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Christmas Comes Early. Hopefully These Bums Starve Or Freeze to Death After Being Fired By DNC.

It is quite embarrassing to be in a family restaurant like Country Kitchen this morning and enjoying a delicious breakfast, but then pop a massive, bulging erection for everyone to see because of the headlines showing up in your feeds…

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Happy Holidays, cockfags! Now hit the street, dork. No severance for you. Learn to code.

With any luck, they’ll be unable to pay their heating bills this winter and freeze to death. The most hilarious part is these same assholes were BRAGGING three months ago about how much money Kamala had in the bank. They wouldn’t shut up about it!

Then Kamala handed tens of millions of dollars (collected from suckers like Stephanie Fitzharris and Clayton Tucker) to billionaire/millionaire celebrities who don’t need it and she STILL LOST THE RACE by a mile!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now they’re all getting stiffed. Not only did they lose their minds when Trump won, they are now losing their jobs and savings.

It is to laugh.

The Golden Age of Trump has begun! Nothing but awesome headlines and joy for those of us who aren’t retarded shitlibs.

Here are some more awesome “stocking stuffer” headlines heralding an early Christmas for all of us to enjoy:

Trump hasn’t even officially taken office yet, and everything is looking up.

Remember shitlibs: you have FOUR MORE YEARS of this!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I hope you all get mocked and ridiculed at Thanksgiving tomorrow by an awesome uncle or cousin who is a Trump voter. You deserve all of it.

Kamabla Appears Drunk After Crawling Out Of Her Hole Three Weeks After She Was Massacred.

So much winning.

First of all, today is three weeks with Trump as president-elect. It’s still awesome and the shitlibs are still broken.

Secondly, Trump has been winning even more:

– Classified docs case — dismissed

– J6 case — dropped

– Bragg case — sentencing suspended

– Leticia James’ fraud case — appeals court signals it will overturn

– Fani Willis — under investigation

– Immunity case — won

– Ballot disqualification cases — won all

Trump can’t stop winning. Democrats can’t stop losing.

Then the drunken witch finally appeared and it did not go well….

Oh, and she might be in BIG trouble for fraud, basically….

She could potentially be facing legal issues with the FEC, aside from her $20 million debt.

Reports reveal that internal polling from the Harris campaign never showed her in the lead or even with a viable chance of winning.

Despite this, the campaign hid this from top donors, defrauded and misled them by falsely claiming she was ahead, and continued soliciting contributions under false pretenses to the tune of over $1 billion.

The joy is all gone

I wonder how much money morons like Stephanie Fitzharris, Clayton Tucker and Carol Garner Doughty donated to this scumbag and fraud. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Socialist Goatwanker Still Upset About Coming Border Crackdown.

“Do you ever wonder if you’re a bad man, Rust?”

“No. The world needs bad men, Marty. We keep the other bad men away from the door.” – True Detective, Season 1

The last four years with Joe Biden “in charge” have been much the same as a household of 5 kids run by a 105-pound single mom. The inmates are running the asylum and there is no fear of retribution or consequences because moms are well-known for making idle threats and letting shit slide. It’s only when dad gets involved that you shit yourself and straighten up.

It worked that way in the 1970s when I was a kid and it works today in my own household. Our 10-year-old drags ass, whines and talks back when mom is getting her ready in the morning. But when mom is at work and I’M in charge of getting ready for school, guess what? It runs like an Army barracks around here. There is ZERO fucking around.

Well guess what, liberal pussies and open-border softies? Dad is on his way home. He’ll be here January 20th. He’s bringing a friend, too: Tom Homan.

And a lot of pearl-clutching, female-brained losers are not happy about it….

Local socialist barnacle and goatwanker Clayton Tucker is very upset about this as well. He has LONG been an advocate of open borders and sanctuary cities.

He thinks it’s “stupid” to start playing hard ball and busting some asses….

Hey wait! Why is Comrade Clayton even ON Twitter? I thought all the shitlibs got mad and moved to Bluesky? LOL.

Part of his problem is that he doesn’t understand the brain and mindset of a man, because he isn’t one. If this were an SAT test, the analogy would be:

CLAYTON is to MAN as FISH is to…..EAGLE.

Being a man is completely foreign to him – as unfathomable as an eagle’s life is to the lowly fish. He has no wife or child to protect, and he never will. He doesn’t possess the mindset that he has something to protect against outsiders who wish to do harm, because he has not built anything of value. He is like an infant crawling around completely oblivious to the real world. That’s what happens when you live with your mother at age 34 and spend your days taking pictures with your four-legged love interests….

He hasn’t worked his whole life to build something worth protecting and he hates America and wants it torn down anyways. So why NOT let hordes of third-world trash pour over the borders and wreak havoc?

Luckily Trump and Tom Homan are “bad men” who are ready to do what’s necessary.

Oh what’s that, you little twerpy twink mayor of Denver? You’re going to ‘protect’ illegals? Then you will be sent to jail for harboring and abetting. Same goes for Gavin Newscum and that fat fuck JB Pritzker.

Yeah, the liberal media and Comrade Clayton will post photos of little kids crying while their families are deported next year. Boo hoo. Doesn’t move the needle with Tom Homan. Get ready for some spankings and crying and gnashing of teeth. Remember Laken Riley, if you need to remember why this is necessary.

Daddy is coming home.

**UPDATE 27 MINUTES LATER:

Well, look at that. The Mexican president falls in line immediately. Not a surprise – the Mexican president is a “she” (a real one with a vagina) and deep down, they need a strong man to point them in the right direction.

I’m pretty sure Trudeau is a closet homosexual, so he also ‘thinks’ like a woman. Looks like he’s also aware that Trump is in charge now. Refreshing, isn’t it??

P.S. What kind of Mexican name is “Sheinbaum”? LOL. Imagine that crazy shit, the Mexicans “elected” a Jewish broad! Have fun with that.

Stacy Ybarra: Gone But Not Forgotten. Still Lying Her Ass Off On LinkedIn.

Ybarra may have “resigned” back in June but for some reason, her LinkedIn resume says she’s still here!

She also claims to have managed a $1.4 million budget. I’m not sure how she comes up with that number. The EDC is not even a line item on the City budget anymore, apparently (see page 1) and even if it WAS, $1.4 million is about what the City spend on “Streets” ($1.453 million) and also on “Sanitation” ($1.452 million) so I highly doubt her little EDC budget is anywhere near that.

The entire LEDC itself skims about $534,000 in sales taxes every year. The City also wasted about $115,000 per year on Ybarra’s salary and benefits but besides that, there is no clue about her “budget” found anywhere in the latest City budget. They erased it entirely! But LAST budget, it was around $121,000 for “Economic development (see page 101 in last year’s budget).

None of that even remotely adds up to $1.4 million. But then again, I caught Ybarra being a lying sack of shit a few times while she was here, so making MASSIVE exaggerations on her resume would be par for the course.

LEDC Tucks Tail: Eliminates Lies About “Jobs Created” and “Project Wins” From Silly-Assed “Economic Matrix” Spreadsheet. [September 18, 2023]

Not only that, there is another very interesting nugget….

Now THIS one looks like a MASSIVE lie to me. In the past, the City has farmed that “economic impact” stuff out to Impact Data Source, going back to at LEAST November 2020. I know this because I have fought with the City’s hack attorney JC Brown to get my hands on just ONE of those reports over and over and I have been denied repeatedly. I even took it to the State’s AG for a ruling.

Now Ybarra is telling us she has the skills to do detailed economic impact reports herself? Bullshit.

So, of course, I requested a copy of these “eight reports” from the City secretary two weeks ago. If Ybarra DID do these on City time, then they belong to the City. And if they belong to the City and NONE of these ‘prospects’ panned out (which they obviously didn’t since the Business Pork still sits empty) then they belong to the taxpayer, if you ask me. There can be no harm in showing them to me now (a YEAR LATER!) since obviously, the “impact studies” showed that there WAS no positive impact for the prospects because, as we can see, there is nobody in the business park.

Unless, of course, there ARE no “impact studies” at all and Ybarra is spinning massive amounts of bullshit to pad her resume.

Most likely, the City will tell me they are ‘secret documents’ that I’m not allowed to see for some reason and that’s that. And they wonder why the whole town thinks they are a useless, incompetent joke!

As Rents Come Back Down Again, Comrade Clayton Running Out Of Excuses For Living With Mommy At Age 34.

As everyone recalls, the entire country got “greedy” right around January of 2021 and the prices of everything skyrocketed. Rent, car insurance, gold, peanut oil, and groceries all blasted higher not because Biden printed trillions out of thin air, according to them. But it was the “greedy” corporations (and landlords, mom and pop stores, farmers, etc) who were to blame!!

Now that Trump has been elected, apparently the “greedy” landlords know better than to fuck around!

Austin Rental Market ‘Collapsing,’ Real Estate Expert Says

Even here in Lampasas there are a lot of rentals popping up suddenly! Look, there’s even one for 12% LESS than the $850 price it “should” go for according to Comrade Clayton! It’s not an apartment either, but an entire place! Think of all the idealistic young communist college boys you could lure back there, Comrade! No mom to interrupt you…

Look at that!! They even want a rancher! I’m sure a fake rancher like yourself will also suffice. You only have to sell about two goats per week to pay for it. Should be easy for a fifth-generation fake rancher like yourself, yes?

So what will the new excuse be? LOL.

Socialist Pussies Leave Twitter And Flock To Bluesky. Hilarity Ensues As They Swamp System With Mass Censorship Demands.

Dipshidiot lefties and socialists are supposedly leaving Twitter in droves. They are angry that Elon supported Trump and they also see the site as filled with “misinformation.” So they are all swarming to Bluesky -including local socialist lickspittle Clayton Tucker….

It’s hard to see how Bluesky represents anything other than a sweaty bubble of cope.  

It didn’t take very long for the new arrivals to saturate the platform with censorship demands, post flagging and general complaints about other users.  Bluesky gave notice recently that in only 24 hours the site was inundated with over 42,000 reports and the censorship requests have expanded to over 3000 flags per hour.  

Bluesky was built on an “invite only” system up until February of this year.  The rush of woke actors, journalists and activists to the platform after the election has certainly garnered a lot of media attention for the site.  Progressive celebrities and pundits such as actress Jamie Lee Curtis, “journalist” Don Lemon, “journalist” Joy Reid, writer Stephen King and The Guardian’s official news account, have all decided to switch to Bluesky. 

Don Lemon accused X of no longer serving the purposes of “transparency and honest debate,” a hilarious notion when one considers the incredible level of censorship enacted under the old regime.  What leftists are actually angry about is the fact that conservatives are suddenly free to contradict progressive claims without fear of account bans, the doxing of their homes and workplaces, and cancel culture in general.

Leftists enjoyed a double standard at Twitter that worked aggressively in their favor.  Even if their arguments were devoid of facts and evidence, the Terms of Service system Twitter put in place was specifically hostile to conservative ideals.  Progressive members knew this and exploited it often to silence dissent.  The only thing that might save an account was its size, with the biggest right-leaning users sometimes getting a pass.  

The exodus merely confirms what most people already knew: the left is afraid of fair discourse on an even playing field.  They refuse open debate unless the game is rigged in their favor.  So far the general response from the majority of X users is “Good riddance to bad rubbish!”  It’s unlikely that this view will change.     

Postal Service Incurs $9.5 BILLION Loss. Yeah, Let’s Let The Government Run Healthcare.

The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) incurred a significant increase in its losses this fiscal year, as revenues jumped but volumes dipped.

Net loss for 2024 fiscal totaled $9.5 billion, up from $6.5 billion (up 46%) last year, said a Nov. 14 statement from the agency reflecting its earnings. The $3 billion increase in losses occurred at the same time the agency had a slight revenue increase from $78.18 billion to $79.53 billion. The revenue uptick was not supported by an increase in mail volume, which fell from 116 billion units to 112 billion units.

The $9.5 billion loss is more than $3 billion above projections.

When USPS last raised the price of stamps in July, it justified the decision by saying the hike was financially necessary for the agency, as per the DFA plan.

“USPS prices remain among the most affordable in the world,” it said.

Earlier in May, the Postal Regulatory Commission (PRC) said the postal agency’s July price increase was in line with regulations and that there was no legal reason to reject the hikes. PRC is an independent agency tasked with regulatory oversight of USPS.

A group of senators criticized USPS in a letter in April for the “unsustainable” price hikes. After the agency began raising postage rates, “we began to see the disastrous effects in 2023,” they wrote, pointing to a decline of 11 billion pieces of mail volume that year and the $6.5 billion loss.

“Instead of connecting the two issues, USPS blamed inflation, despite mail prices nearly doubling inflation in that time period.”

“Since August 2021, there have been six unprecedented postage hikes—one every six months, well above inflation—that have hurt businesses, newspapers, nonprofit mailers, and individual Americans,” LaTurner noted.

Now that we have DOGE and the will of the people behind us, it seems like a PERFECT time to start gutting these bloated and useless agencies: Amtrak, NPR, National Endowment for the Arts, and the biggest of all: get rid of the postal monopoly and let competition bring down prices and improve service.

While The Real Adults Tackled $20 Million City Water Problems At Recent Meeting, Stephanie Fitzharris Wasted Time Whining About “Cyberbullying.”

As dozens of adults got serious about fixing the water mess left to us by the many horrible past decisions of former Mayors Talbert and Monroe, California-born, former Austinite potato head Stephanie Fitzharris felt the need to stand up and waste everyone’s time by lying about cyberbullying:

[I kind of wish I could have seen that. Everyone discussing serious shit and this moron stands up and starts babbling about a blog she doesn’t like. I bet a few people were snickering at her.]

Threats at your home?!? My goodness! When? From whom? What kinds of threats?!? It certainly wasn’t me, so you must have ANOTHER hater out there, huh? Did you report these “threats” to the police? Or are these more like Jussie Smollett threats that didn’t really happen but are made up by you to play victim and get attention?

I’m guessing the latter.

Also, you must think everyone is as stupid as you are. Anyone can easily Google “Lampasas” and see that this blog does NOT come up. So that’s two lies in the span of about five sentences.

Now, if you go to a search engine that can’t be monkeyed with the way Google can (like Swiss Cows) and type in “Stephanie Fitzharris,” then this blog most definitely DOES come up! The first two results, actually. Which is sweet!

I view these Lampasshole alerts of twats in your area in much the same way I view a “sexual offender” registry you can search for your own neighborhood.

Allow me to explain:

Even though sex offenders have “served their time,” they are placed on a searchable registry so you can see if any of these scumbags live in your neighborhood. This is because sex offenders have a VERY high recidivism rate. In deference to dummies like Fitzharris, that means they are very likely to get up to bad things again. They are very often repeat offenders.

I view Covid rats and authoritarians the exact same way. If and when the Feds ever pull shit like that again (and they will, eventually), weasels like Fitzharris, Haywood, Landrum, Tucker and the rest will snitch on you faster than a rabbit gets fucked. That is a fact. Just a few years ago, they were ready to put the non-maskers and “vax deniers” into camps, deny them hospital care, and not let them leave their state.

When the wall between East Germany and West Germany fell, they eventually unsealed all of the records of the Stasi. For dummies like Fitzharris who don’t know what the Stasi is, it was the “secret police” made up of scumbags who would be today’s Covid rats.

There was a museum opened eventually on all of the spying and tips and snitching. Guess what? It was “friends and family” and neighbors and even spouses who ratted them out. The Stephanie Fitzharrises of the world. People were SHOCKED at who the bad guys were. Like maybe the sweet little old lady next door. Or the fat moron in your garden club, perhaps.

Unlike the poor East Germans, WE got a dry run on unmasking snitches with Covid. Covid laid bare who the scumbags were who couldn’t be trusted. Fitzharris sits smack in the middle of that group.

I don’t give a shit how many tea parties she throws. She is never EVER to be trusted. She should be shunned, ostracized and mocked. Which is what I will continue to do – as is my First Amendment right.

If you should wish to learn more, read “Stasiland” by Anna Funder.

That Time Stephanie Fitzharris Jumped Into Her Father’s Facebook Discussion And “Cyberbullied” Him.

Nothing more horrible than “cyberbullying.” I mean, just look what this mean old lady did to her poor father on Facebook. He was (rightfully) taking a shit on wokeism and CRT with one of his friends on Facebook, just minding his own business when..BAM!!… Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris barged right into his personal cyberspace and bullied him!! Outrageous!!

Poor Carl was sitting there minding his own business on HIS OWN social media page when Potato Head lumbers in like a dim-witted bull in a China shop. She basically called him a stupid, gullible old man who was easily manipulated. Then she called him cruel and mind-numbingly idiotic. Then she called him “consumed by evil.” Her own father!

For shame.

Poor Carl, who should have smothered his moron daughter in the crib 57 years ago, felt so bullied and abused by this horrible, mean Potato Head he had to ask HIS OWN DAUGHTER to please leave him alone and butt out of a private conversation he was having with another gentleman. Poor guy probably feared for his life. It’s a very sad situation when your daughter is a deranged lunatic suffering from biblical TDS. I’d disown her, myself.

It seems Potato Head has a serious misunderstanding of “cyberbullying.” You see, she loves to loudly dish out her opinions and take shits on others, but she does not like it dished back out her way.

Last week, she actually went and CRIED TO CITY COUNCIL about the “cyberbullying” she was “suffering” because I’m exercising my First Amendment right to point out she is a moron and using HER OWN POSTS as evidence.

Here’s the most hilarious part: she moved here last year knowing FULL WELL that I already lived here!

She’s been on my radar since May of 2020 when she kept popping up in Lampasas County Breaking News to spew authoritarian Covid mask and vax bullshit – even though she LIVED IN AUSTIN at the time. In other words, she came looking for trouble.

I have been highlighting her bullshit for YEARS and she knew good and well that I was doing it and that I lived in Lampasas – I’ve made it pretty clear from Day One where I live. It’s in the name of this blog, for Christ’s sake! It didn’t bother her then because she lived in Austin surrounded by other shitlibs like Carol Garner Doughty. She felt strength from her tribe and the fact that the MSM was also vilifying the anti-mask and anti-vax crowd, so she piled on.

Then, she was apparently SO cyberbullied and scared of me that she decided to move to MY TOWN!

Of course, she pulled the exact same shit when she lived in Lake Travis: a loud obnoxious shitlib who spouted her opinions with a megaphone but then when people came back at her, she played the victim. This is in the shitlib playbook.

Funny – she’s the victim everywhere she goes! What are the odds? Maybe it’s YOU who is the problem, dummy.

So to recap:

I moved to Lampasas in 2011.

I started this blog in July 2018 because of my anger at money wasting by City council. I pretty much stuck to local City council stuff until 2020 when the evil triad of Covid bullshit, BLM and a stolen election drew my ire.

May of 2020: Potato Head sticks her beak into Lampasas County Breaking News repeatedly to argue with everyone and anyone about putting on masks and taking fake vaccines. Oh, and telling us all how great Biden was and how Trump should be thrown in jail. She felt free to shame anyone who refused. I went after her for this and ripped her a new asshole repeatedly. As is my right. History has proved ALL my positions 100% correct. She’s the one that looks like a dipshit now. She hates that and wants it all forgotten.

Potato Head decided to leave Austin in the summer of 2023 – probably because of the high taxes and crime that morons like her voted for over the last 20 years. She decides to move to Lampasas! The very town where her supposed “bully” lives. AGAIN, she sticks her beak in and comes asking for it.

Now at the end of 2024 she is whining that I’m “ruining her reputation.” No dummy, you did that to yourself a thousand times over. There were 500 other places you could have moved to, but you came to where I ALREADY lived and now have the gall to say that I’m the one with a problem? I think you secretly love me, actually.

Fuck off, lady.

I think I’ll be writing more on this very soon. Potato Head, you might want to look up “Streisand Effect” in the meantime. Maybe re-think all your public crying.

P.S. This blog is NOT the first thing you see when you Google “Lampasas,” which is what you cried to City council to get them to come after me. Yet another fabrication and exaggeration from your mouth.