Everyone in the NFL and UFC is doing the Trump dance when they dominate their opponents. Hot chicks winning beauty pageants. Hell, we might even get Hollywood making great movies again instead of feeding us non-stop woke shit!
A new day dawning in America…
2024 Miss Universe from Denmark
Of course, the 80s still dominate….
Christie Brinkley #1 forever
Kathy Ireland #2
This hung in my bedroom from 1983 until I went to college….
We’ll get back to those great times. Rome wasn’t built in a day.
In honor of the 80s, I jammed the entire RATT: Out of the Cellar album during my morning workout today. No better 80s song than Wanted Man.
Fun trivia fact: I partied with RATT backstage back around 1997 at The Vic Theater in Chicago on Belmont Street. One of the brokers in my trading pit in Chicago in the 1990s was a guy named Jimmy DeMartini (his badge was DMAR). He was an older hippie type with long hair and a crazy hippie wife, but totally cool guy. Never understood how the hell he ended up in the trading pits. Looking back, he was probably stoned much of the time.
Anyways, his brother just happened to be Warren DeMartini, guitar player and backing vocals for RATT. I still remember that as the loudest fucking concert I ever attended before or since. At the end of the show, we went backstage and got hammered and otherwise altered with RATT. I do believe we were out past 2am in Wrigleyville doing shots and bumps the entire way.
(countable, uncountable) Actions caused by humans which lead to the death of non-human animals
Can’t stop, won’t stop. He’s just burning through the baby goats like hot piss through snow.
After the death of the unfortunately-named dwarf goat Splenda, Comrade Clayton admitted he lost ANOTHER baby goat. Not only that, ANOTHER baby is “real real sick” so he “ordered some medicine”….
Wait…what?? You ORDERED medicine?!? You lazy fuck! When my animals are sick, I drive the 20 minutes each way to Tractor Supply in a panic and get what I need TODAY! Or go see Tina at Hoffpauir Ranch Supply. Or, more likely, I ALREADY have it at my house in case of emergency. And I’m not even a fake 5th-generation rancher!
[Tractor Supply is literally walking distance from Comrade Clayton’s mom’s house where he resides in the upstairs bedroom, btw]
Perhaps if you spent more time on grandpa’s ‘ranch’ and less time in DALLAS spinning your wheels with commie morons like Kristi Lara and that muzzie on the right whose accent is so thick you can’t even understand him, your goats wouldn’t be dropping like flies!
Yes, just the group you want to “defend the schools”: a couple of childless communists, a foreign-born muzzie, a guy who is pushing 80 years old, a gay-looking Asian dude, and a shrunken gnome who is definitely over 100 years old. What a dream team!!!
Christ man. Seriously, you have no clue what you are doing. This is the ritual torture/murder of cute little goats. There has to be a better way to take out your sexual and political frustrations than this.
Hopefully kraut-for-brains Seefeldt reads this and understands why America is the greatest country on earth and Germany is about to become another Greece, filled with muzzies and other third-world illiterates. Seefeldt should just shut her mouth with the Trump bashing, and also personally thank an American every single day she walks out the door for allowing her to live here.
This entire thread was written by a German who gets it – it’s quite long but full of many truths that oblivious left-wing Germans like Seefeldt won’t want to hear:
I’m German.
16 years ago, the EU and US economies were neck and neck.
Today, the US economy is 50% larger than the entire EU combined.
Here’s the devastating truth behind Europe’s ongoing economic suicide:
First, let’s look at the numbers:
• US GDP: $25.5 trillion • EU GDP: $16.6 trillion
But in 2008, they were nearly equal.
What the hell happened over the past 16 years?
It’s simple:
Europe chose security over growth. America chose innovation over regulation.
The results?
America has produced 9 trillion-dollar companies (9/10 of the most valuable companies in the world).
Europe? ZERO. Nowhere to be found:
But it goes deeper than numbers…
European talent is fleeing en masse.
I see most European entrepreneurs choosing between two paths:
• The US for higher salaries ($350k+ tech jobs) • Southeast Asia for lower cost of living to build startups
Why?
Because Europe made it impossible to win at home.
Take Berlin’s startup scene (where I used to live):
Founders are often viewed with suspicion. “Entrepreneur” = exploiter
I witnessed tech founders being called “capitalist parasites” at local meetups [gee, sounds like Comrade Clayton bitching about Bezos!!]
Meanwhile in places like Silicon Valley and NYC:
Founders are celebrated. Risk-taking is rewarded. Failure is seen as education, not embarrassment.
To make matters even worse…
Europeans are drowning in red tape:
• Employment laws making hiring/firing impossible • Tax rates crushing small businesses • Compliance costs killing innovation
To start a company in France takes 84 days In America? 4 days.
Commies like Clayton Tucker should move to Europe. See how they likes 69% tax rates. Douchebags.
Even French president Emmanuel Macron admits it.
When comparing Europe to the American and Chinese markets, he said:
The anti-innovation mindset is killing Europe.
For example, when Elon Musk built Giga Berlin, Germans protested:
“No techno-colonialism”
Tesla almost cancelled the project due to regulatory hurdles and community opposition.
Europe’s regulatory culture created an economic spiral of doom:
• Talent leaves • Companies avoid investing • Innovation dies • Economy stagnates • More regulation follows
This is why memes like “Europoors” exist.
The numbers are brutal:
• 90% of EU tech talent would move to US for right offer • European tech salaries: 50% lower than US • Startup funding: 5x higher in US
And Europe’s few tech successes?
Most of them move to America:
• Spotify (now NYC-based) • Klarna (major US operations) • ARM (being acquired by NVIDIA)
The theme here is obvious:
While Europe debates the ethics of AI… America builds it.
While Europe regulates cryptocurrencies… America innovates them.
While Europe protects old industries… America creates new ones.
The solution? In my eyes, Europe must:
1. Slash regulations 2. Embrace risk-taking 3. Support entrepreneurs 4. Lower taxes on innovation
But will they?
As a European, I unfortunately doubt it.
The regulation addiction is too deep. The anti-business culture too ingrained.
As one French friend/entrepreneur told me:
“I love Europe, but I can’t build my future here. The system won’t let me.”
This is why America keeps winning.
But because their system benefits those who build.
Europe has become a museum:
• Great at preserving the past • Terrible at building the future
Unless Europe slashes regulations and embraces risk-taking, the gap will only widen.
As a German, this pains me deeply. I love Europe…
The rich culture and history. The incredible cuisine. The best techno scene on Earth.
The fact a 2-hour flight takes you to new worlds with new language, new culture, new country.
I’m rooted here.
But beneath this beautiful diversity lies a common problem:
Every European country shares the same anti-entrepreneurship mindset.
It doesn’t matter if you’re in Berlin, Paris, or Stockholm…
The system is designed to hold builders back.
This is forcing a generation of Europeans to make an impossible choice:
Stay in a culture we love but can’t build in?
Or leave everything behind to chase opportunity?
The question isn’t if Europe will fall behind. It already has.
It’s on its way to irrelevancy. And its a reason why I’m currently looking to move out of the continent.
The real question is….
Will they change course before its too late?
[Lampasshole answer: no, they will not. ]
P.S. – Oh yeah, Germans are also free-speech-hating Nazis:
“Nothing fucks you harder than time” – Ser Davos Seaworth
As an old fart who has been through back surgery, hair loss, eyesight loss, hearing loss, rotator cuff injuries and all sorts of other old-man-related reality, I should have known that Iron Mike was a bull being put out to pasture in a gimmick fight. I wanted to believe he had a couple massive punches left in him.
I wanted to believe that “old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance” as Memet once said.
Apparently that’s only true when you bet against that fucker Tom Brady at age 44.
Are we living in the fucking 1980s again, or what?!?
Trump just crushed Biden, which is like Reagan crushing Carter back in 1980.
America is shaking off the bullshit and finding their pride. I seriously keep hearing awesome 80s songs everywhere I’ve gone in the last week. I was in a hotel bar in Dallas last Sunday and they were cranking Van Halen and Motley Crue. It’s some kind of omen.
And now Iron Mike is fighting some faggy YouTube twat?
I didn’t even realize this fight was happening until yesterday. I thought the old man had some medical event on an airplane or something a few months ago and the fight was off forever.
But with Trump winning in a landslide, it is clear to me we are BACK on an awesome timeline where it is the 1980s again – the greatest decade in American history.
Ergo, we HAVE to take Iron Mike to knock this pussy out at +350. Mike is 58 years old now. He can’t dance around the ring all night with this fairy. He will need to put his fist into the back of Jake’s head and end it with a KO – and a +350 payday.
It’s either that, or the pussy wears Mike out and wins by decision. One or the other. I’m voting with America. I’m voting with Trump. I’m going with the ear-biting maniac at +350.
I guess it is only fitting I receive this document on the very last day of work for Finley as he rides off into the sunset and a big fat pension. One last punch to the well-worn DeGraffenreid nut sack on his way out the door.
Also fitting that he leaves in the middle of yet ANOTHER ridiculous project that has seen massive cost overruns (see also: Old City Hall remodel, skate park, etc).
Remember, they initially said the Hostess House just needed “a few minor repairs” back in 2019 or so when they took it over…
….which then turned into $200,000…
Which turned into $2.2 million and which is now $2.270 million, apparently.
I kind of forgot today was Finley’s last day. I’m sure there will be a big party and much weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth. I have no doubt Misti Talbert will be there to sob all over him. I bet a lot of other old City council members will show up to cry as well – Delena Toups, TJ Monroe, etc.
Carol Garner Doughty, part of the elite 1% who think they are smarter than everyone else and want to run your life, wants you to know that Trump is an “embecile”…
Why does Carol labor under the delusion she is some type of genius or has ANY clue how the world works? I’m not sure. All she has done in her entire life is:
She went crazy yelling about all the “misinformation” being spread that FEMA was discriminating against Trump voters during the hurricane cleanups. She told us that was RIDICULOUS! She told us not once, not twice, but THRICE!!
I think we all know what happened next. If you don’t, then Google Marni Washington.
As wrong as you were about the FEMA thing, you were JUST AS WRONG about: Covid origins, Covid masks, Covid vaccines, Kamala being smart and capable, the cause of all the inflation over the last four years, and every single other thing you ran your mouth about.
Maybe just STFU and sit the next four years out. Let the men fix all your fucking messes.
She can go on the radio with a stupid costume on, have Friday coffee with the other old ladies or throw all the tea party fundraisers she wants for mom’s garden to try and fit in and bury her far-left, Marxist past.But she will never succeed.
The election of Trump must be absolutely eating her up inside. But she can’t blurt that all over Facebook anymore, because now she is here amongst the sane people. So she sent a video message to her favorite Lenox Libskank: crazy aunt Carol.
Carol Garner Doughty is ALSO extremely distraught over the Trump election. So they shared a video of a complete loser 57-year-old ‘man’ telling us how he is “DEVASTATED, heartbroken, and destroyed” by 77 million Americans (a majority) finally deciding they have had enough of woke shitlib retards and all their policies.
When the video starts, you get the impression he might be doing some self-examination and MAYBE considering that he MIGHT be 100% wrong about everything he thinks he knows. But libshits never do that – even when a giant wet cock like November 5th hits them square in the face. No, they lash out at everyone ELSE for backing a “hateful, racist, pussy-grabbing, blah, blah, blah [insert media lie] blah.”
He then goes WAY off the deep end and says people on the right want to make black people drink from their own water fountains and shove gay people “back in the closet.” Melodrama much? This old guy is a total embarrassment to be ranting hysterical hyperbole like that. I expect it from a retard like Fitzharris, but not from a man.
Which is why they will keep losing.
Stephanie Fitzharris commented to Crazy Aunt Carol that the video was “100% spot on” – so you can safely picture Potato Head herself sitting in a chair in her XXL muumuu and saying these very words for herself.
Just a reminder as you spew all your bullshit about Trump being “divisive” and “hateful” and all that:
YOUR side tried to shoot the fucking guy TWICE! What did Trump do? He reached out to TWO Democrats (RFK and Tulsi) and brought them on board and gave them huge positions in his cabinet.
He also gained the respect and endorsements of Elon Musk (voted for Barak Obama) and Joe Rogan (voted for Bernie Sanders). I’d say that is the exact OPPOSITE of being divisive.
YOUR dumb shit of a candidate hid in the basement and called Trump “Hitler” for three months straight. So who is hateful and divisive, you silly twats??
Now, I can admit that I CERTAINLY plan on being hateful towards shitlibs until the day I die. I’ll never quit. But to say that TRUMP has been that way is 100% bullshit. If you had even 1/10th of a brain you’d know that. But you are too consumed by TDS to ever consider that possibility.
Any time you think Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris of Lampasas has changed her stripes, feel free to click on THIS VIDEO and know that she agrees 100% with every single thing this dumb shit guy says.
Hey Potato Head: only 226 more weeks of Trump as your president! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh, what’s this? Just ANOTHER hateful, divisive shitlib losing her job after she went crazy when Trump won. Awesome! They ALL look the same, don’t they? Disgusting.
Dummy kraut Seefeldt apparently spent the entire night last night rage posting about PRESIDENT Trump’s new cabinet members. Her tiny brain is STILL raging all day over Trump’s MASSACRE of the shitlibs.
She is ESPECIALLY galled about RFK being in charge of HHS:
Zero experience? RFK has been pounding the table about shady vaccines and unhealthy food for DECADES, you moron. I think he knows what he’s talking about:
He’s 70 years old and could whip the shit out of ANY liberal guy in this town. I mean, look at this dough boy….
Yeah, what a freak show!! Much better to have a fat homo in charge who thinks he’s a chick and dresses like one…
Tina Seefeldt the real estate broker has the worst case of TDS I have ever seen. Trump literally appointed a DEMOCRAT to the position who truly has kids’ best interests at heart and she’s shitting all over him because it’s TRUMP’S cabinet. I really hope that Trump’s win causes Seefeldt to have a stroke and die in the next 4 years. That would be AWESOME!!
If you oppose RFK Jr.’s nomination for HHS Secretary it’s very likely you’re at least one of the following:
– obese and defensive about it [Tina Seefeldt]
– a man with zero muscle mass [Clayton Tucker]
– a paid shill for Big Pharma or Big Ag [Elizabeth Warren]
– a hypochondriac who still wears a mask [many middle-aged fat shitlib women]
