Councilman Zac Morris Makes EXCELLENT Point

At last Monday’s council meeting, Zac Morris made a great point. As one person after another stood at the podium and explained why they need WAY more money this year, the fire chief told us the following (8/25/22 Dispatch):

Lampasas Fire Chief Jeff Smith confirmed that while the county contributes $21,000 in annual funding to his department, 35% of the emergency calls to which the fire department responds are within the county, not the Lampasas city limits.

WOW. They spend 35% of their time OUTSIDE the City limits? Zac Morris then made the obvious point:

“You think that’s worth more than $21,000?” Morris said. “We should work together, of course, but I think we need to even out some of this.”

This year’s Fire Department budget is proposed at $1.65 million. Up 20% from three years ago ($1.373 million). And the county accounts for over a THIRD of the calls?

That $21,000 is equal to 1.3% of the fire department budget, by the way. So you use 35% but pay for 1.6%. Sounds like the kinds of terrible deals the United States makes with the U.N. and NATO. In other words, a total ass ream!

Thank goodness we have at least ONE person with a functioning brain on City council to ask these questions. Just goes to show you how careless the City is with your tax dollars. You’d NEVER hear former mayor Misti Talbert bring up something like this. She was too busy wasting $1.6 million on a new City council chambers.

I guess we’re down to SIX goldfish on City council now!

Forty BILLION Dollars Of Subsidized Pinwheels Sit Idle AGAIN Today

I guess the wind DOESN’T always blow, eh Comrade Clayton?

It sure didn’t blow today…or yesterday. Or the day before that. Wind is providing about half a gigawatt in a state that needs 74 gigawatts today – or about 0.6% of our needs…

Texas has roughly 13,000 pinwheels at a cost of about $3 million each. The annual upkeep on EACH of those is about $50,000 per year – or ANOTHER $650 million down the tube annually ($1.8 million per day).

Oh – and EACH pinwheel needs 30,000 TONS of cement for the foundation! What’s that work out to…like half a billion tons of cement, or something?

Did I mention the blades need replacing every 25 years and end up getting buried in landfills? How sustainable!

This is what happens when shitheads are in charge of a nation’s energy supply.

All of that is highly subsidized by the taxpayer – because “sustainable” energy cannot stand on its own two feet without massive government intervention.

LISD Budget $700,000 Higher Than Projected Three Weeks Ago. Now at $37,700,000.00

That’s a LOTTA money! Especially for a student body that keeps getting smaller.

Don’t worry though. They are very careful with that tax money. Paying $64,000 for an intercom system is a bargain, right? Same goes for the $1,000,000.00 spent on laptops.

Everyone got raises, too. I don’t have a problem with TEACHERS who TEACH (and teach well) getting a little extra pocket change. I DO have a problem with the Kathy Staruskas of the world being paid more, when they should actually just be fired and have their positions eliminated.

I posted this a few weeks ago, but here are the UPDATED numbers!

Back in 2017, the expenditures for the Lampasas Independent School district (LISD) were $30.3 million and enrollment was 3336 (according to The Dispatch)

NOW, we have only 3,200 students enrolled and a budget of $37.7 million.

Cost per pupil has jumped 31% – from $9,000 to $11,780.

The LISD has spent over ONE MILLION DOLLARS on laptops during that period.

Superintendent Chane Rascoe has seen his salary increase from $142,000 to $170,000. An increase of nearly 20%

The governor of Texas is paid $153,750 per year.

I Didn’t Think I Could Hate 300-Pound Sack Of Shit Bruce Haywood More Than I Already Do. I Was Wrong.

I shouldn’t be surprised that our local manatee is a follower of Dan Blather. Blather has always been a magnet for retards:

Dan Rather is upset about people possibly lying on their taxes? This is a guy who got FIRED from his news jobs for lying over and over. He’s one of the biggest pieces of shit there are. I can’t believe he’s not dead yet, either. What is he, like 101 years old? Fuck him.

I’m sure Blather doesn’t know this (because he has high-priced tax experts to do HIS returns) but with about 60,000 pages of tax code, even the most honest people get fucked by the IRS constantly – and many lives are ruined:

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk aren’t going to be audited. YOU are – you, the little guy.

Bruce is literally GLEEFUL over that prospect. This 300-pound sack of shit (who HIMSELF hasn’t paid taxes in 23 years and therefore living off of those of us who DO) is actually GLEEFUL that the IRS will “go back decade after decade” to try and find a misplaced dollar or two so they can bankrupt you with ridiculous fines and penalties.

Let that sink in. Bruce, who is kept in Whataburger and Krab Kingz junk food by YOU the taxpayer isn’t happy with that arrangement. He wants your nuts squeezed harder by a bunch of IRS scumbags.

Bruce, you are one numb cunt. I really hope all your fast food, vaccines and booster shots put you in an early grave. I’m gonna dance all over it, you fat turd.

Piece of shit is gleeful your life may be ruined because you didn’t get enough stolen from you for lazy fat cunts like him

City Hands More ‘Free’ Money To Developers – Hidden Oaks Edition.

The City just can’t stop handing out ‘free’ stuff! Well, if you are a developer, that is.

If you’re just a regular citizen with a huge electricity bill, you get to sit in the middle and suck one.

The latest “freebie” is ANOTHER check to the Hidden Oaks development – a 12-home site on Old Naruna Road that has seen very little activity as of late. I wonder if the housing crash has anything to do with that? Talk about bad timing!

As I pointed out previously, Hidden Oaks was being handed $19,716 for “electrical infrastructure”.

Kinda like Stone Valley was gifted $72,000 for THEIR 67 houses.

But that’s not all!

Hidden Oaks just got ANOTHER fat check “in the amount of $9,887.38 which was reimbursement for expenses related to the lift station for the subdivision as defined in the Development Agreement on Page 7 Section 3- #2A.“, according to the City.

Here is that agreement, once again.

So that is now nearly $30,000 in gifts given by the City – all for 12 houses that may or may not get built by the deadline set by the City.

With rates going up and home sales and prices diving, it will be very interesting indeed to see how Brodie Estates and Hidden Oaks play out. I suspect we’ll get to see if the City has any enforcement mechanism for failure to abide by the contract. I have my doubts.

There Is No Climate Crisis. History Shows Us The Earth Has Seen FAR Worse.

Whenever high temperatures are reported in the US or Europe the news is hyperinflated into wild theories of climate Apocalypse by the media, but weather history suggests that the panic is fabricated rather than justified.  In fact, any hot weather event you can pick out in recent years is likely overshadowed by a much worse event decades or centuries before “man-made carbon pollution” was ever a thing.    

[Hey – whatever happened to “global warming is giving us more and bigger hurricanes?? I don’t recall a single hurricane this year! Oh – we’ll ignore that inconvenient fact this year, I guess]

For example, the media is frantic over the current drought and “record temps” in Europe this summer, warning that it could become the “worst drought” in 500 years.  Of course, this claim opens the door to a question that climate scientists and propagandists don’t want to answer:  What happened 500 years ago? 

A similar level of global warming hysteria was present during a heat wave in Europe in 2003, as well as in 2018.  The few climate scientists still not bought and paid for by governments and the UN have had to point out that these droughts are nothing compared to the living hell that was the drought of 1540This event is often termed a “mega-drought” because the region suffered historically hot temps while receiving almost no rain for a year.

Temperatures that year averaged 5°C to 7° C  above average temperatures in Europe in the 20th century.   In US terms, that means daily summer temps of around 104° F. 

Hundreds of historic accounts written at the time describe around half a million deaths, along with vast wildfires and a winter in Italy that “felt like July.”  Keep in mind that carbon levels in Europe in 1540 were 30% LOWER than they are today, yet, the region suffered perhaps the worst warming event in its recorded history. 

Explain that one, Comrade Clayton and Comrade Haywood!

Today’s climate data is based on records held by the NOAA and other institutions, and these records only go back to 1880.  So, whenever you hear the mainstream media rant about record temperatures, they are using a tiny sliver of global weather history going back a little over a century.  Any honest scientist in this field will tell you that the Earth’s climate record is vast compared to the limited data used by global warming ideologues, and the majority of destructive weather crises have occurred well before man-made carbon emissions.   

It certainly wasn’t carbon pollution from cars, farming and industry that caused the crisis in 1540.

Try doing any research on the 1540 event and you will be buried in a pile of mainstream articles that acknowledge the disaster but then try to use it as an example of why we must comply with carbon restrictions and climate authoritarianism in 2022.  They say “Look at what happened to Europe in 1540.  You don’t want that to happen again, do you?”  

Of course, humanity had no say or control over the weather in 1540, just as we have no say or control over the weather today.  There was no carbon based global warming back then, and there is no carbon based global warming now.  

Scientists still have no idea what caused many of the warming events of the past including the crisis of 1540, so why should we have blind faith in their claims that carbon is the cause of warming in recent years?  In fact, the NOAA and other climate research institutions still offer no concrete proof of a relationship between carbon emissions and rising temperatures.  Their argument is that they have excluded all other possible causes, leaving only carbon as the remainder.  This is not science, this is haphazard guesswork.  

If there was ever a field that defies the logic, reason and analysis commonly associated with the scientific method, it is climate science.   

Set aside the fact that billions of dollars in funding are paid out to climate scientists every year, but only those scientists that operate from the assumption that climate change is caused by human beings.  That is to say, there are numerous incentives for scientists to discount other causes for global warming.  They are not scientists, they are paid political activists.  Luckily, temperatures are not that high.  The NOAA’s own data shows that the average temperature of the Earth has risen less than 1°C in the past century.  This is nothing, so why all the panic?

Let’s just say that carbon controls are a powerful tool for micromanaging the population and justifying authoritarianism in the name of the “greater good.”  If the public is convinced to accept false climate change narratives, then government would have the ability to control every aspect of daily life, from the amount of electricity we use, to the food we eat, to the businesses we can run, to the level of production and the size of the population.  This is not fiction this is reality, and it is happening much faster than many people realize, all in the name of saving the planet from a threat that doesn’t exist.  

Men Versus Wimps

Many in Europe will freeze this winter thanks to greenies and their idiotic policies.

Now, a world without German industry is a real situation on the table.

Zinc, Aluminum Smelters Shuttered In Europe Due To Soaring Power Prices

Up next: societal unrest, nationalization, and hyperinflation.

We cannot follow the Europeans down this disaster path.

Not too long ago, when shale gas was discovered beneath the Pittsburg Airport, private companies were brought in to drill it out.

That’s how a real civilization works.

Nearly 6 months into an epic energy crisis, and these lunatics still calling LNG “stranded assets”, and talking about a world without fossils fuels.

Socialist Barnacle Thinks He/Him Has Money All Figured Out.

If you ever wondered how the “brain” of a socialist weasel works, here you go:

You see, apparently the 1% just “get the money”. It is just handed to them. By some secret government agency, I guess.

They didn’t create any world-changing devices that makes people throw billions of dollars at them FREELY in exchange for the incredible things they invented after years of hard work and risk taking and 100 hour work weeks.

No, no, no. It was hidden under their bed one night in a huge suitcase.

It was just handed to Stephen Briggs and Harold Stratton. It was just handed to Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. It was just handed to Jeff Bezos. It was just handed to Henry Ford. It was just handed to William ShockleyJohn Bardeen and Walter Brattain. It was just handed to Willis Carrier. It was just handed to Bernie Marcus and Sam Walton. It was just handed to Jimmy John Liautaud.

The socialist weasel hasn’t the slightest notion of what it takes to create something so world-changing that everybody throws money at you to make their lives better by owning it. Socialist weasels like Clayton Tucker, Greg Casar, Chuck Schumer, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders have literally never even had a real job, so they don’t understand how wealth is actually created at all.

Lefty scum like Tucker think that their activism is work! They believe that their activism is SO important to the world that they should be paid for it as if it was the same as work! That is not an exaggeration; they really are that crazy.

Now, I’ll agree there are a LOT of 1%ers who are thieves and scumbags and who are only in the 1% because of their connections to government or their ability to grab billions in government subsidies…people who have created NOTHING and only steal from others. THOSE people should be flogged and stripped of their wealth.

People like Bill and Hillary Clinton, Elon Musk, Barack Obama, Paul and Nancy Pelosi, the scum who bankrupted Solyndra and A123 and stiffed taxpayers with a huge tab, Chelsea Clinton, Hunter Biden, Hank Paulson, Timothy Geithner, Ben Bernanke, Janet Yellen, Neel Kashkari, Jamie Dimon, Al Gore, Joe Biden, Barney Frank, Larry Fink, and every hedge fund fucker who gets free money from the New York Federal Reserve Bank.

Ironically, these are some of the SAME scum that lefty idiots like Clayton Tucker idolize.

Go figure.

Police Chief Wants $170,000 For TWO Brand-New Police Cars – For School Resource Officers

I am now convinced that Police Chief Cummings has completely lost his mind. He is requesting nearly $170,000 for two new police cars JUST for the School Resource Officers he wants. See page 87.

$170,000.00.

One hundred and seventy thousand dollars.

You could buy a house for that a couple years ago.

It was bad enough they are using the Uvalde incident to hire two new officers at great expense. The problem with Uvalde wasn’t that they didn’t have enough officers. It’s that they didn’t execute the plan and stood around twiddling their thumbs for like 90 minutes while some scrawny kid who never shot a gun before massacred a bunch of kids.

I have to think that with as small as our town is, every single cop at the station could be at ANY of our schools in under 8 minutes – and a couple schools might be under 5 minutes. I know we have at least 3 or 4 officers who would bust the doors down and give the shooter a double shot center mass (then one in the head to be sure) then calmly eat a burger (**cough** Morua ** cough ** Hummer ** cough cough).

In short, the “plan” we had last year is fine. There is no need for a new plan.

NOW Chief Cummings wants TWO brand-new cruisers. You know – for the SROs who literally stay in one spot all day at the school.

That is pure insanity.

One thing that has bothered me for a LONG time is that every time I drive by the police station, there are at LEAST six patrol cars there. So at any given hour of the day, SIX vehicles are sitting unused. But now he wants two more? Why? SO everybody can get their own personal car with their names on it?

Bullshit.

That’s fine for the higher-up officers who have been there forever. But the new guys? You get to all share a car. You school resource officers? Grab one of those many vehicles sitting there at the station all day long. You know, the ones that are ALREADY equipped with:

$14,902 worth of “equipment”

$6,210 for ‘video system’

$6,500 for a radio!

$4,467 for a COMPUTER!

$3,401 for radar

$1,200 for a router

$1,000 for “graphics”

The above numbers are what they are requesting for EACH new police car. The vehicles themselves are $46,000.

Pretty sure the radio was invented over 100 years ago by some wop named Macaroni or something. No joke. Now, you’re going to blow $6,500 on a radio?

Please. I’ve covered the wildly expensive Motorola equipment before. There ARE other options. But apparently the City manager is unaware of that.

I gotta say this sounds like some Pentagon-level waste. Obscene spending for questionable needs…ESPECIALLY when you ALREADY have a bunch of patrol vehicles sitting there UNUSED all day long. But you can’t speak out against it, or you risk being called “anti law and order” or “anti military”.

[Sorry – had to drive by there today just to prove my point. Now, at least one of these is a Burnet cop car. Almost all the rest were marked “Lampasas”.]

We ALREADY have 24 vehicles, according to the latest City council packet [see page 62].

I’m a pro-law and order guy, but I’m also a fiscal conservative. At some point you need to tap the brakes and say “WTF??? There’s gotta be a better way.”

I realize that by posting this, I’m opening myself to maybe having a “broken tail light” in town and getting a ticket, but I don’t care. This is a crazy and obscene waste of tax dollars. There must be a cheaper way.

Unemployed Socialist Bum Unaware Of Local Internet

If you cut out 8.5% of your brain every year, in about eight years you’ll have half a brain, and be eligible to be the Chairwoman of the Lampasas Democrats:

You got left behind? LOL. Yes, you did – in every way possible, it appears. Height…brains…female companionship…living in your own place, etc.

But that’s your own fault. That’s what happens when you’re 31 years old and have never bothered to find gainful employment.

Love the “Evil Tucker” pube-goat and pube-stache, by the way. Any minute now the chicks will come flocking. No really.

I guess Comrade Clayton, the world’s first Virtual Rancher, is unaware that Nextlink is doing like 130 installs per week around here. Maybe he’s mad because he thinks it should be FREE instead of just really reasonable.

Hey buddy, just ask Mom to pay for it at HER house and have her run a wire up to the upstairs bedroom where you live.

He sure has come far over the last year! He went from “unemployed sign holder” at communist rally to “unemployed and furrowing his brow during campaign rally question to appear erudite”.

That $80,000 International Relations degree was TOTALLY worth it!!