Clayton Tucker Must Be Crushed And Humiliated
Working Every Day To Keep Scumbag Socialist Clayton Tucker OUT Of Office
Catchy tune and a reminder of Hillary’s actions that went unpunished….
“From the group of 30,000 e-mails returned to the State Department, 110 e-mails in 52 e-mail chains have been determined by the owning agency to contain classified information at the time they were sent or received…..
Eight of those chains contained information that was Top Secret at the time they were sent; 36 chains contained Secret information at the time; and eight contained Confidential information…..”
It’s funny to watch the lib-monkeys get worked into a lather over more Trump frame jobs and hoaxes. They were literally lied to for four years about that ridiculous “Russia collusion” fabrication, then they believed the vaccines worked, then they believed that Hunter’s laptop was “Russian disinformation” lol, and here they are RIGHT BACK believing more bullshit. It is comical. If Covid taught me anything, it’s that about 30% of the population are hopelessly retarded boot-licking clowns.
They hoot and holler and jump around shitting in their own hands and flinging it at each other:
Trump is going to jail! Trump sold nuclear secrets to Putin! Trump is going to be executed under the espionage act!
Yeah, because Trump needs the money so badly. This is the same guy who didn’t take a paycheck as president. A guy who had money BEFORE he held office – as opposed to scum like the Clintons or Bidens who were dirt-broke rubes and garden-variety morons before they somehow fell ass backwards into hundreds of millions through shady deals like Uranium One and $500,000 “speeches” to the Russians and “ten percent to the Big Guy”.
Tell you what, Bruce. Since Trump is going to jail, I guess he won’t be president again. How about I take Trump to win in 2024 at 100-1 odds? I’ll bet you $200 to win $20,000. I’d bet more there, but I doubt you could afford the loss.
But I digress
Anyways, I want to pin some of Bruce Haywood’s screeching monkey shit here so I can come back and laugh at it on November 9th. Here you go, you idiot monkey – have a couple of bananas:
I just wish I could see Bruce’s fat, stupid, slack-jawed manatee face on November 9th when he realizes Francis O’Rourke is a three-time loser and he gets four more years of Abbott. He’ll shit his Depends and head out for 10,000 calories of Whataburger, no doubt.
I cannot wait.
P.S. – the FBI has been known to murder innocent mothers holding babies. Just saying.
The LEDC is about to piss away a LOT of money to advertise its Business Pork project. How much? About $15,000, according to the latest LEDC packets [see page 32]:
I have to wonder out loud why they need to advertise at all. Mandy told us they ALREADY HAVE “about four” serious prospects…remember?
LEDC/City FINALLY Coughs Up Names Of Prospects For The Business Pork Project. Color Me Unimpressed.
Oh wait. Pho-Licious pho-cked them in the ear and moved away a few weeks ago. My bad. So call it “about three” prospects now.
You might remember the name “Neon Cloud”. I know I did. I was sure I heard it before. So I searched this blog. Sure enough – the LEDC blew $3,354.86 with Neon Cloud back in 2018 to promote this VERY SAME Business Pork project:
‘Business Park’ Is Huge Piece of Pork. Pope Eckermann and Others Feasting On Taxpayer Ass.
Of course, back then we heard a lot of the same old bullshit. Companies were going to move into the Business Pork ANY MINUTE now! Here is what former councilwoman Delena Toups said in 2017 – over FIVE YEARS AGO!
“Ms. Toups said she wants to continue to provide infrastructure to develop the business park. Ms. Toups said through the Lampasas Economic Development Corp.’s hard work, “we are on the verge of seeing large corporations come in [to the business park].” – April 21, 2017
Ouch. Hard to be more wrong than that, unless your name is Bruce Haywood.
Something else in this month’s packet struck me as hilarious. They are concentrating on three tracts with the current millions they are wasting:
None of those tracts is over 4 acres [see pages 28 – 30]. Tract 10 is only 4 acres. Tracts 11 and 12 are 3.5 acres each.
But the City ALREADY owns an “Industrial Park” which is larger than all of those tracts. It is 5.56 acres and they STILL have not been able to fill it! Supposedly Martin Rod & Custom is going to “do a deal” with the City, but that nonsense started almost 10 months ago and there is STILL no deal.
So if you can’t get a tenant for 5.6 acres, how are you going to get a tenant for those 3.5 and 4-acre plots?
I guess it’s best not to ask those simple questions. Just let the LEDC keep flushing millions down the toilet. I’m sure someone will eventually show up!
I seriously think this idiot needs to be institutionalized. Can manatees be rabid? Because this one definitely is. Somebody in his family needs to take him to the vet at the closest aquarium and have him put down before he hurts himself.
I’ve never seen such a profound case of Trump Derangement Syndrome as I’ve seen in Bruce Haywood. Between his TDS and morbid obesity, Bruce will be in an early grave.
Which is actually fine by me.
Let’s look at Bruce’s latest stupidity:
Property taxes: yes Bruce – they suck. We agree on that. Of course, they go up and up and up because idiots like yourself and Clayton Tucker demand “free” stuff at the schools like three meals a day and endless laptops for everybody. You also demand teachers (and cops) get paid a lot more and have smaller classes. All of that costs a LOT of money – and a BIG chunk comes out of your property taxes. So fuck you. You brought that on yourself.
Bruce REALLY hates those property taxes because he can’t avoid them, like he does with federal income taxes – which he admits he hasn’t paid in 23 years….
You see, Bruce is a parasite. He doesn’t work at the ripe old age of 58. There is no way in hell this is because he retired early due to brains and a successful business. I’m betting it’s because he gets checks from the government. I’m guessing he claims he is “disabled”. In my book, being 200 pounds overweight isn’t an actual disability. It’s proof you’re a gluttonous slob who lacks willpower.
Here is a typical day for Bruce the Parasite: he stays up until 2am posting anti-Trump crap and pro-Beto crap on Facebook while yelling to himself and sputtering saliva all over his own face. This is called “cardio” in Bruce’s house. Then he sleeps until about noon the next day. Then he gets up, eats a big pile of Whattaburger and starts all over again….
Sometimes he switches it up and pours gallons of butter down his gullet at Krab Kingz – his other favorite….
I imagine he just sits all day in a giant La-Z-Boy recliner covered in a plastic liner while he sweats buttery pig grease all over himself, smelling of old lady piss while lounging in his crusty yellow underwear. What a fucking loser….and you and I pay for it.
Electricity bills: Bruce is a massive hypocrite here. Bruce LOVES solar and windmills – the VERY TWO THINGS that are making the grid unstable and require us to spend MORE and MORE money to build RELIABLE power plants powered by natural gas and oil. Hell, just TWO DAYS ago, the wind was essentially ZERO and provided less than ONE HALF OF ONE PERCENT (.004) of the day’s electricity.
On those days, fossil fuels save the day – that means money. Of course, dipshit Bruce never even has to worry about his power going out because he is on a grid with a hospital, according to him. So on those days when power is tight (thanks to greentarded policies pushed by Bruce himself) he is sitting there with his AC on full blast and his pool pump running all day while other people suffer for his stupidity.
Bonus hypocrisy: Bruce the Manatee doesn’t even have solar on his own house!!! What a piece of shit, eh?
Internet bills: more bullshit from the parasite. Internet has gotten WAY cheaper thanks to competition and the arrival of Nextlink – which BRUCE HIMSELF admits he has. It is less than $100 a month and has very good speeds. Any increases in OTHER Internet prices is because morons like Bruce and Clayton Tucker demand that Internet is a RIGHT and everybody should get it free or subsidized – which means the rest of us pay for the freeloaders.
Once again, the rest of us pay for the bums and freeloaders….like Bruce and Clayton…
Phone bill: see the above argument about Internet. All those “Obama phones” and other “free stuff” we hand to freeloaders and bums? The rest of us pay for it. It works the same way as the hospitals. When freeloaders don’t pay their bills, those of us who DO shell out for insurance (like me) get charged $9 for a fucking aspirin so they can make up the losses somewhere else.
What morons like Bruce cannot comprehend is that NOTHING is free. Not school lunches, not Obama phones, not Internet, not trips to the emergency room, not windmills or any of his other libtard pipe dreams. SOMEBODY ELSE pays for it.
The very shit Bruce is whining about is because of policies HE SCREAMS FOR! Can you get any dumber than that? It’s like shooting yourself in the foot and then blaming the company that made the bullet – which sounds exactly like something this idiot might actually do one day. If he could even see his foot, that is.
In short Bruce, shut the fuck up and be happy you are already sponging so much off the taxpayer you can sleep all day and sit around doing nothing but posting Trump screeds and eating junk food in your greasy recliner, you unbelievable parasitic scumbag.
Notes from the latest (8/8/22) City council meeting regarding the budget:
“Salaries will see a 7.4% increase over current budget“– according to City manager Finley deGraffenreid [56 minute mark].
In 2013, total City salaries were approximately $3.9 million [see packet] . In the current budget being discussed, salaries are approximately $7.3 million. This implies a compound annual growth rate of 7.2% per year.
Inflation during that period averaged 2.7%. Therefore, salaries have risen 166% faster than inflation (i.e. 2.6 times faster). There IS and WAS no need for a COLA last month. Employees are ALREADY being compensated far faster than inflation. This is indisputable math. Population growth in Lampasas was negligible at less than 1% per annum.
The retirement plan for the City employees is with the Texas Municipal Retirement System “TMRS”. The employees contribute seven percent (7%) and the City matches at roughly a TWO TO ONE ratio. So the City contributes roughly $14,000 for every $7,000 put in by an employee.
That is REAL money – paid for by YOU.
In 2013, the City contribution rate was 15.21% and carried an annual cost of $661,884. The CURRENT City contribution rate is 16% and carries an annual cost of over $930,000. The City is now close to paying out one million dollars per year just in matching retirement contributions at 2-1.
In 2016, City salaries and benefits made up 28% of the City budget (20% salaries and 8% benefits).
In current budget, salaries and benefits eat up 30% of budget.
Is it Police Chief Cummings? Mayor Thelma Jean? Randy “Speedbump” Clarke? ‘Doctor’ Chane Rascoe?
Let’s look at the conflicting information given in the SAME ARTICLE today in the Lampasas Dispatch:
Statement #1: “Police Chief Jody Cummings said Lampasas Independent School District Superintendent Dr. Chane Rascoe began discussions about adding SROs immediately after the May 24 shooting at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde.
[Makes it sound like Rascoe is on the ball and immediately dealing with this. Although in my opinion, there isn’t much to deal with. Uvalde fucked up badly. Not us.]
Statement #2: “Councilman Randy Clark expressed his frustration that the discussion was occurring so late in the budget process. “This is last minute… I’m very disappointed about that,” he said. “I’m disappointed that no one is here from the schools”.
Statement #3: [transcript from council video – go to 33:00 mark, as I said days ago] “Mayor TJ Monroe agreed. ‘I think I feel the frustration of all the council,’ she said, adding that the council previously held a special session to discuss the state of the police department and school security.
[This meeting was JUST with Cummings, according to video of 8/8/22 meeting]
“THAT was the point for the school district to say what they needed,but they didn’t come forward,” Monroe said. “We’ve spent the summer working on what we thought was a balanced budget, and now they’ve thrown what could be $300,000 to $400,000 into our budget.”
So in statements #2 and #3 (in the SAME ARTICLE) Thelma and Speedbump are saying the opposite: that Chane and the LISD didn’t make a peep until just recently and are going to blow a $400,000 hole in the budget.
This is typical of City council, of course. Making massive expenditures in a big fat hurry with little to no deliberation. It just so happens this was the ONE time it wasn’t really their fault. Sounds like it was Chane Rascoe’s fault. Or perhaps Chief Cummings never relayed the message after he supposedly met with Chane “immediately after” Uvalde.
Somebody dropped the ball. Of course, we will NEVER hear that admitted (kinda like the skate park fiasco). Instead, the taxpayer just gets soaked to “fix” everything (also like the skate park!).
Of course, there are better solutions than wasting another $400,000. You can find those solutions at the link below:
The City just voted to waste spend $35,300 to STUDY drainage issues on Fairview Drive – see page 2, Item 7.4 – near the Stone Valley subdivision.
Yes, that would ALSO be the same Stone Valley built by Deorald Finney who was handed $72,000 in ‘free’ electrical hookups by Misti Talbert.
Oddly, in addition to the $72,000 in ‘free’ hookups, Finney was ALSO handed $33,324 in tax dollars “for drainage improvements his contractor will make on Westridge Place…” [see page 10 in Lampasas Dispatch].
So lemme get this straight. The City hands Deorald $33,324 to “improve drainage on Westridge”. NOW there are drainage issues on Fairview – which is literally less than two blocks over.
Gee. I wonder if the two are related! Zac Morris was the only council member to even question this massive expense for a STUDY. The other braindead council members like Williamson, Monroe and Kuehne just whipped out their rubber stamps and wrote the checks.
Ridiculous.
When I saw this sign on FB the other day, I literally had one thought: I hope to Christ they don’t let the likes of Cathy Kuehne carry a gun. I doubt she knows how to use one. Swear to God. True story.
Then I saw this today:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was close. Right church, wrong pew but it was definitely a Kuehne. Poor Kuehne. Guess they know better than to hand a gun to a rabid liberal. Or supporter of BLM commies and scumbags…
I guess they could give him a wooden gun and a single bullet, kinda like Barney Fife…
I can picture already who I think is secretly carrying in the schools: a smart, strapping man who teaches a real subject like math or science, who was probably born in Texas, goes to the gym religiously, eats rare steak three times a week, shoots trap on the weekend, always carries a pocketknife, deer hunted his entire life and hates commies and pinkos. Perfect guy for the job.
Alternatively, the school could maybe get a construction crane and hoist Bruce Haywood up to the top of the school roof and if any shooter enters, a teacher could pull a “SCHOOL SHOOTER EMERGENCY“cord attached to an Indiana-Jones-type booby trap and release Bruce so he rolls down and squashes the miscreant.
Since a bunch of cops screwed the pooch in Uvalde back on May 24th 2022, every school district in Texas must now spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on MORE “School Resource Officers” to placate the nervous nellies.
Never mind that the disaster in Uvalde had nothing to do with “not enough officers” and everything to do with about a half dozen missed opportunities, ignored warning signs and major fuckups on the part of those very officers.
Mayor TJ Monroe made it clear who is to blame for her budget being wrecked. Her bony finger is pointed squarely at the Lampasas school district who “never got in touch with us all summer” and which is headed by a guy who makes roughly $220,000 in salary and benefits.
Go to the 33:00 mark:
“Immediately after the incident this summer, we did ask for a session with Chief Cummings ….and at that point it would have been the right time for the school district to say “we need some help” …but they DIDN’T come forward and ….we spent all summer working towards what we think is a balanced budget and now itmay be as much as three or four hundred thousand dollars“
Four hundred thousand dollars??? What in hell planet do these people live on? Also, why do we need to spend $400k when we have THIS?
That’s a question for another post, but I have a few ideas on how you could pay for this to save your precious “balanced budget” – one of which the overpaid Nerf Job Holders like Ryan “Dwight Schrute” Ward will not like one bit.
(1) Claw back the 3% COLA raises you just handed to everybody who works for the City. Why not? Finley already admitted on August 8ththat salaries are going up over SEVEN PERCENT from last year’s budget! Don’t you care about the kids, you selfish meanies? Oh what’s that? That’s YOUR money and you don’t like it being grabbed for a super expensive boondoggle of questionable usefulness? Now you know how I feel when I see you blow $1.4 million on the fucking Hostess House.
(2) Charge every parent $125 per kid for their protection – 3,200 students x $125 is $400,000. If you have three kids, that’ll be $375 per school year – due on the first day of class (payable by personal check or money order, please!) or your child cannot attend class. I don’t want to hear any complaining – you spend more than that on new clothes and shoes. Don’t you care about the kids? The money has to come from SOMEWHERE – why not the parents?
(3) Fire $400,000 worth of useless parasites like Kathy Staruska and any other Nerf jobs that pay princely sums but which educate nobody. Maybe chop Rascoe’s salary by $40,000 too – that’s 10% of what you need right there. Use THAT money to pay for more “resource officers”. Surely your child’s safety is more important than employing a useless paper pusher! Cost = $0.
(4) Get a group of about 20 retired MALE military veterans and have them each volunteer to guard the school one day a month. Kind of like doctors are “on call” at a hospital. One thing we have no shortage of around here is veterans. I even have a “disabled” veteran down the street who gets a HUGE break on his property taxes because he is “disabled” – which is funny, because he ALSO works for the Harker Heights fire department! Amazing what some of these “disabled” veterans can do. Maybe they can “give back to the community” since they get such nice perks like massively reduced property taxes? Just a thought. They should ALREADY know how to handle a gun and take down another human, right? Cost = $0. Or maybe buy them breakfast and lunch.
(5) If you DO pay to hire and equip these “resource officers” for the six-figure sums you are talking about, they must sign an affidavit opening themselves up to criminal and civil charges and lawsuits if they should turn chickenshit (like Uvalde) and run away or fail to engage some scrawny, pussy kid with tattoos on his face who is shooting up a school. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t get paid like a brave soldier who knows his shit but then bungle the job. Sorry.
It is crazy that a mere four months ago, the City of Lampasas and the LISD presumably had a school shooting response plan that was acceptable to everyone. But then some morons in Uvalde screwed the pooch hard in May of this year, and now we have to hire MORE officers? I’m sorry, but a lack of SROs wasn’t the problem in Uvalde. The problem was they didn’t execute properly. There were a LOT of well-paid bodies there standing around twiddling their thumbs.
More SROs are not the answer.
Fact: the odds of your child being killed in a school shooting are about 60o MILLION to one. The odds of you winning Powerball are about 300 million to one.
First it was Markie Post (almost EXACTLY a year ago) and now Olivia Newton John at only 73 years old.
If Heather Locklear dies soon then I’ll really be upset.
There will be no posts for a few days, in honor of Olivia. Every guy who is now in their 50s HAD to have a crush on her back in 1978 after seeing her in Grease. I remember sneaking around and watching that movie at my friend’s house down the street because my parents refused to get cable and it had “bad words” in it. Back then it was essentially rated R in my household. I don’t think they had invented PG-13 yet.
My remarks from a year ago after the death of Markie Post also hold true for Olivia Newton John:
“She always seemed like a down-to-earth and likable woman – unlike most of Hollywood. It’s a shame that someone like her gets taken by cancer while human scum like Nancy Pelosi is still walking and talking at age 81 82. There is truly no justice”
As an 80s music nut, I still have a lot of her songs on my playlist. I think “Magic” might still be my favorite….
R.I.P.
P.S. Dear god – please look after and protect Lynda Carter and Erin Gray.