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Yes, Potato Head Stephanie Fitazharris, These Kids Are Pussies

“It has come to my attention”. Jesus lady, you really think you’re in charge of the planet, don’t you? A year and a half of telling everyone to wear a mask and get vaccinated and generally playing a mini-Hitler douche will do that to a person, I guess.

Hedge a bet? I think you mean MAKE a bet, idiot. Middle-aged potato-head cow trying to sound cool and failing badly. You HEDGE a bet by taking some secondary action to lock in profit on the original bet, dipshit.

I’m sorry, but kids in the 18-22yo age group have about 250,000-1 odds of dying from Covid. Their chances of dying in a car crash are about 50 times higher. Therefore, if you are in the 18 to 22yo age group and scared to go outside without a piece of cloth on your face (which has been PROVEN to be useless), that means you are clinging to a security blanket – and are therefore a pussy.

Young adults don’t need security blankets or teddy bears. Unless, of course, they are actually pussies.

Any college kid wearing a mask SHOULD be berated and mocked. Because they are definitely being a pussy. If some kid was walking around in water wings at age 21 because there was one chance in a million that a flood might happen, I’d call him a pussy too.

Let’s face it – sometime you gotta call a pussy a pussy. If I was on a fishing trip and some kid was scared to bait a hook and called it “icky”, he is a pussy. There is simply no other way to put it.

Afraid to run from the house to your car in the rain without an umbrella? Pussy.

Won’t do a shot of whiskey with your boys on a camping trip? Pussy.

Scared to shoot a shotgun? You guessed it…..pussy.

I’d probably throw “doesn’t know how to drive a stick shift” in there, too.

Of course, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris raised a kid who turned out to be a total pussy, so it is unsurprising she is unable to identify other pussies. Half the reason we are in this Covid mess and people are afraid of their own shadows is because parents like Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris raised a bunch of pussies and unleashed them upon us. Pussies can’t think for themselves – so we have 23-year-old girls driving in cars by themselves with masks on.

Ridiculous.

If your kid has green hair, lives in Oregon, loves communism and whines publicly that he is too stupid/poor/lazy to get “art supplies” on his own at the age of 31, then you have raised a pussy.

If this isn’t a pussy, then I don’t know what is

This is what happens when your idiot mom fills your head with liberal horseshit from a young age and withholds spankings – you think there are no genders and you dress like an androgynous retard….which makes you a pussy.

Pussies cannot use logic. They think that if t-shirts, rocks and bowling balls have no gender, then OBVIOUSLY people don’t either. You REALLY did a number on this kid, Potato Head. Christ.

One final point – proof of vaccination at a football game means absolutely nothing in terms of stopping any spread. We NOW know that the vax isn’t worth a shit. Vaxxholes can still spread the disease AND get sick AND die. So what is the point of getting it? In fact, vaxxholes can carry 250x the viral load of non-vaxxed and it is likely this latest surge is actually CAUSED by vaxxholes taking a “leaky vax” and making things WORSE. You vaxxholes are actually the super-spreaders!!

You know what you call the people who ran out like scared rabbits and got the vaccine even though they were young and healthy and probably already had Covid and recovered and whose natural immunity is FAR STRONGER than the vaccine? People who were willing to trade their freedoms for perceived safety?

That’s right. Pussies.

Waco ISD Superintendent Susan Kincannon Is A Scumbag And Child Abuser

Susan Kincannon is the wildly overpaid moron ($250,000 plus benefits) who currently holds the position of Superintendent for the Waco ISD.

*Don’t let the “I’m just a fat, jolly grandma” façade fool you. This woman is a menace and needs to be fired.*

She has decided – in defiance of the Governor’s orders – to institute a mask mandate for the Waco school system.

Waco public school students, teachers and staff will be required to wear masks beginning Monday due to the rising number of COVID-19 cases in Waco schools, Waco ISD Superintendent Susan Kincannon said Thursday.

In a letter to families and school employees, Kincannon said she will order face masks to be worn inside all schools and district buildings, noting that since classes started Monday, 55 people that had spent time at a campus or other facility had tested positive for COVID-19.

Oh no! Fifty-five positive tests! Not 55 sick people. Not 55 dead kids. No, just 55 people who have “tested positive” – no doubt using the thoroughly discredited and overly sensitive PCR test at 42 cycles.

Fifty-five positive tests in a school system with 14,500 students. In other words, literally 99.7% of students did NOT test positive. Clearly, this bitch was never a math teacher.

This woman then continues to lie her face off:

“In my visits to schools this week, I was heartened to see many (but by no means all) of our students and employees voluntarily wearing masks,” Kincannon wrote. “Masks have repeatedly been shown to reduce the spread of the virus, and increasing the number of people wearing masks will make our schools a safer place in the midst of this pandemic. We will continue to consult with medical experts and monitor both legal and public health developments. Right now, though, I believe that Waco ISD has to do our part to stop the spread of COVID-19 in our community.”

That is a bald-faced lie. There is no simpler way to state it. This woman is a liar who wants to smother kids in face diapers. That makes her a special kind of scumbag. If the Waco ISD school board had any balls whatsoever, she would be fired tomorrow for child abuse. She should lose her ridiculous $250,000 salary, her pension AND her freedom. She should be jailed as a child abuser.

Period.

This simple-minded tyrant is in charge of the educational opportunities of other people’s children. She is clearly unhealthy, does not take care of herself physically, and is choosing to smother herself with a face diaper despite being vaccinated. She clearly has a mental disorder

She is a political hack with no school-aged children attempting to hurt other people’s children.

I encourage ALL parents of kids in the Waco school system to ignore this half-wit. You should send your kids to school MASKLESS next week and see what they do. If your child is suspended or expelled, you now have grounds for a massive lawsuit. PARENTS are the ones who make medical decisions for their kids. NOT political hacks and half-wits like Susan Kincannon.

These people are evil and you shouldn’t feel the need to be nice or cordial to them. Remember that they are trying to abuse your children, they are your enemy, and they should be treated as such. Under no circumstances should you attempt to find common ground with them. They seek to destroy your way of life, and you should seek to destroy theirs.

Moron Covid Cult Parents Trying To Ruin School Year…Again

I really can’t believe we are back at this point once again. Almost TWO YEARS after the virus was released from a Chinese lab, and after mountains of evidence shows masks and social distancing do nothing, and after more mountains of evidence show kids are not at risk from this virus, and after ANYONE who wants the supposedly “awesome” vaccine can have one for free – people like this are still freaking out:

Your son is terrified because YOU terrified him.

Kids like this used to get wedgies. Now they get interviews on CNN. Newsflash – you’re gonna get sick, kid. It’s part of life. This is why science gave us immune systems.

This is a mental disorder. People like this should not be taken seriously in a sane society, and luckily in Lampasas they are the minority. Unfortunately, all is takes is a few loud morons like this to cause bad policies to be implemented by idiot school bureaucrats in the name of “safety”.

This kid wrongly believes that he will die from COVID if an airborne virus gets into his mouth, and that wearing a mask somehow will prevent that from happening. This is what the mask symbolizes to children. We have trained them to be afraid to breathe air because there is a killer virus lurking all around them that is looking for any opening it can find to get in their mouth. Keep the mask on or die.

He clearly doesn’t know that children almost never die from the virus. He doesn’t realize that he is infinitely more likely to die in a car accident than he is from COVID. He is not old enough to use logic like this on his own, so it’s up to his parent to be the adult and tell this child the truth. But she’s not doing that. Instead she’s exacerbating his fear and watching him plunge deeper into insanity.

If my daughter told me she thought the bogeyman was under her bed I would tell her she has nothing to worry about. If Veronica Rose’s son told her he thought the bogeyman was under his bed she would probably tell him that he was right, but if he wears a mask the bogeyman will leave him alone.

All it takes is a couple of moron, snowflake parents to start an avalanche. An avalanche that spooks our $170,000 per year superintendent to implement some new idiocy like mask mandates or remote learning – or worse. That is the LAST thing these kids need after being screwed last year.

The whole Facebook kerfuffle was started by THIS complete and utter moron – Chels LaJuan. The fact that this person is in charge of FOUR young lives as a single mother should scare the shit out of you. She is barely literate, has a low IQ and is ranting about how everyone needs to bow to her insane and illogical fears by re-implementing “online learned” [sic]:

This idiot ALSO wrongly believes that her kid will die from COVID if an airborne virus gets into her mouth, and that wearing a mask somehow will prevent that from happening. She thinks we should all have to accommodate her emotionally fragile offspring.

This Chels nitwit probably texts while driving, lets her kids wander freely around unprotected swimming pools without knowing how to swim, owns three pit bulls, and lets them play with plastic bags from the dry cleaners – but this VIRUS is what REALLY frightens her. This is a person who is incapable of rational thought and should not be in charge of four kids.

Online “learned” [sic] was a massive failure. Trust me, with you as a parent, this kid needs all the help she can get. Everyone needs to stop being such pussies. Stop getting your kid tested every time they sneeze. You are clearly a moron who can barely run your own life – don’t you dare try and call the shots for anyone else.

It’s all so “simply”! Just put these poor teachers through the useless bullshit of remote learning and impose all those costs again because this hood rat demands it:

Home Values Rise 18%. Good Thing Talbert Handed Developers All Those Tax Dollars

The average homestead value within the City limits of Lampasas increased from $111,428 in 2020 to $131,691 in 2021.

[See Dispatch article HERE]

That is an 18% rise in just one year.

Back in 2018, when City council was busy handing Deorald Finney tons of tax dollars to “spur development” for his Stone Valley subdivision, the average value was around $97,000 – or a 36% increase in 3 years.

Finney himself promised houses that would sell for “between $150,000 and $175,000” but he is now listing them for between $200,000 and $250,000.

Do you think the City had any clawback provisions in that “agreement” with Finney when they handed him over $100,000 in taxpayer dollars?? Maybe a clause that says “if you sell these things for a ridiculous windfall profit, you give us our $100,000 back”?

Hell no. Finney is going to see a roughly $2.5 million windfall from this deal. This is typical when idiot politicians like TJ Monroe, Chuck Williamson and Misti Talbert get involved in handing out subsidies: any profits are privatized and go into the pockets of developers. Any losses are eaten by the taxpayers.

That’s why they live in mansions while Talbert and Monroe have trouble adding 2+2 together.

Once again, we see proof the Talbert administration (along with TJ Monroe, and Chuck Williamson) was a colossal failure and waster of tax dollars.

Misti is gone as mayor, but don’t let out any sighs of relief. She is now running the LEDC….into the ground, as it looks from my point of view.

Clayton Tucker Is A Selfish Hypocrite Or a Liar. Take Your Pick

One thing that Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats (and socialist) Clayton Tucker excels at is telling everyone how the world SHOULD be. He sees himself sitting on the throne telling everyone what to do to bring about his socialist utopia while doing absolutely nothing himself for his entire adult life:

“I will fight to end hunger!”. That is hilarious coming from a guy who claims to be a “farmer” AND a “rancher”. He has claimed both of those things for a very long time:

Seems to me, you don’t need to be a state senator or a politician of ANY kind to “feed the hungry”. All you have to do is roll up your sleeves, produce food, and then give it away or sell it really cheap. You even have FREE land and equipment that your grandpa (not you) owns and you pretend is yours!

Yet you don’t appear to do any of that.

So I have a few questions for Comrade Clayton, our local socialist who wants to “fight to end hunger”:

#1 – How many pounds of veggies or fruit have you donated from your “farm” to the local food bank (the mission over there on 4th street literally 5 blocks from your parents house where you live upstairs)?

#2 – How many pounds of meat have you donated from your “ranch”?

#3 – How much food have you sold at our local farmer’s market here? Seems to me that it is a great way to “support rural communities”, as you constantly blather about.

What’s that? Zero pounds of food donated to anyone?? So you’re just a selfish miserly asshole who keeps all his veggies and meat to himself without handing over a single thing to the poor and downtrodden??

OR…are you a lying asshole who actually ISN’T a farmer or a rancher but just pretends to be one so he has a better chance of being elected and sitting on his ass giving orders all day?

One or the other, douche bag. Take your pick.

Unemployed Socialist Bum Who Lives With Parents Now Head Of Lampasas County Democrats

Congratulations to the Lampasas County Democrats for appointing this socialist specimen to be the face of their organization! Clayton Tucker has alternately claimed to be a farmer, a cowboy and a rancher, but in reality he is none of those things. He’s just a 31-year-old trust fund dork who still lives with his parents:

Back when he wore a woman’s hat from Buc-ee’s gas station

Typical rancher’s build complete with spare tire and twiggy arms

The fake cowboy hat is a BIG part of Comrade Clayton’s costume. He uses it to try and convince the average Joe he is a hard-working cowboy/rancher/farmer guy. In reality, he is a socialist bum who lives off his parents:

Clayton Tucker’s Amazing Magic Hat Moves Around the Room

Comrade Clayton will have plenty of time to Tweet to the world in the name of Lampasas since he doesn’t have a real job….and never has:

Clayton Tucker Resumé – Light On Actual Work, Heavy On Bullshit

Well, he DOES occasionally go down to Austin and hold signs at rallies for socialists and communists, but that doesn’t exactly pay the bills. Luckily, Comrade Clayton HAS no bills, because he lives in an upstairs room at his parents house at 208 S Western Street.

Comrade Clayton is already vaxxed, but like a good little Brown Shirt commie, he STILL wears a mask

He loves, loves, LOVES Robert Francis O’Rourke and Bernie Sanders. Like, REALLY loves them:

Right hand on Robert’s ass, left hand holding man purse stuffed full of commie literature. Classic

Comrade Clayton is a HUGE fan of all of the following:

The Green New Deal, Critical Race Theory, forced masking and vaxxing, open borders, sanctuary cities, government takeover of health care, “free” college for everyone, universal basic income, unsecured elections with zero photo ID, Big Tech censorship of “misinformation”, abolish the filibuster.

Remember, every time Comrade Clayton goes to Austin rallies or gets interviewed by some liberal rag, he will be SURE to utter the name of our town right along with his socialist schemes and policy demands!

Awesome!!

The Goldfish Swim Tonight: 8-23-21 Council Meeting

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-way, a weem-a-way, a weem-a-way

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

Oooooh, oooooh eee-ooo-wam-a-way.

Join us on Gab.com – for live commentary. Find us at The Original Lampasshole.

On tap tonight – more budget talk.

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Friday Humor

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.”

“Well,” said the big gator, “what have you been eating?”

“Politicians, same as you,” replied the small gator.

“Hmm….Well, where do you catch them?”

“Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.”

“Same here Hmm…. How do you catch them?”

“Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them, and eat ’em!”

“Same here.” says the big gator. “Do you eat Democrats or Republicans?”

“I eat the Democrats,” says the little guy.

“Ah!” says the big gator. “I think I see your problem. You’re not getting any real nourishment. You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Democrat, there’s nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase.

Pope Already Collecting Extra Tithes On $2 Million ‘Business’ Park Debacle – Another $53,700 Flushed

Well, it didn’t take long for another of my predictions to come true.

Back on June 8th, I predicted in a post that….

Guys like Pope Eckermann are not stupid. Once the big $2 million dollar project is well underway, the LEDC and City council will not even blink at a few “cost increases” of $60,000 here and $86,000 there. That’s how these things work. He knows that morons like Chuck Williamson and Total Joke Monroe will fall victim to the Sunk Cost Fallacy, because they have done so repeatedly in the past.

Now let’s take a look at the packets (page 1, Item V) for tomorrow night’s monthly LEDC meeting:

V. Discussion and possible action regarding Additional Services Amendment No. 2 from Eckermann Engineering Inc to provide additional consulting civil engineering services for the Business Park….Phase I

Hell, the ink on the $1.5 million loan isn’t even dry yet, and Pope Eckermann is already collecting more tithes and dispensations for the project! Don’t worry though, it’s only a measly $33,000 (page 9) for this “Amendment number two”:

You’ll also notice that it’s “Amendment number TWO” – the first amendment was $20,700 (page 13).

See how it works?? I mean, I called this thing two months before it happened. Another $53,700 down the toilet in a blink. TJ Monroe and LEDC President Misti Talbert will never stop a $2 million boondoggle for a mere $54,000. Pope Eckermann knows this. Expect to see several more “amendments” before this is all over.

I can’t help but notice that the $54,000 they just set on fire is close to the additional amount I calculated they needed to pay lifeguards to keep the pool open – instead of closing it two days a week and two weeks early. But hey, I’m sure the “business” park will generate TONS of jobs when it’s all done in like 27 years.

Ain’t that just like government morons! Wreck and shortchange the jobs we have now (lifeguards) for some bullshit pie-in-the-sky 17 years down the road. Makes total sense!

Without a doubt, Misti Talbert is the biggest money-wasting moron to ever hold any office in this town. She is truly unparalleled.

Business Park Additions To Running Total Cost: $53,700

Finley’s Idea: More Gov Workers, Higher Utility Rates, Higher Gov Spending On Questionable Projects

Our $140,000 per year (plus benefits) city manager has come up with some unique ideas NEVER before dreamed up by overpaid government bureaucrats: spend more money and raise more money!!

From the 8/16/21 Dispatch:

The Lampasas City Council has expressed interest in funding several renovation projects in the proposed Fiscal-Year 2022 budget to include the Hostess House, pavilion and skate park.

In August of last year, the estimate to fund approximately five projects totaled around $940,000.

Last Monday during a workshop session, City Manager Finley deGraffenried indicated the updated estimate increased to $1.9 million.

Hey, what’s a million bucks among friends, right? It was only a year ago they said it would be $940,000. You can’t expect a guy with years and years of experience and a $140,000 paycheck (plus benefits) to be able to predict the cost of stuff to within 150%. C’mon man!!

A HUGE chunk of that is the idiotic Hostess House “facelift” – which I said LONG AGO was going to be another boondoggle. They told us it just needed “a few minor repairs”. I laughed at that.

That was WAY back in October of 2019.

NOW, they are talking about spending $1.4 MILLION for those “minor decorations”. City Council buffoon Cathy Kuehne even said they should do it right, “even if it costs a little more”. Spoken like a woman who has spent her life collecting government paychecks!

Finley also suggested the City hire three new bodies – police, fire and a ridiculous “communications/IT” person. You know, because of all the new houses being built by developers being subsidized by hundreds of thousands of tax dollars from Misti Talbert and TJ Monroe.

Finally, they need to pay for all of this. Finley suggests……wait for it….raising electric and water rates. That is always the “go to” way to pay for shit. I mean, bumping up the rate by .002 per kilowatt-hour doesn’t sound like much, but it will add about $200,000 to the City coffers. He also suggests raising the water rate by $.05 per 1000 gallons. That would add about $160,000 to City coffers.

To summarize: hey, we were off by a million on our needless projects, we want to add three new bodies (PLUS benefits!!) AND we think we should soak the citizens for another $360,000 through higher utility rates.

Truly a great plan! Like a Swiss watch, if I understand it correctly.