is VERY MAD about how badly the shitlibs did on Tuesday. So mad, in fact, that he posted a poll for everyone to take and tell him if they should raise a LOT of hell over the loss or just A LITTLE hell. As you can see, the poll was a roaring success and shows the massive power of Comrade Clayton’s “Progressive Caucus”…he got FIVE whole votes over the last two days!!
FIVE VOTES! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So the vote was 3 to 2? But posting it as “60%” sounds SO much better. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Boy, they are going to REALLY raise hell, those five dorks. I can also guarantee you that one of those five votes is Comrade Clayton himself. I bet when he saw he only had like three votes registered and nobody gave a shit about his stupid poll or his “caucus” he yelled downstairs Wednesday night to his mom and told her to vote, too. “Mom! You need to get online and vote to raise a lot of hell! Mom? You there??”
Poor Terry Tucker. I see her at the gym a lot and she just looks defeated. Like any mom who still had her loser son living with her at age 34 and badgered her to vote in his retarded on-line polls.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking LOSER!!
Up next: a definitive list of all the candidates Comrade Clayton has mushed over the last 5 years.
It was thoroughly enjoyable stuffing these dorks in a locker at the bargain price of FREE.
The Un-fuckables
I can’t be the only one noticing this: everywhere I go, people just seem happier. There’s hope and joy in their faces that wasn’t there the last 4 years. They’re breathing a sigh of relief because they know everything is going to be alright.
Here is local socialist bodaggit Clayton Tucker bragging three years ago in the Dispatch about how “we ain’t scared of no one” and “we’re gonna chip away at that red wall in rural Texas!“
That was in November 2021, when Mike Collier came to town. Who’s Mike Collier? Exactly. Just another past failed candidate that Comrade Clayton glommed onto and doomed with his powers of mush.
Jesus Christ what a motley crew.
So what has Comrade Clayton accomplished in the last three years since his bold proclamations? The hundreds of Zoom calls, the dozens of trips to tiny towns three hours away to meet 6 old ladies and babble about socialism like an annoying Amway salesman? The useless trips to Seattle and San Francisco and Washington D.C.? The “virtual rallies” and other ridiculous nonsense?
Let’s look at the papers today and see how Comrade Clayton has changed the world:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Whoops.
How about Lampasas county? The very county where Comrade Clayton lives in his mom’s upstairs bedroom and is without gainful employment? Well, nothing has changed there either! In fact, things got “worse” from Comrade Clayton’s point of view.
Oh dear. So much for “chipping away at the red wall” – you haven’t chipped away shit, you clown. In fact, the wall looks stronger than ever. The only thing being chipped away is your very life as you waste it on gay shit like this. Most 34-year-olds have a career, a wife and kids by now.
You have nothing. No accomplishments. No job. No girl. No house or property of your own. No life. Just masturbatory fantasies of a socialist country that will NEVER happen now.
Let’s look at something else Comrade Clayton posted almost FOUR years ago!!
Hashtag Dorks Of Lampasas! Hashtag SuperFag!
This was after the protests on Jan 6, 2021 – when people were rightfully upset that the Marxist scum in this country abused the mail-in voting system and used unprotected drop boxes to steal an election. Comrade Clayton actually called Ted Cruz a seditionist and President Trump a “domestic terrorist.” Comrade Clayton did this in his official capacity as an “employee” of Our Revolution Texas – a Marxist Bernie Sanders offshoot organization.
Today? Our Revolution is long gone and defunct, Comrade Clayton lost his “job” there as a communist agitator, Ted Cruz was just re-elected by a huge margin, and Trump is president again. I bet that stings a lot, doesn’t it Comrade Clayton?? To watch the last four years of your life be revealed as a 100% and total waste of time. Every single thing you did – the dumb rallies, the Zoom calls, the thousands of Twitter posts, all your stupid non-profits and social media bullshit….all for NOTHING.NOTHING!!!!!!
Actually, it’s even WORSE than that: you went BACKWARDS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Douchebag.
Does Comrade Clayton maybe take time for some introspection? Does he maybe consider that people largely reject socialism, Marxism and woke horseshit and maybe THAT is why you keep losing?
Hell no! He’s ready to double down again!!
There is Comrade Clayton taking a shit on Colin Allred: the VERY SAME ASSHOLE he was just making “campaign commercials” for about 10 days ago. LOL.
Derp derp!
Comrade Clayton and fellow shitlib dummy Meebs Aslam have concluded that they need to go MORE left to win! What these two morons are clearly forgetting is that the Democrats HAD A PRIMARY to pick their senatorial candidate. They DID put forward a far-left idiot and his name was Roland Gutierrez. The dummycrats had their chance to select a far-left socialist, and guess what? He got destroyed in the primary by a 4-1 margin.
THAT is your answer, you tone-deaf imbeciles. NOBODY wants your brand of horseshit. Maybe you two idiots should just both move to Cuba or Venezuela next week and save yourselves a lot of trouble. Seriously, why don’t you two shitheads just pick up and move to California or Illinois or New York NEXT WEEK and get the fuck outta here with that commie crap??
Fuck you both.
MEGA MAGA LANDSLIDE :
Gains in 49 states + D.C.
Biggest party swing since 1992
Best Republican showing in 20 years with 18-29 year-olds; 48 years with Black voters; 52+ years with Hispanics
Best popular vote for House Republicans in presidential year since 1928
The thing about losing to Trump is that whoever does so never recovers.
That person is forever known as a political cadaver, never to be taken seriously by anyone except a niche group paid to validate the opinions of a loser.
This happened to Hillary, Biden, Jeb Bush, and Liz Cheney.
Permanently broken.
Likewise, Kamala was also sacrificed by a party machine eager to get rid of her. They knew this would be her fate. It’s both tragic and joy-inducing.
Speaking of breaking things, it appears that Christine Seefeldt is getting closer to a complete brain shatter. She is posting more and more frequently with wildly different sentiments – like a schizophrenia patient. One minute she’s lashing out then an hour later she is pretending to be serene and calm and taking the high road. LOL. Poor thing. Her tiny brain is going to follow Carol Garner Doughty’s tiny brain into the abyss. So sad.
Nah, my daughter and my home will be fine, because I’m not a fucking loser and moron.
Grady Lucas and Christine Seefeldt are definitely losing their minds, but at least they are still posting. Crazy Cunt Carol has deleted her accounts altogether.
Good thing I took screenshots of all her insanity before her brain broke and she disappeared.
You know what else? She moved to Massachusetts to get away from all the horrible “violent, bloody” conservatives in Texas, but guess what? Trump is still your president up there in MA. For the next four years! Then you get JD Vance after that for eight years, you shriveled twat. Think about that.
Are there any doctors out there who can tell me how many hours is too many hours to have a non-stop erection? Because I am going on about 42 hours right now. Yeah, it’s hard to take a piss in the morning but still totally worth it.
Here is a list of some of the assholes who have promised to leave the country if Trump won. I’m fine with all of them going except for Fauci. He needs to go on trial for crimes against humanity and then hanged publicly if found guilty by a jury of his peers.
Like a dazed and retarded meerkat, Comrade Clayton finally poked his head above ground on social media to look around and survey the carnage that was visited upon the shitlibs Tuesday night. He gazed upon the wreckage…and he was not pleased:
Well, that was a shitshow.Having been raised on a ranch,I know what bull smells like — and I’m telling y’all, there’s some major bull in the Democratic Party & how campaigns are run.
It’s the ‘corpodems’! LOL. Clayton making up bogeymen now.
Much the way Kumswalla Harris started every answer to a question with the “I was raised in a middle class family” lie, so does Comrade Clayton like to begin with his “I was raised on a ranch” lie. He wasn’t. He grew up in Georgetown in a normal house. He didn’t even live in Lampasas until 2016 at age 25.
In 2019 when he ran his first failed campaign for House District 54 against Brad Buckley, he told the Temple Daily Telegram he was a “political organizer” for a communist front group – he did NOT say he was a rancher. Because he wasn’t.
Still in “Bernie Sanders Bro” phase – no fake cowboy hat yet for his “fake rancher” phase.
He was never an “environmental researcher” either. Just another lie. He worked for 60 days as an intern in college:
But that is all well-known to readers of this blog.
The main point is that a kid who lives with his mom and has gotten crushed all three times he has run for office is now giving advice as to why Kumswalla Harris got humiliated on Tuesday night. Mind you, this is the same idiot who said that Kumswalla visiting Texas late in the campaign was “an encouraging sign,” LOL!!
He wrote about thirty long and rambling paragraphs that try to blame Tuesday’s massacre on just about everything under the sun EXCEPT for the obvious reasons. He even tried to blame NAFTA for the losses, which he said was Reagan’s fault.
(Reagan left office in 1988. NAFTA was signed by Clinton in 1992. But nobody ever accused Comrade Clayton of knowing his history).
Here are the REAL reasons the shitlibs got humiliated and crushed on Tuesday night and now face at least two years of absolute hell:
– parading around with warmongers.
– calling half the country garbage and Nazis.
– calling millions of women weak and stupid.
– hiding from the press, not answering questions, and scripted mechanical responses.
– sending hundreds of billions to other countries while Americans suffer.
– letting in 20 million illegals including violent murderers.
– taxpayer funded transgender surgeries for illegal aliens
But don’t worry, Comrade. You can show us all how to run a great campaign in a year or two when you run for Ag Commissioner and get your ass kicked even harder than you did the first three times you ran for something. LOL. I cannot wait to see it!
This event requires more than just a one-day gloat or even a week-long gloat. I plan on gloating over this for quite a while. I already ordered my Trump Thanksgiving cards to send to all the special people on my list in a couple weeks.
But we didn’t get to rub in the winning at the STATE level yet!
Republicans were poised to expand their majority in the Texas House on Tuesday evening, and appeared on track to flip two seats in historically Democratic districts as South Texas continued its dramatic shift to the right. If those results hold, the GOP will control 87 of 150 seats in the lower chamber when the Legislature reconvenes in January. That margin will give Gov. Greg Abbott “more than enough votes” to finally pass a school voucher bill, he said late Tuesday.
That’s right baby: SCHOOL VOUCHERS!! Guess who hates em? THIS GAL:
Anything Comrade Clayton hates that much is DEFINITELY good for smart, decent, hard-working Texans. Randi Weingarten can go and suck a bag of dicks. I cannot wait.
You know WHY we need vouchers? Because government-run educational monopoly is BAD, mmmkay? Here’s a few examples:
School choice ESPECIALLY helps the low-income students. But Comrade Clayton doesn’t give a shit about that. All he cares about is the far-left liberal teachers’ union and the money they recycle to far-left cunts like Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and others.
Poor Comrade Clayton. Look at the huge amount of abuse and disappointment he has taken in the last few months:
#2 – He then humiliated himself by bending the knee to All Red, and made a super gay “political ad” about him, thus kissing his nutsack in obedience, thinking he’d be friends with a real, live U.S. Senator! Maybe he’d get a cushy job!
#3 – He actually thought All Red had a chance to win but then watched as Ted Cruz ripped him a new anus by 10 points and about a million votes. A race the shitlibs wasted about $100 million dollars on.
#4 – he labelled himself a “white dude for Harris,” which is basically code for “I’m a giant pussy and probably a homosexual.”
#5 – he wasted money on a “Harris – Walz” camo hat thinking Walz was an “agriculture guy” but then Walz was publicly humiliated when he didn’t know how to load a shotgun. Also, credible claims were made against Walz for being a pedophile and trying to bang 13-year-old boys in China. But Clayton still kept wearing that hat like a useful idiot!
“it’s pretty unheard of for a Democratic presidential nominee to be coming to Texas this late in the game. I think that is a very encouraging sign.“
…which turned out to be SPECTACULARLY wrong only 8 days later when Harris was humiliated by losing not only the electoral vote but also the POPULAR vote, as well. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I mean, Comrade Clayton’s newspaper quote could not have been MORE WRONG. He TRULY has ZERO talent for politics.
How much failure and abuse can one clown take?? He has personally mushed the campaigns of about a dozen people now: Bob O’Rourke, Julie Oliver, Kristi Lara, Jonathan Hildner, Roland Gutierrez, Chris Perri, Collin Allred, Jennifer Lee (HD 55), Mike Collier, Kamala Harris, Tim Walz, and the list goes on. He has literally NEVER been on the winning team.
