Whoooooo Doggie!

So funny. People dump all over each other’s heads on Facebook all day long in a never-ending argument of insults over forced mask wearing. Karen Spivey-Cummings posts pro-mask propaganda from 7am til bedtime. Bruce Haywood gets an erection every time the government makes a hint that they may make wearing masks MANDATORY – ALSO posting his drivel from sunrise til the cows come home. Melissa Johnson implied she had a right to hit people with her cane if they came near her without a mask.

People also mention LOTS of facts about their personal lives:

I can’t help the fact I have a photographic memory as well.

These arguments are quite public! As are the personal profiles of the people arguing. Some dummies learned the hard way a long time ago not to announce on their public Facebook page that “We’re going to Hawaii for two weeks!” because they came home to a burgled house!

Of course, a lot of people STILL post every time they eat a meal or take a dump. Which means they are very slow learners. Maybe you all should re-read THIS primer on what to keep to yourselves.

When a dummy posts on their public page “child born in 1996” it is not hard to do the math and come up with a child who is close to 24 years old. That is hardly “stalking”. It’s a fact. A fact you provided to the world. Same with “married” or “works at” or any of the others.

I could give two farts about your kid. My point was the AGE of him/her. It supports my argument that a LOT of people (including Melissa Johnson and Karen Spivey-Cummings) do NOT have school age kids and therefore should shut their yaps about school kids.

Get it?

Also, the written word is ‘libel’ not ‘slander’. Not that either one enters into my written OPINIONS. If calling someone a moron on a blog is a criminal offense, then most of the people on my “mask lovers” post would be in jail for ‘libel’ against President Trump. Hell, I think Madonna or Kathy Griffin or some other celebutard made half-jokes about killing Trump and THEY didn’t even get a talking to by the Secret Service, if I recall correctly.

Libel might be something like when The Daily Mail said that Melania Trump used to work as an escort. This was a crazy and completely untrue statement that damaged her good name. Whereas me saying Bruce Haywood has manure for his brains because he thinks Wuhan Flu is the Bubonic plague is just stating my opinion.

Posting my opinion on the intelligence of certain vociferous pro-mandatory-mask nitwits is just that: opinion. Probably 95% of the time, I use their own posts to make my point – which may embarrass them for being such hypocrites. But it is hardly illegal. Nor is posting under a pseudonym. Ever heard of “Common Sense”? Go look it up, you imbeciles.

Libel? Stalking? Hardly. It’s called providing strength to my argument using evidence – and what better way than to show exactly what the dunce in question said publicly than to screenshot it?

I had a nice email conversation with Chief Sammy Bailey a few months ago before those #BLM protests came to town. She spoke very highly of the First Amendment and the right to protest – and I agreed 100%. I find it hard to believe Chief Bailey is going to take any action over my EXERCISING MY FIRST AMENDMENT and stating my opinion that Bruce Haywood is an overfed buffoon and Melissa Johnson has no business yapping about kids going back to school because her kid is not even close to school age.

I also laugh uproariously at Freddy Oversteegen. Here is a clown who jumps into every thread online spewing insults left and right – especially towards any conservative. What’s the matter, Slick? You can dish it out but you can’t take it?

CDC Data Shows Risk For Each Age Group By Week

The number across the top is the week of the year. As you can see, the ‘over-85’ crowd had it the worst, with the highest risk of dying back between weeks 15 and 21 (basically, the month of April and first two weeks of May). The under 45 crowd never really had a huge worry…and STILL DON’T.

For the ‘under 65’ crowd – which includes school kids, almost all teachers and all parents (unless you gave birth at age 55) the risk is currently extremely low – and was in-line with a normal flu even back through weeks 15 through 20.

It blows my mind that most of the people on Facebook freaking out are YOUNG WOMEN! Your age and gender are the SAFEST from this thing BY FAR, yet you are shrieking the loudest. Unbelievable. I guess that’s what plummeting math standards in the public schools over the last 30 years gets you.

If you are 70 years old and sickly and still a teacher, perhaps it’s time to hang up the cleats. Otherwise, you can very easily see the libs are making a mountain out of a mole hill.

Naturally, there are other factors to consider – for instance, if you let yourself become morbidly obese over the years – but that is your own damn fault, isn’t it?

How Wrong Were The ‘Experts’? Unbelievably Wrong.

The Minnesota Covid model projected that every single hospital bed in the entire state would be filled with Covid patients in the midst of a dire situation this week.

Thankfully, the $1.5 million peer-reviewed model was utterly and completely WRONG.

Idiots like Bruce Haywood are STILL picturing the blue line. Wrong Bruce! Very wrong.

Remember all this when Dr Kaine here in town starts spewing his nonsense. Or any other government ‘expert’.

Question For Bruce Haywood And Other Forced-Mask Lovers

Bruce? Imagine for a moment I am president.

Let’s say that I can prove with reams of unassailable science that if I am allowed to control everything you eat and force you to exercise two hours a day, I can make your life unambiguously better.

You’ll be healthier, happier, more productive, and smell like fresh raspberries. You’ll also live longer and have 70% lower medical expenses which is a vast benefit to society as a whole and will save the medicare system.

Does that give me the right to force you do do it?

When I demand this of you against your will, how will you say no? Will you accept that it’s your “social duty” to flatten the medicare cost curve? Are you OK never eating another french fry or dessert or Krab Kingz dish? Are you OK with jail time for missing your Cross Fit class?

Or might you suddenly want your rights and the liberty of self-determination? And if you are not willing to submit to my grand scale social plan, then by what right do you presume to force others to submit to yours?

It’s an important question, Bruce (and Karen Spivey-Cummings…and the rest of the maskholes).

Perhaps give that some thought before cheerleading for the next mandate you happen to agree with. No power granted to government is ever only used once or by only one faction. Pushing others onto a slippery slope will put you on it with them.

Covid Number Fudging Exposed In Houston Too…

THIS is how you get a ‘surge’ and a panic. Many hospitals are backfilling deaths: taking deaths from months ago and reporting them NOW. This chart breaks it down just for Houston. It would be nice to see this breakdown for OTHER cities, but that might crush the narrative….and cut off the free billions of dollars.

Somebody show Bruce Haywood:

The City of Houston has reported 71 COVID-19 deaths so far in July. Of these, ONLY SEVEN ACTUALLY OCCURRED IN JULY! Some of these recorded deaths even happened in April and May.

The YELLOW portions of the bar are July, Bruce. The GRAY was last month. They even managed to throw in 10 deaths from May! In other words, MORE deaths from May are represented here than in July – even though they are reporting them NOW.

Date Reported taken from the @HoustonHealth page and Date of Death taken from https://houstonemergency.org/covid19.

Why don’t we have accessible data like this from the entire state of Texas (and the entire US, for that matter)!!

THIS Is How You Get To 135,000 ‘Covid Deaths’

It’s weird how the other side keeps getting caught lying like this. Just like the global warming nuts seem to do. If truth is on your side, you don’t need to make up bullshit out of whole cloth:

A reporter asked Orange Co FL health official if the two COVID deaths listed as in their 20s had any underlying conditions. Reply: “The first one didn’t have any. He died in a motorcycle accident.

There is obviously a huge difference between dying OF Wuhan Flu and dying WITH Wuhan Flu. The maskholes don’t seem to understand the difference and government officials don’t seem to care – since it only increases their power and their access to the hundreds of billions being handed out.

Here’s a thought experiment: Before granting any power to government, imagine it wielded by the politician you hate the most, because one day, it will be.

You guys still love mask mandates?

ZERO Covid Deaths For The Under-18 Cohort In California. But Hysteria STILL Reigns

There are NINE MILLION kids in California under the age of 18. There have been ZERO Covid deaths.

Not one.

But that is not stopping the LA and San Diego school districts from deciding they will NOT HAVE in-person learning for the start of the year.

That is an outrage. Will those in charge of the Lampasas school system be just as insane? Will the misinformed and ignorant crowd of screaming baboons like Bruce Haywood, Melissa Johnson and Karen Spivey-Cummings get their way? I sure as hell hope not. But I suspect the worst will come to pass.

Even the 67,000-member America Academy of Pediatrics says that the tiny risks of opening are VASTLY outweighed by the massive benefits of kids going back to school in person.

The people running the show at the LISD need to also realize the supposed “surge” in Texas is mainly the result of a very sneaky and dishonest change in the methodology used to report new ‘cases’ back in mid-May! Either way – the percentage of DEATHS continues to plummet steeply. The worst is clearly behind us already.

This is VERY MUCH an ‘old person’s’ threat. Not a threat to children and teachers under 70.

Median Covid-19 death age by country – Lesson here? The very elderly need to take precautions. NOT the rest of us.

[** Oh, sorry, Bruce and Karen: ‘Cohort’ means a group of people in a demographic study sharing some factor. In this case, age.]

Misti and Family Somehow Pull Through And Defeat Cold

I’m SHOCKED, I tells ya! How did she and her daughter ever survive this terrible cold? I mean, to face 300,000-1 odds in your favor and somehow come out on top! Amazing. It’s as likely as losing the lottery, fer chrissakes!

To recap:

July 12th: Tearful (sorta) video dramatically announcing the Wuhan Flu has hit the Talbert household. Community outpouring of prayer emojis immediately goes to work combating their sore throat and sniffles.

July 15th: Radiogram quotes Finley as stating Talbert family is in good spirits and has “turned the corner”, lol. The corner of what?? I think I changed my underwear once since the illness was announced. They barely took three steps down the street, let alone ‘turned’ any corners. I guess I can assume there was no hospitalization involved?

Here’s what else happened in those three days:

OVER THREE THOUSAND TEXANS DIED of random causes.

OVER TWENTY-TWO THOUSAND Americans dropped dead of random causes.

Somebody, somewhere found out they have pancreatic cancer and will die very soon – thus shattering their entire world.

Somewhere, a parent knew REAL pain as they watched their young child suffer from leukemia and chemotherapy and hoped they beat REAL odds to live.

So let’s screw our heads back on and get some perspective, mmkay?

It would be nice if some of people who had this thing would get on Facebook and make hundreds of posts to talk about how it was no big deal – and thus combat the hysterical lunatics out there who haven’t even had it yet and think it’s the Bubonic plague or something.

Today’s Profile: Melissa Johnson – Typical Hypocrite

Melissa Johnson is starting to emerge as one of the loudest and prolific Facebook dunces to challenge Bruce Haywood and Karen Spivey-Cummings as “Covid Clown Prince of Lampasas”. She is vehemently AGAINST in-person school learning, pro-mask at all times and must barely work, since she posts 27 times a day on Facebook.

Sweet hairdo…hides your lobotomy scars quite well

She claims to be “self-employed” yet also speaks of hitting people with her cane if they come near her without a mask (nice!). So maybe is she is a fake disability sponge? Or just a crazy lady with a cane? Who knows – I don’t know her.

Point being, if she’s ‘self-employed’ yet sits home all day posting pro-mask, climb-back-into-the-womb garbage on Facebook, shutting down the economy probably won’t hurt her a bit. She seems like a donkey who sits IN the cart rather than help pull it. Just like Bruce Haywood.

She’s also a massive hypocrite. Unsurprising for a locust from Oregon. Some examples of her hypocrisy:

Melissa is gung-ho to ruin your kid’s life by wrecking the school system. But this doesn’t affect her either, of course! Her kid is 24 years old and thus already fully grown! THAT is bad enough. Anybody with no kids in the school system should close their pie hole about the ‘danger’ kids face since it doesn’t affect their kids (*cough* Karen Spivey-Cummings*cough*)

Somebody tell Bruce the plandemic is over….

But the hypocrisy goes further and exposes her more. While she is quick to believe every utterance of bullshit from the government when it DOESN’T affect her, she will ignore it completely if in inconveniences her in the least!

Now, turning off your AC is an infinitesimally small sacrifice when compared to destroying an entire $20 trillion economy or a $35 million local school system or wrecking your kid’s education experience and setting them back two years. Right? Frankly, I think this AC suggestion is just more bullshit. But if you are going to swallow some CDC bullshit (like Melissa Johnson and Haywood clearly do) then you swallow it ALL, capice?

Nope. Melissa thinks that’s stupid. She doesn’t want to PERSONALLY sacrifice anything at all!

She’s right, of course…..wait a minute! This remark sounds A LOT like cost/benefit analysis! She accidentally used her brain a tiny bit here and compared one thing to another and weighed the costs and benefits! Holy crap. Congratulations! Now apply that kind of thinking to re-opening the schools!

Like, oh I don’t know….comparing the MASSIVE BENEFITS of keeping kids in school to the INFINITESIMALLY SMALL CHANCE of a Covid death.

See how easy that is?

Modern Life Is SO SAFE We Have To Invent Things To Fear

US age-adjusted** death rate from 1900 through 2020.

The 1916-18 pandemic is very visible.

The 1957 pandemic: US deaths adjusted for population growth would have been roughly 200,000.

The 1968 pandemic: US deaths adjusted for population growth equates to roughly 165,000.

No economic shutdown, no school closures, life went on.

[** Age adjustment is done to compensate for changing demographics. An older population (think of Baby Boomers moving through the age curve) will naturally have more deaths than a prior year in which the population was younger. This masks true change in underlying risk.]