LBJ Was a Colossal Dirtbag

Robert A. Caro’s epic four-volume biography of former US President Lyndon Johnson is among the most meticulously researched and elegantly written chronicles of the life of a single person. Spanning more than 3,000 pages and stuffed with meticulously detailed notes and sources, The Years of Lyndon Johnson collection makes for a sobering read.

There is one overarching and inescapable conclusion drawn from its pages: Johnson was a grotesquely corrupt person willing to say and do anything to accumulate power and enrich himself.

Elected to Congress in his late twenties, Johnson was known for handing out literal bags of cash to politicians in pursuit of the legislative goals of his powerful commercial sponsors – firms like the military construction outfit Brown & Root (now part of KBR). In 1948, Johnson stole the Texas Democratic primary race for US Senate from his opponent Coke Stevenson. The official tally shows Johnson besting Stevenson by 87 votes out of nearly a million cast, but the election was shrouded in scandal by the sudden appearance of 202 additional votes in Precinct 13 of Jim Wells County, of which 200 were for Johnson. Amazingly, those last 202 votes were cast in alphabetical order.

Johnson proudly made a mockery of his dishonesty, openly referring to himself as “Landslide Lyndon” as he continued his ascension up the US political power ladder.

When Johnson entered Congress, he was dirt poor and obsessed with money. He remained an elected federal official until his term as President ended in 1969 – an unbroken string spanning more than three decades – and yet managed to retire with a fortune that would be valued well in excess of $100 million today. His official explanation for how a public servant could become so rich? His wife, Lady Bird Johnson, effectively grew “the small radio station that [she] paid $17,500 for” into a family of broadcasting interests.

1960s bag of shit

What separates Johnson’s story from other tales of political venality is the vast impact of his legacy. The average US citizen’s trust in government peaked at 77% during Johnson’s time as President and has drifted lower ever since, sitting at just 20% today. He also uncorked an orgy of government spending, both in support of the war in Vietnam and in pursuit of his ambitious domestic agenda. Bigger government means bigger opportunities for grift, and Washington DC’s insatiable and bipartisan appetite for both was irreversibly accelerated by Johnson. Measured as a percentage of gross domestic product, US Federal Government spending has nearly doubled since the 1960s.

Normalization of behavior like Johnson’s has led to a continuing debasement of US politics to the point where scandals that would have previously ended careers are now routinely blown off as standard operating procedure. Today, members of Congress openly and flagrantly trade stocks based on inside information, having gone so far as to carve out an exception that legalizes an activity that is still a crime for the rest of us. Government regulators routinely end up as well-compensated employees of the very companies they are meant to oversee, creating giant and obvious conflicts of interest in the process, and selective use of the powers of government against political opponents is now commonplace. An entire cottage industry of rent-seeking enablers – lobbyists, attorneys, and consultants – dot the interface between the private and public sectors, making it impossible for entrepreneurs to thrive without paying a healthy vig to this state-sponsored mafia.

Today’s bags of shit

As the cancer of corruption grows, so too does the government’s need to corral the outrage and the activities of ordinary citizens. In this regard, one weapon supersedes them all: the ability to control how ordinary citizens transact in the economy. As Ben Hunt brilliantly describes in his excellent piece In Praise of Bitcoin, the goal of the US government is to see and preside over all the money in the world because once that power is obtained, it’s game over. Here’s a key passage (emphasis in the original):

That’s really all it is. That’s what Anti-Money Laundering (AML) regulations are all about. That’s what Know Your Client (KYC) regulations are all about. That’s what Report of Foreign Bank and Financial Accounts (FBAR) regulations are all about. That’s what the Treasury-led Society for Worldwide Interbank Financial Telecommunications (SWIFT) is all about. That’s what the Bank Secrecy Act (BSA) is all about. None of these programs are really about taxes. None of these programs are really about catching crooks or fighting terrorists. All of these programs are really about information for information’s sake regarding the greatest source of power in the world and the raison d’etre of every government on Earth: money.”

Buried in the noise and drama surrounding the ongoing collapse of the crypto sector are disturbing developments in tangentially related technologies that look set to snuff out the last vestiges of individual privacy: central bank digital currencies (CBDCs). Just as the shock of 9/11 was leveraged to roll back basic freedoms in the name of security, so too will the deep criminality exposed in the digital assets space be used to justify a terrifying shift in the way all citizens interact with each other in the economy.

Ukraine Slush Fund Grows Larger – Now $100 Billion of YOUR Tax Dollars

I knew from the very first day that the whole Ukraine thing was a scam. You know how I knew? Because two of the biggest morons around these parts quickly got rid of their “I’m vaxxed and boosted! I’m masked up!” filters on their profile pics and threw a Ukrainian flag onto their profile pic LITERALLY overnight.

In fact, socialist scumbag Clayton Tucker even hung a Ukrainian FLAG from his parents’ house, where he currently resides.

They told us the war would be over soon because Putin had cancer, the Russian troops were getting stuck in the mud, they didn’t like the cold weather, blah, blah, blah. Well, here we are $100 BILLION later, and it’s still going. We have sent them FAR more than the Russian military spends themselves for their ENTIRE MILITARY BUDGET.

So you’ve outspent your opponent by 150% and you are still getting your asses kicked, according to that worm Zelensky? What does that tell you? It tells me that most of that money is disappearing into the pockets of scumbags. Or else you are COLOSSALY inept.

When a TRUE fiscal conservative like Rand Paul suggested we put some oversight on all these tens of billions of dollars to make sure they weren’t being like, stolen and stuff, the left went CRAZY and refused.

That is because they are all very likely in on this slush fund and getting kickbacks – because they are all completely corrupt scumbags.

Funny – comrade Clayton has quietly removed his Ukraine flag and so has Potato Head Steph as she YET AGAIN erased all evidence of her past stupidity in supporting a stupid cause (masks, vaccines, Biden, etc).

Say that reminds me: how have gasoline prices managed to come down so far if Putin is still at war with Ukraine? I thought it was “Putin’s price hike”? At least, that’s a local retarded land whale named Bruce Haywood was saying all summer when gas prices were exploding.

Not only did the war not end, but we are throwing even MORE money at it.

I shit on all of you lefty scumbags…as well as Mitch McConnell and other RINO scum.

Reminder That Bernie Sanders Is A Worthless Bum.

Bernie Sanders said Monday his parents would never have thought their son would end up in the Senate and running for president. No kidding. He was a ne’er-do-well into his late 30s.

“It’s certainly something that I don’t think they ever believed would’ve happened,” the unabashed socialist remarked.

He explained his family couldn’t imagine his “success,” because “my brother and I and Mom and Dad grew up in a three-and-a-half-room rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn, and we never had a whole lot of money.”

It wasn’t as bad as he says. His family managed to send him to the University of Chicago. Despite a prestigious degree, however, Sanders failed to earn a living, even as an adult. It took him 40 years to collect his first steady paycheck — and it was a government check.

“I never had any money my entire life,” Sanders told Vermont public TV in 1985, after settling into his first real job as mayor of Burlington.

Sanders spent most of his life as an angry radical and agitator who never accomplished much of anything. And yet now he thinks he deserves the power to run your life and your finances — “We will raise taxes;” he confirmed Monday, “yes, we will.”

One of his first jobs was registering people for food stamps, and it was all downhill from there.

Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him. Penniless, he went on unemployment. Then he had a child out of wedlock. Desperate, he tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shitty carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”

Then he tried his hand freelancing for leftist rags, writing about “masturbation and rape” and other crudities for $50 a story. He drove around in a rusted-out, Bondo-covered VW bug with no working windshield wipers. Friends said he was “always poor” and his “electricity was turned off a lot.” They described him as a slob who kept a messy apartment — and this is what his friends had to say about him.

The only thing he was good at was talking … non-stop … about socialism and how the rich were ripping everybody off. “The whole quality of life in America is based on greed,” the bitter layabout said. “I believe in the redistribution of wealth in this nation.”

[Sounds like Clayton Tucker!]

So he tried politics, starting his own socialist party. Four times he ran for Vermont public office, and four times he lost — badly. He never attracted more than single-digit support — even in the People’s Republic of Vermont. In his 1971 bid for U.S. Senate, the local press said the 30-year-old “Sanders describes himself as a carpenter who has worked with ‘disturbed children.’ ” In other words, a real winner.

[Sounds like Clayton Tucker “I was a kindergarten teacher!]

He finally wormed his way into the Senate in 2006, where he still ranks as one of the poorest members of Congress. Save for a municipal pension, Sanders lists no assets in his name. All the assets provided in his financial disclosure form are his second wife’s. He does, however, have as much as $65,000 in credit-card debt.

Predictions For 2023

What does my crystal ball show for next year? Here are some educated guestimates…

(1) Mayor TJ Monroe will run for a second term in May, even at the advanced Biden-like age of 74. If she DOESN’T run, I think Kuehne has aspirations for that particular position. God help us.

(2) Finley will retire and Ryan Ward will take over. I’ve heard that Ward is a “nice guy”. Great. From what I’ve seen he’s not super bright and his ‘solution’ for every problem (both real and imagined) is to spend a ton of money. He has been here only a year and has already implemented several costly programs of questionable necessity.

Naturally, he’ll get ANOTHER raise when he is elevated to this position – despite ALREADY getting TWO raises in his first 9 months of employment here.

(3) Nobody will move into the Business Pork. Our $7.5 million plot of fire hydrants and a road will sit empty another year. Some new “economic director” will tell us they they get “tons of calls” every week from the governor’s office.

(4) S2M2 will fail to build the 22 houses they are supposed to have built by December of 2023. City council will do nothing, despite handing them $185,000 a couple years ago as part of an “agreement” to do so.

(5) The joke company known as “Eco-Strong” and run by con man Mike Cour will FINALLY and spectacularly go out of business. There is no market for $46,000 fences in the middle of a recession and 7% interest rates. The warehouse over there by Brown’s Feed will be abandoned by Cour and he will likely owe a lot of people money in his wake.

(6) Local socialist Clayton Tucker will turn 32 in February and will continue to live with his parents for the entire year. He will not get a job in 2023 and will continue to bitch about “fixing the grid” despite the fact it is the very same unreliable power sources he champions that cause all the problems.

(7) Bruce Haywood will stay fat, stupid and annoying all throughout 2023, assuming he doesn’t drop dead of morbid obesity or the vaccine.

(8) The Fed will pussy out and NOT raise rates any further at their February meeting. The top is in for fed funds, imho. Not financial advice.

(9) We will see a well-known business (or two) that have been in Lampasas for YEARS shut their doors due to the shitty Biden economy.

(10) There will be a huge uptick in commercial air accidents, crashes and deaths as the stupidity of DEI diversity hires and of force-vaxxing pilots begin to really be felt.

(11) Within 90 days of the skate park opening, there will be graffiti and vandalism galore. The bathroom there will be vandalized and/or damaged to the point it has to be closed.

Looking Forward to 2023…

I love making lists. Here’s one…

People who will probably die in 2023 and I will be super bummed out about: Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman.

Clint and Gene are the last of the old school Hollywood bad asses. Especially Clint. The guy is the epitome of the strong, silent type. He’s a free-market libertarian, his movies kill it, and he always comes in under budget. He once punched his son in the face for leaving his sister at a party. That is OLD SCHOOL parenting.

Gene kicked some guy’s ass in a minor traffic wreck when he was like 72 years old. Remember that scene in Unforgiven when he takes English Bob and knocks his dick in the dirt in front of the entire town while yelling bas-ass lines at him?

“You probably think I’m kicking you, Bob…but it ain’t so! What I’m doing is talking, you hear? I’m talking to all those villains down in Kansas!”

Gene Hackman does that shit in real life.

I have zero doubt that 92-year-old Gene or Clint could still kick the asses of most 32-year-old pussies running around today (**cough ** Clayton Tucker ** cough).

People who will probably die in 2023 and I’ll be just fine with it: Dan Rather, William Shatner, George Soros

Remember in the old days when if you did something so slimy, unethical and embarrassing you got fired for it, you then disappeared into the weeds never to be heard from again? Well, that is NOT Dan Rather. He is still shamelessly blathering his libshit garbage on Twitter. I’ll be happy to see him dead.

Shatner? Just a giant asshole. Ditto for Soros. Soros is a real-life comic book villain.

People who will probably not die in 2023 but I really wish they would: Jamie Raskin, Sean Penn, Mitch McConnell, Seth Rogen, Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters, Jimmy Kimmel, Joe Biden, George Takai, Stephen Colbert, Grady Lucas of Lampasas TX, Howard Stern, Rob Reiner, Barney Frank, Whoopi Goldberg and the other morons on that show, Chuck Schumer, George Lopez, Joe Scarborough, Ilhan Omar, Bernie Sanders, Barbara Streisand….well, this is going to be a long list. Hold on.

“Fifth Generation” Rancher Now Has “Several” Goats.

Our local socialist bum and self-proclaimed “fifth-generation rancher” (LOL!) shared some information about his grampa’s ranch recently!

According to Clayton Tucker:

On a personal note, you may find some joy in my latest ranch adventures. I bought my very first donkey this year, a real sweetheart named Penny (she is indeed a true TX Democrat!). I got her to protect our goats–of which we now have several, as I work to build up my family’s ranch. As it turns out, Penny arrived pregnant, so she was a two-for-one special! We named her baby boy Peso.

She’s a true Democrat? Why do you say that? Does she sleep til noon and then steal the food of the other animals who worked all day? The sad thing is she’s the closest thing to a girlfriend you will ever have…but something tells me you’ll be far more interested in her male offspring.

So after five generations of ranchers (or about 130 years), five generations of Tuckers have managed to amass a single donkey and you have “several” goats?

Impressive.

But why would you need to “build up” a ranch that has been in operation for 130 years, according to you? You are about to turn 32 years old. What the hell have you been doing for the last 10 years?

It also means, once again, that I TOO am a rancher and I didn’t even know it! I also had “several goats” and a donkey for about 4 or 5 years. I managed to accomplish that with two phone calls in the course of a week. But I hear you Tuckers are a little slow.

The other hole in his “fifth generation rancher” bullshit story is that he has said on a few occasions that his dad owned an auto parts store. I guess he was one of those “virtual ranchers” as well. Or maybe he shoveled shit once, which makes you a rancher in Clayton’s book.

Say, that reminds me….

Two fake ranchers, Clayton and Beto, are driving down a dirt road when they come across Penny the donkey with her head stuck in the fence.

Beto says “Man I haven’t had any pussy in months!” He jumps out of the truck Prius and just starts banging the donkey like there’s no tomorrow.

Then Beto looks over at Clayton and says “Hey, do you want any of this?” Clayton replies “Sure….but do I have to put my head in the fence?”

Sales Tax Receipts For November: Lampasas BEATS State of Texas!

My goodness. How did THIS happen?? Mandy Walsh has been gone for two months and there is nobody to “direct” our economy! This is certainly baffling!

It was a squeaker, but we eked out just under one percentage point better than the state as a whole.

What has me stumped is why our receipts are so ‘lumpy’ for lack of a better word. April, June and October show massive drop-offs compared to the state AND compared to our own previous and prior months.

Maybe it’s all those Corvive millionaires that were minted a couple years ago buying Lambos and Bentleys or something.

Julie Landrum: Hippie or Hitler?

Oh that Julie Cain Landrum! She’s such an ARTIST! She is so AVANT GARDE!

Such a “cool kid” and member of the counterculture! Yeah! She’s an artist “sticking it to the man”! She’s making the status quo “uncomfortable” with all of her rebellion and individuality!

Oh, except that one time when Wuhan Flu was going around and she immediately fell into line with the government propaganda and turned into a Soviet-era snitch…ratting out anyone who didn’t want to impose the moronic mask mandates that violated 100 years of well-understood science about virus transmission.

Those are known as “crazy eyes”

An ‘artist’ comforts disturbed individuals? YOU are the disturbed individual. Twat.

I told you I’ll NEVER forgive or forget about the Covid Cult scumbags who turned into little mini Hitlers and went Good German overnight. I will keep that promise until the day I die of non-Covid causes.

People like Melissa Johnson, Bruce Haywood, Karen Spivey-Cummings, Lee Morey, Allie H Yanta, Michelle D Moore-Rodriguez, Christopher McDaniel, Gregory Thompson, Rohnda Witcher, Jennifer Moreno (Sanchez), Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris and Clayton Tucker.

How does it make you feel that you’ve spent the last 3 years abusing your body and your mental health in a paranoid delusion about a virus and I spent the last 3 years living totally normal?

The 70s Kicked Ass

Close your eyes and you’ll hear the sound of natural selection…

This was the greatest game ever invented for middle-school gym class. You knew exactly where you stood in terms of coolness. The nerds and unathletic were the first to get hit (easy marks). It always came down to the same three or four kids at the end.

There are deliverers of pain, and there are receivers of pain. I guarantee you, Clayton Tucker still has a slight impression of that cross hatch pattern on his back somewhere.

In seventh-grade PE my friend drilled his brother in the face, broke his glasses, and I think he was bleeding a little. HIS OWN BROTHER.

There were no friends or family on the other side, only victims.

Come to think of it, this country really started going down the shitter when schools started banning dodgeball and other “human target” games. How do we expect to raise men to protect our country if we treat them like flower-holding pussies all of their childhood? Kids need to lose, kids need to get hurt, kids need to be made fun of. It’s what gets them ready for life.

Absolutely ridiculous. Dodgeball was not an oppressor of children…it was a teacher of life.