City Manager DeGraffenreid To “Finley” Hang Up His Cleats?

Birdies are chirping all over town: City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid will be hanging up his cleats and riding off into a fat, taxpayer-funded sunset in a few months. I’m guessing he’ll get through the next budget process (new fiscal year starts Oct 1st) and then bump up his overpaid sidekick Forrest Gump Ward up to the The Big Show.

More’s the pity.

This was rumored to happen last year but never did. Guess he wanted another $205k in salary and benefits to throw on the pile before he took off.

I’d advise City council to give Ward the most miniscule of raises this year. He’s already wildly overpaid compared to the national average for that position. Not to mention this:

Related: Finley deGraffenried: – $2.0 Million Over Eleven Years With Lampasas.

I’ll be preparing a list of Finley’s Greatest Hits for his retirement later this year. Stuff like the Azbell A/V system, Old City Hall renovation, pavilion, skate park cost explosion, the pool being closed all the time due to lack of properly paid life guards, no-bid pre-fab bathroom in Campbell Park, the Hostess House cost explosions, Business Park disaster, lack of progress at the Economic Development position, failure to put garbage contract out for bid, etc, etc.

98% Of Pinwheels Sit Idle Today. Tens Of Billions in Equipment Generating Exactly ZERO Electricity.

“The wind always blows!” says the Green Energy Moron!

Blue “wind power” line practically at ZERO.

There are roughly 40,000 MW (40 GIGAWATTS) of wind power installed in Texas. As of this afternoon, a piddling 178 MW was being generated on this windless day.

In mathematical terms: 178/40,000 = fuck all.

178 megawatts! If you went back in time and took 26-yo Lampasshole and some of my drinking buddies back in 1996, gave us an 8-ball of quality blow, let us all pull a gorilla-finger sized rail and then put us on exercise bicycles, we could have generated more power than that!!

Absolutely ridiculous. November can’t come fast enough. Screw all these pinwheels. Nukes and nat gas are the only answer for a first-world, first-class republic like Texas.

Party of “Democracy” Now Trying To Keep RFK Off Ballot In Texas.

How dare you! HOW DARE YOU!! Trying to disenfranchise MILLIONS of voters who want to pull the lever for Kennedy. Guess all that democracy shit is going out the window AGAIN! Twice in a week!

I already look down on lefty Marxist hypocrites like Clayton Tucker, Seefeldt, Haywood, Carol Garner Doughty and Stephanie Fitzharris. They are like a smear of dogshit on my shoe. If any one of them was on fire in front of me, I wouldn’t even waste a good piss on them – I’d break out the marshmallows. If they were drowning in front of me, I’d throw them 10 cinder blocks. That’s how little regard I have for them.

They have zero brains, zero knowledge of any issue beyond propaganda slogans, zero courage, zero ethics, and zero consistency on anything. They are 100% sheep without an original thought in their tiny heads. Like Clayton Tucker screaming for taxpayer-funded solar panels and EV trucks when he drives a gas truck himself and has ZERO solar panels on his mom’s house.

Now they are even lower than dog shit smears, in my book. They are lower than the lowest level of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of the New Jersey scum swamp.

They get whipped like dogs by the Dem elites and told who their candidate is, and they just roll over like pussies, all the while bleating like sheep about “democracy!” – and now they are trying to dictate who the voters of Texas get to vote for! The NERVE of these assholes!

I shit on all of youse.

These Are The Insane, Deluded White Liberal Chicks Destroying Western Civilization.

If Clayton Tucker and Carol Garner Doughty had a daughter….

She’s as fat as Haywood, uninformed, low IQ, lots of fake physical illnesses like “long covid” and “fibromyalgia,” lots of REAL mental illnesses, deluded into thinking she is somehow “oppressed” but can’t tell you how, probably tells everyone she has ADHD or is “on the spectrum,” collects a welfare and disability check, no man in the household at all.

This commie loser has it all.

And there are MILLIONS upon MILLIONS of these useless wastes of skin. And they are allowed to vote. Once again proving our biggest fuckup as men was allowing the 19th Amendment. Absolute insanity that mentally ill shit heels like this have a say in ANYTHING that affects my life.

The way liberal white women in the USA swear they’re ‘oppressed’ is simultaneously hilarious, sad, and frustrating. But mostly hilarious. Possibly the most privileged demographic overall on Earth. All the rights, extra privileges, yet still insatiable and demanding more.

If you wonder what is at stake this election cycle, just take a look at a very concise list of every horrible ideas these commies have and think about how the country will be after ANOTHER four years of open borders, ‘free’ healthcare for illegal invaders, much higher taxes, higher energy prices, more green new deal bullshit, etc…

Such in-depth analysis! You see the democrats are FOR “democracy” and the evil GOP is AGAINST “democracy” – it’s so simple! Except for the uncomfortable fact that 400 rich democratic elites just tossed Biden into a dumpster against his will after he got 14 million primary votes and Camel Toe got 0 votes. She wasn’t “democratically” elected – she was installed. Like a new toilet.

The democrats are also FOR “women’s rights’ and the evil GOP is against that, of course. What rights are women lacking, you might ask? Hey, stop asking logical questions, you misogynist racist pig!!

As for the rest of the bullshit on that list, you can see it’s almost ALL about fat, lazy morons demanding money be stolen from someone else and handed to them: Socialized medicine, ‘free’ pre-K, more taxes on ‘the wealthy,’ more tax credits for welfare queens who pump out 6 kids with 5 different guys, forcing employers to pay people who aren’t working, etc.

The parts on that list that AREN’T about stealing from others are about forcing others to do your will (vaccine mandates, gun control, forcing employers to pay above-market rates for unskilled labor, force you to use electric cars and pay more for pinwheel energy, etc)

Controlling a woman’s body? Remember just a few years ago when lunatics (mostly liberal women like Seefeldt, Fitzharris and Landrum) were ready to throw guys like me in jail because I refused to wear a mask or get the ‘vaccine’? Remember that shit?? I do. Hilariously, Fitzharris is now injured by that very vaccine, according to her. I hope it hurts.

Democrats are the TRUE fascist, authoritarian demons.

So please shut your mouth about people controlling other people’s bodies. You don’t have a leg to stand on there.

If I hear one more idiot (Christine Seefeldt) say they are voting for Harris because “muh reproductive rights” I think I’ll scream. Here is the bottom line: the Supreme Court ruled and now abortion is a STATE ISSUE. Electing Kamala Harris will do NOTHING to bring back abortions in states that have outlawed them. Do you understand that?!? There will NEVER be legal abortion in Texas as long as the voters of Texas vote to keep it that way. Harris or no Harris – IT WILL NOT CHANGE ANYTHING in those states that outlaw it.

If it’s SO important to you, then move to a state where it IS legal, you complete idiots. End of story. Nothing more ridiculous than a 67-year-old fat, ugly moron like Christine Seefeldt yammering about abortion. Lady, you can’t get pregnant anymore and I doubt your husband even wants to fuck you, so what is your big worry?

Nobody wants to bang you, lady.

No the choice is very clear this November: a continuation of the ruination of America with Camel Toe Harris OR a New Day in America with strong, logical MEN in charge where we start cleaning house and throw all these unelected D.C. scumbags into the street so freedom can ring again.

I Can See Comrade Clayton Tucker Writing Something This Stupid and Fake.

Sounds EXACTLY like something Comrade Clayton would write on his now-abandoned, failed Substack. Poor Clayton. He thought he was going to charge people money to read about his stupid goats. He posted a couple times and then quit – just like everything else he does.

How about it, Comrade? That you?

In other news, he continues to push the undemocratically-appointed DEI candidate full throttle.

Apparently he forgot that Kamala is absolutely HORRIBLE on the marijuana issue – an issue that is very important to Comrade Clayton. Kamala jailed a disproportionate amount of black men on marijuana violations then laughed about it when asked if she smoked marijuana. Tulsi Gabbard absolutely destroyed her four years ago on that very issue…..

Libshits stuck saying “YAY! We actually wanted Kamala the whole time! Our presidential candidate performing so badly in the debates that he had to end his entire political career is actually a huge WIN for us,” has to be one of the most transparent and desperate copes of all time.

It’s actually a poetic way to end this year of reckoning with the madness of DEI. It concludes with the DEI Vice President likely becoming the nominee despite not receiving a single vote. Very fitting that the first black female presidential nominee was handed the job and didn’t earn it.

Latest Rumor: Biden on His Death Bed. May Not Last The Week.

So instead of killing Trump, the Deep State takes Biden out. Fitting. They couldn’t get him out of the way, so they’ll end up killing the stubborn old goat of “Covid” (CIA poison? Who knows).

Let’s see how long it takes. Heard it here first. The only question is: does he officially “resign” first and hand the reigns over to Camel Toe or does he just drop dead and she becomes President by line of succession? I’m hoping “RESIGN” since I’ve made quite a few wagers that he would do so. If he drops dead, I don’t get paid.

Then the House would need to appoint a VP under President Kamala.

Local Communist Pussy Clayton Tucker Immediately Folds After Biden Coup. Falls In Line Backing Kamala. So Much For “Democracy.”

For a few seconds, local socialist tapeworm Clayton Tucker knew what it felt like to have a tiny ball sack swinging between his legs as he actually said there needed to be transparency in choosing the new dem nominee at an open convention:

But that miniscule scrotum quickly evaporated and Comrade Clayton fell in line with what The Party demanded. Which is what scumbag communists have done for hundreds of years. Comrade Clayton Tucker is a FOLLOWER and not a leader. Which is why he’s living with mom at age 33.5 and probably still a virgin (when it comes to females)…

He’s also suddenly concerned about age!

This is after ignoring Biden’s mental decline for 3.5 years. Didn’t the libshits tells us a month or two ago that it’s NOT about age but about “sharpness” and that Biden was “sharp as a tack”?

I think they did.

Trump got shot in the face and jumped back up. Trump did press conferences EVERY DAY as president, facing a very hostile press corps – not the weak-ass questions like “what ice cream do you like?” Trump has dealt with non-stop lawfare for the last six months and STILL went out and campaigned every day. He’s up at 5am. He’s a machine. Clayton Tucker can’t even get up before 9am and doesn’t have a real job to go to. So get out of here with your “he’s too old” bullshit now that Biden has pussied out and dropped from competition. That gum has lost its flavor.

You want to talk about age? Ok – here’s some age for you:

Willie Brown – who Kamala sucked and fucked to get her start in politics – is TWELVE YEARS OLDER than Trump. He’s 90 years old. Yes, that’s right.

Fucking disgusting. But that’s what a talentless whore like Kamala was willing to do to get her foot in the door.

But keep telling me Trump is “too old” you moron.

Let’s review:

Joe Biden said repeatedly that he didn’t want to step aside. Then came reports that Democrat Party insiders led by Nancy Pelosi would ratchet up the pressure until they drove him out of the race. We still don’t know what pressure they used, but Biden suddenly announces his resignation as nominee via a tweet, with no address to the American people. Even his own campaign and White House staff are caught by surprise.

We still haven’t seen or directly heard from him 24 hours later. For all we know, someone hacked his X account. But the entire Democrat Party and MSM are praising the situation, acting like this is completely normal. Apparently they have no interest in finding out what changed. “Democracy” just means falling in line with a new X handle, with no questions or transparency about how this happened.

Dem Commies Just Pulled Off A Coup. Is Biden Even Alive Right Now? Does He Know That He “Stepped Aside”? Just More INSANE Shit From The Left.

Some crazy shit going down with the communists. While the very dumbest libshits are busy gushing over what a “selfless” person Biden is for “stepping aside”….

Biden was literally SCREAMING 48 hours ago that he was STILL RUNNING! They dragged him kicking and screaming. Libskank Carol has forgotten all that already.

….there are some very bizarre facts that need explaining:

• Joe Biden suddenly *RESIGNS*via Twitter

• White House staff find out ONE MINUTE later

• Joe Biden “resignation” letter not on official letterhead

• Biden “signature” suspect (underlined? with no “Jr” at the end)

• Steve Richetti helped write letter

• Jill Biden tweets *heart emoji* response

• White House *WIPES* Biden’s schedule

• WH Chief of Staff calls Cabinet, manages Comms

• Frank Biden confirms health a factor

• Family suggests Biden may have terminal illness

• Joe Biden holds no LIVE Press Conference

• Where is Joe?

Biden “resigned” on Twitter by showing a piece of paper that had NO official letterhead on it and had a signature that does NOT match his signature from MANY previous instances….

That is NOT Biden’s signature. He never underlines AND it is missing the “Jr” at the end….

I guess “Covid” changes your signature, too?

No letterhead, no presidential seal, bad fake signature – these are the mistakes a very stupid 20-something girl might make.

Left is real. Right is fake.

We KNOW for a FACT that Biden doesn’t do his own social media. He can barely function. Instead, it is a group of woke, moronic 20-somethings like THIS piece of shit – Megan Coyne:

Two white dudes all the way in the back with heads down, doing the actual work. A dozen chicks and three fags mugging for the camera.

Biden didn’t have the balls (capability?) to get on TV and address the nation about this. He didn’t even release a STILL PHOTO for the occasion! No, all we have is the word of his staff and an electronic signature that clearly isn’t his.

This was a coup.

If I were Trump’s legal team, I would be filing lawsuits left and right over all this obvious skullduggery. I’d bring in handwriting experts, subpoena the doctors who missed this “terminal illness” right up until yesterday, apparently. I’d file lawsuit after lawsuit questioning the entire legality of this stunt. I’d be DEMANDING an immediate cognitive test to prove we even HAVE a president in charge right now. If Biden is in such bad shape, he should resign the presidency TODAY. If he’s not, then where the fuck is he?!?

But many other communists don’t care. Like Jasmine Crock-o-Shit. She DEMANDS that the candidate be Kamala Harris. SCREW the little people, she ain’t playin wit no “open primary,” yo….

Crocket is so fucking stupid, she thinks that just because Kamala is VP, that she “automatically” gets to be the new candidate because of the line of succession! LOL. Sorry toots, that only hold true for the PRESIDENCY itself. Not a completely separate issue like the campaign for next year.

Hilariously, Comrade Clayton (who ADORES Jasmine Crock-o-Shit) has the OPPOSITE view. For once in his sad life, Comrade Clayton is 100% correct: there SHOULD be a “transparent” open primary if the libshits actually care about “democracy” like they say they do– ESPECIALLY since this entire “resignation” looks like the work of third parties who just illegally removed Joe Biden.

Absolute insanity! So we have an OBVIOUS coup by the elites who just disenfranchised 14 million primary voters, a possible dead Biden, nobody running the country, half the libshits are lining up behind Harris (a CIA asset) without a single question and the other half (idealists like Comrade Clayton) demanding an open primary to decide who gets to run!

And it’s only still July!

Joe Biden never endorsed Kamala in the letter.

Who wrote the X post endorsing Kamala as the nominee?

We know it wasn’t Joe. He doesn’t use social media. There appears to be no additional letter on this topic.

Who decided to throw Joe Biden’s delegates to Kamala?

She’s a Genius!

Still one of my favorite idiot ramblings by Harris.

There is no way they can allow this imbecile to be their nominee. They’ll publicly cheer for her but between now and the convention they are plotting for a stronger candidate to step in and take over. Hilldawg? Big Mike? Gruesome? We shall see….

Talbert Sets Another $21,700 On Fire On The Goat Pasture. Or Maybe It’s $27,650

From the Radiogram…

“City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid informed the board that the only thing “remarkable” about the EDC’s finance statement as of June 30th, was the cost for the foundation of one of the monument signs in the business park, which totaled $5,950.

DeGraffenried later informed us in an interview that the cost for the monument signs is currently $21,700. That price includes the cost of one sign’s block, its lettering, and installation. Some of the cost for the second sign is included in that price as well.”

In typical Radiogram fashion, it is very unclear what the total amount is because Witcher writes like a fourth-grader.

Regardless of the exact number, it’s clear another big pile of money was set on fire over at the goat pasture – and it was spent on a sign for a “business park” that is STILL completely empty after 20 years! We won’t know the details until the minutes are released in a month.