LEDC About To Implode More. Misti Talbert Will Be Further Exposed As Incompetent Fraud and Liar.

Oh my. Birdies are chirping ALL OVER town about the latest disasters striking the LEDC. I’ve heard versions of this from about five different people now, so there must be legs to it. Nothing I love more than having a beer in a bar and a citizen in the know says “holy shit, wait til you hear THIS one!”

It sounds like brand new EDD Mary Poche is definitely leaving after only a month on the job. The reason? Apparently the LEDC wanted her to have only ONE JOB: to find a tenant for the ill-fated money pit known as the Business Pork. Apparently she did the honorable thing and said “that looks like an impossible task” and quit, rather than milk the City for $110k in salary and benefits for the next two years.

Add her to the graveyard!

Cherry Hargrove (2011 – 6/26/2013)

Kathi Masonheimer (3/5/2014 – 2017)

Mandy Walsh (2/13/2017 – 10/5/2022)

Stacey Ybarra (1/15/23 – 6/19/24)

Mary Poche (11/11/24 – 12/13/24)

Mary apparently realized very quickly what I’ve been saying for about six years now: filling that park is a fool’s errand. No matter how noble the intentions of people like Mandy Walsh or Kathy Masonheimer, they were doomed to failure by forces beyond their control. Talbert, Monroe and the other LEDC dunces are the only ones who can’t see that.

You know what else this tells me? It tells me the story from a few months ago that “we need to keep Talbert, Monroe and Erwin on the LEDC because we can’t change horses in midstream” was an utter fabrication. There was no “midstream” because there was never any real progress. The rumor was that Talbert had “one or two tenants right on the CUSP of moving in” so we can’t possibly get rid of her now! That is now exposed as utter bullshit.

If she had all these tenants on the hook, they wouldn’t be telling Mary Poche that her ONLY JOB as EDD is to find them a tenant! It also AGAIN exposes the long-running lie that their inboxes were constantly overflowing with RFIs from the Governor’s office and the only thing holding them back was more millions to make it “shovel ready.”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

There are also murmurs that some people are FINALLY putting their foot down on the endless spending with zero results. That may or may not include:

** Nixing the latest idea of paying a broker to get someone in there.

** Cancelling the $37,000 signage they are currently in the middle of erecting at the two entrances.

** Shutting this whole thing down altogether and finding another use for it (housing?).

** Digging through a lot of the old expenditures and documents (many of which appear to be missing) and unearthing many of the previous fuckups that went ignored by everyone (except me, of course).

Of course, this whole thing should have been shut down after the profligate Toups administration blew $1.929 million on it back in 2015 and promised it would be “shovel ready” after that.

They almost had their “come to Jesus” reckoning in May of 2020 at a huge multi-group meeting, but instead they choose the wrong path and poured ANOTHER few million into it – including the $971,000 Talbert pilfered DIRECTLY from the City (Feb 2021) and the taxpayers as it was labeled “Covid money” and could have been used for just about anything else.

I’m not sure of the exact amount of outstanding loans they currently have on that thing, but it’s got to be well over $2 million. Maybe $3 million.

Reminder: Misti Talbert was Mayor from May 2017 through May 2021 – and she was ALSO on the LEDC board at the timea massive conflict of interest I pointed out repeatedly back then. THEN, only two months after leaving as mayor, she was made president of the LEDC in July of 2021, where she has been ever since. During much of that time, her buddy TJ Monroe was mayor and ALSO sat on the LEDC board.

Inbred LEDC Decides To Inbreed Some More – Talbert Takes The Wheel

TJ Monroe Should Be Removed From The LEDC Board Immediately.

Inbred LEDC Inbreeds More – Appoints Bank President Ryan Shahan to LEDC Board – THE SAME BANK They Just Borrowed $1.5 Million Dollars From.

Now that this thing is finally being exposed as a massive fuckup and it’s time to point fingers, let’s be sure they are all pointed directly at Talbert and Monroe, for starters. I don’t think there are two people MORE responsible for the current mess than Talbert and her sidekick Monroe. Time to lay in your bed, ladies.

For those of you trying to sift through the Business Pork mess and how we got here, I did a massive 22-year timeline synopsis that took me a good two weeks to create. It’s all yours for free:

How the Business Pork Project Started 23 Years Ago (Spoiler: They Lied From The Start)

The LEDC Was a Clueless Joke Even Back in 2004.

The Lie That Keeps On Giving

Did Lampasas Build A Biz Park In The 1970s??

Lampasas Citizens Have Been Ripped Off For 20 Years Now.

*UPDATE* – LEDC Loan Costs Now Much Higher For Taxpayer Thanks To Idiotic Extension Of Original Loan

Friday The 13th Was Very Good to Me Yesterday.

What a day. WHAT A DAY!!!

First we find out that Nancy Pelosi tumbled down some marble stairs and fractured her hip. When an old bat pushing 85 fractures her hip, it is basically a death sentence. I guess drunkenness, high heels and stairs don’t mix after all. What a shame. Looks like I’ll have to update her odds of dying to about 2-1 for 2025. With any luck, we’ll see Mitch McConnell croak soon, too.

We also got to bask in the glory of Time Magazine making Trump their “Man of the Year” – AGAIN.

Do you know how awesome it is to see Trump as Man of the Year at the very same time that old cunts like McConnell and Pelosi are literally falling down and being pushed around in wheelchairs about to die?

Very poignant, to say the least.

What else?

#2 – George Stephanopoulos of ABC has been ordered to sit for a 4 hour deposition in the slander lawsuit brought by Trump for repeatedly calling him a rapist. George, who built his career covering up the sexual abuse scandals of his boss Bill Clinton, is learning that defamation, slander, and libel catch up with you.

#3 – Sources close to Kamala Harris report that former senior campaign staff, including ex-campaign manager Julie Chavez, are weighing the option of breaking their NDAs to pursue lucrative book deals and exclusive interviews. These tell-alls are expected to reveal salacious details about Harris, Walz, and their families, as well as expose the deep dysfunction and infighting that erupted from day one between Biden holdovers and Kamala’s team, which plagued the campaign throughout.

#4 – Daniel Penny will accompany JD Vance to the Army/Navy game today and join President Trump in his suite. Hopefully, very soon Penny will file a massive lawsuit against Bragg for malicious prosecution.

WE ARE SO BACK!!!

Oh, and we are now within the Twelve Days Of Christmas, and you know what that means! Coming soon…

Socialist Maggot Demands Everyone Work For Free.

Don’t you just love it when a socialist parasite starts quoting the bible in order to promote his own socialist religion which has killed over 100 million people throughout history?

There are multiple ironies here, as usual.

#1 – does your made-up rule about “putting people over profit” apply to Pfizer and other vaccine companies when it comes to the fake Covid vaccine that is currently killing hundreds of thousands of young people every year through heart problems and cancers? All for a “vaccine” we didn’t need because Ivermectin, HCQ and vitamin D could have done the same job for pennies? But instead those scumbags shut the truth down as “disinformation” so the drug companies could legally sell “emergency” vaccines that made them over $100 billion??

Even your local commie buddy Stephanie Fitzharris claims to have been injured by the vaccine!

Hoisted on her own petard. HAHAHAHA!!!

Former Big Pharma hater Clayton Tucker HIMSELF immediately dropped to his knees in 2021 and slurped Pfizer cock like a scared rabbit over a cold virus that had a 99.9% survival rate. That part is hilarious!!

Please do us all a favor, and go to Urgent Care TODAY and get many, many more Covid boosters, you fucking scumbag. I beg you to do it.

#2 – you like quoting the Ten Commandments? Here’s one: thou shalt not give false testimony. Hmm. Who do we know who has done THAT dozens of times in the last few years? Oh yeah….

Compulsive Liar Clayton Tucker Is At It Again! Is He Prepping For Another Run For Office? Please God Let It Be True.

Local Socialist Compulsive Liar Travels Through Time Again.

Why Is Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Clayton Tucker Lying On FEC Contribution Forms?

“We’ve Always Been A Cattle Family” – Except That Time We Were Farmers.

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby!

#3 – One of the BIGGEST jumps in health care insurance premiums was due to your Messiah Obama and his shitty ACA. The very ACA that socialist morons like yourself demanded and applauded.

#4 – Comrade Clayton is demanding that nurses and doctors (who have spent MANY YEARS training for skilled positions) go ahead and work 12-hour shifts for free because he demands “free” care in every hospital. I happen to be married to a nurse. She leaves the house at 6am and gets home at 8pm and is on her feet all day dealing with blood, piss and shit. The kind of job Clayton Tucker wouldn’t last 2 hours doing. I wouldn’t last two hours either, but I’m also not the asshole blabbering about how healthcare should be “free.”

After all these years, you know what the most common thread is among most of her patients? They are FAT FUCKS. Probably 85% of the people she deals with are in there for problems related to obesity or a life of smoking – those are life choices, moron.

I’d be all for “free” healthcare as long as your BMI is under 27. If you can’t put down the pizza and ice cream, then fuck you. You made your bed, now lie in it.

GLUTTONY is one of the seven deadly sins, if I’m not mistaken, you bible-quoting douchebag.

Here is a thought: since Clayton Tucker “works” for free all year anyways by playing around on his grandpa’s ranch and taking goat pictures, why not do something USEFUL and go be a male nurse for free instead?? That way you are at least helping people all day instead of accomplishing absolutely nothing of value. There is also the added bonus of meeting some homosexual males nurses you might be able to date.

Apparently you are lucky enough to be in a position where you have no expenses since you live with mom and have no wife or kid – so why not go work three or four 12-hour nursing shifts per week at the local hospital cleaning bedpans and removing catheters, you dumb twat? Or wiping the ass of some 300-pound land whale like Bruce Haywood. We’ll see how you like socialism after a few weeks of that.


Did Poche Screw The Pooch Already?

The Word Overheard around town is that newly-hired Economic Development Director Mary Poche may already be on her way out the door – making her tenure a record-breaking 30 days long.

Did I say she wouldn’t last 18 months? I meant more like 18 days.

Besides having health problems, she probably walked in on Misti Talbert trying to explain how the whole Business Park thing was going to work and got scared off…..

Hostess House Debacle Not Only Over Budget But Now Apparently Eight Months Late As Well.

At last night’s City council meeting, we learned that the $2,270,000.00 “facelift” of the Hostess House is “in the thick of the interior electrical work and exterior stone matching with a scheduled completion date in August.

Wait, what?? AUGUST??

That is a far cry from what we heard six months ago when this debacle was approved. The groundbreaking ceremony was back on June 26th of this year. The notice to proceed (NTP) was scheduled for July 1st“with a contracted time for substantial completion by 180 days.” [see page 113 City council packet]

By my math, that would mean around the first two weeks in January of 2025 – or about a month from now.

Originally, the whole idea was to have this thing done in time for the spring. You know, so they can rent it out for weddings, parties, etc.

But with this new date in August, they are going to miss ANOTHER eight months of the year – in addition to all the time THIS year it has been closed.

Of course, even if they rent it out all year round, they themselves admit they will only make about $12,000 to $15,000 per year on the deal. Which gives us a payback period of ($2.27mm/$15,000) approximately 151 years.

I think by that time, Erin Corbel will be about the same age as TJ Monroe.

What a great deal!!

Reminder of how it all started five years ago…..

Ho Ho Ho. Local Dummy Gets It 100% Backwards AGAIN.

Sometimes you have to laugh when someone gets their worldview EXACTLY opposite from reality. It happens non-stop with socialist Comrade Clayton (Covid, wind power, masks, etc) which is one of the reasons he still lives with his mom, but this one has to be a new winner:

This is funny because Comrade Clayton REALLY DOES believe in a bearded man who can provide “free” stuff to everyone! “Free” healthcare, “free” college education, “free” everything!

Karl Marx – the original bum who sponged off his parents.

You know who DOES believe in Trump? Millions of small business owners. People who are the engine of the American economy. I’m talking about REAL small business owners – not fake ‘ranchers’ who live with mom….

If 34-year-old Clayton Tucker had ever actually owned or ran a small business (or even WORKED for one!) in his life, he’d understand this. He’d understand how DESTRUCTIVE Obama and Biden have been between the regulations and taxes and other bullshit:

But he cant know, because he is a child who pretends to ranch. If he kills a bunch of goats, he asks mom for more. No worries. He heads out to grandpa’s property a couple times a week and takes pictures with the goats for old ladies. So he has no clue how the real world works.

REAL WORLD:

Real rancher gets up early, travels to markets, has a website to sell product, makes money and thanks their loyal customers:

PRETEND WORLD

Pretend ranchers sleep til 9:30am then spend all day yesterday (a PERFECT DAY to be outside working) begging for fake friends on Bluesky, which seems to really attract pedophiles for some reason…

Takei: homo who was accused of drugging and groping a 23-year-old man.

Unfortunately, you can’t pay the rent with “likes” on some shitty, pedophile-infested social media site, can you? No, you can’t.

Lampasas Democrat Party Chairman Clayton Tucker In Favor Of Castration and Mutilation Of Toddlers.

If there was ONE thing you’d think the shitlibs could agree with us on, it would be that children as young as 2 or 3 or 5 years old cannot POSSIBLY understand what transgenders are and shouldn’t even hear that fucking word or anything about it. That little kids and toddlers should NEVER be mutilated by their own parents. But you’d be wrong….

As you can see, the group of despicable clowns known as “Mothers Against Greg Abbott” think that Dustin Burrows (who is otherwise a moron but correct on this) is “attacking LGBTQ Texans” by coming out STRENUOUSLY against the insanity of 2-year-olds having their genitals mutilated and castrated by insane parents (usually the mother).

Lampasas Democrat Party Chairman Clayton Tucker, who is a self-described socialist, has reposted that sentiment and obviously agrees with it. It’s not the first time he has enthusiastically supported this disgusting shit either:

Chairman of Lampasas Democrat Party Comes Out In Favor Of Child Mutilation.

Utterly nauseating. Luckily, Comrade Clayton will never reproduce and subject his kid to shit like this. Which is a plus for society.

If you want to see something completely repulsive, do a search for “Chase Strangio” and prepare to lose your lunch when you see she is literally a circus freak: a bearded lady with a woman’s voice pretending to be a man. Absolutely stomach-turning.

Clayton Tucker is probably aroused by chicks who look like men with full beards, right buddy??

Fitzharris Bingo Card 2025

Well, that Clayton Tucker bingo card was so much fun, I decided to do another. And since the front page of today’s Dispatch has her Potato Head splattered all over it frightening readers, I decided to do one for California/Oregon/Austin transplant and far-left radical Stephanie Fitzharris.

Long-time readers will get the references for every single one of these squares!

You thought I forgot about that embarrassing $31 donation from last year? Never.

Nor the silly-assed screenplay pipe dream. Pitching to producers? LOL.

Life as a Diane Arbus Poster Child – An Autobiography

Biden Looking good.

“Somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like “I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive….” And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats…”

It was “just a stutter” though, right Potato Head??