Today is Marvin Heemeyer Day

Most of you have probably forgotten who Martin Heemeyer is. Let me refresh your memory:

Marvin John Heemeyer (October 28, 1951 – June 4, 2004) was an American automobile muffler repair shop owner who demolished numerous buildings with a modified bulldozer in Granby Colorado on June 4, 2004.

Heemeyer had feuded with Granby town officials, particularly over fines for violating city health ordinances after he purchased property with no sewage system.

Over about eighteen months, Heemeyer had secretly armored a Komatsu D355A bulldozer with layers of steel and concrete.

On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer used the bulldozer to demolish the Granby town hall, the house of a former mayor, and several other buildings. He killed himself after the bulldozer got stuck in the basement of a hardware store he was destroying.

Zoning dispute

In 1992, Heemeyer purchased 2 acres (0.8 ha) of land for $42,000 to build a muffler shop. He subsequently agreed to sell the land to Cody Docheff to build a concrete batch plant for $250,000. According to Susan Docheff, Heemeyer changed his mind and increased the price to $375,000, then to a deal worth approximately $1 million. This negotiation happened before the rezoning proposal was heard by the town council.

In 2001, Granby’s zoning commission and trustees approved the construction of the concrete plant. Heemeyer unsuccessfully appealed the decision, claiming the construction blocked access to his shop. He was subsequently fined $2,500 for not having a septic tank on the property his muffler shop occupied.

On June 4, 2004, Heemeyer drove his armored bulldozer through the wall of his former business, the concrete plant, the town hall, the office of the local newspaper that editorialized against him, the home of a former mayor (in which the mayor’s widow then resided), and a hardware store owned by another man Heemeyer named in a lawsuit, as well as a few others. Heemeyer had leased his business to a trash company and sold the property several months before the rampage.

The attack lasted two hours and seven minutes, damaging thirteen buildings. It knocked out natural gas service to the town hall and the concrete plant, damaged a truck, and destroyed part of a utility service center.  Despite the great damage to property, no one besides Heemeyer (by a self-inflicted gunshot wound) was killed in the event. The damage was estimated at $7 million.  According to Grand County commissioner James Newberry, emergency dispatchers used the reverse 911 emergency system to notify many residents and property owners of the rampage going on in the town.

Defenders of Heemeyer contended that he made a point of not hurting anybody during his bulldozer rampage. Ian Daugherty, a bakery owner, said Heemeyer “went out of his way” not to harm anyone. Others offered different views. The sheriff’s department argued the fact that no one was injured was not due to good intent as much as to good luck. Heemeyer had installed two rifles in firing ports on the inside of the bulldozer, and fired fifteen bullets from his rifle at power transformers and propane tanks.

“Had these tanks ruptured and exploded, anyone within one-half mile (800 m) of the explosion could have been endangered”, the sheriff’s department said. Twelve police officers and residents of a senior citizens complex were within such a range.  Heemeyer fired many bullets from his semi-automatic rifle at Cody Docheff when Docheff tried to stop the assault on his concrete plant by using a scraper, which was pushed aside by Heemeyer’s bulldozer.

Later, Heemeyer fired on two state patrol officers before they had fired at him. The sheriff’s department also noted that eleven of the thirteen buildings Heemeyer bulldozed were occupied until moments before their destruction. At the town library, for example, a children’s program was in progress when the incident began.

One officer dropped a flash-bang grenade down the bulldozer’s exhaust pipe, with no apparent effect. Local and state patrol, including a SWAT team walked behind and beside the bulldozer, occasionally firing, but the armored bulldozer was impervious to their shots. Attempts to disable the bulldozer’s cameras with gunfire failed as the bullets were unable to penetrate the 3-inch (7.6 cm) bulletproof plastic. At one point, undersheriff Glenn Trainor climbed atop the bulldozer and rode it “like a bronc buster, trying to figure out a way to get a bullet inside the dragon”. However, he was forced to jump off to avoid being hit with debris.

At this point, local authorities and the Colorado State Patrol feared they were running out of options in terms of firepower, and that Heemeyer would soon turn against civilians in Granby. Governor Bill Owens allegedly considered authorizing the National Guard to use either an Apache attack helicopter equipped with a Hellfire missile or a two-man fire team equipped with a Javelin anti-tank missile to destroy the bulldozer. This was quickly deemed unnecessary when Heemeyer became trapped in the basement of a hardware store.

As late as 2011, Governor Owens’s staff still vehemently denied considering such a course of action. Since then, members of the State Patrol revealed that to the contrary, the governor did consider authorizing an attack but ultimately decided against it due to the potential for collateral damage of a missile strike in the heart of Granby being significantly higher than what Heemeyer could have caused with his bulldozer.

Various problems arose as Heemeyer destroyed the Gambles hardware store. The radiator of the bulldozer had been damaged, and the engine was leaking various fluids. The bulldozer’s engine failed, and Heemeyer dropped a tread into the store’s basement and could not get out. About a minute later, one of the SWAT team members, who had swarmed around the machine, reported hearing a single gunshot from inside the sealed cab. It was later determined that Heemeyer had shot himself in the head with a .357-caliber handgun.

Police first used explosives in an attempt to remove the steel plates, but after the third explosion failed, they cut through them with a cutting torch. Grand County Emergency Management Director Jim Holahan stated that authorities were able to access and remove Heemeyer’s body at 2 a.m. on June 5.

Aftermath

On April 19, 2005, the town announced plans to scrap Heemeyer’s bulldozer. The plan involved dispersing individual pieces to many separate scrap yards to prevent souvenir-taking.

Although no one other than Heemeyer was killed in the incident, the modified bulldozer has occasionally been referred to as the “Killdozer”. It is unclear whether this is in allusion to the 1944 short story “Killdozer!” or if this is independent coinage.

In recent years, Heemeyer gained a small internet following for his bulldozer attack, comparable to the Unabomber‘s following in the same or similar communities, with people politicizing and justifying his actions.

Motivation

In addition to writings that he left on the wall of his shed, Heemeyer recorded three audio tapes explaining his motivation for the attack. The tapes contained two separate recordings on each side for a total of six recordings. He mailed these to his brother in South Dakota shortly before stepping into his bulldozer.

Heemeyer’s brother turned the tapes over to the FBI, who in turn sent them to the Grand County Sheriff’s Department. The tapes are about 2.5 hours in length. The first recording was made on April 13, 2004. The last recording was made on May 22, thirteen days before the rampage.

“God built me for this job”, Heemeyer said in the first recording. He also said it was God’s plan that he not be married or have a family so that he could be in a position to carry out such an attack. “I think God will bless me to get the machine done, to drive it, to do the stuff that I have to do”, he said. “God blessed me in advance for the task that I am about to undertake. It is my duty. God has asked me to do this. It’s a cross that I am going to carry and I’m carrying it in God’s name.”

Investigators later found Heemeyer’s handwritten list of targets. According to the police, it included the buildings he destroyed, the local Catholic church (which he did not damage), and the names of various people who had sided against him in past disputes.

Notes found by investigators after the incident indicated that the primary motivation for the bulldozer rampage was his plan to stop the concrete plant from being built near his shop. These notes indicated that he held grudges over the zoning approval. “I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable”, he wrote. “Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.”

Antarctica Sensation: Ice Shelves Surrounding the Continent Grew in Overall Size From 2009-2019

More proof that “global warming” is just a fanatical religion that ignores facts and promotes hysteria:

The ice shelves surrounding Antarctica grew in overall size during the 11 years to 2019, according to dramatic new evidence published by three climate scientists from the University of Leeds. The growth was significant with overall shelf area increasing by 5,305 km2, adding 0.4% to the total shelf area in the 11 years under review. The paper has just been published by the influential European Geosciences Union, but it raises questions within the ‘settled’ climate science narrative, so it is highly unlikely to be covered by mainstream media.

The Leeds researchers looked at satellite data to measure the annual calving position and area of 34 ice sheets accounting for 80% of the Antarctica coastline. They found reductions in the area on the Antarctica Peninsula and West Antarctica of 6,693 km2 and 5,563 km2 respectively were outweighed by growth in East Antarctica of 3,532 km2 and 14,028 km2 in the large Ross and Ronne-Filchner ice shelves. The largest retreat occurred on the Larsen C shelf when 5,917 km2 was lost in a single calving event that made alarmist headlines around the world. The largest increase, noted in slightly less media detail, was the 5,889 km2 advance on the Ronne platform.

Ice shelves around the coast of Antarctica play an important role in the cycle of ice production since they often buttress the glaciers behind them. Remove the plug and glaciers can move at a faster rate towards the coast.The shelves show considerable natural variation allowing alarmists to cherry-pick significant collapses into the sea to promote a hypothesis that the overall climate is breaking down. Typical of this coverage was an article by BBC science correspondent Jonathan Amos in 2021 under a ‘climate change’ heading, noting, “The Antarctic ice shelf in the line of fire.” In 2017, i News reported comments broadcast by Sir David Attenborough said to warn that “Antarctica’s melting ice sheets could flood London by end of century”.

The above map displays the ice shelf areas in blue that have increased in size and colours in red those that have decreased. The two large blue areas are the Ross and Ronne-Filchner areas. Little loss is shown over the east of the continent with deficits concentrated in the West. In total, 18 ice shelves are said to have retreated and 16 larger platforms have grown in area. Overall, the shelves gained 661 giga tonnes of mass over the decade. The scientists note that using a ‘steady’ state process, by which they mean no change in any variable, would produce an estimate of substantial loss over the period. They argue their work demonstrates the importance of using “time-variable calving flux observations to measure change”.

In short, and in less scientific terms, check actual observations, and ignore make-believe computer models, and the resulting stories published by climate alarmists promoting the collectivist Net Zero project.

It is not a surprise that ice shelves are currently thinning in parts of West Antarctica. The area is riddled with buried volcanos, with the recent discovery of another 91 bringing the known total to 138. Across the West Antarctica Rift System, their heights range from 300-12,600 ft. In addition, areas around the Thwaites-Pine Island-Pope glacier have a thin Earth crust causing one group of scientists to note that the “elevated geothermal heat flow band” is exerting a “profound influence on the flow dynamics of the Western Antarctica Ice Sheet”.

Last year, Adjunct Professor J. Ray Bates at the University College Dublin wrote a paper entitled ‘Polar Sea Ice and the Climate Catastrophe Narrative’. In the Antarctic, the meteorologist observed,there has been “no significant” change in the annual mean sea ice extent since reliable satellite measurements began. This is despite climate model predictions of a decline.

He published the above graph which showed the extent of sea ice from 1979 to 2021 along the horizontal axis. Contrary to what the models projected, the trend during this period at the September late-winter maximum is in the direction of a slightly increasing Antarctica sea ice extent. Professor Bates concludes that climate models failed to predict the growth in Antarctica sea ice, and they have missed the recent marked slowdown of sea ice decline in the Arctic. “It would be unwarranted to think they are going to get it right over the next 30 years,” he said.

He concludes: “These facts deserve to be recognized when the notion of a climate emergency, requiring the most drastic and immediate changes to the world’s economy, is being put forward. Some concern might also be shown among those involved for the increasing eco-anxiety being inflicted on the younger generation.”

Chairman of Lampasas Democrat Party Comes Out In Favor Of Child Mutilation.

Keeping alive his string of being on the wrong side of every single issue (pro open borders, anti voter ID laws, pro pinwheels, etc), Chairman of the Lampasas Democratic Party Clayton Tucker has publicly confirmed that he is all FOR child mutilation:

The ACLU is made up of lawyers who were not good enough to get a real job with a real law firm. Thus it’s a place where losers congregate to dream up the next way to assault the Constitution and normalcy.

There is nothing “life saving” about child mutilation.

This is not healthcare. Stop gaslighting the public into normalizing child genital mutilation and sterilization. Call it what it is: for-profit Cosmetic Sex Surgery and Hormone Treatment.

Funny how nobody needed life saving trans healthcare until it became an extremely profitable niche of the healthcare complex.

Good luck in court, groomers

Related: See the movie “What is a Woman?”

Local Goat Mogul Wheeling and Dealing!

Local socialist, fifth-generation nit-wit, amateur goat breeder and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats Clayton Tucker is ready to deal!

There’s that “we” again! Who is “we”??

Holy shit!! You might make, like, a couple hundred bucks on this deal! So I guess now you can pay your employees a “living” wage – one that is “dignified” and provides free health care and retirement benefits, like you demand of every other business, right? Well, maybe if you sell about 1,200 more goats this year.

This should be pure profit, right? I mean, you never had to purchase the land or anything – plus I doubt your mom charges you rent for the upstairs bedroom.

You’d think a ranch that has been around for “five generations” might have a website by now…but you’d be wrong. Why dick around with slick websites, advertising, and that professional feel when you can post it on Facebook like a 10-year-old.

Websites take time and skill to get right. Comrade Clayton doesn’t traffic in any of that type of nonsense – even thought he himself spends half his life on social media whining about obscure injustices to the “common man” and offering socialism as a solution.

But websites also cost money – and when you live in your mom’s house, you need to pinch pennies, right Comrade?

Comrade Clayton will unfortunately be competing with REAL ranches like Lone Star Goats, right here in Lampasas! When you look at the competition, it sure doesn’t look good for Clayton.

Lone Star Goats – 3895 Farm to Market 1715, Lampasas, TX 76550

As well as a plethora of other sellers who have listings on REAL goat markets:

Livestock Market – goats for sale!

But I’m sure he will crush that feeble competition like he crushes the women’s adductor machine at the local gym a couple times a year.

Oh by the way, you’ll have to come pick up the goat yourself. Gas costs money, dude! Plus I don’t think the “fifth-generation rancher” owns a trailer or even a truck to pull it with. LOL. Just pile them in the back of that Chevy Equinox, buddy.

Local Retards Baffled By Eclipse Monetezation

Color me shocked to see two of the dumbest people in town (Melissa “Crazy Cane Lady” Johnson and Jennifer “Moron-o” Sanchez) utterly befuddled that people would want to come to “BFE” Lampasas to watch an eclipse and pay several hundred dollars for the experience. There will not be another total solar eclipse in this area for hundreds of years, at the very least. This is it. It’s kind of a big deal.

“Can’t I just put on some glasses and look up?” asks the quasi-retarded sandwich maker.

Well, yes – if you live here, you dolt. If you live in, say, Ireland or Japan or even Wyoming, then you have to travel…since the eclipse is only visible under a narrow path.

Then Jennifer Moron-o Sanchez gets a very smart mouth and says “NASA must have got it wrong” as dipshit Melissa chimes in in agreement.

Actually, NASA got it right – as did Lisa Dibble. You two retards just don’t know how to read a map and don’t understand the curvature of the earth, apparently.

As you can see, the BLUE LINE (dead center of totality path) goes DIRECTLY over Lampasas. The RED LINE (edge of totality path) is over Austin.

Idiots like Jennifer and Melissa don’t understand this, but if you move just THIRTY MILES from the center line, your totality duration can be cut in half. Totality for Lampasas will be 4 minutes and 25 seconds. Totality in Austin will be only ONE minute and 46 seconds. You can see other times for other cities HERE.

Experts also suggest “driving to a better location” if you live in a shit hole like Austin….

But please, Miss Moron-o Sanchez, by all means get in your car and leave Lampasas (best viewing) and head on down to Austin (not as good). Story of your life, right?

Both of these idiots were HUGE Covid Cult loons who were REPEATEDLY wrong about every single aspect of Covid. I sometimes wonder how people this dumb make it through life. Naturally, they are both liberals, too. The worst part is they yammer on as if they are experts.

[There is only one person in town who has a bigger gap between how smart they THINK they are and how smart they ACTUALLY are – and that is Grady “Man Gravy” Lucas. These two birds are a close second.]

In fact, of all the towns to watch the eclipse in, several knowledgeable eclipse groups have ranked Lampasas in the top five places to watch – thanks to our location and our propensity for clear skies on April 8th. It also happens to be bluebonnet season.

Friendless hermit Melissa Johnson is still scared of her own shadow – just like she was during Covid.

I love how she gives her 100% wrong answer with such authority and certainty! All the big cities in the path are FAR better! Ummm…that is completely not true, dip shit. Yes, yes – let’s listen to the hermit who never leaves her house and has likely never seen a total eclipse in person! Great idea!

By all means, you should skip celebrating this amazing celestial event that will NEVER happen again here in several lifetimes because a few potato chip wrappers might be tossed on the ground and you have to then pick them up. The horror!!

Cool story: My very first total solar eclipse was July 11, 2010. I got to see it on Easter Island. Only 4,000 people on the entire planet got to see this event play out right next to the famous Moai stone heads. I remember hearing about Japanese tourists paying over $10,000 to fly into that airport, watch the eclipse and then fly out that night because there are so few hotel rooms on that tiny island and they had all been reserved years in advance. I reserved my spot FOUR YEARS in advance for that trip.

After this, I was hooked – you can’t understand what a total eclipse is like until you see it in person. I traveled to Cairns Australia for another total eclipse in November of 2012. Totality was not nearly as long (just over 2 minutes), but it was still a very cool event. I also traveled to the outskirts of Missouri for The Great American Eclipse of 2017 (duration 2 minutes and 40 seconds).

One thing I have learned over these three total solar eclipses: eclipse chasers are fucking insane. They will do ANYTHING to get the perfect picture. Do not even talk to them during this event. They don’t want you within 20 feet of their camera rigs and turn into vicious animals if you disrupt them.

Afterwards, they are ready to drink beer and get fucked up and celebrate another successful eclipse. But do NOT approach during totality!

Lampasas has no clue what they are in for. I will be giving out Lampasshole’s Eclipse Tips in the months approaching the event.

Bloom Off The Skate Park Rose Already?

Strange! I seem to remember Mike White telling City council that the skate park would be “used every single day” when the pro-skate-park people were making their case before City council! That was before the price jumped from $200,000 to $400,000, of course.

12:15pm on a gorgeous summer day

Maybe they’ll come out when the sun is down. Makes it easier to vandalize the bathrooms there, for sure!

It was worth it though. Just ask the 157 people on Lampasas County Breaking News who are going apeshit over their property taxes right now.

Oh, except for Bruce Haywood. He doesn’t pay any property taxes, remember.

Hey, at least the pool was packed. That would be the pool that almost didn’t open because Finley was too cheap to pay lifeguards a market-rate wage of $15 per hour. Hundreds of thousands for the skate park but nary a nickel for the pool. Wise indeed!!

“The Wind Always Blows” – Except When It Sucks

Just another one of those days the other day when there was zero wind….

All those billions and billions in hardware sitting there and wind producing a measly 1.58 gigawatts! Of course, the state needed 60 gigawatts to power itself that day…

Which means wind was contributing a massive 2.6% of our power needs…

Texas needs to build 8 to 10 nuclear power plans YESTERDAY. Tell the NRC to fuck off and start building. We don’t need permission from the Feds.

All those million-dollar machines and software must be reading wrong, because there is a socialist genius in town who assures us that “the wind always blows”, therefore we just need to build a couple of million pinwheels and we’ll have “free” electricity forever. Or something.

Of course, it doesn’t matter if you have ten billion pinwheels – if the wind isn’t blowing, you STILL get zero power generation. So I guess you just call all the hospitals, factories, airports, etc and tell them to shut down for a day or two maybe…and hope the breeze picks up.

Sounds like a great way to run a modern economy. Only someone dumb enough to believe in socialism can believe this wind bullshit will work.

Big Wind Trying To Screw Rural America

On wind energy, we get a tax credit if we build a lot of wind farms. That’s the only reason to build them. They don’t make sense without the tax credit.” – Warren Buffett

In July 2022, the citizens of Madison County, Iowa celebrated the news that MidAmerican Energy would be abandoning its controversial plan to construct 30 additional wind turbines on their farmland. The proposed project had been years in the making but ran into stiff local opposition—part of an underreported trend of backlash against large renewable energy construction projects. While the prospect of limitless green energy from wind sounds wonderful in theory, it turns out that living amongst the turbines isn’t all that great. Locals tell stories of constant noise and light pollution, disruptions to farming, and significant damage to prime real estate.

As a Berkshire Hathaway company, MidAmerican Energy is ultimately controlled by Warren Buffett, a man who totally had nothing to do with killing the Keystone Pipeline and definitely isn’t talking down the health of regional banks these days in the hopes of profiting from their inevitable recapitalization. Mr. Aw-Shucks has long deployed aggressive legal tactics in a relentless pursuit of the state and federal tax loopholes that he had absolutely no role in creating.

Robert Bryce, author of the eponymous Substack and custodian of the Renewable Rejection Database that tracks the hundreds of wind and solar projects successfully opposed by disgruntled locals, shared comments via private correspondence (reproduced here with his permission; emphasis added throughout):

The context for MidAmerican Energy’s aggressive legal tactics against Madison County is important. In December 2020, the Madison County Board of Supervisors—responding to the anti-wind sentiment of county residents—passed an ordinance that prohibited the installation of wind projects within 1.5 miles of non-participating landowners, limited the height of turbines to less than 500 feet, imposed strict noise limits, and eliminated property-tax breaks. The next month, MidAmerican sued the county to try to force it to accept a wind project the county didn’t want. Why? It stood to lose $81 million in federal tax credits.

MidAmerican’s lawsuit shows yet again, the bare-knuckled legal strategy the wind industry is using against rural Americans as part of its effort to collect billions of dollars in tax credits. For a moment, imagine the media coverage if Exxon, or Chevron, had acted like MidAmerican in Madison County. It would’ve been front-page news in The New York Times. But because the lawsuit involved MidAmerican and the wind industry? Crickets.

That face when billions of tax credits are blowing your way | CNBC

The battle over property rights in Madison County speaks to a broad divide across the US that pits progressive elites from the large cities against their more conservative fellow citizens in the less densely populated expanses of the country. The two sides routinely talk past each other on all manner of issues cultural, financial, and spiritual. For decades, the social contract between these factions was relatively straightforward: in exchange for providing the food and much of the resources needed by urbanites to persist, the residents of “flyover country” would be mostly left alone.

The pursuit of a green energy utopia, in its current incarnation, will aggressively disrupt this delicate détente.

For reasons that can be traced to the fundamentals of physics, the implementation of renewable energy mandates simply cannot occur without significant changes to the rural way of life. The acrimony? Many rural Americans think the risks associated with climate change are vastly overstated, while most urban progressive douchebags believe the world is heading for a catastrophe absent substantial intervention. According to a recent study published by the Duke Nicolas Institute for Environmental Policy Solutions at the University of Rhode Island, “climate change attitudes are polarized across the urban/rural divide. Urban/suburban voters were more supportive of climate action than rural voters, even controlling for partisanship and other demographics.” This sets up a significant impasse, one that threatens to further upend the already strained relationship between these otherwise symbiotic camps. 

We Need Term Limits AND Height Limits

Napoleon complex is real and it’s real trouble for those of us who have to suffer under the idiocy of the small-man’s efforts to seem big. Just look at these midgets who do so much damage…

Fauci destroyed the biggest economy in the world and changed human history by allowing the mail-in ballot bullshit that opened the door for Biden cheating. He convinced tens of millions of morons of the lie that masks and social distancing work.

On the right is Alejandro Napoleon Bonaparte Mayorkas, Department of Homeland Insecurity – the Cuban-born piece of shit who is allowing our borders to be overrun by invaders daily.

Then we have Robert Reich – who is literally a dwarf.

He was Labor secretary under Clinton…now he spends his days blathering commie shit all over Twitter.

All that commie shit is copied and pasted by OTHER commie midgets. Like this one:

Oh, and let’s not forget Greg Casar. A hardcore commie piece of shit who makes a midget like Clayton Tucker look like he is average height!

The problem is, after a childhood and young adulthood of being overlooked (pardon the pun) by women, these midgets have a huge chip on their shoulder. They want to control your life and get back at the world for being cursed and wearing 2-inch lifts in their shoes.

That reminds me: what do girls call guys under 6 feet tall?

Answer: “Friend”

That one never gets old!!

The solution is clear. NO MORE MIDGETS in politics!!

Reminder: George Washington was 6’2