Author: admin

Mercer-naries Still Stirring Pot. Making Desperate Attempts To Push Crappy Panda.

[Editor note: I’m aware a lot of my images are not lining up in the center of the page despite being labeled as centered on my editor. Driving me nuts as some stay centered and others randomly align left – and it looks like shit, I’m aware. Reading all this on a smartphone instead of desktop helps. Working on a fix. Sorry. It takes a ton of time to root out shit like this and I’m illiterate with this software.]

Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Most people are sick of hearing about Pandas and Wongs. They are content to just watch this place fail by next Valentine’s Day. But not the hard-core Mercer-naries and apologists who are splattering desperately enthusiastic reviews all over LCBN…

Nobody cares

There were multiple postings like this. A very desperate attempt to bail out the sinking ship. The worst part is that after all this nonsense, now I’m going to have to go in there, look around and very publicly turn my nose up at “this Chinese rat food” and walk out of there making a scene. After using their toilet to take my saved-up-for-three-days morning dump, of course.

Because that’s how I doos it.

Anyhow, this nutjob Mercer-nary is REALLY angry!

He truly helps the community? How, exactly? I know he was on the board of directors for Boys and Girls Club when they wildly overpaid about $150,000 for a new playground set that looked like it should have cost half that. Makes me wonder if he was lining his own pockets. I also know he was accused of wage theft and Lonestar Social Services was shut down for “financial irregularities” – despite Lonestar taking $325,000 of taxpayer monies during Covid and never paying it back.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hF6ZMh-86h0%3Fsi%3DdfWTEXXCcKJM2_dC

Of course, this same woman was also singing the praises of Heritage Funeral Home last August – right about the time the entire Lonestar thing blew up. That would be the same Heritage that was listed to be foreclosed upon three days ago but was mysteriously cancelled “due to weather.”

Want more dirt? I got it.

I have it on solid authority that Happy Panda made a VERY concerted effort to poach the main cook from Putter & Gutters recently. Apparently he laughed in their face and told Panda they couldn’t afford him. I wonder how long it will take for Fulton to tire of being in the Panda kitchen non-stop to keep things running? Methinks Fulton doesn’t have the first clue about the dedication it takes to run a restaurant. It’s not like your other 37 shell companies you stick your name on and run some possibly weird financial scams with.

My over/under on Panda shutdown is February 2025. I only give it that long because now that this whole place has become a spectacle, Fulton/Mercer ego will not allow it to shut anytime soon – even if it is a financial disaster. I guess they could always “funnel” some money from an adoption agency or something!

In other unrelated restaurant news: rumor is Eve’s Cafe will be re-opening with a new owner. Think LBM.

Also Country Kitchen is supposedly changing hands…and will be taken over by a well-known restauranteur in town.

P.S. – I’m STILL waiting for those police arrests of Wong for all his “perverted” behavior! Mercer promised we will all be enlightened soon! Any day now! Just you wait! The truth will soon be revealed!!

April Sales Tax Receipts – Lampasas Resumes Downward Spiral. DOWN 6.35% YOY

After a massive and inexplicable 19% RISE last month, this month sees the downward trend resume. See row 585 as always.

LAST April, we saw a +8.7% – which was the last positive print of 2023 before we took a nosedive. That doesn’t bode well for the next 6 months or so.

The state of Texas as a whole was barely positive at +0.32%

Sales tax receipts YTD are now basically flat (at -.025%) compared to this point last year – at $1.23 million.

How did other cities fare?

Burnet: Barely positive at+1.6%

Marble Falls: DOWN 6.18% – similar to Lampasas

Dallas: UP 4% – well above the state as a whole.

Austin: UP 9% – must be all those stupid Palestinian keffiyehs the UT students are buying by the thousands for their protests. Or perhaps the cops buying tear gas.

London Has Already Fallen. Will We Learn From UK, Ireland, Canada and Germany Being Overrun By Muslims?

Pathetic and disgusting. UK sits by and gets cucked.

London Mayor Khan is buying up 20,000 homes in London for only Muslims This will be paid for by the British Taxpayers in Housing Benefits and funds will then be paid into his “Muslim funding account.”

Netherlands and Canada too….

Stick Your Reparations In Your Ear.

Read any book about Africa in the 19th century and you’ll be struck by how silly and false the modern western conception of slavery is. The people who were primarily pillaging Africa for slaves were Arabs.

The most wonderful illusion is in the idea that Europeans were rounding people up and stealing them from their homeland. They didn’t have to. Their own people did the dirty work and sold them at ports. Africa betrayed Africans.

The Arab slave trade was kept alive by African tribes slaughtering, subjugating, and selling each other into slavery. Europeans were late to the party, and the first to leave. Yet they take 100 percent of the blame these days. It’s totally absurd. The Arabs castrated their African slaves by the millions.

Arabs invented the slave trade. Before that, it was a “capture, then enslave” kind of thing, from battles. Then Arab Muslims thought of capturing people just because and selling them into slavery. Africa thought: “we have lots of people, let’s capture them and sell them.”

[In total about 12 million Africans were forcibly embarked and because of the high mortality aboard, about 10 million slaves were disembarked in: Brazil (45%), the British, French, Dutch, and Danish Caribbean (37%), Spanish America (11 %) and North America (4%) – yes you read that right: North America was FOUR PERCENT.]

The Barbary pirates (Muslims, btw) had millions of white slaves just a few centuries ago, but we’re not allowed to even mention this fact for some reason. Thomas Jefferson asked the Muslims why they attacked American ships and take prisoners as slaves. They said Allah demanded it. Hence the Barbary wars and the USMC Hymn “to the shores of Tripoli“

Early towel heads.

There were between 1-2 million European whites enslaved, men, women, and children, from as far as Ireland and Scandinavia. In fact, these fuckers basically captured an ENTIRE IRISH VILLAGE called Baltimore. There’s even a book about it. As someone who is 35% Irish, I demand some reparations from those Muslim bastards. See how completely retarded that sounds?!

But learning this would require minorities to be honest about their ancestors (and technological superiority of the West). It is much easier for them to believe Africa was Wakanda, a land that invented everything, yet somehow was subjugated by Whitey!

Deluded LibKraut Christine Seefeldt Says There Is No Inflation…Then Blames Greedy Corporations.

When it comes to confused libtards who cannot make up their minds and contradict themselves repeatedly, only one person gives Bruce Haywood a run for his money…and that is America-hating German transplant Christine Seefeldt. As you can see, stupid oozes from her ears…

She assured us back in March there was NO inflation! It was all in your head and your inability to do basic math! Because Biden is awesome and he’d NEVER cause massive inflation with his moronic policies!

But even the dummykraut couldn’t ignore it forever. So five weeks later, she does what every libshit does when prices go up: blame “greedy corporations”!

I have to say. It IS quite interesting how every company on earth waited until January of 2021 to realize they could raise prices and express their greed simultaneously.

Hilariously, the very day Seefeldt posted this, Starbucks came out with earnings that were absolutely atrocious and the stock was smacked for a 16% loss. Weird! It’s almost like if you offer a shitty product at a high price, people just stop buying it! Which is why the FREE MARKET rules!

Here is a thought: if you are crying over the price of a $10 Starbucks coffee or a $1300 iPhone, then DON’T BUY IT! Moron. There are plenty of alternatives out there, thanks to the FREE MARKET.

But no, instead you have libshits like Seefeldt or Clayton Tucker sipping on a Starbucks, typing into her $1,300 iPhone and posting on Facebook – whose CEO is a scumbag in bed with Big Government and who is worth $162 billion dollars – about how greedy those very corporations are.

Then again, I don’t expect much from an old bat whose only smart move in her entire life was spreading her legs for an American soldier in Germany so she could hitch a free wife-ride to America – the greatest nation on earth.

Say that reminds me…let’s check in over in Germany and see how things are going with their plan to import millions of third-world scum. Seefeldt always brags about how great the Germans are for doing this. She never misses a chance to shit on America and tell us how awesome Germany is. Germany is SO awesome, that she chooses not to live there!

Yeah – it’s easy to pay for lots of welfare when the U.S. pays for your defense!.. Beeotch!

How are those 1.1 million dirtbags working out for you?

In typical German fashion, if you point this out, you get fined and/or arrested for “hate crimes” over there. Nobody Nazis like the Germans!

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, frau Seefeldt: LUTSCHE MEIN SCHWANZ!!!

Foreign Migrants Account For Nearly 6 In 10 Violent Crime Suspects In Germany

How Long Before Greentards Blame Recent Rains and Flooding On “Global Warming”?

We all know the drill by now. When there is a quiet hurricane season, it’s because of global warming. Busy hurricane season? DEFINITELY global warming!

Polar vortex? Global warming. Cold weather? Global warming. No, seriously.

No snow? Lots of snow? Windy? Cloudy? Can’t get your dick hard anymore? Global warming.

I give Comrade Clayton the fake rancher six days before he posts something about the floods being “proof” somehow of global warming.

I feel absolutely awful for all the REAL ranchers out there. I can’t believe the destruction I’ve seen on social media. Cows in trees. $40,000 of hay washed into oblivion. Just brutal. Especially after the last few years of drought has already made their lives miserable.

There is ONE (fake) rancher I will NOT feel sorry for. That is local communist Clayton Tucker. I hope everything he has is under two feet of water and/or permanently destroyed.

That may sound quite cruel, but he has spent the last 4 or 5 years running around lying about being a rancher and farmer. Essentially enjoying the “cachet” or prestige of being a salt-of-the-earth hardworking man without any of the actual work or stress of running a business or a ranch.

Dummy forgets his previous lies about being a rancher for the 17th time.

I view it like stolen valor. Like that asshole Blumenthal (Democrat, of course) who lied about serving in Vietnam. Trying to steal admiration and honor without any sacrifices. So I REALLY hope Comrade Clayton gets fucked in the ass as a karmic payback.

Seeing something he loves get destroyed will also give him a taste of what asshole commies like him and his friends have done to America recently.

Fake Rancher/Farmer Clayton Tucker Apparently Unaware We Have Had The FDA For Over 100 Years.

Rarely does a week go by where local communist (and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrat Party) Clayton Tucker doesn’t blame the free market for all that is wrong in his life and the United States. He’s back at it again with the nutritional labels of oatmeal….

This was already debunked as TikTok bullshit

He hates our “Americanized shitty cereal” so much that he donated some to the local mission last year….

Of course, his moronic “facts” in that photo came from TikTok and are completely false:

Lying about food standards in America for views

One of his readers even pointed it out. That happens a lot, but NEVER results in him taking down the “misinformation” he is spewing.

Of course, I would never scream “misinformation” and demand censoring or de-platforming like left-wing cunts do. I just point out how they are 100% wrong, show my work, and move on. THAT is how you arrive at truth. NOT by censoring everyone and then calling it a bullshit term like “disinformation. Right Potato Head?

The first fellow communist – Horacio Martinez – yammers about capitalists “cutting corners” to maximize profits. Um, if they were cutting corners, wouldn’t they be putting LESS additional (and costly) additives and chemicals in the cereal??

A second moron named Annette Krausse is somehow under the impression that there are no regulations on food in the United States.

In fact, the FDA has been around in one form or another for over 100 years. They have 18,000 employees and spent about SEVEN BILLION dollars per year.

Of course, all those billions don’t really matter when you employ morons like Gaylon Amonett on the front lines.

Instead of correcting Annette and informing her that food IS heavily regulated in the U.S. (or admitting that every single thing on that nutritional label must, by definition be FDA approved as safe), the fake rancher and supposed food expert agrees with her: “but for real tho!“

So either the fake rancher Clayton Tucker is deliberately lying to try and score cheap political points OR he is a moron of biblical proportions. Take your pick. I pick #2, as always.

Remember, this is the gal who thinks that all milk has Windex in it and that all cereals have a made-up chemical called “glyophates” in them.

Fulton Fires Back At Haters. Basically Admits To Being A Terrible Businessman. Paints Wong In Unflattering Light

It was only a matter of time before Fulton had to try and plug the many holes in his sinking ship. It’s called damage control. But he couched it as “taking the high road,” of course. The high road apparently involves lots of vague insinuations about a Vietnamese guy who likely has no phone, no social media and no command of the English language – so it’s safe to take a shit on his head to try and save your investment.

To wit:

If people have to tell you how honest they are and how much integrity they have, well…the lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Also, if you are about to toss a bunch of money into a restaurant and some guy is like “hey, this AWESOME restaurant that EVERYONE loves is in trouble or closing down,” or whatever, the FIRST THING that I’d be asking is “why?” Mister Super Businessman with 21 companies under the (now bankrupt) Fulton/Mercer Corp who owns flower shops and funeral homes and exotic pet markets and skin care shit and all that didn’t think to do BASIC due diligence on this whole thing? Makes himself look like a completely incompetent boob.

He continues…

The guy is Asian in the restaurant industry, buddy. If it’s your “lifelong dream” to own a restaurant, you should have known that EVERY Chinese restaurant has a room in back where the entire family lives on mattresses on the floor with about 5 kids. Common knowledge my man.

Outstanding debts? Due diligence again!!

Exhibiting “unacceptable” behavior? Like what? Very vague. Sounds like bullshit. Also, the behavior was “uncharacteristic”? How do you know? You basically just met the guy.

There’s more…

“Disturbing reports surfaced“? Again, very vague and sounds to me like – GASP – gossip! The VERY THING you are complaining about happening to you right now on Facebook! What kind of reports? Police reports? I doubt it. Maybe some “he said/she said” shit? Or maybe just a story you concocted last night when you saw your ship sinking? Impossible to check and thus works in your favor. Very convenient.

“Allegations of misconduct and inappropriate remarks.” Allegations by whom? From when? Is this a “Trump raped me in 1992…or maybe 1995…so did Kavanaugh” kind of bullshit? Sure sounds like it. But what better way to take the heat off yourself for being an asshole than to accuse the other guy of being a misogynist – which is all the rage these days and trumps all else. Very convenient again!

An outburst towards a MINOR employee?! Oh my. You just had to say “minor” to make him look worse, didn’t you. Some moron on Facebook even took the bait and wrote “hey, this guy is creeping on 15-year-olds” which is probably EXACTLY what Fulton wants but not even close to what Fulton actually said. He made one vague accusation of “allegations of misconduct towards woman” and then ANOTHER completely different mention about an “outburst towards a minor.” I doubt any of that was by mistake. Then you get a dipshit Mercer apologist or two to “corroborate” it all with MORE vague b.s. like this:

“Not good at all”! Well, that clears it all up! FYI: Cook-Gass is an employee of Mercer’s – and thus knows where her bread is buttered.

…and next thing you know, everyone thinks he’s some kind of pervert. Which is just the kind of smear that would save Fulton’s ass.

An “outburst towards a minor employee” could be Wong yelling at some dumb shit teenager to get off their phone and get to work. That sure sounds more plausible to me. Funny that Eve Sanchez was a well-known asshole employer/cook as well, but nobody said “boo” about all that, did they?

If you cant handle a little yelling in the kitchen, you are in the wrong business. Quit and go be a fake rancher or something.

Also Mr. Fulton, if you are so concerned about “minors,” why did you basically screw over the foster care system last year?

Former child placement agency shut down after alleged financial irregularities

From all the allegations, sounds like you basically lined your pockets at the expense of kids, no? But now you are the champion of “minors”? LOL. You make me laugh.

Verdict: STILL ON TEAM WONG!!!

P.S. If ANY of the vague innuendo about Wong being a pervert and “doing stuff” to “minors” is true, then why has nobody filed a police report??? There are actual laws against that stuff. Put up or shut up.

Far-Left Radical Crone Carol Garner Doughty FINALLY About To Leave Texas For Massachusetts – She’s Gonna LOVE Drag Queen Story Hour.

After yammering for YEARS about how awful Texas is, far-left crone Carol Garner Doughty and her Stephen Hawking doppelganger are FINALLY packing up their Tesla and moving to Lenox MA.

Affordable housing? So you’ll be selling your Austin mansion for 70% below market value, right??

The BLM-loving moron who claims to ADORE diversity will be living in a small town that is 98.57% white. Just enough black people to clean your house and manicure the rose bushes, right lady?

Airport?! Don’t those things use fossil fuels?!

Carol is going to fit right in up there. Why? Because they are all about insane shit like mentally ill men dressing up like whores and encouraging toddlers to chant ‘Free Palestine’!

Drag Queen Makes Tiny Kids Chant “Free Palestine”

Oh, if only Carol were about 72 years younger. She could join the other horrible, batshit insane moms with toddlers and expose her child to this insanity…

Some people don’t deserve to be parents.

Don’t worry though. Carol managed to mess her daughter up pretty well, considering all this tranny stuff only really got rolling 5 or 6 years ago. Carol’s daughter currently thinks she is a man and also TWO people as she insists on the pronouns “they/them”

‘James’ is just her bull-dyke daughter. No big deal.

Anyways, Carol and Stephen Hawking had some fellow snobs over for a goodbye dinner. I’m sure they spent two hours bashing Trump over lemongrass tea and canapes from Whole Foods. But now it’s time to pack those yoga mats into their NPR-logo carrying bags and hop on a giant, carbon-spewing airplane to start their wonderful new life in libtard Utopia!

I’m sure it is just coincidence that they tolerated the “violent, bloody” state of Texas (and our ZERO state income tax) for all these years while hubby was working and only NOW in retirement will move to Taxachusetts where there IS a nice, big state income tax!

Don’t worry though. I’ll still check in on her once in a while – if only to point out the hypocrisy of them taking 8 or 10 trips a year by airplane while at the same time demanding fossil fuels be outlawed for the little people.

Enjoy the insanity, you shrew!! Good riddance.