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Socialist Idiot Who Is Not a Farmer and Doesn’t Know How To Repair Tractors (Or Use Wrench) Demands Farmers Get Right To Repair Tractors

You never know what inane and obscure cause our local socialist Comrade Clayton Tucker of Lampasas will take up next.

First it was free Covid vaccines for Africans or something. Now it’s the right to repair your own tractor.

Who cares WHAT you want, douchebag!

This is hilarious for several reasons:

(1) This socialist asswipe has spent his WHOLE LIFE demanding bigger and more intrusive government. Government that can forcibly tell you what car to drive, what to eat (less meat!), how much ethanol you have to have in your gas, what kind of stove you can have, whether you are “allowed” to own an AR-15 (Tucker says NO to that), etc. Then he gets butthurt about his “rights” being taken away by John Deere!

So he’s fine with the government telling you what to do from cradle to grave, but John Deere imposing a rule on him is absolutely out of the question.

(2) Clayton is not a farmer OR a rancher. He sometimes poses on his “family” tractor (not his) and pretends to have an actual job as a rancher as part of his bullshit rural persona he feeds to gullible Austin twats. In reality, he holds unpaid joke positions in the Democratic party and lives with his parents.

(3) His family just bought a NEW tractor that isn’t even a Deere in the first place! Mind you, Clayton did not pay for this tractor, either – but he makes it sound like he had a hand in it….

Get more work done. LOL. Good one. The socialist wants you to think he works!!

(4) Clayton once did a hilarious video about this very issue a few years ago. He staged a maintenance issue out in a field while mowing with his grandpa’s tractor: “Hey look! My shear bolt broke! Say that reminds me…let’s talk about the right to repair!”

It was even more staged and fake than his cowboy hat trick!

Anyways, Clayton then proceeded to “fix” grandpa’s tractor for his video audience – which consisted of sliding a new bolt into the hole and then tightening the nut on top. But he even managed to fuck THAT up. He used his wrench like a 7-year-old girl might hold it, if she was slightly mentally retarded:

“Derrr….me fix tractor!”

Yes, it is a good thing Lampasas socialist and fake farmer Clayton Tucker has a “memorandum of understanding” to “fix” “his” tractor! Otherwise all the crops might wither and die!

What a complete tool.

FAA Systems Crash – Paralyzing Flights

Just another day in Joe Biden’s America.

US Flights Gradually Resuming after FAA Computer Outage

Between air traffic being constantly fucked up and the Feds now discussing BANNING gas stoves, we are in for a glorious year, comrades!!

If you’re surprised that the FAA’s systems went down this morning grounding all domestic flights, you shouldn’t be.

Below are DOT and FAA’s appropriations focus in the 2023 budget: “Racial equity,” “inclusion,” “income inequality,” “environmental justice, and “climate change”.

The NOTAM system is down. The acronym meant “Notices to Airmen.” FAA changed that in Dec 2021 to “Notices to Air Missions,” so as to not offend. This is the focus of our betters.

Pro tip: Zero women in aviation were offended by “NOTAM.”

Classified Docs Found at Biden Think Tank

Ruh roh! What have we here??

Material was identified days before the mid-term elections – once AGAIN, info is hidden to effect the outcome of an election.

Recall it was exactly FIVE MONTHS ago when the FBI raided Mar-a-Lago and claimed they had found all of those “classified documents” which caused some of the dumber members of the liberal community to scream about “nuclear secrets” and “treason”. Last I checked, Trump is still roaming free despite non-stop yammering back then about “execution” and “prison sentences”.

Once again, Bruce Haywire looking like a complete moron as he is wrong for the 374th time:

Time to impeach/indict the treasonous Biden, right? Biden wasn’t even President when he did all this. Neither was Sandy Berger. Trump, however, WAS President and has the power to declassify anything he wants.

What’s Biden’s excuse going to be? That he’s a dementia-riddled pudding-brained moron? That would actually be believable.

Bruce Haywood: STILL the dumbest bastard in Lampasas!!

The Goldfish Swim Tonight: 1-9-23 Council Meeting

First council meeting of the year. I wanted to live-comment on this, but a biblical tantrum by our 8-year-old made that impossible.

What was covered:

Skate Park: this wildly over-budget project will soon be finished. Now council is trying to get ahead of the inevitable graffiti and vandalism problem. Guys like Mike White tried to tell us that these skaters are just average kids who want a place to skate. They aren’t hoodlums or anything.

Yeah, right. We’ll see in a big hurry. You can rest assured, I’ll document every penny spent on fixing that $180,000 bathroom that is adjacent to the skate park. Council is EVEN considering letting people paint all over this and calling it “art”.

No, I’m not kidding.

Harrison Construction received $27,500 for “skate park work” and another $7,220 for “road base” and “manufactured sand”. That would be “Harrison” as in “Greasy” Chris Harrison – former City council member who also works for S2M2 and connived the City out of $185,000 for the Brodie Estates subdivision – which is nowhere NEAR done yet.

Wastewater Interceptor project: I don’t care about this much. This is the kind of boring shit that City managers SHOULD spend their days doing – as opposed to crap like Business Parks and new council chambers projects. All I will point out here is that Pope Eckermann was paid $35,250 to do the study.

Another new police officer sworn in: how many is that now??? Jesus. Guess I better ask the City secretary.

Another One Bites The Dust…

Awww….man. Cute little Nicholas dropped dead? Brutal. It would be sad, but he was a rabid vaxhole too:

-Adam Rich #DiedSuddenly at the age of 54 Cause of Death: Unknown.

Granted, this kid had a lot of problems, like most child stars. Perhaps it was the drugs that did him in. Either way, they’ll never admit it was the ‘vaccine’ even if it was.

All these rabid vaxholes dying and Howard Stern still lives??? Only a matter of time, Howard. Hope your affairs are in order, you greasy scumbag.

I would like to take this opportunity to ONCE AGAIN remind all the local commie scum like Grady Lucas and Clayton Tucker to GET YOUR BOOSTERS!!! Grandpa Brandon said it was good for you – so get it done!

Another One Bites The Dust

If I were a vaxhole who had received multiple shots, I would sure as hell be getting very nervous right about now. I’d also be pissed that I was duped by government liars and scumbags.

I am smart enough to never fall for that shit myself. Luckily, a LOT of liberals fell for this, so the consequences will fall upon those we need less of anyways.

Yes, by all means “get the freaking shot”, you Potato Headed clown horn. Get it again and again.

What was that shit they told us? Oh yeah…”the vaccine prevents serious illness and death”. That was it.

“I have enough confidence in the vaccine to get it done. .. Those of you who think the vaccine kills people can use me as a test.

If I die, you were right. If I don’t die, and have no ill effects, you were wrong, and should admit it”

-Doug Brignole April 4, 2021 #DiedSuddenly

This guy was in about as good a shape as you can be in for a 63-year-old. Freakishly good shape….and HE got knocked off.

Imagine if you looked like THIS and got the shot:

Here is local moron Bruce Haywood pretending to be an “expert” and urging everyone to poison themselves like he did:

Damar Hamlin Is The DA MAN

See what I did there? DA MAN it literally in his name. It was only a matter of time before he woke up and asked “did we win the game?”

I guess the guy who died and came back to life isn’t a complete pussy like his coach:

Laying in the ICU, cannot talk and first thing he wants to know is “who won the game?”

That is the spirit that put man on the moon – despite horrifying setbacks like three men dying on the launch pad in 1967. If that happened today, the Twitter pussies would shut down the entire space program – and the environmental pussies would be crying about rocket exhaust fumes.

That spirit is why Americans invented everything that is awesome in the world like electricity, automobiles, oil exploration, microprocessors, air conditioning, crack cocaine and the Internet – while the rest of the world took siestas all day and watched us in awe.

That is the spirit directly handed down by our caveman ancestors and the first 140-pound Neanderthal who had the balls to pick up a spear and decide to take down a 12,000 pound mastodon. He said “fuck these plants and nuts, I want STEAK TONIGHT” and he went out there and took it.

Damn right. I’d ask the same thing. Did we accomplish what we worked so hard for all season? Did me giving it literally everything I had make a difference?

You want to tell him what happened?

Oh, sorry buddy. I hate to tell you that coach started crying and then quit the game. It’s not even a tie. We didn’t valiantly win the game for you. We all went home and then yelled at anyone on Twitter who asked how the #1 seed was going to be decided now since it’s the end of the season and we can’t make this game up.

Thanks for playing.

The 70s Kicked Ass

“HERE’S your trigger warning!”

Nothing said “lunchtime fun” to kids back in my day like an 18th century pioneer going to town on “indigenous people” with the butt end of a rifle.

Re-enactments at school often resulted in a dropped lunchbox and shards of glass in your milk. It made us tough.

Related: “You’re just an Indian, *I’m* the Chief” was an actual playground insult back in the ‘70s.

Lunch room moderators would go into cardiac arrest nowadays if kid pulled that out

Another Vax Douche Dies

I love these. I really do. I’ll never stop posting them.

I’d also like to remind Bruce Haywood, Clayton Tucker, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris and Grady Lucas to get your Covid boosters NOW!!! Do not delay! Maybe get two, just to be safe. Like the mask thing.

Guess he won’t be getting any more boosters

“If you decline Moderna and are “waiting” for Pfizer you are a piece of garbage. Take the f**king vaccine you are able to get.“ – Liam Coward, June 2021

Liam Coward #diedsuddenly one week ago of “unknown causes” at the age of 27.

Hopefully Howard Stern is next.