Lots Of Insanity in Latest City Council Packets – Plus Review Of New Budget Coming…

I’ve been swamped with a million things in real life, almost all of them due to having a group of idiots destroying the country. Unfortunately, I don’t live off the government like Loose Haywire or off my parents like Comrade Clayton – so I have problems to solve daily. Those of you who live in the real world understand.

People like Comrade Clayton with no job and no responsibilities can waste away their days kissing the asses of Muslims – this is because he is a parasitic socialist who hates America and wants to see it destroyed. Letting in ass-backwards foreigners who also love socialism and refuse to assimilate into American culture is a great way to do that….

Reminder: this is the CHAIRMAN of the Lampasas Democrats.

Ass-backwards primitive who married her own brother
Marxist parasites and termites

A self-loathing American. Disgusting.

I’ll get to the latest City council meeting AND the brand new budget later this week.

Lib Vaxholes Were Wrong Big Time. Many Will Likely Pay With Their Lives. I’m Fine With That.

Remember WAAAAY back in 2021 when all the good little tyrants were screaming at us to get an unproven “vaccine”? The media (and the Joe Biden puppet) repeated the “pandemic of the unvaccinated” lie a few million times. All the dumb, fat, liberal middle-aged women (and Clayton Tucker) posted the same false stats on social media over and over:

Lots of evil libtards even demanded that anyone who refused the vax should be refused admittance to a hospital because “they were asking for it”. They dreamed out loud and laughed about “all the right wingers dying of Covid” so there would be none left at election time.

People’s lives were ruined when they were fired for refusing a “vaccine” that was untested and ultimately proved to be useless at protecting against Covid. People who needed organ transplants were denied because they refused the “vaccine”.

Well, as usual, our side was right all along.

Now you know why they want to seal the Pfizer test results for 55 years.

It’s now a well-know (if seldom acknowledged on liberal media) fact that the vaccine is causing a LOT of problems. The people who seem to catch it the most as the ones who are vaxxed and boosted the most. LARGE numbers of people who were “vaccinated” are dead. Since a large majority of those are probably liberals, I’m fine with that.

Useful idiot

Hopefully, the voter rolls on the D side of the ledger will be thinned out considerably over the next few years. Not that being dead ever stops Dems from voting.

Same Company That Appraised Business Pork at Ludicrous Valuation Was Previously Sued For….Inflating Land Values (Among Other Scumbaggery)!

I recently wrote about the ludicrous land valuations assigned to the Business Pork’s three tracts under development. The LEDC hired CBRE to do the appraisals and the price per acre they came up with was about 5x higher than anything in the surrounding area.

I have been digging around trying to find out who the hell CBRE is – I had never heard of them. I was thinking maybe it was a small company run by Misti Talbert’s brother-in-law or Mandy Walsh’s uncle or something.

Then I found this:

Credit Suisse nears $360 million deadline in fraud suit built on a hunch

I’ll let you go ahead and read it, but here is a nugget:

As a first step, the law firm filed a lawsuitaccusing the appraiser, CBRE, of artificially inflating land valuesand sales projections. In discovery, the firm obtained Credit Suisse’s communications about those appraisals.

Highland settled its lawsuit against CBRE, which did not admit liability, in 2013, but materials obtained during discovery emboldened the company to also sue Credit Suisse.

An original, lower appraisal by CBRE had been changed after pressure from Credit Suisse, Highland alleged.

The assertion was based in part on communication between CBRE appraiser William Acton and Credit Suisse’s Arik Prawer, one of the Credit Suisse bankers involved with the deal.

Wow.

Oh, and they were also sued for bid rigging in another case!

CBRE rigged bidding for a bank branch, fraud lawsuit alleges

I wondered why the LEDC used this CBRE company to appraise the land, when they had PREVIOUSLY used Herbst Real Estate to appraise this EXACT SAME LAND back in 2012.

I still don’t know why. Perhaps the LEDC can explain it to us someday.

Socialists Are Consumed With Envy

Politicians looking for ways to finance their extravagant spending increasingly complain that the wealthy aren’t paying their “fair share.”

It’s a trend in motion that is accelerating. This rising anti-wealth sentiment seems to be taking the US into dangerous territory.

We hear local socialist morons like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood CONSTANTLY screaming for the rich to “pay their fair share!!”

 Once upon a time, government apologists liked to say that the rich had to be taxed in order to help the poor. That’s no longer the case. Nobody in America is starving. Even “poor” people have flat-screen TVs, air conditioning, and refrigerators. The poor live better than medieval royalty.

What’s going on is the institutionalization of envy, a terrible vice. It’s different from jealousy.

Jealousy says, “You have something that I want. I want one too. Give it to me.”

Envy says, “You have something that I want. If I can’t have it, I’ll destroy it, so you can’t have it either.” Envy is the moral flaw that underlies all socialist economic theories. Socialist feelings and morality underly the economic lies, race hatred, class hatred, sex antagonism, and political polarization tearing the US and the West apart. Envy and socialism have become secular religions. The country has been divided into two different and mutually antagonistic worldviews.

It’s a question of what’s right and wrong, what’s good and evil. It’s not a question of economics, about what’s more productive. This is a much more serious division. It amounts to a religious war between the Left, who want to overthrow and transform society, and the Right, who want to more-or-less maintain traditional values.

The Left is proposing all manner of outrageous, destructive, and genuinely stupid ideas. Free stuff for everybody. Not just food, shelter, schooling, and medical care provided at the expense of producers—which they’ve basically achieved. But now a guaranteed annual income. Everybody is supposed to get a thousand dollars a month, according to the silly twit and wannabe US president Andrew Yang. They won’t have to do anything, just exist, presumably hanging out at Starbucks playing with their iPhones all day. They’ll genuinely be what Yuval Noah Harari, the World Economic Forum’s mincing court intellectual, has called a permanent class of useless eaters [see: Bruce Haywood and Clayton Tucker]

At some point, however, people who work, create, produce, and believe in traditional values will react. Maybe they’ll explode in a violent counter-revolution. Maybe they’ll quietly go on strike, as did Ayn Rand’s heroes in “Atlas Shrugged.” Or maybe they’ll roll over and be transformed into serfs—which is what The Elite would prefer and expect. But something wicked this way comes.

The speech Biden gave on September 1 was intended to be shocking and disturbing. It mimicked a scene out of V for Vendetta or 1984. They went out of their way to have Biden deliver it in Philadelphia, where the US was founded, and use red lighting against a dark background to fan emotions. These people are serious. Biden’s words were full of hate and venom, calling out half the country as the enemy—the speech was unprecedented. It was a warning and an overt threat.

Look at the scene. The red background was over the top. Placing a couple of Marines in the background said, “I have power, and I’ll use it against the enemy.” Theatrics such as these are unprecedented. It amounted to a declaration of civil war. It was followed up by the outrageous raid on Trump’s home and the FBI perp-walking about 50 of his prominent supporters, with dawn raids, in subsequent days.

These people truly want to overturn society. They’re actually a reincarnation of the Jacobins and could turn out to be just as violent and dangerous.

They’re working to create an active environment of class warfare in the US. They’ve succeeded in fomenting race hatred, where people identify not as human beings but as people of color and anti-white. And sex warfare, wherein people are no longer either men or women—albeit a few with aberrations of varying degree—but as one or more of 50 or 60 genders.

These people hate the middle class, with their traditional cultural and religious values. This is why Trump is so popular and why they identify with him. It’s not because many of his ideas are particularly good; he’s essentially a populist with no philosophical center.

The elite and wannabe elitists hate Trump because he’s a cultural traditionalist. These people want to overthrow traditional culture itself and eliminate the middle class. In the ideal world of the WEF types, the vast majority of people, the deplorables, would be serfs.

I know it sounds outrageous, but that’s what’s on their minds. We’ve seen this before in history when Leftist intellectuals get control of real power, the apparatus of the State. They truly want to overturn the very basis of civilization. The Jacobins in revolutionary France, the Bolsheviks in Russia, the Nazis in Germany, the Maoists during China’s Great Cultural Revolution, and the Pol Pot regime in Cambodia.

It can happen anywhere when conditions are right. It seems to be happening now in the US and other Western countries.

Hmmm…Who Should I Believe?

I am facing a terrible conundrum. I can’t decide who to listen to about the economy. One side says it’s the best economy EVER! Another side says it’s dogshit and we’re about to go down the toilet into a worldwide recession.

THE EXPERTS:

On one side, we have the CEO of FedEx.

FedEx is a $53 billion company. Well, it was until this morning, anyway. They have 547,000 employees, have been around for 50 years, and are basically the lifeblood of the United States. They have 18,000 locations all over the planet. They have about 700 transport jets and 80,000 vehicles in their fleet.

On the other side we have this:

A 370-pound human skin tag named Bruce Haywood. Haywood has never run a business in his life, has zero employees, doesn’t work at the ripe old age of 58, is a parasite who lives on government checks and who stays up til 1am posting anti-American screeds on Facebook and then sleeping until noon. He exists thanks to the generosity of the taxpayer and his only contact with the “real” economy are the cashiers at Whataburger and Krab Kingz.

HE says the economy is kicking ass!

Hmmmmm. Very tough call. I think I’m gonna have to go with the guy who is NOT a retarded parade float.

LEDC Apparently Smoking Weed Now. Values “Business Pork” Land at $130,000 Per Acre.

I’m thinking that maybe the Business Park has been transformed into a Trailer Park and Bubbles is now in charge of everything…

That’s the only conclusion I can draw when the LEDC claims their land is now worth $130,000 per acre.

$520,000 divided by 4 give us $130,000.

I guess that means the Industrial Park over on 580 is worth over $700,000! That would be the Industrial Park that STILL sits empty despite us being told almost a year ago that Martin Custom & Rod was about to move in there and build a distillery and barber shop.

LOL. I’m sorry. I can never type those words without laughing my balls off. Maybe they were smoking the same shit last year when they came up with that one.

Just to give you an idea how ludicrous that valuation is, Mike Cour (Eco-Strong scumbag) tried to sell HIS 199 acres just a spit down the street from the Business Pork. He listed it at $6 million ($30k per acre), a pending sale fell through, he re-listed it at $5 million ($25k per acre) and it still sits there unsold.

That was about six months ago. Interest rates have done nothing but go up since then and land prices have cooled considerably. Forget about $130,000 per acre.

Now, land is eventually worth exactly what someone will pay for it – not a penny more. Perhaps some incredibly stupid Arab or Chinaman will come along and pay those prices, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

At those prices, the entire Business Pork is now worth between $19 million and $21 million, depending on who you believe when it comes to the actual acreage out there.

To which I say, it’s the weekend! Save me a toke!!

Hey, save me a toke!

Big Gov Liberal GreedPig Cathy Kuehne Wants To Make Sure She Extracts Every Last Penny From You Chumps.

Fresh off of approving the absolute maximum tax rate they could get away with (by .0001) without letting the voters vote on it, Councilwoman Cathy “Porkchop” Kuehne turned her sights to squeezing even more pennies out of the local taxpayers…

As usual, she sees a big problem where there is none. Then again, she’s not the brightest bulb. She fell for the masking and social distancing thing hook, line and sinker…

…and told us all repeatedly how she “puts herself at risk every DAY” just by being a teacher and risking catching that awful plague known as Covid. The same one she caught previously but didn’t even know she had…

Anyways, the current “big problem” is that there may be people renting out rooms on AirBnB here in town and NOT PAYING THE CITY ANY TAXES! The horror! God forbid you rent your home out for a little extra pocket change without paying your tithes to the City and their HOT (Hotel Occupancy Tax) fund.

For one thing, the HOT fund is so stuffed to the gills with money ALREADY, that morons like Kuehne are using it to fund ridiculous projects like the $1.4 MILLION Hostess House “facelift”. They also throw money at local gardening idiot Janet “Crazier” Crozier out of this fund and are currently debating giving her ANOTHER $12,000 or so, so she can buy rain catch tanks for a garden that is already hooked up to City water and provided nearly free ($35 per year).

When you waste piles of money like that, you are not hurting for dough. If Kuehne got her way, she’d have the Rental Police at your door demanding her cut so she can piss it away on more stupid projects. Fuck all that.

She also brought up the 2024 Eclipse as a reason to “get in front of this”.

Lampasas (through absolute dumb celestial luck) happens to be the #4 spot in the WORLD for watching the April 8, 2024 Eclipse. The path of totality literally passes DIRECTLY over us and our weather on April 8th is historically sunny and clear. I have confirmed this myself by recording the weather here on my compound on every single April 7,8, and 9 for the last 5 years running.

I have been planning for this for over two years already. I have bought tons of eclipse glasses so when they run out on Amazon, I can price gouge morons like Kuehne for $100. I plan on advertising spots on my many acres of land for a LOT of money for any national travelers who want a great spot to watch the eclipse. I will then gouge them for beers and food and everything else they need, because I will be stocking up way ahead of time.

I will not pay taxes on any of it. Suck my balls.

I’m doing this because, unlike Porkchop Kuehne, I have actually been to three total solar eclipses in my life. They are complete and utter mayhem and rooms/space/food/drink are at an absolute premium. This city has no idea what it is in for. These people are insane. They come from all over the world to get a perfect picture and they will murder you if you even talk to them during totality. People are just going to literally stop their cars on 183 for 20 minutes to watch and all your planning and bullshit will mean nothing. You will have 80,000 people all trying to get to the same place at the same time.

Then you will have 80,000 people all trying to leave at the same time. They won’t hang around and “shop on the square” and buy knick-knacks and shit to “support the local economy”. They are locusts. The just need to eat, drink, piss and sleep (maybe) and drain the gas station for the long drive home.

Think of the worst concert or sporting event you have ever been to. Maybe the Superbowl. Then multiply it by 10.

I’ve been there. I suggest you all load up on food, liquor, beer, gas and anything else by March 20th and plan on not being able to buy anything for 3 or 4 days without a massive hassle. It will be like a Covid lockdown.

I was gouged at all of these events, because there is essentially infinite demand from the lunatic eclipse chasers and there is limited supply of space/rooms/gas/beer/roads/restaurants.

It is simple economics – something Porkchop is quite ignorant of, because she has been a government employee her entire life.

But this time I get to be the gouger instead of the gougee. Nobody is going to rob me of that. Least of all a cretin like Kuehne.

This is a chance for EVERYONE in town (not just hotel and restaurant owners) to make a good buck and gouge the shit out of douchebags from New York, Chicago, Tokyo, London, etc. Kuehne can’t stand that. The government MUST get their cut.

Thankfully, new councilman Davis Keele put Porkchop in her place and said it wasn’t a priority! Good man. Looks like maybe we now have TWO non-goldfish on City council.

Just say NO to Kuehne’s money grab and liberal big government GREED.

Latest Sales Tax Receipts UP 12% – But Still Trail Texas

New sales tax numbers are out. Lampasas UP 12% compared to last August. Yipeee!

But for the entire state of Texas, sales tax number UP 13%. We still trail the state. But hey, it’s getting closer! Only off by one percentage point this time!

For the fiscal year, Texas saw sales tax receipts soar 19.3% while Lampasas is only up 9.47% year-to-date….roughly in line with inflation. There is no LEDC-led miracle growth here – just inflation.

Feb and March numbers compare state raw (unadjusted) to Lampasas raw numbers now.