That means “fix the damn grid!” in Spanish. His name is something like Claytonito Tuckerasto….
Must be all the damn greedy Republicans running the island who fucked things up.
There were zero outages that winter. Or any other one after the 2021 upgrades to our grid. A grid weakened by pinwheels and green morons.
Oh wait…
Puerto Rico is run by “progressives” – which is the fancy, modern term for “scumbag socialist.” The very same party that Clayton Tucker belongs to here in the United States.
Grade A moron.
Shitlibs ruin every single thing they touch. These socialists are all weak men who failed at everything they tried in the real world. So they go into politics filled with envy and incompetence while looking to make someone pay for their own failures, which is not a good combo.
Many of them are also physically short, weak and doughy.
See: Greg Casar, Bernie Sanders, Clayton Tucker, etc.
I wondered why the City’s bill for the annual TML Conference was almost twice as high as usual this year (close to $10,000 [see page 32] versus $4,500 in past years).
Douchebag essentially steals $1,500 from City on his way out the door.
Well it turns out that BOTH Finley AND Ward felt the need to go this year – even though they were both resigning/retiring just days after the event. The cost to attend this moronic junket was $400 per person this year – and another $1,100 per person for hotels.
I have taken shits upon the TML Conference in the past and will continue to do so. I’m sure Finley will tell you he learned a lot at those things over the last 12 years, attending seminars like “How to Blow $93,000 on Your A/V System And Get Away With It,” “How To Waste $7.5 Million on an Empty Business Park Goat Pasture!” and “Pissing Away Millions On A New City Council Chamber!“
The kicker: the TML Conference is always held on weekdays only (Wednesday, Thursday and Friday) so that hard-working parasites like Ryan Ward don’t waste a weekend on that bullshit, but get to miss “work” back in Lampasas for it. What a deal!!
Hopefully, he gets fired from his new job in Santa Fe for being an utter incompetent scumbag.
For those interested, the expense document can be downloaded here…
Of course, you could argue that it doesn’t really matter how much money you have when your candidate and your ideas suck so badly. Kamabla blew over a BILLION DOLLARS and still got her ass kicked hard.
Then, as icing on the cake, she fucked over all her workers. BAHAHAHAHAHA.
You mean like Kamabla did? The moron you voted for?? LOL!!
Local commie Clayton Tucker is STILL losing sleep over that fact that Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are worth hundreds of billions of dollars. Envy will do that to you. Personally, I don’t give a shit how many billions they have as long as they earned it freely and didn’t steal it from the taxpayer.
[Of course, Musk has most definitely stolen tens of billions in subsidies from the taxpayer, but Comrade Clayton didn’t care about that 4 years ago when he thought Musk was saving the planet with electric fagmobiles. Now that Musk is with Trump, Comrade Clayton had an awakening, apparently.]
Comrade Clayton DREAMS of a society where EVERYONE IS EXACTLY EQUAL! EVERYONE gets free food, a free house, free surgeries and a “dignified” wage no matter how lazy, useless or stupid they may be…
As usual, Comrade Clayton’s math is wildly incorrect. The three richest guys in America are worth about $600 billion. The total wealth of the United States citizens is roughly $140 TRILLION. So the top three guys actually own about one half of one percent of the nation’s wealth.
Last I checked, 0.5% is not even close to 50%. In fact, it is off by a factor of 100x. But we already knew that Clayton Tucker is a fucking moron marinating in envy who can’t bother to get his facts straight. Nothing new there.
Of course, such commie Utopias already exist. They are called Cuba, Venezuela and North Korea. Everyone is equally miserable there and they were ALL promised the exact same free shit Comrade Clayton demands by various “revolutionary” morons like Castro and Maduro. It always ends the same way: total disaster, privation and starvation.
Let’s see some recent headlines from Cuba….
Or maybe one about socialized medicine in the U.K.
Whoops.
Tell you what, Comrade. I’ll buy you a FIRST CLASS plane ticket to Havanathis week if you promise to stay down there for a full year. Deal? Why not? They have ‘free’ medical care and ‘free’ education down there. ‘Free’ housing too – you’ll just have to share it with 20 other poor saps and it’s falling down around your ears…but it’s FREE!! I can’t wait to watch you inform them all how awesome communism is! They will beat you to a pulp in the first three days. Win/win for everyone!!
If nothing else, Comrade Clayton is a perpetual motion irony machine….
So he posted this tripe this on Twitter, which is owned by the richest guy on earth and whose owner helped get Trump elected. Comrade Clayton has intimated more than a few times recently that Trump is Hitler. So indirectly, Comrade Clayton’s patronage of Twitter has helped enable “Hitler” to come back to power…
He also posts on Facebook – another multi-trillion corporation owned by the third richest person in the world.
Comrade Clayton also has Apple AirPods jammed in his ears 90% of the time, wears an Apple iWatch and uses an iPhone and a Mac. Apple is a nearly $4 TRILLION DOLLAR corporation. I’m guessing Comrade Clayton is into them for many thousands of dollars in equipment and subscriptions. Why not buy Dell computer stuff, a Texas corporation??
He buys his coffee at Starbucks (market cap of $104 billion) instead of Alamo or Mojo, both of which are about 3 blocks from mom’s house where he resides….
Corporations churn out incredible electronics like 80-inch TVs for $700 – something that would have cost $100,000 a few decades ago. Corporations efficiently allocate hundreds of billions of dollars of resources to explore for and refine energy so we can all enjoy high standards of living.
Without corporations, we’d all be living in caves and throwing spears at zebras.
Are some corporations too big for their britches and in bed with Comrade Clayton’s beloved Big Government to the detriment of all of us? Absolutely. Mostly they are all the left-wing corporate cunts like Google, Facebook and other Big Tech scumbags who censored, banned and deplatformed those of us on the Right who questioned the Covid bullshit. So yeah, you can go ahead and break those fuckers up tomorrow, if you want. I’d love to see it.
But MOST corporations? They have made life immeasurably better for 99% of humanity.
I hear early reports all over Twitter that the shooter may identify as trans.
The left will be quick to use this to destroy the Second Amendment. They’ll blame Republicans. Of course, they forget that in the 1950sd you could buy a gun from a Sears catalogue and almost all rural boys traveled with guns in their trucks – but there were ZERO school shootings. I wonder that changed?
Reminder to everyone that school shootings are not a gun issue but rather a mental health issue.
These poor kids are put on all sorts of hormones and chemicals their bodies and minds can’t handle. This is sad – and preventable.
See the pattern?
You wanna call yourself a female, you wanna wear a dress, tuck back your sack.
Be my guest. But don’t do it with kids.
But when you start shoving the narrative down everyone’s throats, force people to defy accepted science and commits acts of violence, you lose the argument.
Biden calling for more gun control after pardoning his own son for gun crimes: is there any bigger piece of shit than Joe Biden? And by the transitive property, those who “elected” him?
George Stephanopoulos, who built his career covering up his boss Bill Clinton’s sexual abuses, just had to issue a humiliating apology to Trump and cost his network ABC $15 million as part of a settlement for falsely claiming Trump is a rapist.
Let that be a lesson that the propagandist media won’t get away with defamation, slander, and libel anymore like they have for years. Next it’s time to empty out the pockets of the heifers on The View.
ABC and George quickly settled like pussies to avoid discovery. Hopefully they go after many more slanderous shitlibs like Harry Sisson, the Krassenstein morons and CNN.
OH – and they have to apologize on air. BAHAHAHAHA. WINNING!!
ABC has removed the midget’s social media privileges…
🚨 #BREAKING: ABC must pay Trump $15 million, settles out of defamation lawsuit and will publicly apologize to Trump – Fox
Top anchor George Stephanopoulos had claimed Trump was "liable for r*aping" E. Jean Carroll, prompting Trump to bring the lawsuit. That statement was false.… pic.twitter.com/YlyGH4aQkA
Can we talk about the Trump Presidential Library? I envision a Hall of Tweets where all the bangers are displayed digitally in a giant hall and they change out periodically. You will be able to dial up your favorites and have them instantly printed on shirts, stickers, mugs, posters etc., to be picked up in the gift shop.
Stephanopoulos should get a special plaque by the men’s bathroom.
Here is a fresh list for 2025. Pelosi now at the top of the list thanks to a fractured hip. McConnell not far behind.
Paul Wellstone – dead in 2002 (plane crash, age 58 – THAT was a gift!)
Ted Kennedy – dead in 2009. I remember dozens of people texting me at 6am to tell me this. They all knew how much I hated this scumbag. I stood outside the bar that morning and waited for it to open to celebrate.
John McCain – dead in 2018 (I had a loooong nine-year wait after Ted). I heard about that brain tumor while driving on I-35 and literally WHOOPED in joy. Huge piece of shit.
Sheila Jackson Lee – Dead at 74 after badmouthing Trump. July 19, 2024.
Nancy Pelosi – 85 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 16-13-1 (fractured hip)
Mitch McConnell – 83 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 5-1 (constant glitching)
Maxine Waters – 86 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 10-1
Rosa DeLauro – 82 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 18-1
Bernie Sanders – 83 years old. Odds of dying next year 9-1
John Kerry – 81 years old. Odds of dying in next year: 12-1
Dick “Dirtbag” Durbin – 80 years old. Odds of dying: 15-1
Ed Markey – 78 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 19-1
Chuck Schumer – 74 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 30-1
Hillary Clinton – 77 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 35-1
Sherrod Brown – 72 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 40-1
Alexandria Ocrazio-Cortex – 35 years old. Yeah, a 980-1 longshot but one can always dream of her getting Wellstoned.
Oh shit yeah. Look at those bad boys. Here we have a REAL rancher selling a mountain of meat for other men to consume so they can wake up every day and build houses, lift weights, impregnate their wives and otherwise dominate their surroundings:
I mean, the guy’s name is FARMER. I don’t know this guy, but I guarantee you with a name like Matt Farmer, he is bad ass. The kind of guy you can drink beer with. The kind of guy you can hide a shitlib corpse with and not worry about it. Would not shock me one bit if he was somehow related to Rickie Roy.
Straight from the field to the butcher to your biceps. No “Big Ag” bogeymen to whine about like a pussy. Just taking matters into his own hands and providing steaks and hamburgers to other men. Didn’t even need to waste time on a shitty, half-assed website. He wisely did NOT reinvent the wheel and just posted on Facebook. That’s what men do.
On the other side of the man spectrum, you have some make-believe rancher douche who pulls a thorn from his pet donkey and writes a story about it complete with photos….
“How I Spent My Entire Day” by Clayton Tucker, QRG.
Newsflash: I pull sandspurs from my dog’s paw about five times a day. You are a glorified pet sitter, you clown.
Once again, I bring you a sing-along. Lyrics are below the YouTube embed.
On the first day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the second day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the third day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the fourth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the fifth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,
FIVE DING-A-LINGS!
Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim men, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the sixth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who live with mom-mee!
On the seventh day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, seven million wa$ted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the eighth day of Christmas (this is starting to get difficult!) Lampasas gave to me, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six crippled gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
There ARE no buzzards in Texas
On the ninth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me NINE years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the tenth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, TEN grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, ELEVEN years of nerf job, ten grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
Hired in 2012 for $94,500
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, TWELVE unbuilt houses, eleven years of Nerf job, ten grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!
