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Remember The Corvive Huckster Jeremy “Meatball” Fouts? He’s On Roids Now.

About five years ago, a lot of local citizens got hoodwinked into an MLM con called “Corvive.” They were all going to look like Adonis and make a million bucks. Instead, they are all fat and broke.

Anyways, as I was perusing some old posts, I wondered if Fouts had been arrested or bankrupted yet for being such and complete and utter scumbag. Lo and behold, he’s STILL a huckster but now he’s on steroids!!

Here is Jeremy “Meatball” Fouts five years ago when he was conning a bunch of Lampasans, pictured with convicted sex offender “Boobie” Miles (who also pushed all the Corvive crap)….

Short, fat and thoroughly unimpressive. I routinely ridiculed him for being so out of shape for a guy who promised his shitty potions were transformative and original.

Here he is now:

Here’s what our completely ordinary protein powder can do for you!!

OK, midget Liver King! LOL.

He also now has some silly-assed “life coach” podcast thing where he dishes out deep and profound nuggets like this:

“Every moment of the day we get to determine our mindset. Deciding whether we have a positive or negative attitude will immediately influence your world.”

Wow. Transformative and compelling.

He must be doing SUPER DUPER well with all the Corvive and life coach shit because his Twitter now has 655 followers! I think I have more followers on one of my burner accounts I use to harass commies.

So sad.

Backyard Mini Cow Breeder Gets Cute Little Toy Truck To Compliment His Rancher Costume.

Well, someone else must have died in the Tucker family and left Comrade a few shekels! Or more likely, that is some Firefly money right there! Thanks Dad!

How adorable! A little wind-up, 900-pound hybrid truck. It also matches his favorite shirt he wears with his rancher costume all the time. I drove by it the other day and it looked like it would fit into the bed of my own pickup truck.

LOTS of real ranchers drive these, I’m sure. They can tow upwards of 1200 pounds! That’s like TWO mini cows! Mark Langford probably has three or four of them. He loads them with Tannerite and blows them up on his gun range for fun.

However, Comrade Clayton explained his purchase of a hybrid ‘truck’ with a cryptic message: “I’ll be putting in a lot of miles soon, so I needed good mileage!” – which is yet ANOTHER hint he may actually be stupid enough to run for statewide office…like Ag Commissioner. PLEASE GOD let that happen.

[One DOES wonder how a kid with no visible means of employment who lives with mom buys a 2025 vehicle right off the lot and takes the 15% depreciation before he got home. A SMART guy like me only buys three-year-old vehicles. One also wonders how a kid who never shuts up about eliminating fossil fuels is now on his fourth vehicle in six years. And his family owns about 4 or 5 pickup trucks now – the worst gas guzzlers of all.]

Adorable. Perfect size to put a teeny, tiny little mini cow in there! It’s all so cute! Like my daughter’s Malibu Barbie shit with all the accessories!

He wants the tiny cow to be super nice, because he sells them as pets. Not as meat, as a real rancher would do.

He’s a genius! The tiny cows use HALF the water and food! Isn’t that great?! Of course, they grow to exactly half the size as well, so I’m not sure what exactly is gained by this. You could save a lot of time and money by just cutting your herd of “normal” 1200-pound cows in half, if you are worried you don’t have enough pasture or water, you half-wit clown.

Here’s a good joke for you….

A fake rancher named Clayton and a fake Mexican named Beto, are driving down a dirt road when they come across Teddy the tiny cow with her head stuck in the fence.

Beto says “Man I haven’t had any pussy in months!” He jumps out of the truck Prius and just starts banging the donkey like there’s no tomorrow.

Then Beto looks over at Clayton and says “Hey, do you want any of this?” Clayton replies “Sure….but do I have to put my head in the fence?”

“NAMBLA, here we come!!!”

Never gets old!

Trump Takes Huge Dump On Pinwheels.

Trump’s hatred of windmills is one of his best positions. We have nuclear energy. We don’t need to erect ugly, inefficient eyesores with a 20-year shelf life all over the landscape.

Wind power produces 17% of name-plate power. And you can’t schedule around when those hours will occur, with frequent days-long dead zones.

Windmills are a monument to the stupidity of the Green New Scam. Every one of them needs tearing down. Starting building big, beautiful nuclear plants to generate baseload electricity. Texas needs about 10 nuke plants and we have two. Absolutely insane.

I’m still waiting for shitlibs to run ONE TOWN in the U.S. entirely on wind and solar. They can’t even do that much, but they want the entire country to be “net zero” at a cost of multiple trillions? How about some shitlib city like Portland volunteer to show us all how easy it is to be 100% renewable. Ass hats.

State Employee Union Parasites Cry For Mo Money.

On a news video this morning, I was treated to the sight of many morbidly obese state workers waddling around the streets demanding MO MONEY!!

State workers take demands for pay raises and remote work to Texas lawmakers

Oh, and remote work. Because they are lazy twats like that.

“I pretty much live paycheck to paycheck with no savings,” said Aja Dunn, a state employee.

Dunn stood front and center on the South Steps of the Capitol, holding the “P” in the tall pay raise signs. She has only worked in a state lab for two years but has already considered better-paying alternatives.

Would that be the Aja Dunn who was a bartender from 2021 to 2023? The one who went to Vassar College, which costs almost $90,000 per year to attend? Who paid for that?

Why didn’t you get a job with Hudson Valley Research, the company you interned for while attending your expensive college? Did you suck so bad in your field that you couldn’t get a job in the private sector? I bet you did.

She has “already considered” better-paying alternatives? Ok then why the fuck are you still standing around chanting with signs, moron? Oh right, because the BENEFITS of government work are pretty fucking sweet. They never mention that part – as we saw every year when Finley went begging to City council.

Her health insurance ALONE is probably worth over $10,000 – more if she has any kids. The state also matches up to 9.5% of her salary into a pension fund, which is ANOTHER $4,400 or so.

[Oh, and when recession hits and private sector workers are being fired, you will still have a job. Because government union parasites are pretty much impossible to fire.]

So she doesn’t really make $46,000, she makes more like $61,000. With tons of days off. This for a clown who is only a few years out of college and was a bartender before this. It’s called “working your way up,” sweetie. Your generation should try it some time.

Also, maybe ask mom and dad (who likely paid for your useless $360,000 Vassar degree) for a few bucks to help out. Or maybe go back to bartending on the weekends – I worked TWO other jobs in addition to my real job back in 1992 and 1993 when I was first starting out. I also had 3 roommates to save money on rent.

Entitled twat.

There shouldn’t even BE unionized government workers in the first place. Even that huge commie FDR agreed with me on that one:

“It is impossible to bargain collectively with the government.” – FDR

The Texas legislature needs to outlaw unions in the government sector then fire 70% of these assholes and give the competent ones a raise. You should get hired and paid on merit. Of course, a competent state government worker is about as rare as an un-raped goat anus at RX Ranch, so they will holler and wail if that idea is ever implemented.

Muslim Anus I Have Warned About Repeatedly (Suleman Lalani) Gets “Pakistan Day” Passed In Texas.

I have warned repeatedly – in fact, I even brought it up YESTERDAY!

Meet Suleman Lalani – Another Foreign Muzzie In The Texas House.

Salman Bhojani From Pakistan – Takes Oath of Office On qu’ran.

Muzzies Not Here To Assimilate

Today we got “Pakistan Day” in Texas. What a fucking joke.

This isn’t the first time with these bastards either.

More Truth Spilling Out About Exactly How Demented and Senile Biden Was.

If you ever publicly blabbered about how Biden “just had a stutter” or was “a little slow because of age” you are a moron of biblical proportions and should never be allowed to vote or voice an opinion on the Internet ever again. You’re a shit head who has lost all privileges. You should just hide in shame and stfu about everything else forever and ever. You are THAT stupid.

I’m looking at you, Fitzharris and Garner Doughty.

Incredible Details Of Biden’s Decline Emerge

While they all remained quiet at the time, everyone is coming out of the woodwork now the book deals are being bandied around.

Biden needed fluorescent tape to guide him where to go and not to wander off during public events. The book further notes that Biden’s allies were planning for his death and someone else becoming the Democratic nomineeas early as 2023.

Kamala Harris’ team reportedly drew up a “death-pool roster” of federal judges who might swear her in if and when Biden died in office.

The book has also confirmed that Biden essentially fucked over Obama and the insiders in the Party who finally took the decision to remove him by immediately endorsing Kamala Harris.

According to the book, Harris’ team “begged” Biden to endorse her in his statement issued when he ‘stepped down’ as the Democratic nominee, before the Obama/Pelosi crowd could push for an open primary to select a new nominee.

Despite the bright red flags, Biden’s handlers still all went along with the show.

“At the end of the day, I don’t think anyone in that inner circle was presenting the president any contrary advice that this thing is not going to be easy or maybe this is not the best thing for the Democratic Party,” one Biden ally told Parnes and Allen.

Appearing on NewsNation’s Cuomo, Parnes said that “I think every Democrat has a story…where they saw President Biden not in the best terms.”

Absolute MORON.

Socialist Insect Going To Be Very Disappointed In The Future.

He’s a MILLENNIAL and a PROGRESSIVE!!!

Progressive means “socialist,” by the way. Like, Bernie Sanders-type of garbage. ‘Free’ medical care, ‘free’ housing, etc. Plus all the tranny, woke and DEI stuff. They can’t help themselves.

One of two things will be true by next November:

#1 – Ken Doll Scudder REALLY IS a far-left nut job and will loudly push all the Bernie Sanders type stuff – and the democrats will then get murdered at the polls.

OR

#2 – Ken Doll is way more to the center than Comrade Clayton thinks and won’t actually push all the commie shit because he knows that’s a huge losing position. The only way the shitlibs can win in Texas is to move to the center. Which means Comrade Clayton will be bitching and whining next November that he was betrayed by this political consultant (after Ken Doll empties their pockets, of course, with lots of “consulting” fees).

I’m going with #2. Bookmark for next November 2026.

P.S. – this will be at LEAST the fourth MALE state chair in a row (Scudder, Hinojosa, Richie, Soechting). I thought this was the party of DIVERSITY at all costs! That means you should alternate male and female chairs, right?? Only fair. After all, twats like Comrade Clayton want to force more women into the cockpit and operating rooms whether they are qualified or not! Surely you should hold yourselves to the same standard, right? Asshole.

Coming To Texas If The Left Gets Their Way….

Abbott Launches Fair Housing Investigation Into Muslim ‘EPIC City’ Development

The socialists would love nothing more than to import enough muzzies to destroy the Western way of life. They make no bones about it. We already have a few in the Texas state house who insisted on swearing their oath of office on the qu’ran….

The socialists here in Texas make sure to endorse ALL muzzies running for office.


The UK started down the “wide open immigration to inbred third-worlders” many years ago. Look where they are now. This is our future as well, if we don’t wise up.

– The mayor of London is Muslim

– The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim

– The mayor of Leeds is Muslim

– The mayor of Blackburn is Muslim

– The mayor of Sheffield is Muslim

– The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim

– The mayor of Luton is a Muslim

– The mayor of Oldham is a Muslim

– The mayor of Rochdale is a Muslim

All of this was achieved by only 4 million Muslims out of the 66 million people in England. The equivalent here in the U.S. would be 20 million.

Today in England, there are over 3,000 mosques.

There are over 130 Sharia courts in England

There are more than 50 Sharia councils

78% of Muslim women do not work and receive state support and free accommodation

63% of Muslims do not work and receive state support and free housing

State-supported Muslim families have an average of six to eight children who all receive free accommodation

Every school in the UK is required to teach about Islam

The number one most common baby name in England is Muhammad

It’s very simple for them: get on welfare and breed like rats. If anyone complains, call them an “Islamophobe” and try to have them arrested for “hate crimes” – it’s already happened in many other countries, including Dummykraut Seefeldt’s beloved Germany.

It WILL happen here if weak men are in charge.