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Prediction:

Hopes that “covid will go away if Biden wins the election” are incorrect. The lies will get more aggressive and the power grabs more intense.

This is far too good a crisis to let go to waste and this is not a gang that wastes crises.

Take this lying sack of lib-shit, for instance:

Gov. Andrew Cuomo

Gov. Cuomo says politicians will take ‘different tone’ on COVID-19 after Trump loss.

Mencken once quipped “democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard.”

For those who voted for more covid clampdown: get ready. Here it comes.

And remember, this is what you wanted. Do NOT come crying about it later.

Parler, We Hardly Knew Ye

Good morning to all except the commie bastards who are trying to destroy free speech in America.

Find The Original Lampasshole on Gab.com

As you know, Amazon will be shutting down Parler tonight. I’ll be cancelling my Amazon Prime tonight and make every effort to buy my goods from ANYWHERE else but Amazon. Yes, that will be difficult. Even a 20% reduction by millions of people will hit them where it hurts a little bit.

Not to worry. All the great conservative and freedom-loving voices will be moving to Gab.com

I have to say, Gab is a much smoother platform anyways.

Now, your app store might try to ban Gab. Fortunately, the head nerd at Gab thought of this long ago – and he runs on his own servers too.

Here is how to get the Gab “app” if your app store refuses to show it:

  1. Download DuckDuckGo browser
  2. Open browser and go to www.gab.com
  3. At the top right of the screen, tap the three vertical dots and then tap “Add to home”

The Gab app will then show up on your phone as an app button and app just like all your others.

See you there tomorrow for the City council meeting – and spread the word about Gab.com

#TEXIT

With the media going all-in on a Biden presidency Texas is squarely in the cross hairs. The neo-Marxists plan to use a Biden administration to crush anyone opposed to their twisted vision of the world.

This is not a conspiracy theory. It’s taking them at their word. Just look at what they’ve said:

Biden’s handlers and enablers have made it perfectly clear that they intend to target our right to keep and bear arms, break the back of the oil and gas industry, dramatically increase federal taxes, obliterate the sovereignty of our state, and deliberately execute punitive retribution on anyone who deviates from their ideology.

Texans have had their options narrowed down to one – #TEXIT.

TEXIT has never been a “Plan B” for the Texas Nationalist Movement, and it can no longer be a “Plan B” for those who cherish Texas independence. It’s time to make Texas independence happen and for Texans to rise to the call like Houston, Travis, Crockett, and Bowie.

Now is the time for everyone who has been on-the-fence, inactive, or a casual supporter to realize that it will take every Texan to join with our 386,465 supporters to make TEXIT happen.

The Texas Nationalist Movement. Link here.

So, Communism It Is…

“…equitable treatment means we all end up at the same place.” —Kamala Harris.

Kamala Harris

The central problem with this thinking is that you can’t force stupid people to be smart, or timid people to be bold. So to make everyone’s outcomes equal, the only way is to crush the smart and the bold, and thus remove all the benefits they bring to a society for everyone.

And THAT is why communism fails every time.

Of course, Kamala and AOC and the other parasitic worms will still have their private jets and mansions and gold-plated health care while the rest of us wallow in the mud. All thanks to morons like Stephanie Fitzharris, Bruce Haywood, Hubert Heath Humperdick and Michelle D Moore-Rodriguez.

ManWhalePig Still Doesn’t Get That Masks Do Nothing – Chooses To Insult “Rednecks” Who DO Understand This

I profiled local parade float Hubert Humperdick a while back. I pointed out his utter hypocrisy when it came to caring about his health. He is one of the most adamant maskholes around here and he’s at it again:

Ah yes…the “martyr argument”. I wear a mask because I am SUCH a good person. Look at me! Humperdick, you can go join the ranks of Melissa Johnson and Bruce Haywood now.

The big glaring error in his retarded comparison is that your flimsy, ill-fitting mask does NOT save lives and may ACTUALLY cause MORE viral spreading than wearing nothing at all!

Hubert is super smart, so he should know this. I KNOW he’s super smart because he was very, very proud of himself for getting a useless degree at age 39 recently:

Hey Hubert? Since you are SO smart, here are TWENTY FIVE STUDIES showing that masks are useless.

You might also read this in-depth study comparing counties WITH mask mandates with those WITHOUT mask mandates. The evidence is as plain as the chins on your face.

Also – please tell me why the local high school (where masks are mandatory for everyone) has exponentially more covid cases than Kline Whitis (where masks are relatively scarce).

I’ll let you chew on that a while, numb nuts.

Tis The Season For Giving…

It’s the season for giving and generosity, and I am no exception to that rule. It’s especially important to give to the less fortunate – like those humans who were born with a puddle of brown liquid where their cerebrum should be.

Last year, I gave the gift of Goldfish tree ornaments to City council in their $1.5 million goldfish bowl.

This year, I want to make sure local Covid Rat Julie Cain Landrum at Wool & Vine gets a special present. One she can use EVERY DAY. One that keeps her safe from the deadly plague. Something that is so airtight and functional that it DOESN’T MATTER if anyone else in HEB is wearing a mask. So you can mind your own business and stop ratting everyone out.

I give you…..the Narwall Mask:

Now Julie, I expect to see you wearing this at ALL TIMES! You can never be too careful, right? It’ll be delivered to your lemonade stand in the next few days with a nice bow on top.

Merry Christmas!