Socialist Chairman Of Lampasas Democrat Party Clayton Tucker Caught Lying About School Lunch Donations. Here’s How To Do It, You Moron.

A few days ago, local socialist bottom feeder Clayton Tucker wrote a Substack piece filled with rambling falsehoods, illogical statements, and outright lies. Here is just one little sample of all the nonsense he spewed:

I know that in Lampasas ISD, a small and rural district, we had about $5,000-7,000 the last time we checked. Under my direction, the Lampasas County Democratic Party offered to pay off a sizable chunk of the debt, but the ISD sadly refused to accept our check. They called it “unfair” to pay off only some but not all, which, in our opinion, is like saying if I can’t get a flu shot, then I don’t want any medical treatment at all.

Naturally, I immediately emailed Chane Rascoe, Taylor Wood and several others. None of them bothered to respond – remember that fact as Rascoe gets his salary and benefits package worth nearly a quarter of a million dollars per year from the taxpayers. I’m kind of left wondering what the hell he does all day.

But some more digging yielded some answers from another LISD insider. Guess what? There is a page on the LISD website where you can make donations to fund non-specific students.

https://payments.efundsforschools.com/v3/districts/56172/add-to-cart/7MQZHMKMR2zQ%7C4jxzhT898B4x%7Cgeneral-item

I also called the school nutritionist, and her response was:

“Ummm…nobody from the Lampasas Democrats has ever contacted us about paying down student lunch debt, that I know of. So I don’t know what he’s talking about. He can call the Administration Office at 512 556-6224 and talk to Taylor Wood. We would NEVER turn down donations for school lunch debt. There’s also a web page.”

So the question is: is Comrade Clayton just stupid and could not figure this out? I dug it out with about 15 minutes of effort. Is Comrade Clayton lazy and couldn’t be bothered to try very hard to find this? We know from the last four years of blog evidence that he is most DEFINITELY lazy. Or is he just a lying sack of shit and he never even tried to donate anything – and we KNOW he is a liar, since he has been caught dozens of times making up complete bullshit about his work experience and major facts about his life.

I’m gonna go with “Clayton Tucker is a lazy, stupid liar” and got caught once again. What a complete embarrassment for the Lampasas Democrat Party. Once again, your chairman is caught in a bald-faced lie. Every single member of the Lampasas Democrats should be ashamed they were just publicly humiliated like this.

But you have a chance to redeem yourself, douche bag! You can get on that site today and donate a “sizeable chunk” to the outstanding balance. Now, what constitutes a “sizeable chunk” of money to a boy who still lives with mom at age 34, I surely couldn’t tell you. Maybe $100.

It’s going to be hilarious in a year or two when Comrade Clayton runs for Ag Commissioner and his opponent (who will have been fed dozens of pages of ammo by me) declares: “my opponent Clayton Tucker, an avowed socialist, was too stupid and lazy to figure out how to donate money to the local school lunch program! And he thinks he can run the Texas Ag Commission?? He’s just a low-down, lying, cotton-pickin, squirrel-shootin son-of-a-bitch!!!”

P.S. Even if we go with the high end of Comrade Clayton’s student lunch debt estimate range ($7,000) that works out to approximately $2 per student in the LISD. Not exactly a screaming crisis. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if the debt was ALWAYS around $7,000 because it is revolving debt, like my credit card. I pay it off every month but there is almost always a $3000 balance on there averaged over time.

P.P.S. Clayton Tucker has no children, will never have any children and does not pay property taxes. So I cannot fathom why he gets so worked up about the finances of the local school district. He may as well live on Mars, as far as the school district is concerned. He’s a mosquito. A fat, doughy, lazy, stupid, socialist mosquito.

Speaking Of Business Parks…

Hey, I have a good one!

Remember that time, like three or four years ago, when Martin’s Rod and Custom convinced the dummies in charge of “economic development” that he was going to build a cigar bar and barber shop and food trucks and a vocational school over there at the ORIGINAL “Business Park”?

Remember how they convinced the City to waste $47,000 on clearing concrete and drawing up legal contracts for an “agreement” that they would ALSO open an RV and Boat Storage Business for a year or two BEFORE they built their Magical City with the cigar bar and distillery and vocational school? Remember that?

Remember how I said from DAY ONE that it was complete and utter ridiculous pipe-dream bullshit that would NEVER EVER happen? Remember that?

Then one day, after zero boats and RVs were ever seen over there for an entire year….the whole thing blew up and everyone pretended like it never happened.

The End.

The next time you chimps feel the urge to set $47,000 on fire, why don’t you just cut me a check for the full amount you are about to waste and get rid of the whole “I make fun of you for 3 years and then get proven 100% right” part? I can promise you I’ll put it to much better use. Maybe I’ll call up Chane Rascoe and tell him I’ll pay 100% of the student school lunch debt that Clayton Tucker lied about trying to pay off.

So after ALL that bullshit, they are right back where they started!

Whose Tears Will I Bask In The Most After Trump Wins? Let Me Make a List…

Without a doubt, the number one clown I will enjoy watching decompensate on November 6th is the dummy kraut Tina Seefeldt of Killeen Texas. She has been nearly HYSTERICAL over the last couple months with non-stop posting of deranged propaganda with her TDS on full display. It’s too bad Trump is only planning on deporting illegal immigrants because Seefeldt would be at the top of my “legal immigrants” deportation list. I’d be down at ICE on November 7th turning her in. She hates America and belongs back in Germany with the other morons.

I cannot wait to watch her tiny pea brain break even more!!

A VERY close second will be Carol Garner Doughty. She is almost as rabid as Seefeldt in her TDS and retardation. She’s the one who demanded Tucker Carlson be arrested for something or other. She switched from “Biden is a genius” to “Kamala is a genius” faster than a rabbit gets fucked. Her tiny mind is made for absorbing government propaganda. She fell for every single hoax the media pushed on her. She is the ultimate NPC moron. I plan on sending her a Christmas card with Trump’s face on it.

It will be a pleasure to watch that shriveled, sneering head explode in rage

Bruce Haywood. Bruce is still waiting for Trump to go to jail for selling classified documents to the Russians. Read that again. Yes, he actually still believes that. Bruce will be waiting a very long time.

Others I will enjoy watching break down: Jasmine Crockett, Rob Reiner, Mark Cuban, Cher, Bryan Cranston, Robert DeNiro, Liz Cheney, Adam Kinzinger.

Clayton Tucker? No. As I wrote before, he will be totally unfazed by this massive loss. The race was over the minute Comrade Clayton put on that stupid Waltz camo hat, because every campaign he touches turns to shit: Julie Oliver, Chris Perri, Roland Gutierrez, his own (3x), Robert Francis O’Rourke, Kristi Lara, etc, etc.

A Trump win will also not affect his real life one way or another: he does not own a real small business, he does not really pay real taxes, he lives with mom, so rent inflation/deflation is foreign to him, etc. He will just coast merrily along promoting socialism and trying to wreck Texas as best he can.

Actually, if Trump can do away with the evil and confiscatory estate taxes, Comrade Clayton stands to gain BIGLY, because that appears to be his entire career plan: wait until grandma dies and inherit a bunch of stuff. Then do the same when his own parents die. So in actuality, Comrade Clayton WILL benefit bigly from a Trump presidency. He’ll just never admit it.

Instead, he’s busy campaigning for Kamala so his grandma can get “free” home health care as part of Medicare. I got news for you buddy: she’ll be long dead before that ever happens. As usual, Comrade Clayton is drilling a dry well.

Clayton Tucker Claims He Tried To Get The Lampasas Democrat Party To Pay Off Public School Lunch Debt…But LISD Declined. Attention Teachers!!!

According to Clayton Tucker’s latest Substack post:

I know that in Lampasas ISD, a small and rural district, we had about $5,000-7,000 [in school lunch debt] the last time we checked. Under my direction, the Lampasas County Democratic Party offered to pay off a sizable chunk of the debt, but the ISD sadly refused to accept our check. They called it “unfair” to pay off only some but not all, which, in our opinion, is like saying if I can’t get a flu shot, then I don’t want any medical treatment at all. 

First of all, the flu shot analogy is retarded and doesn’t work at all. Additionally, shitlibs like Comrade Clayton actually DID say that very thing back in 2021 when they said “if you don’t get the Covid vaccine, you shouldn’t be admitted to a hospital for anything else,” you absolute moron.

BUT, putting that aside: what does our good “Doctor” Chane Rascoe say about this?!? Did the Lampasas Democrats offer to pay off a “sizable chunk” and get declined because it was “only partial payment”? How big was the “sizable chunk”? Why not just pay down every student’s debt in the same proportion?

For instance, if the Lampasas Socialists…I’m sorry Democrats….offered to pay 30% of the outstanding balance, then when not take it and reduce every kid’s balance by 30%?

This story is awesome because either:

#1 – Comrade Clayton is lying his ass off here (I doubt it because this is too easy to check)

OR

#2 – the good “doctor” Rascoe DID turn down free money, and is thus a complete moron. Seriously, he gets paid $188,000 per year to pull an idiot move like that?!?

Guess we have to email the good doctor and see what he says! All teachers reading this PLEASE forward to other teachers and find out if this is true. Any info can be sent to lampasshole@protonmail.com

I’ll also be emailing the good doctor myself to see what happened here.

P.S. – Trust Fund Tucker, who lives rent-free with mom and thus has close to zero living expenses, actually has over TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS sitting in his retarded Bluebonnet PAC doing absolutely nothing. That money has been sitting there for over a YEAR, at the least. Why not take $7,000 of that money and pay off the LISD school lunch debt if you’re so concerned about it, douchebag?

P.P.S. – Fake rancher Tucker has NEVER donated OR EVEN SOLD AT A DISCOUNT so much as a SINGLE hamburger patty from his “ranch” to the school. In fact, ANOTHER ranch from out of town is currently providing fresh beef to OUR school district! This makes Clayton Tucker look like a complete buffoon with his complaints. Put up or shut up, you absolute clown horn.

Disturbing Info About LEDC Processes Comes To Light. Why Are Proven Idiots Selecting Highly Paid City Employees?? Part III

The third and final disturbing nugget we read about in the Dispatch the other day was also courtesy of LEDC member Sid Ball. Here’s what he said when he was trying to defend the re-appointment of three inbred insiders [Talbert/Monroe/Erwin] who don’t want any scrutiny, competition or accountability. He was trying to convince us of their dedication to the job:

“He added that the incumbents who are up for re-appointment ‘spent five hours the week before interviewing candidates for the EDC Director Job'”

Wait…WHAT?!? You’re telling me that morons like Monroe and Talbert are the ones who get to select the next Economic Development Director?? That is a CITY EMPLOYEE position that pays quite a pile of money (six figures in salary plus benefits). Shouldn’t that be a job for the City Manager and City Council?

The LEDC board are a bunch of volunteers who are appointed by City council (supposedly, but clearly not really). They have shown themselves to be inept at just about everything and have ZERO skin in this game. And you’re telling me THEY are the ones picking out the next EDD? That is completely insane.

Has this always been the case?? Did they also select Stacy Ybarra? Because they really did a bang-up job there, didn’t they? She was here 18 months and accomplished absolutely nothing before she “resigned.” What a fucking joke.

Here is the graveyard of EDD recently:

Cherry Hargrove (2010? – June 26, 2013)

Kathi Masonheimer (March 2014 – 2017)

Mandy Walsh (Feb 13, 2017 – Oct 5, 2022)

Stacy Ybarra (Jan 2023 – June 2024)

Gee, who WILL the LEDC pick next? Maybe they’ll pick TJ Monroe – who just got booted from their little club, LOL. Now THAT would be hilarious.

Reminder: in 2014, Kathi Masonheimer told us that all they needed was to run utilities to the business park and they’d be on easy street. Which they spent millions doing. That was 10.5 years ago!

“We get at least a lead a week from the governor’s office, and every one of the prospective companies want land with infrastructure already in place,” the new Lampasas official said. “Having available land with infrastructure makes it so much easier to attract those primary job manufacturing businesses.

Yes, they get a “lead every week” from the governor’s office! Whatever happened to that line of bullshit? Guess I was right all along that it was a crock of shit, because NOW they are hiring a broker to try and get someone into their $7.5 million dollar Business Pork Project.

The new rumors are that Saint Talbert, Patron Saint of the Dimwitted HERSELF has a viable company ready to move in there soon. I cannot wait!!

Disturbing Info About LEDC Processes Comes To Light. LEDC Lies About Applicant Process Leads To Inbred, Insulated Clique. Part II

There was another “fact” brought up by some LEDC board members on Monday that turns out to be 100% false upon closer inspection (thank you Dispatch!!).

As they stammered and yammered last Monday and tried to explain how the selection process got so fucked up, LEDC member Roland Schaub said “I don’t remember there being an overabundance of applicants like there was this time around.”

The implication being that “it’s not our fault! We were just overwhelmed by this freak event. We’d just LOVE to give all the applicants a fair shake! There’s no favoritism here!”

Yeah right.

Apparently he has a VERY short memory. Because just the very last time we went through this (2022) there were no less than FIVE applicants. Amazing! I even wrote about it and LISTED EVERY CANDIDATE! You can find them on pages 16 through 29 of the council packets from two years ago.

You know who the LEDC board ended up selecting of those five applicants? None of them! Instead, they plucked Fin Erwin out of obscurity. Well, not exactly obscurity –he’s Misti Talbert’s brother-in-law! What are the odds??

They did the EXACT SAME THING in 2021 when they plucked Ryan Shahan from obscurity over five other people who actually bothered to apply when Shahan didn’t. Oddly, Shahan is the president of the very bank the LEDC borrowed millions from. Are you seeing a pattern here yet?

Multiple times we have seen Lampasas citizens go through the trouble of applying to volunteer on this board. Multiple times we have seen them all IGNORED in favor of nepotism and inside connections. And multiple times City council looked the other way because the SAME PEOPLE (Talbert, Monroe, et al) were sitting on council and the LEDC board simultaneously.

So for the LEDC members to stand up there and act surprised that anyone should DARE to suggest they are an inbred, self-interested, insulated, unaccountable clique is extremely laughable.

The only reason things are blowing up THIS time is that the makeup of City council has changed! Before, we had Misti Talbert herself as well as TJ Monroe sitting on City council while ALSO serving on the very board they were supposed to overlook. I wrote MULTIPLE times that this is a huge conflict of interest over THREE YEARS AGO!

Now that there are some new guys on City council, the LEDC is being looked into and questioned a little bit, and boy they do not like it ONE BIT.

Part III coming soon.

Disturbing Info About LEDC Processes Comes To Light. Porkchop Kuehne Strikes Again. Part I

I’m not sure I’ve ever given a proper shout out to The Lampasas Dispatch Record, but I should have done so before now. Their archives alone are worth the price of admission. Do I need to find out when Misti Talbert came up with the stupid idea of hiring an ACM? Go to the archives. Do I need to find the exact month Misti Talbert handed $72,000 in tax dollars to Deorald Finney, her new buddy on the LEDC? Go to the archives. Do I need to find out how many years Misti Talbert has been on the LEDC fucking things up? You got it: archive!

But their reporting is great, as well. Today’s front-page story has some AMAZING nuggets that I plan to repackage in my own blunt, expletive-laced manner. I’ll cut through the niceties and explain who the retards are.

Three things jumped out at me that were quite jarring. The first is not super shocking, as it involved Cathy “Porkchop” Kuehne using her usual convoluted “logic” to make more bad decisions on City council. I swear, you get rid of almost all the chicks on City council and the ONE that is left still manages to make enough irrational and retarded decisions to put more than enough flies in the ointment.

We found out today from The Dispatch that behind the scenes of the big LEDC re-appointment vote this week, Kuehne was ALL in favor of keeping the current three members: Talbert, Monroe and Erwin. Unsurprising since she, Talbert and Monroe are all big butthole buddies who have joined together many times in the past on City council to make more than a few financially ruinous decisions.

Her ‘logic’ was thus:

We did “consider” them…and found them lacking. So get some new blood, moron.

Let me rephrase that to make it more clear:I think that no matter how shitty someone is at their job, no matter how many years and YEARS (10 for Talbert and 12 for Monroe) they have had to accomplish something and yet accomplished nothing, we should let them stay there as long as they want because they really, really want to stay there and fuck up some more.”

Is that about right? I think it is. Spoken like a true imbecile. This is the same woman who thought she was a hero for risking Covid every day as a teacher – the same Covid that she mistook for allergies. Sounds dangerous! Thank goodness she doesn’t teach a REAL subject like math or science.

Remember: the LEDC isn’t the library board deciding which magazines to subscribe to. The LEDC skims nearly $10,000 per WEEK in sales tax money and has wasted WAY over $7 MILLION dollars JUST on their failed Business Pork project. The LEDC handles LOTS of money and cannot be left to a bunch of chimpanzees and chowderheads.

Porkchop’s ‘logic’ reminds me of Christmas Vacation when Chevy Chase spent days putting 50,000 imported Italian twinkle lights on his house and they didn’t work. His drunk mother-in-law laughs at his failure and says “what a silly waste of resources.” Then Juliette Lewis says “but he worked REAL HARD grandma.” To which her grandfather says: “so do washing machines.

ZING!

I can just picture Porkchop making her case to the rest of City council trying to justify the 12 years of failure and millions down the toilet: BUT THEY WORKED REALLY HARD!

Part II coming soon…

Socialist Pussy Cries Over Conservatives Trying To Level Playing Field.

Whaaaahhh! $220 million! Whhaaaah!!!

How many billions has Soros and his creepy homo son handed to the Marxist left? Countless.

Funny, I didn’t hear a single complaint when Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala. Taylor is a billionaire AND has close to 100 million followers. What is the value of free advertising and endorsing to 100 million idiot followers? Oprah is also a billionaire – and SHE has 50 million followers who were told to vote for Kamala as well. This is ALL free advertising and is worth MANY hundreds of millions.

Now add in all the celebrities, the late night douchebags like Colbert and Kimmel, the movie stars, the singers – all multi-multi millionaires with influence and Twitter followers. They have ALL bashed Trump and sucked off Kamala for month after month. For free. That’s worth even MORE millions of dollars in free advertising.

Now add in that cocksucker Zuckerberg who not only handed $400 million to “run the election” in 2020 but who also ADMITTED he censored information (Hunter laptop story, anti-Kamala posts) on Facebook (three BILLION users)….

Google (8 BILLION searches per DAY) has been caught more times than I can count altering search results – which is MORE election interference and hundreds of millions in value to the left.

Oh, and 60 Minutes was also caught altering their Kamala interview to put her in a more favorable light – how many millions of dollars of election interference is THAT worth?

Fuck you Bernie Sanders. And fuck you Clayton Tucker. The field is still MASSIVELY tilted in favor of the far left scumbags and you are whining about $220 million dollars? You have spent the last THREE MONTHS bragging about how Kamala has WAY more money than Donald Trump and she’s STILL getting her ass kicked.

Suck a bag of dicks, both of you.

We Are About To See The Greatest Mental Health Crisis In The History Of The U.S.

Did everyone see the national car crash last night on Fox TV? The one where Kumswalla Harris butchered herself for all to see? It happened at the very same time local socialist Comrade Clayton was on a Zoom call naming his baby goat “Doug” after Kumswalla’s cuck of a husband. I kid you not. It’s all just too perfect.

Trump then took to social media to troll Kumswalla further. According to insiders, they have never seen her so livid as she was after that botched interview on Fox…

The re-election of Donald Trump in a few weeks will trigger the psychological collapse of the far-left Democrat Party. Perpetually angry, post-menopausal cat ladies are going to absolutely lose their minds – along with the 20-something, obese, purple-haired nose ring class.

Plus Bruce Haywood.

Two years ago, Bruce was CONVINCED Trump was going to jail yet again. I laughed at it then. I laugh at it now.

Not only is he not going to jail, Bruce will be calling him “Mister President” in the very near future. This may finally put Bruce in an early grave.

The re-election of Trump will cause a major meltdown in the cat lady class like you have never seen before. Better pre-order all your TDS meds NOW, ladies.

These are the women coming out in droves to support Kamala Harris based purely on her gender and skin color.  They are the same women that supported Hillary Clinton in 2016 simply because they wanted a woman president and they didn’t care who it was.  And generally speaking it is these kinds of women that use shaming tactics as a means to control the people around them.  Their only source of power in life is to henpeck others into submission. Exhibited here:

Carol’s wallet knows all about being henpecked. He STILL wears a fucking mask!

I bet Jeff, Tim Walz and Doug Emhoff would have fun staying home together and trying on their wife’s panties while the wives went out and got gangbanged by JD Vance.

This “white guy for Harris” would probably pay money to sit in the corner and watch…

The meltdown you are about to see will make the shit the Antifa goons did a few years ago look like a walk in the park.

I think what I’m looking forward to most is all the shitlibs who swore they’d leave the country if Trump wins pack their bags. Eminem, Streisand, Whoopi Shitburger, Mylie Cyrus, Amy Schumer and every other retard in California. Samuel L Jackson can even “move his black ass to South Africa.” Moron.