If you haven’t noticed (and I didn’t until I read about it in the newspaper and started looking for them) these things are planted in weird spots up and down Key Avenue. In some cases, not much more than a couple hundred feet apart, for some reason…
I’ll be honest, those dark colors blend right in to the dark green landscape behind it and I never even noticed them until I was looking for them. Also, it’s the year 2025 and every single person has a smartphone and Google maps, so these signs are superfluous to begin with. I could probably say the same about the Chamber of Commerce, too.
I figured for the six-figure prices they were throwing around, these things would be carved out of wood and gold, or something. But no, they look pretty flimsy to me. Not much different than a stop sign or other road sign.
Wafer thin.
In fact, the POLES holding them up look more expensive than the signs themselves.
So now that they’ve blown through millions in Covid money, finished up this ridiculous sign project and the Hostess House debacle is almost done wasting $2.4 million, do you think maybe city council can just NOT blow shit tons of money on a stupid project for maybe a year or two? Is that possible? Maybe take a break for a while? Thanks.
Poor Mandy. Looking back, she was BY FAR the best “Economic Developer” the City ever had. The problem is the entire position is a useless wild goose chase for whoever holds the title. It’s a no-win position. At least Mandy actually cared about the city. The last few birds were just looking for a paycheck and their next rung up the government paycheck ladder.
So the first one didn’t work? Weird, because if you were ACTUALLY living under all this “tyranny” you speak of, you WOULDN’T be allowed to have all these protests, you imbeciles.
I, for one, look forward to the next “peaceful protests” because they always devolve into commie, manbun-sporting pussies like this getting hit in the eye with rubber bullets after they “peacefully” throw chunks of concrete and bricks at federal law enforcement:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I hope that eyeball gets enucleated. Hippie clown.
But Clayton Tucker is NOT a real rancher. He is an unemployed, America-hating communist who would rather run around pointlessly chanting with signs than appreciate the fact that he lives in the greatest country in the world.
Imagine for a moment there is a slightly retarded high school boy who lives with his mother in Ozona Texas (population 2,500). Imagine that one day, he reads about how shitty the water is in Lampasas, a town 185 miles away from him. A town he has never been to and where he knows nobody. A town where he has absolutely ZERO connections and didn’t even know about until he read a newspaper article. He reads that the entire town is angry and up in arms and have been bitching about the bad water for a long time now.
Now further imagine that ten years earlier, when he was a 1st grader, he did a “science project” about water. It was childish and involved straws and cups and filters and shit and it didn’t really prove or solve anything, but the teacher gave him a pat on the head. Unfortunately, the slightly retarded boy now goes around telling everyone he is a “water researcher” and he thinks he has special powers or knowledge.
Pimply college dork was a “water researcher” for 41 days in China 13 years ago. Right before he failed to get into grad school.
Now, imagine that after reading about the Lampasas water problem, he jumps into his tiny little effeminate blue hybrid “truck” and drives ALLLL the way to Lampasas to attend a town hall where there are already hundreds of people letting their voices be heard because they are the ones who have to live with this shit. Then he stands in the back for a while picking his chub. Then he drives ALLLLL the way back home and gets on social media to brag about how he is fighting for the people.
Sounds insane, right? That slightly retarded high school boy with NO skills or knowledge about water and ZERO connections to Lampasas is completely wasting his own time and everyone else’s by getting in the way over an issue that is best handled by the people who live there, own property there and have a vested interest there. Not to mention, the ENTIRE town is already on the same side. It’s pretty cut and dried, as far as the “good guys” and the “bad guys” goes. It doesn’t matter if there are 500 angry citizens or 501. It makes ABSOLUTELY NO DIFFERENCE.
Well, if you replace “slightly retarded high school student” with “Clayton Tucker” and you replaced “Lampasas” with “Palestine,” then you will see I just EXACTLY described what our local socialist goatwanker did and then bragged about on his shitty substack! LOL.
This moron wasted over SIX HOURS just driving back and forth to stand in a crowd of 200 people and act like he was making a difference.
I GUARANTEE you there is more to this story than “evil rich guy stealing all the water.”
They were all like “Oh my god!! Evil billionaires are trying to steal our water! We are all helpless and stupid! PLEASE, Captain Goatwanker from Lampasas! Save us!!” So I “packed my bag,” put on my rainbow cape and jumped into the Baby Seal Mobile as fast as I could. Then drove three hours to stand in a room at the back and… (checks notes) DID NOTHING!!
The same kid who is failing as a rancher because he has “no time” to feed a guard dog or eliminate coyotes, has 8 or 9 hours to waste on retardation like this. Talk about spinning your wheels!
Funny, this asshole (who is chairman of the LAMPASAS Democrat party) has not made a single PEEP about the quarry train OR the shitty water RIGHT HERE in his own town! No, he’s too busy trying to “look important” for his upcoming run for Texas Ag Commissioner.
More like “Texas FAG Commissioner,” ammi right? Rim shot!
Oh, and he did it all over again last night when he drove to a Grandy’s restaurant in Sherman, TX to “speak” to a few lonely old ladies and bearded commie morons. A meeting where only TWO people RSVPd. LOL.
He needs to pretend to the idiot masses that he is a manchild of action and has plans to fix all the water problems, farming problems and dozens of other problems. Of course, he lives with his mom and has thus not even solved the FIRST problem in his life: being self-sufficient!
I was busy mowing the lawn on my sprawling compound then having some ice cold vodka drinks and watching U.S. Open Golf with my feet up in my recliner while my beautiful wife cooked an amazing dinner.
Did the chanting hippies get their way and convince Trump to resign and “stop being a king,” lol?
Oh, they didn’t? OK then. Guess they’re all back at their shitty apartments with their cats now?
Holy shit, lady. Can you be more deluded and insane??
You mean you’re afraid we’ll use the playbook the shitlibs, FBI and Capitol Police used on Jan 6th? The Saul Alinsky commie shitbird playbook? Don’t worry about that. You know why? Two reasons:
#1 – people on my side worked all week. They are the people with jobs and small businesses. They just got done busting ass for 50 or 60 hours. Many of them also work on the weekends, if they own a small business. The LAST thing they want to do is go mingle with a bunch of smelly hippie morons, flaming homos and blue-haired fat bitches chanting retarded slogans that make no sense.
If they AREN’T working today, then they want to relax on their sweet boat or at their lake house – the things they earned from hard work and which losers like Clayton Tucker and Cade Hilgenberg envy and try to steal. So don’t worry. Nobody gives a fuck about your ridiculous and useless chanting and sign waving.
#2 – the name “No Kings” might be THE GAYEST and most unappealing name ever given to a “movement.” Nobody in their right mind wants to be caught dead partaking in such faggotry. Not even to “trick you into violence.”
How gay is the “No Kings” movement?
Gay enough to get Stephanie Fitzharris’s buddy Garry “The Fairy” Brown leaking jizz into his rainbow speedos!
“While you still can!” LOL. Yeah, Trump is going to ban speech any day now, you total clown.
If you had a grown man eating a candy bar out of another grown man’s asshole, it would not be as gay as the “No Kings” stupidity. THAT is how gay and retarded it all is.
All the normal people are like “I think I’ll mow my lawn today and take a dip in my pool because the streets will be clogged with gay commie losers today” and all the deluded losers and failures are the ones putting on their paper crowns right now to go march around and circle jerk each other off in the streets of Austin.
Don’t worry about any “fake violence.” The antifa-ggots on your side will take care of all that. We’re gonna be home not even thinking about this useless, idiotic ‘revolution’ you have invented.
Oh my god. It really IS true. The shitlibs are just terrible at memes…
Besides looking like a 5-year-old drew it, this thing makes zero sense. Like, does Comrade Clayton REALLY think Trump is somehow reaching into my pocket and taking my money? Does Comrade Clayton think that I think that? I’m confused. Trump was a multi-billionaire long before he ran for president. You DO know that, right? He also doesn’t take the $400,000 per year salary he is entitled to as president. Something that your buddies Obama and Biden can’t say.
Trump isn’t stealing my money – Big Government and their USAID and NGO non-profit scammers are. In fact, they are stealing so much money that DOGE found countless instances of it very easily…which shitlibs like Clayton Tucker cried about non-stop and which shitlib judges tried to end:
When you are a failure and a pussy who lives with mom, don’t have a real job and don’t pay any real taxes, then you don’t CARE how much money left-wing scumbags steal from the taxpayer because (1) it’s not your money and (2) it helps your shitlib causes.
Those of us on the right ARE tired of being stolen from to fund far-left shitlib scams like USAID and Green New Deal grifts.
“Asking a question” doesn’t involve aggressively charging at someone while shouting, nor does it involve shoving law enforcement.
In the real world, that kind of behavior can get you killed or seriously hurt if the other person reasonably believes they’re in imminent danger of death or serious bodily harm.
And no—Senators aren’t exempt from that reality. Alejandro Padilla is lucky he only got dragged out and handcuffed.
Oh, is this you, Alex??
Now charge him with disorderly conduct, assaulting law enforcement, and resisting arrest. No one is above the law. I voted for this.
As for “you can’t handcuff a Senator” or “your political opponents”….
While there are literally DOZENS of reasons why a rabid socialist should NEVER be elected to statewide office in Texas (and you can be sure I’ll cover every single one of them over the next year), there is really only ONE that matters:
Clayton Tucker is 34 years old and still lives with his mother….and it ain’t because she’s dying of cancer. It’s because he’s a failure and has never had a real job.He can’t even take care of himself in the real world.
That’s it. That’s the only thing.
The Texas Department of Agriculture has a nearly ONE BILLION DOLLAR budget. That’s $1,000,000,000.00
It has 650 employees. It pays a salary of $140,000 per year.
Do you REALLY think that even if he WASN’T a far-left radical socialist, that it’s a good idea to put a little boy in charge of ANYTHING that big?? It would be like letting a random 6th-grade girl be City manager of Lampasas tomorrow. How do you think that would go?
Clayton Tucker has NEVER run a real business and has NEVER even had ONE SINGLE EMPLOYEE under his command. Not one. He has never managed ANY budget. I’d be shocked if he can even read a balance sheet.
THAT is reason enough. Set aside all the other ridiculous baggage he carries for now (like lying about is credentials,lying about trying to pay down school lunch debt, etc), and just realize that this little boy would be in WAY over his pointy little head. I’m not sure how he deluded himself into thinking he has the capability for this, but it’s going to be fun to watch it unfold.
Wanna-be Ag Commissioner and rabid left-wing, Marxist loon Clayton Tucker is NOT happy about the pace at which shitlibs are “resisting fascism” apparently….
Just so I have the timeline straight:
Shitlibs like Tucker spent the last four years blabbering about “muh democracy.” Then they removed a clearly retarded (but democratically selected!) Biden and installed (by decree, not democracy) an equally retarded Kamala Harris a few months before the election.
We elected a president last November using a democratic method: whoever gets the most votes wins. Their side got utterly destroyed. Electoral vote. Popular vote. Swing states. Total massacre.
This democratically-elected president then started to legally enforce the law and carry out the mandate he was given by 77 million patriots: get rid of illegal invaders and re-shore American manufacturing. Oh, and make America way less faggy, too.
Pussyfags and spoiled only-children unpracticed in hearing the word “no” didn’t like this. They refuse to sit back and take it for four years like our side did with Biden and like we did for EIGHT years with that cocksucker Obama.
So the spoiled only-child and pussyfags start screaming about fascism (in-between screaming about the “oligarchy”) while tweeting on the ‘oligarch’s’ platform. LOL. In reality, the spoiled pussyfags who yammer about “democracy” all the time just can’t stand the fact they didn’t win. So they are throwing a tantrum like a spoiled only-child might do.
I have an idea: since “fascism” isn’t being destroyed fast enough for your tastes, why don’t you head on down to Austin, put on a kaffarah, and join the other antifa-ggots down there “fighting fascism” instead of sitting in mom’s house? Please. I dare you. Nothing I’d love more than to see you take a tear gas canister right to the skull. THAT would be hilarious.
