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A Reminder That Hubert Drew First Blood

Hubert “Heath” Humperdink is very upset that when he insults “rednecks” and “plague rats” who are “too stupid to wear masks” that he gets insulted right back.

What did you expect, Hubert?? That we free-breathers are just going to sit there and take it? Uh uh. Let’s go back and see what started it all:

Calling us dumb rednecks and plague rats! You didn’t think that would elicit a response? Lol. You make me laugh, Hubert. Naturally, I am going to respond with MY argument.

My crime? I pointed out that if you REALLY cared about your own health, you wouldn’t weigh about 380 pounds…because morbid obesity (a medical term!) is the absolute most likely comorbidity to kill you if you catch Covid. It is also 100% preventable by eating less and exercising more.

Q.E.D.

Free Advice To Peanut Gallery

Some of the people I go after on this blog don’t like it one bit. They probably feel very stupid that I use THEIR OWN POSTS against them. I take PUBLICLY POSTED REMARKS by some very dumb people and then rip them to shreds for being hypocrites, morons or incompetent buffoons. I do this using meticulous logic, facts, public records (available to ANYONE) as well as links to documents and photos…and clips of THIER OWN STATEMENTS they have posted PUBLICLY for anyone to see.

(One of the biggest websites in the world is built upon people calling each other out for hypocrisy and lies – it is called Twitter and that speech is protected under the First Amendment. At least for now, until libtards shut it all down.)

You want to call me an asshole for this? Go right ahead! I call myself an asshole. It’s been in the TITLE OF THIS BLOG for 2.5 years, you nitwit. Call me names all you want. It bothers me not a bit. I can take it.

When you attempt – and fail – to refute my logic and facts, go ahead and call me names again because you are frustrated by losing the issue on facts. It doesn’t bother me a bit. This is because I value the opinions of progressive Marxist clowns about as much as I value a smeared turd on the sole of my boot.

But going BEYOND this is a huge legal no-no. Melissa Johnson in particular has said “he was served papers for stalking children“. Ouch. That is what’s known as a 100% falsehood. I call it defamatory and libelous. FALSELY and publicly telling an audience of thousands that somebody has been in trouble with the law for “stalking children” is a serious crime. It is the worst lie you can tell to destroy a man’s reputation and can result in that person being unemployable for the rest of his life.

You know what that means? It means that man has an airtight, knock-down lawsuit for defamation and libel combined with a large cash settlement for loss of earning power. A top-notch lawyer (which I can definitely afford) could put you into the poor house for making such ridiculous (and easily disproved) claims.

I’ve never been “served papers” for stalking anyone in my life – let alone a CHILD. That’s a disgusting and very serious accusation and you better damn well have evidence to back up your defamatory claims. Of course, no such evidence exists – which means you might be in very deep shit, my friend.

I suggest that anyone accusing me of ANY crime do their homework first. I have a spotless record. I have never been in trouble for ANYTHING, let alone stalking.

My only ‘crime’ is being an asshole to those I disagree with.

I have ALSO never EVER sicced a lawyer on ANYONE for a “cease and desist” for calling me names. Ever. This is another 100% lie told by Melissa Johnson. If you have evidence of such a “cease and desist” from me or from an attorney hired by me, feel free to post that evidence on the Internet for all to see.

You can’t. Because I’ve never sent a cease and desist to anyone in my life.

In fact, I’ll publicly state right now that IF any of you nitwits in the peanut gallery can produce a “cease and desist” order from this blog, from me or from a lawyer I hired, I will donate $10,000 to the re-election campaign of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AND I will shove a live salmon up my ass on YouTube.

Should be easy enough, right? Produce the “cease and desist” you keep lying about and it’ll cost me $10,000 and a live fish up the ass on YouTube.

I’m giving Melissa Johnson 24 hours to remove her libelous and defamatory post about me “being served papers for stalking children” or I WILL be siccing a lawyer on someone for the first time in my life.

I promise you it will not be pretty – ESPECIALLY since you have just been warned you are spreading defamatory statements that are 100%, easily provable LIES.

If you choose to keep your statements up anyways, well, then it just makes it worse for you since you are now KNOWLINGLY doing so.

You can call me any names you want...but falsely telling the world I am a criminal is absolute and utter horseshit. I don’t take it lightly.

When Mandy Walsh Says Lampasas Was “Economically Injured” By Covid, She Is Lying Like A Rug – Here Are The REAL Numbers:

The Lampasas Economic Development Corp (LEDC) is STILL working on their CARES ACT grant for their ‘Business Park’ debacle, apparently. I remember back when it was going to be completed by July 31, 2020! Only six months late, guys!

What’s the hold up? Who knows. My guess is that Mike Cour and Eco-Strong are a MUCH weaker prospect than they let on. They likely needed Impact DataSource to conjure up some bullshit studies to make them look better – and that takes time.

Of course, Mayor Transparency REFUSES to let me see the study, which was completed last month. My lawyer and City attorney JC Brown are currently sparring over that.

Rest assured, I shall prevail.

Anyways, I recently downloaded a database which lists EVERY SINGLE PPP LOAN handed out in Lampasas by business name. The big ones (over $150,000) are easy to find. The smaller ones are much harder….but I have them all.

You wonder why the City had an extra $250,000 in sales tax fall in their laps this year?? I sure did. Now I know why. Let me list all the ways that Lampasas was “economically injured” by Covid:

Individual stimulus checks: I estimate this to be roughly $6 million dollars pumped into the local economy ($1200 times 3500 adults and $500 times 3000 kids). This is literally a “money” flood that was conjured out of thin air by the Treasury and Federal Reserve and handed out to everyone.

Large PPP Loans (over $150,000): I estimate this to be roughly $2.5 million dollars.

Small PPP Loans (under $150,000): I did an AutoSum of all the totals on my spreadsheet and it totaled $5.7 million. MANY of these will never have to be paid back.

CARES ACT to City and other: This includes, for instance, the $100,000 that Mandy Clause handed out to undeserving businesses like Wool & Vine and was THEN reimbursed by the Feds. The City, through Rickie Roy, is also applying for reimbursement in the amount of roughly $400,000, if I am not mistaken. That’s for shit like hand sanitizer, Plexiglas, expensive equipment they might possibly get away with calling “covid relief”,etc. That is another $500,000 right there.

Latest ‘stimulus’ bullshit check of $600: I don’t know the criteria on this and haven’t looked at it closely but call that another $3 million.

So we are looking at EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS pumped into Lampasas. That’s $18,000,000.00

That ALSO doesn’t take into account the boat loads of money paid out in unemployment claims AND the work-ethic-killing $600 per week piled on top of that. I have no idea how to calculate that, but I have no doubt it runs into the millions.

So – we likely have in the neighborhood of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS sloshing into our City from the Feds…..yet Mandy Walsh has the BALLS to then go begging to the Feds FOR MORE for the LEDC’s failed ‘business park’!! She actually has the NERVE to apply for a grant by claiming that Lampasas was “economically injured” by Covid!

Christ, lady. Covid has been a total GIFT to this town, financially speaking. We have come out WAY AHEAD and our unemployment rate is lower than that of Texas AND the United States. Yet you have your hand out for more! Worse yet, every single City council member unanimously agreed to this attempted pilfering.

Absolutely disgusting. You’re worse than the slimiest politicians in Chicago and New York with that kind of bullshit money grab. For shame.

ManWhalePig Hubert “Heath” Humperdick Wrong Yet Again

Hubert Humperdick is one of the more outspoken of the morons who think perfectly healthy people should be forced into wearing masks. I’ve covered his idiocy more than a few times.

HERE and HERE for example.

Well, he was wrong yet again. Hubert posted this nugget back in July…intimating that if we let kids go back to school, they will die of Covid, along with their parents and teachers.

Melissa “Crazy Cane Lady” Johnson also was against opening schools, even though she has ZERO kids of school age. When I pointed this out, instead of shutting up and feeling stupid for sticking her beak into an issue that doesn’t even concern her, she accused me of “stalking” her kid. LOL. Seriously, you can’t make up shit like that. What lies will they think of next??

Of course, 6 months later they have both been proven completely and totally wrong. Zero kids, teachers or parents have died in the Lampasas School District. I’m not sure why Hubert “Heath” the Moron even cares since he doesn’t have any kids either – just a dog that he treats like one.

Hubert, you remind me more and more of Ignatius J Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces. You should go read it so you can see what a ridiculous buffoon you really are:

“Ignatius is of the mindset that he does not belong in the world and that his numerous failings are the work of some higher power. He continually refers to the goddess Fortuna as having spun him downwards on her wheel of fortune. Ignatius loves to eat, and his masturbatory fantasies lead in strange directions. His mockery of obscene images is portrayed as a defensive posture to hide their titillating effect on him. Although considering himself to have an expansive and learned worldview, Ignatius has an aversion to ever leaving the town of his birth, and frequently bores friends and strangers with the story of his sole, abortive journey out of New Orleans, a trip to Baton Rouge on a Greyhound Scenicruiser bus, which Ignatius recounts as a traumatic ordeal of extreme horror.“

Council Meets Tonight

I know it’s January and there is literally snow on the ground, but I’d love for council to publicly state soon that BOTH pools will be open this summer.

When May rolls around, this Covid nonsense will have been going on for WAY over a year. EVERYONE knows the risks by now and can make their own decisions. Our ‘leaders’ need to grow some balls and get back to normal.

Oh, and you might want to offer lifeguards a teeny bit more than minimum wage this time around, so you don’t come up empty handed and cry that “nobody applied for the jobs!” like you did last summer.

If you can hand Finley a $10,000 raise (to $140,000) in the middle of a pandemic last May, you can pay these high-school kids more than a pittance to work a job that actually requires a bit of skill.

Prediction:

Hopes that “covid will go away if Biden wins the election” are incorrect. The lies will get more aggressive and the power grabs more intense.

This is far too good a crisis to let go to waste and this is not a gang that wastes crises.

Take this lying sack of lib-shit, for instance:

Gov. Andrew Cuomo

Gov. Cuomo says politicians will take ‘different tone’ on COVID-19 after Trump loss.

Mencken once quipped “democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it, good and hard.”

For those who voted for more covid clampdown: get ready. Here it comes.

And remember, this is what you wanted. Do NOT come crying about it later.

Parler, We Hardly Knew Ye

Good morning to all except the commie bastards who are trying to destroy free speech in America.

Find The Original Lampasshole on Gab.com

As you know, Amazon will be shutting down Parler tonight. I’ll be cancelling my Amazon Prime tonight and make every effort to buy my goods from ANYWHERE else but Amazon. Yes, that will be difficult. Even a 20% reduction by millions of people will hit them where it hurts a little bit.

Not to worry. All the great conservative and freedom-loving voices will be moving to Gab.com

I have to say, Gab is a much smoother platform anyways.

Now, your app store might try to ban Gab. Fortunately, the head nerd at Gab thought of this long ago – and he runs on his own servers too.

Here is how to get the Gab “app” if your app store refuses to show it:

  1. Download DuckDuckGo browser
  2. Open browser and go to www.gab.com
  3. At the top right of the screen, tap the three vertical dots and then tap “Add to home”

The Gab app will then show up on your phone as an app button and app just like all your others.

See you there tomorrow for the City council meeting – and spread the word about Gab.com