Socialist Bum Clayton Tucker Trying To Worm His Way Onto The Lampasas Economic Development Board

Well, it was only a matter of time, I guess. We have an organization (the LEDC) which wastes millions trying to centrally plan our “economic development” on one hand.

On the other hand, we have an unemployed socialist bum and Bernie Sanders acolyte who has not only never run a business or employed a single person, but (as far as I can tell) has also apparently never even WORKED for a real business. He has spent his adult life volunteering for the failed campaigns of other socialist losers like Julie Oliver.

Pretend cowboy and real communist demands free shit at Austin rally with other Bernie Sanders lovers.

He also lives in the upstairs bedroom at his parents’ house at 208 S Western Street. Did I mention that?

In the 70s, we used to call guys like this “bums”.

Naturally, Clayton Tucker would be attracted to the LEDC like a moth to a flame. A flame that is fueled by the burning of piles of tax dollars. A kid who hasn’t managed to accomplish a single thing in his 30 years of existence is a PERFECT fit for the group that is spending millions putting pipes in the ground at a “business” park where no actual businesses exist.

A match made in heaven!

My favorite thing in the world is to read the bullshit lies and exaggerations this communist maggot puts on all of his applications for various political offices and candidacies. He is currently 0-3 running for office and his latest humiliation was five months ago when Zac Morris beat him like a rented mule for City council.

His latest pile of rubbish can be found in his application to join the LEDC – you can see for yourself on page 25 of the latest LEDC meeting packet. He writes:

“I once worked with the National Science Foundation regarding studying the economic impact of water resources”

BAHAHAHAHA. Sure you did, Comrade Clayton! That 21 day stint at a resume-building, bullshit internship when you were in college was probably groundbreaking stuff, right? LOL. You’re practically a water EXPERT, I guess. Which is why you fall for hysterical commie nonsense like this:

I’m no history expert, but I don’t recall 41 million people last year dying of thirst. Perhaps I’m just misremembering?

I would normally say that allowing Comrade Clayton onto the LEDC would be a disaster leading to the waste of millions of dollars. But Talbert, Monroe and the rest of the LEDC clowns have ALREADY wasted millions. So I’m not sure he could really do that much damage. He’d be like a bull walking into a china shop that 10 other bulls already stampeded through and then marveling at the destruction while thinking “well, I can’t do any better than THAT!”

Plus, having a clueless moron of such epic proportions on the LEDC board is sure to drive Talbert and Monroe crazy with frustration. He’d waste hours at every meeting yapping about windmills and solar panels.

Clayton Tucker for LEDC Board member!!! Go Tucker!!

Just a Reminder…

Just a reminder that local unemployed socialist (and Chairman of Lampasas Democrats) who lives in the upstairs room at his parents’ house at 208 S Western Street does NOT have a single solar panel on that house:

His parents paid $80,000 for a “degree” in International Relations – and he can’t spell “devastate” properly!

There are also no solar panels or wind turbines at his grandpa’s ranch/farm where he occasionally plays at being a rancher/farmer.

Socialist morons are more than happy to ruin your life with harmful decrees and idiotic regulations. But they never seem to take their own medicine.

Liberals Just Love Being Biden’s Bitches

As children across the country are forced to cover their faces for hours at a time to attend school, President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill were caught on camera flouting DC’s mask mandates at an upscale Georgetown restaurant, Fiola Mare (whose mask policy they were also violating).

In a video posted Sunday night, the Bidens can be seen leaving the restaurant as employees in the background are dutifully masked up – a ‘fuck you, plebs’ not seen since the Met Gala event last month.

Every single one of these pro-mask scumbag libs has been caught doing this over and over.

Of course, we hear nary a peep from the morons who voted this guy in – morons like Bruce Haywood, Clayton Tucker, Julie Cain Landrum and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris. They are happy to obey useless mandates while the elites do whatever they want.

A HARD CORE Biden Bitch! Vax AND mask!!

I guess some people are just born to be bitches who eat shit and ask for more, right Bruce? Then again, looking at Bruce, he’ll eat anything I guess.

Cathy Kuehne Has Manure For Her Brains. She Literally Voted To WASTE $24,000

Porkchop Kuehne put on a display of retardation last night that was SO profound, it can only be explained by a scoop of feces between her ears.

One of last night’s MANY huge projects being discussed was the pavilion at Campbell Park. The original estimate last year for this pavilion was $200,000. By August of this year, the estimate had actually DROPPED to $150,000. This is unheard of in Lampasas City government – as you can see from the giant increases in the other projects:

Earlier this week, we got a look at the innards of this pavilion project and learned that Janet “Crazier” Crozier is demanding the City blow $10,200 on two 5,000-gallon tanks to store rain from the pavilion roof for her “community garden” nearby – despite the fact she is ALREADY hooked into City water and gets 5,000 gallons per month for FREE. The total cost of this project for last night’s vote was pegged at $175,885 – which includes $10,200 to be wasted on two water tanks.

Right before the vote, Zac Morris made a second valiant effort to rethink that $10,200 for water tanks. He suggested maybe there was better use for that money, since Crazier Crozier ALREADY has plenty of water there at nearly zero cost.

That’s when Porkchop made her move and forever captured the title of Extreme Queen Moron.

Porkchop noted that just a couple months ago, the estimate was $200,000 and that NOW it was “only” $175,885. Not wanting the City to actually save a single fucking penny, god forbid, she actually MADE A MOTION to INCREASE that number BACK TO $200,000.

No, I am not kidding.

There was no reasoning for it. No suggestion about what to spend it on. Just “spend more”. Literally.

So instead of looking at that $175,885 and thinking “shit, that’s $26,000 more than the original cost from a year ago” she instead said to herself “hey! That is a $24,000 savings off the estimates from two months ago! We need to spend all that shit IMMEDIATELY. On something! Anything!”

Truly mind-boggling. I’ve never seen anything like it in all my years of watching moron politicians waste public money.

Of course, nobody made a single peep about the $10,200 being wasted on two unneeded water tanks. Nobody asked about the further costs that will be incurred making those tanks useful with a pump, trenching, pipes, electricity, etc. They just dutifully voted unanimously to blow $200,000 and find something to spend it on. So not only did they NOT eliminate $10,200 in unneeded and wasteful spending on a lunatic’s pet project, they actually tacked on ANOTHER $24,000 just for the hell of it.

Loony Local ‘Community Gardener’ Janet “Crazier” Crozier About to Soak Taxpayers For Over $10,000 For Idiotic Rain Collection System

This crazy old bird just never stops! Not content to blow over $15,000 so far on her pet project “community garden” (which produced roughly $200 worth of veggies last year), she is NOW asking the City of Lampasas to install a rain catchment system on their new $175,885 pavilion they are going to build in Campbell Park.

The tanks ALONE will cost over $10,000! [10/11/21 packet – page 142]

[*** UPDATE – new price is $12,700 as of Feb 2022]

Just to remind you, this idiot ALREADY had the City dig trenches and install pipes for irrigation with City water and gets a bunch of FREE WATER from the City every month! The taxpayer paid for all that as well.

Here is a picture of the spigots the City put in – there are more on the other side. A total of eight spigots:

Of course, 10,000 gallons of water and two tanks will weigh over 40 tons. So I’m pretty sure they have to plan for that as well – which adds even more cost. Finley put something in about “a 20 x 60 slab extension for future storage” but it is unclear what that means. Storage of what?

Back on August 8th, the estimate was $150,000. Now it is $176,000

This moron must sit up late at night just dreaming up ways to set money on fire. Not HER money, of course. The money from taxpayers and the fools dumb enough to give her grant money.

But that ain’t all! There is more!

Unbeknownst to this genius, water does not just flow from the tanks into the hoses at 60 PSI. That requires pumps. Pumps cost money. A lot of money. So does a proper installation.

Who’s going to spring for all that shit?

Furthermore, those pumps and pipes you are putting all over the place also have to be protected against the freezing cold, as many people found out last February. Do you think Crazier Crozier will be out there draining the pipes and winterizing that shit in November when the first freeze rolls in?

She will not.

Funny how the City doesn’t have a few bucks lying around in the summer to pay lifeguards enough to keep the pool open six days a week. A pool which benefits the entire City.

But they have money and resources to give to this idiot and her pet project so she can play in the dirt with a few of her libtard friends and grow 6 or 8 tomatoes – which they could have just as easily grown in their back yard.

Time for the new guys on City council to put an end to this nonsense. Say “NO” to the moronic unneeded and costly rain catch system for this loon!

P.S. – as if ALL of the above isn’t enough, remember what Crazier told the Lampasas Dispatch back in April during their open house:

“Recently, the garden received a grant of $2,500 from the Rosendin Foundation, and organizers have applied for a Lower Colorado River Authority grant for a tool shed. If the organization receives the LCRA grant, it plans to use some or all of the Rosendin Foundation grant to provide a rainwater collection system for the garden area.

Budget Nuggets

City debt obligations by year:

2016/2017 – $475,300 [Toups mayor]

2017/2018 – $660,385 (+39%) [Talbert mayor]

2018/2019 – $746,171 (+13%) [Talbert]

2019/2020 – $872,995 (+17%) [Talbert]

2020/2021 – Data not listed [Talbert]

2021/2022 – $978,784 (+12% over 2019/20 numbers)

2022/2023 – $1,400,004 (+43%) [Monroe]

Debt obligations up 106% in 5 years (21% per year)

IT Department – up 54% in 5 years (11% per year)

City manager department – up 107% in 5 years (up 21.5% per year)

Population of Lampasas up approximately 5% during this time (1% per year)

Debt obligations and City manager costs rising 21x faster than population growth

IT Department spending rising 11x faster than population growth – and they STILL allowed a costly ransomware attack to cripple the City!

Local Moron Melissa Johnson Exposes Herself as Gigantic Hypocrite

The crazy cane lady is back! She has something to say about masks, ya’ll! Apparently some old guy was ridiculed in the Walmart parking lot for wearing a mask recently. Predictably, the hordes came out to publicly signal their virtue about how this was a terrible thing to do. Ironically, many of the SAME ASSHOLES were doing the EXACT SAME THING just last year to those of us who REFUSED to wear a mask.

Fate loves irony.

Our old friend Melissa Johnson had to jump in with her two cents. In the process, she revealed herself to be the giant scumbag hypocrite I always knew her to be:

It’s “breathe” and “faze you”, you clown horn

Oh, what’s that? You ALREADY spent your entire life wearing a mask for allergies? Wow. It must have been a HUGE sacrifice for you last year to…wait for it…KEEP wearing a mask as you had been doing your whole life, you absolute scumbag. Funny how you never mentioned that during all of your many Facebook rants against us anti-maskers.

So you sacrificed nothing and made zero changes to your life – then pretended you were doing it “for others”, like a scumbag would do:

Of course, crazy cane lady was too stupid to understand that the giant pollen particles that give her problems are orders of magnitude bigger than the tiny virus she was worried about. The virus actually goes right through the mask – that’s science.

But she doesn’t actually care about science, does she? She just wants payback for all those years of being ridiculed as a dorky mask-wearing kid. What better way to do that than to force EVERYONE to wear a mask AND pretend you’re “doing it for others” – so you can give a little meaning to your meaningless life.

Sad, really.

Eventually, Saint Anthony got caught admitting the same thing about masks – which vindicated us “crazy anti-science conspiracy theorists”

I also love her calling out those people as having “malfunctioning social skills”. LOL. This is the same nerd who thinks she is a member of Starfleet Command at age fifty-something:

Sweet hairdo…hides your lobotomy scars quite well

She also says that “those fools will meet up with their own medicine”, in yet another pathetic attempt to seek retribution for her shitty childhood. I can just picture her in her weed-infested yard in front of her hovel shaking her cane at the world and screaming “You’ll be sorry! You’ll see!! You’ll all be VERY sorry!!” like the unhinged Covid Cult loon she is.

Well, I’m sorry, all right – sorry that you’re wrong yet again. I have been mask free for like 19 months now AND I caught Covid. I’m still here alive and kicking and calling you a scumbag. So are about 130 million other people who caught and recovered from Covid – like Porkchop Kuehne.

She must be SO disappointed that the plague didn’t wipe out all of us “fools” who realized the mask was useless and our chances of survival were about 99.99%

But you go ahead and keep wearing that mask, dum-dum. I’m sure you’ll be proven right someday. LOL.

Grossly Misinformed Local “Doctor” Top-Ticked Covid Surge With His Panic Porn

You gotta hand it to “Dr” James Cain. He LITERALLY picked the top of the recent surge to do his “Covid Panic Porn” hysteria interview in the local paper [see September 23 article] – where he tried to scare anyone and everyone into getting the vaccine. That was the same article where he failed to utter the words “natural immunity” even once.

While he yammered about people waiting in their cars and hospitals overflowing, the surge was already over and a massive and rapid decline in cases, hospitalizations and deaths was occurring:

How is his beloved vaccine doing up north in places like, say, Vermont? Not so well. Turns out the vaccine doesn’t really protect a large group of people from shit – seeing as how the vaxxed can carry 250x the viral load. This turns recently vaxxed people into super-spreader bombs:


Gee. States up north are starting to see a surge while southern states like Texas and Florida are seeing rapid declines? It’s almost like this thing might be seasonal! Who woulda thunk it??

Covid heads north for the winter.

Also, since “Dr” Cain made his hysterical proclamations less than two weeks ago, Project Veritas has caught MULTIPLE Pfizer scientists on undercover video and audio admitting they are money-grubbing pieces of shit and that natural immunity is better than their “vaccine”:

I remember “Dr” Cain admonishing us to “listen to your doctor”. I’m guessing these corporate scientists who dream up “vaccines” are a LOT smarter and have more letters after their names than “Dr” Cain. So they are therefore even BIGGER sources of truth, right?

Pfizer Senior Associate Scientist Chris Croce – said that those who have naturally acquired immunity are “probably more” protected vs. the vaccine.

Veritas Journalist: “So, I am well-protected [with antibodies]?”

Chris Croce, Pfizer Senior Associate Scientist: “Yeah.”

Veritas Journalist: “Like as much as the vaccine?”

Croce: “Probably more.”

Veritas Journalist: “How so? Like, how much more?”

Croce: “You’re protected most likely for longer since there was a natural response.”

Croce then advises the undercover Veritas journalist to “wait” to get the vaccine until her natural immunity wanes because she’s already had Covid-19.

Gee. That’s kind of like the OPPOSITE of what “Dr” James Cain is telling everyone on the front page of the local newspaper.

A third Pfizer scientist, Rahul Khandke, said that Pfizer pressures employees to conceal negative information from the public.

“We’re bred and taught to be like, ‘vaccine is safer than actually getting COVID.’ Honestly, we had to do so many seminars on this. You have no idea. Like, we have to sit there for hours and hours and listen to like — be like, ‘you cannot talk about this in public,” said Khandke, who also agreed on the antibodies.

“If you have [COVID] antibodies built up, you should be able to prove that you have those built up,” he said.

Croce, meanwhile, acknowledged that Pfizer is conducting tests to determine whether their vaccine causes myocarditis in younger individuals.

So, yeah, we’re doing, we just sent, like, 3,000 patients’ samples to get tested for like, elevated troponin levels (to detect heart attack) to see if it’s vaccine based – or so…”

I’m sure “Dr” Cain will very soon be doing another newspaper piece where he admits he was wrong and that you’re probably fine WITHOUT the “vaccine” if you’re young and healthy and/or have ALREADY had Covid, right?

Yeah. Sure he will.