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LEDC, Talbert, Monroe and City Attorney JC Brown All Playing Games To Avoid Releasing Name of Business Pork Prospect.

What a joke.

Remember when former-mayor Talbert (now the President of the Lampasas Economic Dunces Club and pilferer of $971,000 in City funds for her Business Pork) blabbered on about how “transparent” her administration was?

“I feel like (City) staff and Council oughta be tasked with being accountable to answer on the spot…and..uh…I would be comfortable doing that….that’s transparency at its finest…is…you know…we don’t put off a question, we answer it on the spot”

Yeah. That was all a lie. It was a lie when she was mayor and it’s a lie now that she is in charge of the Keystone Kop organization known as the LEDC. The same LEDC that has squandered over $7 million tax dollars on a “Business Park” that has sat empty for nearly twenty years.

Austin attorney JC Brown has decided to waste another month by refusing my request and sending it all to the Texas AG to see what he says about it. Last time they played this idiot game, I was vindicated. This is just a big stalling tactic.

Among JC’s more ridiculous arguments:

“The City notes that the Requestor does not request or identify and [sic] document or material he desires the City to produce. Thus, the City has no material or document to provide in response to the Requestor’s ORR”

Ho ho ho. Get it? I didn’t request a SPECIFIC document. I just asked for a name. Of course, I CAN’T request a specific document because it is all secret and hidden away in “executive session.” See how that works? So clever. A nice Catch-22 for me.

Then she goes on to argue that releasing the name of the prospect would cause a “bidding war” with other cities, as they also tried to lure the prospect to THEIR business parks.

Hey! Burnet Has an Economic Development Corp Too! And Land!

I’ve got news for you. Any “prospect” worth their salt is going to look at Burnet (and other nearby cities) and THEIR big, empty business porks as well – and play you against each other. There are big empty business porks all over the place – because most City governments are populated by morons at the top.

Also, our EDD Stacy Ybarra told us back in a January 25th radio interview that all the cities “work together” and tell each other about business prospects – and that some cities will “let other cities know, hey this business wants to expand.” She said [9:40 mark] “if we all grow, we all benefit…so it’s about…building those relationships in the central Texas region“

Huh. So you’re telling me it’s NOT all one big happy family and that if we all grow, we all benefit? Sounds like you are jealously hoarding your possible prospects and fucking over those “other cities” you claim to have relationships with. No? So who is the liar? Ybarra or JC Brown?

Oh well. While we wait weeks and weeks for this nonsense, it may be time to be a dick right back to them. Maybe it’s time to really dig into the members of the LEDC and make sure none of them have any personal bankruptcies or things of that nature in their past.

After all, if you are in charge of millions of tax dollars, I think the taxpayers have a right to know if you can’t even handle your own personal finances. Bankruptcy records are deemed public records by federal law and, thus, accessible to any member of the public who makes a request to the clerk’s office or through PACER.

Or maybe it’s time to get my lawyer involved again by requesting the emails of certain newer (and maybe less intelligent) City employees who don’t realize that everything they have been emailing on the government servers for the last four months is fair game for me and my lawyer. Perhaps a few keyword searches like “Business Park” or “prospect” or something like that would turn up some tasty nuggets!

It sure worked last time!

I am also placing a $300 bounty on information about the Business Pork prospect – prospect name, industry, incentives, etc. I know that at least three dozen people in the City must know who it is. Probably a lot more, given this is a small town and people talk. Email me at lampasshole@protonmail.com. Your anonymity is assured. Feel free to make a burner account if you wish. I’ll figure out a way to get you your $300.

It Took FIVE Generations Of Tuckers To Amass 18 Goats. Impressive.

Let’s start off the week with a Baby Seal Bashing! I just realized, it’s been two years since that City Council beatdown by Zac Morris. My, how time flies.

Local socialist Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX has managed to TRIPLE the size of ~~his~~ the family goat herd! Incredible. It appears ~~he is~~ they are now up to approximately 18 goats!

Impressive!

The “5th generation rancher” now has about 18 goats – and all by the age of 32 years old (plus four generations before him). Another couple of years and he might even sell a couple for some money! Hey, Rome wasn’t built in a day. He had to stand on the narrow and atrophied shoulders of the four generations of Tuckers before him who paved the way for this monumental event.

“We” tripled the size of the herd?? Who is “we”? I thought YOU were a rancher and thus head decision maker, Comrade Clayton! Did you not open your wallet and buy these creatures yourself? Or did maybe mom/dad/grandma buy them for you for some more photo ops? Or are you just an employee of this “ranch”?

It’s all so confusing. I suppose it’s hard to post ANYTHING without contradicting the many bullshit stories you’ve told in the past, eh?

What is the name of the ranch, by the way? You have never said once in the last three years you have been lying about being a rancher and farmer. Do they provide a living wage and health care and a dignified pension, as you demand of every company in the U.S.?

Just kidding. As we all know, Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX owns no land of his own and is NOW (after three years of Lampasshole ridicule) very careful to NEVER say “I” bought goats or “MY” herd got bigger. Always “we” and “us”…as in, his parents or maybe his dead grandfather’s trust fund. Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX is not in charge of anything important. He’s like the little kid you let think he is driving with a fake steering wheel while mom/dad/grandma actually runs the show.

So what are all these goats for? Meat? Dairy? Comrade Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX isn’t really sure about that. There may be some dairy goats in there. Or maybe not. Whatever, man. This is all a show for the socialist morons who follow him on social media.

But one thing is for sure: goats are where it is at, man. The cattle industry is SO monopolized! Except for those, like, hundreds of family cattle ranches I’ve seen all around central Texas…

Comrade Clayton cannot WAIT to breed those goats! That’s what happens when you have never had a girlfriend and Beto doesn’t return your calls anymore.

Translation: “I am too incompetent to compete in the cattle market because I lied about being a 5th-generation rancher and have no idea what I’m doing. Instead, I’ll do goats because they are smaller, cheaper and I can post pictures of the babies so all the old lady democrats in on Facebook will “ooooh” and ‘aaahhh’ over them”

Nothing like “growing the herd” after five generations and 32 years of doing nothing but Tweet about Bernie Sanders. Time to get to work, comrade!!

Here is a cretin who is supposedly a 5th generation rancher yet he is 100% wrong about a basic cattle ranch fact. To wit:

More than 97 percent of beef cattle farms and ranches are classified as family farms. When it comes to beef cattle production, most operations are smaller than you might think; according to USDA, the majority of beef cattle operations (79%) have less than 50 head of cattle.

The Lone Star State is number one in beef cattle production in the United States, and Texas is home to 248,800 farms and ranches totaling 130.2 million acres

Whoops.

Hardly sounds like a giant monopoly. I highly doubt that 248,800 family ranches are colluding on beef prices.

Wrong for the 277th time, comrade.

Electric-Car-Owning Dildos Hit With $200 Annual Fee

I absolutely love shit like this.

I love it because (1) it is common sense (2) it is so rare to see morons pay a price for their dumb choices and (3) it will drive the libtards crazy.

In most states, this would never happen. In most states, a gaggle of liberal clowns would block it while grandstanding saying “we need to make electric car buying easier and cheaper to help save the planet, which will overheat and melt your bones in nine years if we don’t act now!”

In other words, lies and bullshit.

HERE, some smart people realized that these idiot electric car owners are driving a vehicle that weights FAR more than a normal car and will wreck the roads faster than normal…and they are escaping paying any “road fees” (taxes) at the pump.

Quite frankly, I think it should be more like $800. Might help keep the California dildos out a little bit more.

There is no bigger moron around than the electric car owner. And if you own a Tesla, you are the biggest electric-car-owning moron of all.

Electric cars use up tires faster.

Electric cars are NOT saving the planet.

Tranny “Rights”

How much participation should be required of the general public in the personal fantasies of transgender activists? How much “affirmation” should we be forced to offer in submission to the trans ideology? This is perhaps the biggest issue at the core of the debate over “trans rights” – It’s not so much about rights, it’s about how much special treatment trans activists can squeeze out of the populace.

***“Hardcore” tranny lover and part-time homo***

While initially claiming that the use of preferred pronouns was more about common courtesy and that the movement would “never” try to demand legal recourse for the act of misgendering, gender ideologues are now pressing for the full force of government to strike down political opponents with consequences should they dare to point out biological facts.

Does dude look like a lady? One day it might be illegal to point these things out.

Canada’s socialist government in particular (along with provincial governments) has been quick to embrace the trans movement and is now acting to punish misgendering as a human rights violation. They are even calling for the banning of “offensive remarks” within 100 meters of any drag show. In other words, the goal of the trans movement and the political left is to have arbitrary control of individual speech and to shut down all opposition. This sentiment has been repeated by the now notorious Dylan Mulvaney, a biological man that identifies as a woman who has somehow become a prominent mascot for trans activists simply by prancing around on TikTok.

Mulvaney gained global attention after Anheuser-Busch partnered with him in a disastrous promotional stunt for their Bud Light brand that resulted in the beer company losing billions in market value and their sales plunging. It was obviously not the kind of attention that Mulvaney intended and the activist is angry that numerous publications are referring to him as a “him.”

Should society be forced to perpetuate a lie and enable a delusion in the name of saving people from hurt feelings? Most trans people say yes, arguing that misgendering leads to trans suicides and that words are the same as violence. That is to say, the activists believe their fragility earns them privileges.

This has also been the messaging of the corporate media in response to the Mulvaney debacle; they do not seem interesting in debating the scientific or biological facts at hand when it comes to the trans issue. However, it’s not the responsibility of the public or the government to protect the paper-thin egos of random citizens who are desperate to feel special.

Sometimes the truth hurts. No amount of plastic surgery or caked on make-up is going to change that. And, when it does hurt, it’s not up to society to suppress the truth for the sake of weak, mentally ill people like this.

“Show your enemy no mercy, misgender him at every opportunity.”

– Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Get Your Property Appraisals Yet?

Oh joy!

I don’t think the assessors got the message that the bubble has burst. Last March was the top in real estate. Prices are down 10% to 15% since then.

Just ask Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris – who has had to lower the price on her Potato Patch in Austin from $999,999 down to $889,000 and it still hasn’t been sold.

Next stop $849,999, right Potato Head?

If you are unfortunate enough to live in Burnet County, then you are getting bent over even harder. Somebody has to pay for Keith McBurnett’s OUTRAGEOUS $205,000 salary – which is 20% higher than our own overpaid “Doctor” Chane Rascoe for the exact same number of students.

McBurnett is required to work 226 “duty days” per year. He also gets health insurance for “free.” So he is costing the taxpayers close to $1,100 per day for teaching zero kids. Nice work if you can get it.

There are some who bitch and moan about property taxes, even as they constantly demand the schools spend more.

Local retard Bruce Haywood was LOUDLY proclaiming that kids should NOT be going back to school during Covid in the summer of 2020 and held his own kid out of school. I predicted (quite correctly) that this was going to be a disaster and that morons like Bruce were going to cost the rest of us a fortune when remote learning failed. I wrote about it in July of 2020:

Idiots Like Bruce Haywood Are Going To Cost The Rest Of Us A Fortune

THEN, Bruce had the balls to complain about property taxes under Abbott! This was when he was cheerleading Beto for Governor last year:

But guess what? Bruce Haywood not only hasn’t filed federal taxes “for over 23 years…LOL”…

But Bruce Haywood ALSO PAYS $0.00 IN PROPERTY TAXES and has not paid anything in a VERY LONG TIME.

So to recap:

Bruce Haywood (1) demands the schools spend more all the time – school lunches, free this, free that, remote learning, etc (2) Bruce Haywood complains about high property taxes and suggests we elect a raging libtard named Beto to fix this problem (3) Turns out Bruce Haywood pays ZERO federal taxes, ZERO state income taxes (since Texas has none) and ZERO PROPERTY TAXES.

Funny though. Bruce has plenty of money to buy a brand-new pickup truck every couple of years. This is the same guy who wanted a solar farm here to “save the planet” but drives a gas-guzzling pick-up truck, even though he doesn’t need it at all.

This is the very definition of a PARASITE. Bruce is a scumbag, a piece of shit and a hypocrite. Fuck you, Bruce.

Industrial Park “Contract” Still Being Ignored By Martin’s Rod & Custom.

This is what’s known as ‘leverage.”

As in, “the City has none and Martin’s Rod has it all”

The City is so desperate to get someone in there, they’ll allow complete and utter disregard for the basic rules of the contract they signed. You know, basically the ONLY two rules they had: only boats and RVs allowed to be stored there….NOT trailers.

Makes me wonder why they pay JC Brown thousands upon thousands of tax dollars to draw these agreements up when they are routinely ignored.

I mean, seriously…what is the City going to do? Tell them the deal is off? No way. They’ll sit there and get shit on repeatedly – anything to avoid admitting they can’t get the “Industrial Park” filled and looking foolish publicly.

The same thing will happen at the end of this year when S2M2 doesn’t have their 22 houses built at Brodie Estates. Will the City claw back the $185,000 in taxpayer money that Talbert so generously handed to a private business? Hell no. They’ll pretend it didn’t even happen.

Color me cynical, but I don’t see “Phase II” happening by June 20th when Phase I was a complete flop so far.

City Attorney Still Silent On Name(s) Of Business Pork Project Prospects

Let’s be frank. Everyone on the LEDC knows the name of this secret business pork prospect. The City attorney knows the name. Likely, everyone on City council and more than a few City employees also know the name. At least three dozen people know who it is.

Yet City attorney J.C. Brown is silent and refuses to respond to my requests to name this prospect. Why? Is there a law against it? No. Is it because the prospect is such a joke, you cannot bear to let me know because I will ridicule it and poke a dozen holes in the entire idea? If that is true, you should be ashamed of yourselves for such a shitty prospect.

Is it Eco-Turd?? Please, God, let it be Eco-Turd.

Well, we will know in a day or two or I’ll be hiring my own lawyer again and also going after the City for my attorney’s fees. We have already been through this multiple times. You don’t have a leg to stand on, JC Brown. RELEASE THE NAMES!!!

If any of you naughty employees wants to leak it to me in total anonymity, feel free to drop me a line at lampasshole@protonmail.com

Tucker Versus Tucker

Such a wit!

Don’t worry, bozo. You will NEVER be compared to Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Carlson is smart, rich, educated, successful, adored by millions, reveres the Constitution, despises commies, knows the war in Ukraine is bullshit, knows the Covid vaccine is bullshit, knows J6 was bullshit, has sex with an actual female regularly, owns his own house and doesn’t live with his mom.

In other words, the complete opposite of you.

In fact, if I was presented with one of those “trolley dilemmas” where a trolley is barreling down the track and I have control of the switch and I can make the trolley go down one track with Clayton Tucker tied to the rails and the other track had a freshly-laid turd laid by Tucker Carlson, I would most definitely save the Carlson turd. No question.

Sophia DeLoretto-Chudy Is a Scumbag Commie “Teacher” Who Should Be Thrown Into a Wood Chipper.

Every day it gets crazier with these commies. This lunatic was in the news lately…

***Commie scumbag from Oregon indoctrinating 3rd graders***

The purple hair, the nose ring, the hyphenated last name, the crazy eyes. Always.

Anyways, according to her TikTok (always with the TikTok), this “Austin teacher” was just innocently trying to teach her 3rd graders about their “legal and constitutional rights” and the evil administrators had a talk with her about that. From the article:

“But my favorite amongst them is, ‘We’ve noticed an intentional attempt at teaching your students about their legal and constitutional rights.’ That’s the concern,” she reveals. “Why are you concerned? Why is that a concern? Why does that concern you?”

Sophie, who is “queer until proven straight,” is outspoken about human rights on her social media platforms. She covers a plethora of current events, including the Queer Capitol March and Texas legislation.

“I have no other choice but to be political. life is depending on it,” reads her Instagram bio. “unwilling to die for the dow. abortion advocate.”

First of all, you moron, 8-year-olds DO NOT HAVE any legal or Constitutional rights. They are minors. They have legal guardians. They cannot enter into contracts or vote or even drive a car. They are nowhere close to the age of majority.

You have “no other choice but to be political”? Wrong. In all my years of schooling (1970s and 80s), not ONCE did ANY teacher ever talk politics with me. Certainly not Mrs. Shearer, my third grade teacher.

Your job is to teach them fractions and spelling. Beyond that? SHUT THE FUCK UP, you commie freak.

But these commies cannot shut up. They spend every waking hour indoctrinating your child. Like Mao (Red Guards), Hitler (Hitler Youth) and Pol Pot (Khmer Rouge) before them, they know that little kids are ignorant, highly susceptible to brainwashing and capable of horrible cruelty. It is not a coincidence you are seeing crazy tranny shit and global warming propaganda being spread on TikTok to kids. It is very much by design.

As Lenin once said: “Give me four years to teach the children, and the seed I have sown shall never be uprooted”

We are now reaping their sowing. We have morons like Clayton Tucker and Greg Casar running around actively promoting socialism and destroying the very fabric of this country. There are millions of them. AOC, Greg Casar and Delia Ramirez are just the tip of the shitberg.

You wonder how so many complete idiots with zero life experience who have literally NEVER HELD A JOB (sound familiar?) are now in Congress wreaking havoc with garbage like the $100 trillion dollar “Green New Deal”? This is how. We have a generation now of voting age who are devoid of critical thinking and have been brainwashed by these commie scum. It doesn’t matter if Biden and Fetterman are mental vegetables, because “Racism! Fascism! Transphobia” and whatever the TikTok screen tells them. They would vote for an armadillo, if their iPhone screen told them the other guy is a racist transphobe who wants to destroy the climate.

This Sophia twat is not a public school teacher “just trying to inform kids about civics.” This is a professional communist agitator who only very recently became a “teacher” in order to indoctrinate little kids and get paid by the taxpayers to do it.

I can’t even find her in GovSalaries at Becker Elementary. This means she very likely started “teaching” just this past year. Probably because chanting commie slogans with the other losers doesn’t pay the rent.

Right Comrade Clayton??

Here is a look at her LinkedIn resume. She hails from Oregon by way of California (of course) and was involved in multiple far-left organizations until recently. She was also heavily involved in “registering and turning out voters for the special elections of Rev. Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff to the U.S. Senate, determining the control of the chamber” just over a year ago. She is a straight-up commie carpetbagger.

***Does this list of horseshit look familiar???***

Oregon, California and the Georgia special senate election all in the last four years. Yeah, she’s just a committed Texas teacher who cares about your kids and innocently wants to teach them about their “legal rights” – NOT some commie freak jumping from state to state brainwashing your kids.

Yeah right, bitch. Lemme guess which legal rights you’re pushing. The “right” to be called by a made-up pronoun and have your dick or breasts chopped off without telling mom and dad? Maybe the “right” to get the ‘vaccine’ without mom and dad’s consent? Fuck you.

When the great state of Texas finally decides to secede and get away from these lunatics, commie scum like Sophia need to be rounded up, deported and permanently banned from ever entering the Great Republic of Texas ever again.