Fake Rancher Heads To D.C.

SO much easier to go to Washington D.C and demand free shit than to actually do, like, ranching stuff. Stuff like building a website, raising the animals and getting up before 9:30am.

Training for what? To be a parasite? You’ve got that down cold, lady.

This chick has been a rancher for all of four months, and already crying to the federal government to give him a handout. Where’s that website, buddy? Who’s watching the ‘ranch’? Mom? Grandpa?

STILL no website. STILL no selling of meat. But LOTS of whining.

Here are the enumerated powers of the federal government:

To lay and collect taxes; pay debts and borrow money; regulate commerce; coin money; establish post offices; protect patents and copyrights; establish lower courts; declare war; and raise and support an Army and Navy.

Hmmm. Nope. Nothing in there about “hand out free shit to fake ranchers.” Nothing in there about student loans or free health care either, you total fuck nut.

I hope you meet up with an illegal Haitian or African cultural enricher while you’re in DC. Do us all a favor.

In 2023, D.C. recorded 274 homicides which was a 20-year high. D.C. had the fifth-highest murder rate among the nation’s largest cities.

RINO Scum Rep John Carter Votes AGAINST Amendment To Require Warrant To Spy On Americans In FISA Reauthorization.

My RINO scum Rep Carter does it again! Eyepatch McCain in there too, of course. I sure hope there is a Libertarian on the ballot this November, because there is no way in hell I’ll ever vote for this piece of shit Carter….

Weak-ass sister Debbie Lesko (R-AZ) said she WOULD have voted against FISA reauthorization absent stronger safeguards against warrantless searches on Americans – but she stayed home with the sniffles.

By a tie vote, the amendment to require a warrant to spy on Americans goes down in flames. This is a sad day for America.

RINO scum House Speaker Mike Johnson doesn’t always vote in the House, but he was the tie breaker. He voted against warrants.

Dummy Kraut Christine Seefeldt Tries To School On “Basic Economics.” Instead, Looks Like Complete Ass Hat.

You remember Christine Seefeldt. The idiot Kraut who thinks Germany is awesome and America sucks. But she chooses to live here instead of over there among the third-world trash Germany has imported for the last couple decades.

You can see the stupid oozing out of her ears….

Economics genius.

Anyways, she thinks she’s an expert in “basic economics,” much like other dummy socialists who get it all wrong. I don’t know why she thinks she knows anything. I think her only claim to fame was spreading her legs for an American soldier about 30 years ago and getting a free ride to America as a wife. Other than that, she is a useless meat sock. But she has a solution for all the kids who borrowed hundreds of billions of tax dollars: just forgive it all!

The loans aren’t “forgiven,” you moron. They are transferred to the taxpayer to pay.

Oh! I see!

So all those students will be doctors and lawyers and medical professionals? They will make a TON of money and then pay lots of taxes? Is that about right? Am I getting your argument correct?

So if they are making so much fucking money, why can’t they pay back their loans?

You stupid, stupid woman. A big chunk of these kids blew that money on spring break trips, restaurants, bars and $2000 Apple laptops. Their ‘degree’ is in a variety of useless joke subjects like gender studies, feminist theory, art history and poli sci. Fuck them. Time to pay the fiddler.

Now, if you want to cut a check from your personal account to these morons, be my guest. But leave me out of it.

If a kid is really smart and talented, he will get an academic scholarship and go on to do great things. But college is a huge waste of time unless you’re going to be an engineer, medical doctor or study the hard sciences like chemistry or physics. Everything else is total bullshit and a waste of time and money.

I have three words for you, Seefeldt: lutsche meinen Schwanz!!!

Let’s See How That “Raise The Minimum Wage” Thing Is Working Out…

According to many economic illiterates, all we need to do is convince the “greedy” restaurant owners to pay their workers a LOT more money. Even if those workers don’t provide $20/hr worth of production – you should just pay it anyways.

Clowns like Clayton Tucker (who has never owned ANY business that employed ANYONE, let alone a razor-thin-margin business like fast food) says so! He’s a genius! He’s a fifth-generation fake rancher, so you KNOW he REALLY knows a lot.

Guy who has never employed a single person lectures everyone on “free stuff” from his perch on a street corner:

So how is that working out in California? Let’s see…

Of course, the piece-of-shit governor Gavin Newsome exempted his wealthy donor from having to pay the new rate. Because that’s what piece-of-shit commies do. Rules for thee but not for me.

Panera Bread exempt from California’s $20 minimum wage law after owner donated to Gov. Newsom: report

Power Bills Soaring Again. Thank Greentards And Their Pinwheel/Solar Pipe Dreams.

Tens of millions of Americans are having trouble paying their power bills as residential electricity inflation continues to run rampant. The latest data from the US Bureau of Labor Statistics (February’s print) shows that three out of every four major cities in the US had power prices rise for residential customers. 

“Food has been a worry, but now electricity is the worry,” 75yo Alfredo De Avila told Bloomberg, adding, “Unless you want to go to candles and firewood, we have no other choice but to bite the bullet and pay.”

For the Oakland, California, resident, already battered by high taxes, food inflation, elevated fuel pump prices, and out-of-control violent crime, the latest price increase from the state’s largest electricity utlity, PG&E Corp, of a 13% jump in power bills in January, plus more expected rises this year, could put the retiree under more financial pressure. 

BLS data (from February’s print) shows that power prices nationwide have jumped 27% since early 2021. 

The National Energy Assistance Directors Association, representing state directors of the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program, recently reported that the average US household heating bill was $836. This decreased from $978 the previous year and slightly down from $849 in 2020. Nonetheless, the Household Pulse Survey data in March indicated that 19.2% of families could not pay at least one energy bill in the past 12 months, an increase from 16.5% in the same period the year before.

And power bill debt in the nation has just hit a record high

Soaring power costs are happening during a major upgrade of the nation’s power grid. Bloomberg said utilities are “undergoing multibillion-dollar overhauls to replace aging fossil fuel plants with greener alternatives.” 

“A lot of people’s eyes just popped out in the past six months,” Rob Gramlich, president of Grid Strategies LLC in Washington, DC, said, adding, “It’s been 20 to 25 years of flat power demand, but now we’re in a new mode.”

Emily Fisher, executive vice president for clean energy at the Edison Electric Institute, a trade group for the utility industry, said these costs can no longer be avoided, noting, “We have to make these investments to have a reliable and affordable system.” 

Add rampant electricity inflation to the long list of soaring costs, such as the recent surge in gasoline prices at the pump as they inch closer to the politically sensitive level of $4 a gallon, elevated food prices, and the worst housing affordability in a generation. No wonder the vast majority of Americans are fed up with the failure of Bidenomics, as the president’s polling numbers have been going down the drain. 

TJEF Losing Its Luster? I Predict Socialist Eunuch Clayton Tucker Will Soon Be Jettisoned From Non-Profit.

Is the ridiculous, pissant organization known as the Trade Justice Education Fund losing its shine? Is Tucker about to quit or be fired? Methinks the answer is YES.

Here’s why:

#1 – the entire premise is completely ridiculous. Their mission statement is “Providing Awareness of and Expanding Knowledge About Trade Justice.” Guess what? Nobody gives two shits about that. What it REALLY is, is a trojan horse for communist ideas under the guise of “climate change.” But their topics are so esoteric and filled with incomprehensible jargon, the average person simply doesn’t care.

Here is a sample:

“Climate activists will gather outside the offices of businesses associated with the firm Ruby River Capital at multiple locations across the United States and Canada today, urging the company to drop its trade suit seeking $1 billion over a Liquified Natural Gas (LNG) project permitting decision. The demonstrations are part of a coordinated cross-border day of action against Ruby River’s suit and the Investor-State Dispute Settlement (ISDS) system under which the suit was brought.

Last year, their big cause was getting Covid vaccines to Africans, or something. That would be the vaccine that maims people for a “pandemic” that ended years ago.

#2 – that above statement was in regards to a BIG RALLY in Austin, TX today at 11am on a work day. Guess who the organizer is? Our buddy Clayton Tucker:

But Clayton has not mentioned this ridiculous rally ONCE on all of his many social media sites! Clayton Tucker LIVES for going down to Austin and marching around for retarded and hopeless causes that nobody cares about. It’s his entire goddamned raison d’être.

So either he completely blew today’s event off, or even HE realizes it’s such a moronic cause that he’s embarrassed to even mention it….and this is a chick who doesn’t embarrass easily.

#3 – Clayton is a “program associate” with TJEF and he lists it as his primary job these days. It’s how he supposedly supports himself so he can do all the fake ranching in his free time. So if you are supposedly on the payroll as an “organizer” for this joke group, you’d think you’d not only be at this stupid rally but promoting the shit out of it on your 27 different social media sites.

He’s not. Something is afoot. But his Bernie Bro Kristi Lara managed to drive three hours from Dallas to display her extremely sorry sign with two other losers who apparently don’t have to work either. Gotta love that tight close-up shot to hide the fact they are the only three there. I’ll bet the nerd in the striped shirt was just walking by and they handed him that shitty sign to pose with…

Talk about mailing it in! Holy shit. Two tiny shitty signs, both clearly written with the same marker in the same handwriting – likely Kristi Lara’s doing. I bet she doesn’t even have the faintest notion wtf this whole thing is about. But she knows Ruby River must be greedy somehow!

#4 – TJEF has seen a dropoff in revenue and has seen expenses explode. They spent almost $700,000 in 2022 [last year data is available] with only $475,000 in revenue – thus LOSING around $220,000. Between 2021 and 2022, revenue plummeted 21% while expenses exploded 450%!

Despite spending over $820,000 over the 2021 and 2022 years, they only have 321 followers on Twitter. LOL. They’ve been around FOUR YEARS, spent over $800,000 and only have 321 followers.

That’s about 200 more followers than I have on here, and I’ve spent $0.

Add it all up? I think Clayton will be jettisoned from TJEF one way or another this year. Just like he was jettisoned from Our Revolution as it, too, collapsed into a heap of shit and disappeared.

Let’s wait and see…

P.S. – it’s hilarious to me that they spend a LOT of time on the TJEF site bitching about “Big Tech monopolies” and “consumer privacy.” Just four years ago, these same assholes were CHEERING as “Big Tech” like YouTube, Google, Facebook and the others censored and de-platformed ANYONE who questioned the bullshit Covid narrative or the shitty vaccines. Reap what you sow, bitches. And as always, I hope you socialists get hit by a city bus down in Austin.

U.S. Rep Jasmine Crockett Says No Taxes For ‘Black Folk’

You remember Grade-A moron Jasmine Crockett, right? Comrade Clayton sure does. He’s had his tongue up her ass since the Missouri carpetbagger was elected…

Kristi Lara, Jasmine Crockett and Clayton Tucker. Socialist shitbirds of a feather nest together.

Anyways, Jasmine Crockett (R-Texas) has suggested that black people in the United States pay no taxes, reported Dallas City Wire.

“Just this past week I saw, I don’t remember which celebrity, but it was actually a celebrity, and I was like, that’s not necessarily a bad idea, but I’d have to think through it a lot,” Crockett said.

“One of the things that they propose is black folk not have to pay taxes for a certain amount of time.”

“Because then again, that puts money back in your pocket,” said Crockett.

This is the very same Jasmine Crockett who took a million bucks from a PAC financed by disgraced crypto fraudster Sam Bankman-Fried and never returned it.

She was elected to Texas’s 30th Congressional District in 2023. She previously served in the Texas House of Representatives from 2021 to 2023. She introduced 60 bills in her first year in the Texas House, none of which passed.

A native of St. Louis, Crockett attended Rhodes College and received her law degree from the University of Houston Law Center.

She previously owned her own law firm through which she handled pro bono cases for Black Lives Matters supporters arrested during the George Floyd rioters. She currently lives in Dallas.

While the data is stale to say the least (from 2004), The Tax Foundation found that the racial or ethnic composition of the 44 million zero-tax filers will roughly mirror the demographics of American tax filers as a whole.

For example, white Americans are 83 percent of total taxpayers, and the percentage of zero-tax filers who are white is 79 percent. African Americans are roughly 13 percent of total taxpayers and 17 percent of zero-tax filers. Asian Americans comprise 3.6 percent of total taxpayers and 3.4 percent of zero-tax filers.

That said, the percentage of zero-tax filers within each ethnic or racial group does vary: 34 percent of Asian Americans tax filers will get back every dollar withheld, 35 percent of white American tax filers will owe nothing,and 48 percent of African Americans will file a tax return with no liability.

Mentally Unhinged Libtard Carol Garner Doughty Has Daughter Who Uses “They/Them” Pronouns. Because…Of COURSE She Does!

Behind every nutjob who uses the plural “they/them” pronoun is an insane, mentally sick, far-left mother who is either single or has a browbeaten, uxorious husband who sits by and allows the insanity to unfold.

Carol Garner Doughty is no exception.

Every time you see “they/their/them” you can safely replace it with “Carol is mentally ill.”

I read this thing five times and STILL couldn’t figure out what was going on. The only thing that clarified it for me was the picture she posted of “James” as a little girl. Then it all made ‘sense,’ in a libtard, retard kind of way.

James is a girl and thinks she is a male – and also TWO people. In the old days, we’d get her some psychiatric help and maybe toss mom in the loony bin for playing along with this bullshit.

The reality is her daughter is just a butch lesbian. But that is SO boring these days! Butch lesbians are a dime a dozen and nobody gives a shit.

But hey – insist on being called JAMES and also throw in the ridiculous “THEY” pronoun (even though this is ONE PERSON) and now you are a protected class that your mentally unhinged, fuckhead mother can parade around and wear like a merit badge to show all her other insane girlfriends that SHE is greater than them! Naturally, her circle of friends plays along with the insanity….

These are the kinds of loons you should write out of your life completely. If one of my buddies’s wives posted this shit, I would ridicule them mercilessly and then post birthday wishes on Facebook saying something like “I can’t believe SHE is 30 already! How did AMY grow up so fast.”

You can’t play along with mental illness like this. You aren’t doing them any favors.

Naturally, her daughter is a “political consultant.” Which means she is probably still sucking on mom’s titty like Clayton Tucker. You think this chick would get a “political consulting” job with some far-left wacko if she was just a plain-vanilla butch lesbian? I doubt it. But tick the “THEY/THEM” box and yammer about “deadnaming,” and suddenly you are employable.

I cannot share a country with shit heads like this who are allowed to vote. It’s pure insanity.

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts SKYROCKET +19.2%!

Wow. HUGE comeback for Lampasas. After months and months of declining sales tax receipts, this is a massive rebound. See row 585 as always.

The state of Texas as a whole was +5.19%

Not sure how to explain this. Seems too early in the year to attribute to the eclipse, unless people (and the City) did some massive stockpiling ahead of time. It was almost $40,000 increase in nominal terms. That translates into a LOT of extra spending for the month: close to $1 million bucks.

It may also be some quirk of the calendar. In years past, March always seems to be a large pop on the YoY number. Last year it was +10.2% and the year before that it was +18% (Covid stimmy-induced).

We are now back to about even on the year, compared to last year. Next month should be interesting to see the eclipse effects. But don’t forget, the City spent a LOT of money prepping for the eclipse – porta potties, parking barricades, police overtime, etc. We’ll see if it all paid off soon.

How did other cities fare?

Burnet: Barely positive at +0.4%

Marble Falls: UP 5.7% – in line with the state.

Dallas: UP 7.23% – slightly above the state as a whole.

Austin: UP 7.55% – similar to Dallas.