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Another AWFL Karen Idiot Gets Gassed Point-Blank. It’s So Incredibly Sad.

Yet ANOTHER shitlib twat took a cloud of pepper spray to the face. When will these morons learn?

This is what 15 years of social media echo chamber has done to weak, shitlib female brains. They have TOTALLY lost touch with reality and consequences. I can see Potato Head Fitzharris or Carol Garner Doughty being this stupid.

You are NOT a character in a Netflix movie. You are NOT a hero. You are the bad guy in this movie. ICE is legally empowered to remove these criminals. Stay home and stay the hell out of the way. Go bake cookies for your grandkids or something. Jesus Christ.

There is a moment where I ALMOST feel sorry seeing this skinny, wrinkled, weak old lady get blasted in the face. But you have to remember, this is TOUGH LOVE. Gassing these retards and maybe dissuading more of them from this course of action will save lives in the end. Every stupid old shitlib who stays home and thinks twice about getting maced in the face is one person who WON’T get shot in the head like that other idiot did.

ICE has to keep gassing them and cracking their skulls. It’s the only way they’ll learn. They are like toddlers throwing a tantrum: the minute you let them get away with it or make idle threats to them, they will keep pushing further and further, testing you. That will only end badly.

Now get back in your BMW, bitch. Go cry on the ride home and think about your horrible decisions and thank God you didn’t get a bullet to the head.

P.S. – An interesting detail many people might overlook in The Odyssey is that Athena put Penelope in a magical sleep while Odysseus and Telemachus slaughtered the suitors who had been stealing all his wealth and harassing his wife while he was gone. Women have a tendency to get in the way of what needs to be done by men to set society right. They just don’t have the stomach for that stuff. The ancients understood this and it is evident because it was worked into the plot; Athena knew that Penelope might get worked up, stressed out and interfere detrimentally with the slaughter of the suitors if she were awake.

Behold: YouTube Video Of Compulsive Liar’s “Food Allergy” Story.

Well, that didn’t take long to find. You’ll want to start at the 1:05:30 mark and brace yourself for deluge of lies that resembles a flood of shit cresting a hill.

It really is quite something to watch this scumbag spin massive lies out of thin air. If he lies about something as unnecessary as this, imagine all the OTHER lies over the last five years. Pathetic.

Gotta love his bullshit at the end, too: “This is a great event! A REALLY great crowd!”

Reality:

So 187 people watching out of a hypothetical virtual Internet crowd of essentially “any shitlib who has a computer or phone” which probably means twelve million people. LOL. Yeah, HUGE ‘crowd’!

And remember, of those 187 participants, probably 50 of them were the actual participating retards being interviewed for 90 seconds each…like Clayton Tucker!

Oh, and one of them was me!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dork.

Unemployed Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Campaign Spending Finally Released. Part I.

Well, after SEVEN MONTHS of driving around aimlessly and living off of money he grifted from a LOT of not-very-bright old ladies, we finally have the spending filings. There are some doozies in there! The most shocking part is that he managed to scam the old ladies out of about $150,000 so far. He has blown almost $90,000 of that – much of it on magic beans and retardation.

Here is a quick synopsis of how Clayton Tucker, the unemployed bum who lives with his mother, handles his campaign finances:

#1 – nearly $23,000 went to “Triptych Strategies.” From what I could find of this company, they have only been around about five years. According to their profile: “We construct politically cultural experiences, employing the magic of storytelling — building an energized power base to catalyze connection, action, and electoral wins.” I’m not sure what the hell all that buzzword bullshit means, but it sure sounds like Clayton was sold some magic beans.

What is most interesting about this company is that they are based in South Bend, Indiana! LOL. So Mister “Texas First!” decided to spend money NOT with a local Texas firm, but with two inexperienced chicks who live 1,200 miles away! Bravo. So much for “keeping it local,” as he likes to bleat nonstop. I hope Triptych is prepared for the OPPOSITE of an electoral win, because that’s what is in store for the Tucker campaign.

#2 – $14,111 to Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young. This is Clayton’s sole employee, and I’m frankly shocked he’s paying her anything. I must point out that $24,000 per year is a slave wage and the OPPOSITE of a “dignified and livable wage” that Clayton Tucker demands of everyone else in the world.

I’m guessing she ALSO gets to have all the ultra-processed foods and fast foods she can eat while driving around with Comrade Clayton in the Baby Seal Mobile. That is also likely a substantial expense.

#3 – $9,800 to NationBuilder. NationBuilder is based in Los Angeles, is a company used by Bernie Sanders and “is an integrated leadership and community engagement software platform for political campaigns, nonprofits, and advocacy groups.”

#4 – $4,500 to Scale To Win. Another young company used to raise funds, mainly. Used by the failed campaigns of Bernie Sanders AND Kamabla Harris, they will soon be adding yet ANOTHER loser to their stable of candidates in the form of Clayton Tucker.

Now HERE is where things get interesting. Next on the list is a $4,500 payment to the Kerrville ISD. Yes, the KERRVILLE school district received a $4,500 gift from Comrade Clayton himself. What was this for? Very good question. I cannot even fathom a guess. All it lists is “Contributions/Donations Made By Candidate/Officeholder/Political Committee” – and it was made on December 16th, 2025.

If you check his social media feeds from that time, there is no event or anything at all revolving around the Kerrville public schools. Just a gay post about Sid Miller…

So riddle me this, you socialist roach: why did you hand over $4,500 to the Kerrville public school system but last year you had ZERO money to pay off the LAMPASAS school district lunch debt when you lied about trying to cut them a check but “they wouldn’t take it”? Lampasas is the town you live in at your mom’s house. Not Kerrville.

Socialist Chairman Of Lampasas Democrat Party Clayton Tucker Caught Lying About School Lunch Donations. Here’s How To Do It, You Moron.

Just to recap: he LIES and gets caught red-handed about trying to cut a check to the Lampasas ISD to pay down lunch school debt and the SCHOOL ITSELF confirmed the lie. But then he just throws $4,500 at KERRVILLE school district for NO REASON whatsoever?? Very, very weird. Maybe Comrade Clayton can explain that one.

Part II coming soon….

“Tough Guy” Tucker’s New Year Resolution Is To ‘Kick Ass.’ No, Seriously.

Thank God I stumbled onto this thing last night.

There was a FEDD Zoom event tonight that I accidently found out about last second. On the events list was “Clayton Tucker” from 7:42 to 7:46pm. It was a hilarious and outrageous performance by Lampasas’s biggest lying sack of shit and commie dirtbag.

Naturally, he first complained about the price of food, then blamed monopolies (“they are literally everywhere!”) and then vowed to “break them up!” – no word on how he would do this.

Wow. Tough talk. Very compelling.

Then the chick in charge of this virtual convention of Zoom dorks asked “what inspired you to run?”

Clayton seemed stunned by this question and sat like a deer in the headlights. It took him about 5 seconds to come up with a lie. Naturally he couldn’t say “I need to look busy because I have no job and live with my mom at age 35” so he had to come up with a lie QUICKLY and right on the spot.

He did not disappoint.

He took the opportunity to HUGELY expand his brand new “ultra-processed food allergy” lie…and boy, did he lay it on thick. But (as usual) his whopper of a lie had more holes in it than Swiss cheese. That is because Clayton Tucker is a very stupid person.

His reason for running for Ag Commissioner? You know what inspired him? I am paraphrasing below since I didn’t record it:

“Well, I moved overseas for a few years and I immediately went into a kind of detox – just cold sweats and shakes and so forth. It was the ultra-processed food toxins leaving my body. Then when I came back in a few years, I now have a very bad allergy to processed foods. If I eat processed foods, it’s like a 50/50 chance that it doesn’t end well for me.”

He DEFINITELY said that “50/50 chance it doesn’t end well for me” and tried to make it sound like a serious condition.

So HALF the time you get majorly wrecked by ultra-processed foods? Ultra-processed foods is the exact same shit you have been eating non-stop while driving over 35,000 miles all over Texas for your “campaign”! It is the crap from gas stations and fast food joints. I KNOW Baby Beluga is gorging on that garbage during your travels, so don’t tell me you aren’t.

So, to recap all the holes in this new lie:

The other day when he invented the lie, it was “a slight food allergy” upon returning. Now it’s a 50% chance it “doesn’t end well for him” as he intimated he would be in the hospital or something. Absolute and total fabrication.

So that bag of Fritos, hot dog, cookie, ice cream, Froot Loops, frozen pizza, frozen waffle, Big Mac, etc, etc has a FIFTY PERCENT chance of fucking you up? Basically every single food you KNOW Clayton shoves into his fat mouth all the time without a care will destroy him 50% of the time?

Yeah, ok buddy.

Does he remember he was shoving hot dogs in his face at a staged photo op a few months ago??

Also (and this is the biggest question): you came back from China TEN YEARS ago, buddy. It was 2016. So you waited TEN YEARS silently with your burning desire to rid the world of ultra-processed foods before you decided to say a single word about it and then run for Ag Commissioner? You ran for office two other times and NEVER MENTIONED this huge important issue to you! In fact, your top THREE issues for those TEN YEARS did not include a peep over “ultra-processed foods” and your terrible 50/50 affliction!

Whoops, Comrade. Big whoops. That’s what happens when you aren’t prepared for obvious questions and have to make up a lie on the spot. Sad.

He finished his 100 seconds of fame with a good joke. The chick running the Zoom dorkfest asked him “do you have any new year resolutions?”

He first babbled something about his personal life (HAHAHAHA) and “other stuff” being put on hold until November. Like running this campaign is a 24/7 job and he is making massive sacrifices for it.

Then he said it:

“I guess my new year resolution is just to kick ass!”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Awesome. The socialist marshmallow who lives with mom at 35 and has “put his personal life on hold” to drive around the state in circles is going to KICK ASS!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I can’t wait til this comes out on YouTube. I’ll post it when I find it.

Speaking of his personal life…..

Broke Nerd Sitting In a Barn Taking Photos With a Male Goat On Friday Night Tries To Dunk On Billionaire Married To Supermodel.

Some Uncomfortable Questions For The Tucker Family Fake Ranching Operation In Lampasas.

The Tucker family has really painted themselves into a corner with all the contradicting stories and fables they have told over the last six years or so.

Granted, 98.5% of the lies were told by the idiot son Clayton, but once pappa Howard jumped into the mess with his own fables and delusions recently….well, it’s time to put ALLLL the bullshit onto one page so that Sid Miller and the Texas Board Of Elections can sort through it all and see the irrefutable proof that Clayton Tucker is NOT eligible to hold this office according to the Texas Agricultural Code.

All of these questions need to be answered publicly and fully before this kid can be taken seriously:

#1 – If you have “always been a ranching family,” and Clayton was the “heir apparent” from the start, then why did you spend $80,000 to send him to college to major in Political Science? Why waste that money at all, since he could have just gone right into his role as “fifth generation” Tucker rancher after high school to “work the land”? Weren’t the four previous generations of Tuckers enough of an education for him to learn the trade? He claims to have been “ranching” and “bailing hay” since he was a little nipper. Surely he was ready to step into his role as head rancher and businessman at that point??

Or at the VERY least, why not send him to school to major in agriculture, since you claim that is the “family business” and always has been?

#2 – After Clayton wasted four years and $80,000 on a useless degree and graduated in 2013, why did he immediately scurry off to China to be a kindergarten ‘teacher’? Seems VERY bizarre, to say the least. As an “oldest child of an oldest child whose duty was to the family ranch” (Clayton’s words) why would you not IMMEDIATELY return to the “ranch business” and start your career? You didn’t go to college to be a teacher AND you were supposedly the next generation of Tucker rancher. So why waste “a few years” (2013 to 2016) over in China doing God knows what? Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, unless the REAL story is that Clayton was a rudderless fuckup who had no intention of ever being a rancher at all. He spent three years in China trying to “find himself” – like a girl.

#3 – Upon leisurely returning to Lampasas in 2016, Clayton did NOT jump into the “family ranching business” at all! He immediately became a “political organizer” for a communist political group called “Our Revolution.” He has mentioned this many, many times. When he ran for City council in 2021 (FIVE YEARS after his triumphant return to Lampasas) he listed his occupation on his candidacy papers as “political organizer” and NOT rancher!

#4 – How did you “lose your health insurance” in 2019 by running for office? Did you have insurance with Our Revolution and they terminated it? Is this just a huge lie to make it look like you are making a sacrifice (most likely)? If you were a Tucker Family Rancher this entire time, then you must have removed yourself from your own ranch-provided health insurance, right? Have you EVER had a single employee on the Tucker Family Ranch?

#5 – What “crops” were you “clearing a field” for back when the above photo was taken? Because it looks an AWFUL lot like you are just mowing the lawn here with the shredder attachment. Oh, and according to your latest rewrite of history, your crop is actually GRASS!! So why are you just destroying your “grass crop” here?

I know you aren’t cutting hay, because you posted this on November 30th and NOBODY is making hay then. The first freeze for this area is typically by November 12th. You’re a bit late, buddy.

Lies and more lies. There has never been ONE PHOTO of ANY crop being grown at the fake Tucker ranch. In fact, he now claims the crop is “grass.”

#6 – if you were ALWAYS a rancher and you were ALWAYS up against Big Ag and the evil monopolies that were ruining the “family farm,”then how come when you ran for State Senate District 24 in 2020 did you make NO MENTION of ANY of those things?? In fact, here are your Top Three Issues – and they read like a Bernie Sanders/Our Revolution manifesto, not a career rancher. Oops…

#7 – If Clayton is a fifth-generation rancher (according to Clayton) or a sixth generation rancher (according to Howard) and the ranch has been around as a primary going concern all those many decades, then why did you only incorporate and name the ranch in December of 2023, a mere two years ago? How did you do business, pay taxes, etc without a corporate EIN tax number?

Don’t tell me you didn’t know how, because Clayton had SEVERAL other bullshit non-profits registered with the state long before that.

#8 – If you have “always been a ranching family” then why did you recently sneak into your own campaign website and scrub the word “ranch” and change it to “farming”?

#9 – If the ranch is in such a precarious position and it is SO important to you and the family that it survives, then why have you allowed Clayton to disappear and drive around Texas aimlessly for the last 7 months pretending to be a serious contender for a job he is not qualified for?

And my final question:

#10 – How in the hell did you NOT KNOW it was “baling hay,” you buffoon! BAHAHAHAHAHA!

For a very detailed timeline of Clayton’s past lies, fraud and bullshit please see my seminal work on the topic:

Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Web Of Lies. The Definitive Timeline Of A Fraud. 

This Man’s Fists Were Created For Communist Jaws.

They blocked ALL his punches.

With their faces.

Mr. Red Jacket even came back for a second helping. They are not too bright, these shitlib boys. Watch til the end….

So how many shitlibs does it take to stop one conservative man? We’ll never know.

Socialist Clump Snatcher Clayton Tucker Lies About “Food Allergy” To Give Himself King-Like Powers To Ban Everything.

Gee, for someone who hates “kings” and blabbers about going to “No Kings!” rallies all the time, he sure has a LOT of tyrannical schemes and made-up superpowers planned for himself when he becomes Ag Commissioner (HAHAHA!)

All that “no kings!” stuff only applies to Trump when he follows well-established immigration laws and tries to remove Clayton’s low-IQ Somali grifter friends.

It apparently DOESN’T apply to 35-year-old retarded socialists who think they are going to be Ag Commissioner (HAHAHAHAHA)…

Lived abroad? Oh yeah. When you babysat Chinese toddlers for nine months and then gallivanted around jobless for another year pretending to be a “world traveler” before you returned to the U.S. and immediately became an organizer for a communist group called “Our Revolution.” I remember now…

So now he’s all up in arms about chemicals and ultra-processed shitfoods? That’s very weird, because not too long ago, he was buying Froot Loops to give to the local mission as a donation. Now WHY would Clayton Tucker deliberately and KNOWLINGLY poison those poor people with the shittiest food known to man if he’s so concerned about all the chemicals and dyes?

What an asshole! This is the kid who claims to be a “farmer who grows crops” and yet he gives NONE of them away and instead shoves shitflakes and poison into their faces. Bagged in PLASTIC BAGS, no less!! Can you be a bigger hypocrite and anus? I doubt it.

Let’s look at all the other kingly and tyrannical superpowers Clayton Tucker dreams of having. Because that’s all this is: a pipe dream. In reality, he is a small, powerless, envious little loser who craves power and will never, ever get it. Must be very frustrating for the little guy.

#1 – is going to somehow get rid of all plastic in the environment. He never says how he plans to do this, but since a HUGE portion of it comes from tires and synthetic textiles, I guess he’s going to ban tires and clothes. Good plan, comrade! Right out of the old Soviet Union playbook! Oh, and Ag Commissioner has ZERO power to do this, of course.

#2 – is going to “fight” all the “bad” data centers. He alone will decide which data centers are bad or good, apparently. No doubt by using some greentard, social-justice gorilla math he invents. Of course, this is completely outside the power of ANY Ag Commissioner, but he ignores that fact and instead blabbers cliches.

#3 – will “fight” for rural healthcare. He never explains this either but since he is a HUGE fan of socialized medicine, you can bet it involves a massive amount of government control and spending. Of course, Ag Commissioner has ZERO power of this either.

#4 – “fight monopolies and oligarchs” – again, no details on how this will be accomplished. He makes a big stink about the shortage of meat packer competition but as I already showed, that is a result of his beloved Big Government. Furthermore, Trump, Sid Miller and Thomas Massey have been making progress on this already and lawsuits were filed YEARS ago. Clayton Tucker is not a lawyer so he has zero power to do anything about this either.

Wow! That’s a LOT of BIG issues that Clayton Tucker thinks he can solve as Ag Commissioner. Before you believe a word of any of it, remember that he is 35 years old and still lives with his mommy because he can’t “solve the problem” of being a grown man and taking care of himself yet.

He sounds like a seventh-grade girl running for class president and making a bunch of very stupid and impossible-to-keep promises to try and get the dummy vote: “I promise to reduce your homework! I promise to lower the prices in the vending machines! I promise we’ll have pizza day TWICE a week in the cafeteria!”

LOL. What a clown.

Look At The Energy! The Passion! The Adult Diapers!

The new personas are coming fast and furious these days! It used to take him eight or ten months to switch gears from fake cowboy to fake farmer to fake rancher.

Now he’s going from fake tough guy to fake rock star and televangelist in mere days…

Bandera has a population of about 900. LOL. Totally worth the five hours of driving, right comrade?? Kerr County voted 77% for Trump.

Yes, I’m sure these octogenarians are fretting non-stop about “data centers.” Most of these people won’t even be alive when the AI era gets kicked off for real in a few years. They should be spending time with their grandkids and playing golf instead of wasting their last precious moments listening to a shambolic rube with a mildewed brain blabber about “data centers.”

“Crowds” lol. Notice in all these photos, the shot gets tighter and tighter to hide the lack of people there. If Baby Beluga was honest and stood at the back of the room to take her staged photos, you’d see the “energetic crowd” is just 5 or 6 lonely old people who are there for the free cheese and crackers.

The guy in front is struggling to put his glasses on and the old lady in the back probably raised her gnarled hand and asked if pudding and milk will be served afterwards.

Christ, how pathetic.

But that doesn’t stop the deluded and retarded unemployed socialist from thinking he is a dynamic, in-demand and beloved rock star who will “see you next time!” when he tours the area. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Absolutely hilarious.

This Is Why They Wear Masks…

Local socialist and unemployed bum Clayton Tucker was baffled as to why ICE agents wear masks. Here is your answer…

Now that he’s been doxxed, he has a GoFundMe set up and I was proud to donate $1,000 to him first thing this morning.

It’s imperative that we make this guy rich, for two reasons:

1. The shitlibs are going to make his life a living hell (think Daniel Penny, Rittenhouse, etc).

2. To demonstrate to others that they’ll be taken care of for doing the right thing

Any guy who wakes up every day and has to deal with middle-aged, white, female shitlib morons trying to interfere with his LEGAL job of removing low-IQ, bulb-headed Somali grifters and criminals has my support 100% of the time. Throw all those scumbags out. If you have to throw a bunch of fat, stupid shitlib women to the ground in order to do that, oh well.

Nutless Socialist Monkey Who Spent $80,000 For College Degree Wants To Put “A Breaks” On Data Centers.

First he thought he was “bailing” hay all these years and now the unemployed clownbum who lives with his mom at age 35 wants to “put a breaks” on AI data centers….

As a reminder, Clayton Tucker’s parents paid around $80,000 to send him to college and major in a joke degree (Poli Sci).

Socialist dork knows nothing about anything.

What are the results of his “education”? He still doesn’t have a job. He still lives at home at age 35. He makes basic spelling errors that you are taught not to make in second grade (break versus brake, hear versus here, bailing versus baling).

Oh, and he once held up a nut and called it a bolt.

Truly, he has a dizzying intellect. If I were Terry and Howard I’d either ask his college for a full refund or throw his goldbricking ass out of the house once and for all. Sink or swim, you bitch.

Furthermore, his only real “job” right now is posting drivel on social media, of which he averages about one a day. You’d think that if the ONLY thing you had to do all day was to post a single tweet or blurb to show everyone how on-top-of-it you are, you’d check it for typos and spelling errors so you don’t look like a fucking moron.

But Comrade Clayton is not only stupid, he is also very lazy.

If you want to be a leader and run the entire billion-dollar Department of Agriculture and oversee 650 people, you better project an image of smarts, competence and previous accomplishments.

A 35-year-old boy who has no real job, lives with mom and makes constant spelling errors in his native language is the OPPOSITE of all those things. It projects an image of you as a loser and a retard – which is NOT who people want in charge of anything.

P.S. – I hate to BREAK it to the socialist dummy but here are ALREADY a LOT of data centers in Texas (between 400 and 600!) and have been for a long time. Facebook has at least THREE of them right now. Every time Comrade Clayton posts a gay video on Facebook of himself “fixing” a tractor or misusing a wrench or lying about his background, that is another 10 or 20 gigabytes of utter garbage that now sits on the Facebook servers and needs to be cooled and powered non-stop.

The funniest part? He always copies the same exact shit onto at least three different sites – Facebook, BlueSky and Twitter. You know what that means? THREE different companies and THREE different data centers housing his inane nonsense! LOL.

Here is the post AGAIN on a different site and with the EXACT SAME stupid spelling and grammar error – proving it wasn’t a typo, it was retardation…

It’s “putting THE BRAKES” on them, you MORON!!!

So to summarize:

#1 – huge data centers that house mindless social media shit that clowns like Clayton Tucker and Potato Head Fitzharris churn out nonstop are GOOD things and NOT a threat to humanity.

#2 – data centers that house “AI” – which might someday solve humanity’s most intractable problems like cancer and fusion – are BAD things because a 35-year-old fake rancher retard says so.

Got it??

P.S. – why was Clayton Tucker not crying about “wasteful” power usage for the last seven or eight years as hundreds of thousands of (highly subsidized) Tesla fagmobiles were plugging in to the grid and gobbling up gigawatts of power? Because he’s a hypocrite and a dunce.

The “AI expert” was ranting about socialized medicine and ending fossil fuels non-stop for the last 7 years until this latest fad appeared.