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Lying Socialist Scumbag Throws Out Outrageously Fake Rape Statistics To Back His Love Of Abortion.

This may be one of the more ridiculous “facts” Comrade Clayton has posted in his life….

[It certainly is telling that one of Comrade Clayton’s favorite morons to repost on Twitter is Gene Wu – a foreign-born Chinese communist who somehow holds office in Texas. Why do we allow that shit? You think the Chinese would let a TEXAN hold political office if they emigrated there?]

If you go to the article, you can find out a few things that show how absurd this fake number is.

First of all, it says the researchers ESTIMATED there were 519,981 rapes in Texas resulting in an ESTIMATED 26,313 pregnancies.

Wait, ESTIMATED?? Why estimate? We already know there were roughly 15,000 rapes in 2022 if you look at ACTUAL REAL numbers reported. So you’re telling me the number of rapes jumped from 15,000 to 519,981 rapes in just two years? An increase of THIRTY FIVE TIMES?? LOL.

Just on its face, that number of rapes is totally absurd if you have even a tiny bit of math ability. There are about 15 million women in Texas. You’re telling me that one woman in every 30 was raped in that 16 month period?? BULLSHIT.

But don’t take my word for it! Let’s look at more actual STATISTICS instead of the “estimates” of some far-left wacko that Comrade Clayton is gullible enough to believe.

Here is a chart (source) of the number of rapes by state in 2020, for instance – right before Biden took office…

Texas and California have the biggest populations, so you’d expect the most rapes, nominally. But they also BOTH share a border with Mexico – where we have millions of third-world scum illegally entering the country. Including many thousands of gangbangers. Comrade Clayton is in FAVOR of this policy! Comrade Clayton thinks “border walls are racist”!!

So in essence, Comrade Clayton himself is responsible for a great many of these rapes by illegal gangbangers because he hates border walls and thinks “Austin should be a sanctuary city if they want to be.”

So the better question is “why are commie scumbags like Clayton Tucker in favor of so many criminals waltzing over the border to cause mayhem, rape and murder?

Duuuuhhhh…I’m Clayton Tucker and I’ll believe anything! Duuhhhh! There were half a million rapes in Texas! Duuuhhhh!

Also, the shitlibs like Comrade Clayton have been going on and on lying about how crime is actually LOWER under Biden! So how are there MORE rapes now than in 2020 anyways, you clown???

Parasitic Socialist Clayton Tucker Has Simpler Brain Structure Than Etruscan Shrew.

It is said that the Etruscan shrew has the simplest of all mammalian brain structures. Its cortex is significantly smaller than other mammals, even when compared to its body size.

But I doubt researchers have explored the inner structure of local socialist Clayton Tucker’s brain. I do believe they would re-write their science books, were they to get a look.

Ah! So you DO admit Biden called everyone garbage! Despite the White House douchebags altering the actual transcript to try and cover it up, like some sad sack government parasite straight out of Orwell’s 1984 novel.

I wasn’t clutching my pearls over the insult. I don’t care what Biden or any other shitlib says. But Comrade Clayton leaves out the fact that FIRST all the libshits were clutching their pearls over a harmless/funny/true joke about Puerto Rico being a floating island of garbage. THEY were full of fake outrage first, you see.

Of course, the whole thing about PR being a garbage island is 100% true. Shitlibs even lamented it just a few years ago!

Trash Crisis Leaves Puerto Rico Near ‘the Brink’

The reason PR is a trash island is that it is largely run by moron liberals. I’m surprised their electrical grid even works. It’s a shit island run by shitlibs – which is why they all run as fast as they can to settle in a 10-block area in New York City. Then they spend the rest of their lives flying Puerto Rican flags and celebrating their “pride” in a garbage island they got the hell away from as fast as they could.

There has only really been ONE good Puerto Rican to come off that island. That is Raul Julia. His portrayal of lawyer Sandy Stern in Presumed Innocent was his greatest role. There are few better scenes than when he is raking that Jap bastard Kumagai over the coals in cross examination over Carolyn Polhemus’s tubal ligation, thus highlighting Kumagai’s total incompetence. That kicked ass.

“Oh…so you don’t know WHAT happened?”

All other Puerto Ricans pretty much suck as much as these two. I think Sandy Cortez and Rosie Perez might have 100 IQ points between them.

There is no crazier person on the planet than a Puerto Rican chick. Just ask my buddy Fred Gerster. He’ll show you his scar.

Anyways, Comrade Clayton is under the false impression that it is the RIGHT that has been using “dehumanizing language” on the left for the last 8 years. Not sure how he arrives at that conclusion when the LEFT has been calling anyone on the right a Nazi, a fascist, a domestic terrorist, a racist, a homophobe and 20 other bullshit names for the last 8 years.

I myself will gladly use dehumanizing language on commies and socialists because I see them as parasitic subhumans. If someone presented me with a big red button and said “if you push this button, every single rabid communist and socialist on earth would be teleported into the sun,” I would push it without hesitation. For the good of mankind. I would not lose a wink of sleep.

If I were in a boat out in the middle of the Gulf stream and I came across Comrade Clayton flailing around screaming and about to drown and I had a life preserver and a giant cinder block on board, I would throw the cinder block. I’d also aim for the head. Then I would laugh.

Yes, I detest socialists and communists THAT much. Because every time one of those fuckers has gotten close to the levers of power (Stalin, Castro, Pol Pot, Kim, Lenin, Mao) it has resulted in the deaths of hundreds of millions of people. History is very clear about that – which means any cunt who is STILL pushing it is pure evil and doesn’t care if a bunch of innocent people die.

How’s THAT for dehumanizing, you tiny, infinitesimal worm-like prick?

REMINDER: Clayton Tucker has STILL not made good on his fake promise to pay off the school debt for Lampasas ISD students.

Science Proves The LEDC Will Never Fill The Business Pork Project.

The old adage goes that if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite amount of time hitting random keys on a typewriter, one of them will eventually type out the complete works of William Shakespeare.

This concept—known as the Infinite Monkey Theorem—suggests that, given infinite time and random chance, any sequence of text, including something as complex as Shakespeare’s back catalog, would ultimately be produced.

Talbert asks for another million. Says businesses will move in “any minute now!”

However, according to a new paper in the journal Franklin Open, there is not enough time left in the universe’s entire lifespan for all the chimps alive today to write out the works of the bard.

“The long-established result of the Infinite Monkeys Theorem is correct, but misleading,” the University of Technology Sydney researchers wrote in the paper. “Non-trivial text generation during the lifespan of our universe is almost certainly impossible.”

In the study, the researchers calculated how likely a given string of characters being typed by one of a finite number of monkeys would take. They assumed that the keyboard contained 30 keys of English characters and punctuation marks, a finite number of 200,000 monkeys—based on the current population of chimpanzees—and a typing rate of one key per ape per second for the rest of the universe’s lifetime.

They discovered that, using these assumptions, it is extremely unlikely that all 884,647 words of Shakespeare’s works will be typed before the heat death of the universe.

“Given plausible estimates of the lifespan of the universe and the amount of possible monkey typists available, this still leaves huge orders of magnitude differences between the resources available and those required for non-trivial text generation,” the authors wrote.

In fact, there is only a 5 percent chance that one of the chimps would even get around to typing the single word “bananas” within its own lifetime.

So there you have it: a giant group of chimps (the LEDC) banging away at keyboards (throwing money at Business Pork for 21 years now) will never produce a Shakespearian work (fill the Business Pork with high-paying jobs).

Quod erat demonstrandum

Trump Trolls From Garbage Truck

I am crying over here….

He is the life of parties he has never attended. If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him. Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

He is….the most interesting man in the world…

I don’t always win elections. But when I do, I win bigly.

Pennsylvania News Station Apologizes For Showing Presidential Election ‘Results’

A news station in Pennsylvania was forced to apologize for flashing up the US presidential election results in the state as part of a “test” that wasn’t supposed to be seen by viewers.

WNEP, an ABC affiliate, flashed up the results for Pennsylvania during its broadcast of the Formula 1 race in Mexico City and they were on screen for several minutes.

You’ll never guess who “won”.

Kamala Harris, of course, beating Trump by 52 per cent to 47 per cent of the vote.

According to the test run, Kamala received 3,293,712 votes compared to Trump’s 2,997,793.

After viewers expressed confusion at what they were witnessing, the news station was forced to explain what happened.

“Those numbers should not have appeared on the screen, and it was an error by WNEP that they did,” said the station.

“The numbers seen on the screen were randomly generated test results sent out to help news organizations make sure their equipment is working properly in advance of election night.”

“WNEP regrets the error and apologizes for any confusion. We have taken steps to ensure that it does not happen again.”

No votes are actually counted in Pennsylvania until after 8pm on election day.

WNEP is owned by Tegna Inc., the chairman of which is Howard D. Elias, a longtime Democrat donor.

Its President and CEO is Mike Steib, who donated to Joe Biden’s presidential campaign in 2020 and has also donated to several Democrat PACs.

Don’t worry though, it was just a test!

Certified Buffoon Janet “Crazier” Crozier Appointed To CIP Board To Advise On Millions Of Tax Dollars In Spending.

I missed this Monday night because I haven’t watched the City council meeting yet, but it was in the Radiogram:

“Janet Crozier was appointed to fill the vacancy on the CIP (capital improvement project) committee”

How could a Grade A moron end up on that board when there was another FAR more qualified candidate on the list as well? Apparently the other guy on the list (Bob Chapman) was on the board previously and quit. I don’t know the exact details, but that is the reasoning.

So let me get this straight:

CIP Board two nights ago: a FAR smarter and more qualified guy quit this board once before (probably because he had to deal with morons of Crozier’s caliber) and he is radioactive and we MUST give a new person a shot, no matter how big of a dingbat she is.

LEDC Board two weeks ago: members who have been there for over a DECADE and who have done nothing but fail and waste money are retained on the board and all the new people who applied can go pound sand.

Is that about right? Seems a bit….inconsistent, to say the least.

Oh well – at least there are seven other board members to overrule all her bad ideas. They can just stick her in the corner with a “super easy” Sudoku puzzle for the entire meeting and keep her occupied.

Biden Gets His Revenge On Kamala. Calls Half The Country “Garbage” With 7 Days Left.

If Comrade Clayton is wondering why we despise the media, look no further than last night. Biden clearly called 80 million people “garbage” but then the media went into spin mode and tried to deny what we saw with our very own eyes. Then they called it a stutter.

No matter how much you despise the media, it isn’t nearly enough.

Hop in all you Garbage Patriots – we’re taking the country back next week!!

“Yeah, I called them all garbage. All of them. An October surprise for that bitch. The race is yours, Don.”

Local Dummy Socialist Doesn’t Understand What Monopoly Is.

This is getting downright embarrassing. Every time Comrade Clayton opens his mouth or makes a post, it is mere child’s play to destroy his “argument” or “facts.” It does make me wonder how he plans to run a campaign for Ag Commissioner in a year or so. His opponent will mop the floor with him.

People don’t trust the media because they have been caught lying a few hundred times in the last 5 years. It has nothing to do with monopolies.

Can you believe that Bezos? He paid $250 million for the Post – “evidently to CONTROL IT!!” Insane!

Of course, that’s what ownership MEANS, you complete fucking moron. It’s HIS now. Once again, Comrade Clayton is befuddled by the concept of “ownership” because he is 34 years old and lives with mom. He owns nothing. Instead he sponges off mom and grandpa. He has never employed anyone and has never had a real boss. The “ranch” he claims he founded actually belongs to his grandparents – so he doesn’t “own” that either. He’s just a bum living in mom’s bedroom. A bum who wasted an entire day driving to Houston to watch political rallies and then wonders why he can’t make a living on the “ranch” he supposedly runs. LOL.

Also, how is it a “monopoly” if Jeff Bezos buys the Post? In 2012, the Graham family owned it. Then Bezos bought it. Now Bezos owns it. Monopoly has nothing to do with it. It simply changed ownership.

Now, if Bezos had gone out and bought up 500 smaller newspapers and was the only newspaper around, then I might listen to your “argument.” But it also ignores the hundreds of other independent media outlets that have popped up and flourished – like Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan and Megyn Kelly. They went out on their own and through the power of the DECENTRALIZED Internet, they are commanding MASSIVE audiences because they tell the truth.

In fact – Trump went on Rogan for a THREE HOUR, no-holds-barred interview recently. JD Vance will do the same this week. Kamala Harris was offered the same chance (Rogan has 190 million downloads per month) but she chickened out. Trump and Rogan are giving voters what they want. Kamala is a chickenshit fraud who is in way over her head. So who is best serving “the people” in that situation, you clown?

Of course, the “legacy monopoly media” called YouTubeimmediately CENSORED the Rogan interview. We don’t hear Comrade Clayton whining about THAT, do we?

[There are many others who also command audiences of over a million readers: End Wokeness, D.C. Draino, Laura Loomer, Scott Adams, Cernovich, Charlie Kirk, etc, etc, – hardly the “monopoly” Comrade Clayton claims it is!]

Those large “monopoly” media corporations you bitch about? They are dying because they have been caught lying over and over. THAT is why nobody reads them but morons like Carol Garner Doughty and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris.

In fact, the very act of NOT endorsing Kamala is supposed to show their independence and LACK of monopolistic groupthink, yet that is the very action that is driving the shitlibs crazy.

The fact is that shitlibs like Comrade Clayton actually PREFER a giant media monopoly – because that monopoly only serves up liberal propaganda…which is what they love. The rest of us hate it, so we are leaving in droves. THAT is why a few places (CNN, WaPo) are trying to slightly wake up and offer some balance before they go bankrupt.

Say – speaking of buying up hundreds of media outlets, I don’t remember Comrade Clayton making a peep when evil BILLIONAIRE George Soros magically grabbed up 200 radio stations recently thanks to an extremely compliant FEC run by democrats! In fact, the FEC has NEVER approved such a “monopolistic” action so quickly in their entire history! But does Comrade Clayton the hypocritical moron scream about that? Hell no! I’d argue that the radio grab is WAY MORE of a monopoly because there are only so many frequencies available, whereas any asshole with a printing press can start a newspaper.

It does make me wonder though: Comrade Clayton lives with mom about 2 or 3 blocks from the Lampasas Dispatch Record. I wonder if he even has a subscription. I bet he doesn’t.

Poor libshits! In order to teach evil Bezos and evil Musk a lesson for not bowing to Queen Kumswalla, they will have to not only cancel their WaPo subscription but also: stop using Amazon delivery, Amazon prime TV, audible books, Whole Foods, Tesla vehicles and Starlink internet service. I’m guessing Comrade Clayton won’t do any of that. He’ll still use Amazon delivery like a good little bitch while his crying falls on deaf ears.

What a moron.

“No Evidence Of Fraud!”

That is the shitlibs favorite line. No evidence of fraud. Except there was a TON of evidence. Here’s a nugget for you…

Yesterday, Chief Libshit Marc Elias was celebrating MORE election fuckery when a court decided that Nevada can count ballots that not only show up 3 days late,but also lack any postmarks! Gee – now why would they want that? Perhaps so they can manufacture a shit ton of Harris ballots as needed and show up with a sack of them on Nov 7th? There is NO reason to allow this EXCEPT fraud.

Mail-in voting should be illegal. It increases the chances of fraud 100-fold. If you cant get off your ass and vote, then you don’t vote. Simple as that. Most of the civilized world already knows this and has banned mail-in voting:

Here is a reminder of what REALLY happened in 2020 for when the shitlibs start bleating about “no evidence of fraud!”

1. Six states changed their election laws two months before the 2020 election by executive fiat, instead of going through the proper channels in the legislature. That is a violation of their state constitutions and that in and of itself is enough to invalidate the results of the 2020 election.

2. Mark Zuckerberg, hard left, spent $450 million dollars of private money on our elections. After the 2020 election analysis revealed that most of that money went to benefit Democrats.

3. SIX swing states stopped counting the votes on election night for the first time in American history. At the time that they stopped counting the votes, Donald Trump was ahead of Biden in each of them.

4. The unelected tech oligarchs in conjunction with the FBI in this country censored a very important story about Hunter Biden’s laptop and Joe Biden’s corruption. People who worked in the intelligence community, came out and said it was Russian disinformation only to have that laptop be admitted into evidence as part of an FBI investigation and criminal prosecution of Hunter Biden. Polling after the election showed that if people knew about the Hunter Biden laptop story it would’ve changed 17% of the vote.

5. 2,036,041 ballots were touched by anomalies.

6. 923 American citizens filled out affidavits alleging voter fraud, and signed them under penalties of perjury.

7. FIFTY-plus courts blocked evidentiary hearings into the alleged fraud found in 2020.

8. Prior to 2020 there were four other contested elections, one in Florida, one in the 78th district of Missouri, one in the ninth district of North Carolina, and one in the 22nd district of New York. In every single one of those four instances, there was an evidentiary hearing. In the 2020 election, there was no evidentiary hearing. For the first time in American history.

9. No election contest in American history has had 923 fact witnesses sign under penalties of perjury and stake their personal freedom in testimony to attest to the irregularities and legal issues found in various states.

10. 37 states in the United States of America altered their absentee or mail in ballots ballot integrity procedures before the 2020 election.

11. If those 37 states used the same ballot integrity procedures that they used in 2018, swing states would’ve found an upwards of 30,000 more ineligible ballots.

12. In Pennsylvania, counties allowed new ballots to be filled out after the election.

13. Any one of those is enough to say that there was enough fraud in the 2020 election to doubt the outcome. Can I prove Donald Trump would’ve won the election if the Democrats hadn’t cheated? No I can’t prove a counter-narrative, but I can tell you that this amount of fraud leads any reasonable person to the conclusion that Joe Biden didn’t win.

The insurrection therefore was on 11/3/2020. January 6th was a lawful protest with permits that got out of hand. Unlike Democrats who spent 10 months burning down this country to the tune of $2 billion dollars, and injuring 740 police officers nationwide, the capital riot had a couple million dollars in damages, 140 police officers that were injured and zero deaths. Except the 3 Trump supporters who were unarmed and killed without any investigation by the corrupt government. Anybody who is clutching their pearls about January 6 without mentioning the fact that there was a large federal presence and many anomalies that have yet to be answered is a liar and a partisan hack.