How the Business Pork Project Started 21 Years Ago (Spoiler: They Lied From The Start)

Here is how it all began…(this document will be edited and updated as I comb through the minutes – last update 4/27)

The Lampasas Economic Development Corp (LEDC) used to be known as Lampasas 4B, Inc (it was changed in December of 2001). Lampasas 4B, Inc was incorporated July 13th, 1998. Jack Calvert was mayor and signed the resolution approving the articles of incorporation. Michael Talbot (City Manager at the time) was also present as was Jim Wallace.

Talbot? Now hold on a second while we jump into the Talbot situation:

Talbot…Talbot…where have I heard that name before? Oh right. Current councilman Bob Goodart threw him under the bus in an email to me in November 2020 when I asked Bob’s opinion on the Business Pork. In that email, Goodart told me the following:

The business park has been a colossal waste of money to this point. The citizens of Lampasas voted to not buy the property, but then the City Manager, Mike Talbot managed to purchase the property through the Lampasas Economic Development Corporation, which is funded by the City of Lampasas.”

No major business wants to build here because we are too far from the interstate, we don’t have a rail head, we don’t have the workforce to sustain it and we don’t have the things that are attractive to those businesses, such as hotels and restaurants and housing. It is my opinion it should be sold to recoup some of the money or at the very least, stop throwing money into it, until there is a firm commitment from a major business to come there.

Well – old Bob lied to me because just this year he enthusiastically voted to “throw another $2.7 million into it”, including allowing Misti Talbert to raid City funds to the tune of $971,000.

Talbot? Talbert? Funny that these two idiots have almost the same name.

But back to our story…

Lampasas 4B, Inc articles of incorporation were then filed with the Secretary of State on September 9, 1998.

For the next three years, it appears they did very little. Then in 2001, they decided to get serious about wasting some big money.

The 4B Inc board hired a company called Angelou Economic Advisory, Inc for $25,000 to draw up an “Economic Master Plan”. Sound familiar? The City paid $120,000 a couple years ago for something similar – the Comprehensive Plan. I’ll bet you a signed dollar than nobody who okayed the Comprehensive Plan had any idea that the City ALREADY went through this back in 2001 and it was a waste of money then, too.

Angelou pushed hard for an industrial park: (6/4/01 minutes) “the development of an industrial park should be a priority“. Craig Benton (4B board member) was also a huge proponent of this idea. In fact, Benton was hoping they would waste money on 200 acres originally!

Angelou ALSO pointed out some obvious problems that I have mentioned myself and which have not changed in 20 years. Namely, that the educational levels of the local labor force are not up to snuff for the types of jobs you need to bring in.

City manager Mike Talbot was a HUGE cheerleader of this park as well. Remember – Talbot was a CITY EMPLOYEE and not an elected official. He was also Executive Director of 4B, Inc. This was a HUGE mistake, in my opinion. This setup gave an inordinate amount of power to a guy who didn’t answer to the voters.

[The more I read about this Talbot guy, the more I am convinced he was a complete shithead. Which may explain why he has had problems in Bastrop as THEIR City manager and finally retired again. He is now sitting pretty collecting a fat pension while Lampasas chokes on a $7 million disaster. Talbot bailed on Lampasas in May of 2006 and left them holding a big bag of shit while he scurried back to Bastrop to grab a paycheck there].

Mike Talbot
Retarded bureaucrat was giving orders back in 2001. Total disaster.

Talbot can be seen in the minutes pushing REPEATEDLY for the 4B Board of directors to shit or get off the pot and do SOMETHING/ANYTHING to change direction and get things moving.

5/12/01 minutes:Talbot expressed concern of how much longer are we going to continue on the same path. Maybe we need to bite the bullet and do something”

I can safely say Talbot is to blame more than anyone else for steering Lampasas down this disastrous Business Park path. Craig Benton is a very close second. Angelou Economics also pounded the table for a “business park” after the LEDC morons hired them for $25,000.

The most ridiculous part of all of this is that Talbot went out to look at other “industrial parks” in Round Rock, Georgetown, Temple and Killeen. Notice anything about those cities? They have MASSIVE populations compared to Lampasas. From Day One, this moron was biting off WAY more than he could chew – and the LEDC board let him get away with it, no questions asked. These clowns had NO business trying to emulate a big city. None.

Here is the very first notice they posted for their “proposed economic development project”:

The first thing you may notice is that they were going to issue this bond for the purchase, planning, development and construction of a business/industrial park.

Let that sink in for a moment: the original bond was supposed to pay for ALL OF IT. The land, the utilities, the contracted services – everything.

Purchase AND CONSTRUCTION of a business/industrial park, INCLUDING THE INFRASTRUCTURE NECESSARY, and for the promotion or development of new or expanded enterprises.

They even slapped a 1/4 cent sales tax on everyone to pay for it – a tax that remains in effect to this very day 21 years later.

Around this exact same time, there was still some trepidation by a some on City council about going through with all this. According to the minutes (9/4/01):

“Jack Calvert, mayor and citizen, noted that he was skittish about the cost of property. He does not know how we protect ourselves from overpricing”

Others didn’t bother to think twice:

Glynda Carpenter, Councilwoman and citizen, noted that we definitely need an industrial/business park, because not having one held us back”

[Part of me wonders where morons like Carpenter and Talbot are right now. I’d bet they don’t even live here anymore. Probably in another city, fucking things up there, too].

MONEY WASTING AND WHEEL SPINNING FOR THREE YEARS

They blew a LOT of money on questionable crap in these years (2001, 2002, 2003). Names like The Hogan Corporation, Dr Ray Perryman, Bexar Group and Berkley Enterprises show up in the minutes. Like Angelou, they appear to be serial con men selling big dreams and lots of bullshit to a very gullible group of people. They definitely paid Ray Perryman but the minutes never say how much.

In 2001, they spent $83,000 on “other contractual services”. In 2002 it was $70,973 on “economic development” – no other explanation. In 2003 they blew $185,000 on “other services”!

This has all the appearances of a slush fund run by morons. It looks worse than a college kid with his parents’ credit card for the first time. A LOT of money was flushed down the toilet and there was ZERO accountability.

They were getting nowhere – just spending a lot of money with nothing to show for it. They decided to bring that idiot Angelou BACK to town. The cost was $750 a pop to have him show up and answer questions. In October of 2002, Angelou was STILL demanding they “build a business complex and then go to Austin to try and get businesses interested…”

Angelou stated: “there is still time [to build the park] because of the [poor] economy. It will still take around two years by the time the property is bought“.

After reading a few hundred pages of minutes and the ramblings of Angelou, it is clear he was WAY off on all his predictions. The LEDC paid this con man $25,000 for a “Master Plan” and help, and all he did was put them on a path to the ruin we see now: 19 years later, over $7 million wasted, and zero tenants or legit prospects.

LAND IS FINALLY PURCHASED

But they finally got around to buying some land in chunks here and there in 2004.

The Board of Directors convened a “special meeting” on April 26th, 2004 and voted 5-0 to authorize a $1,100,000.00 bond issuance. Those five people were Paul Wilborn (President), Neal Leavell (Secretary/Treasurer), John Cole (Director), Judith Hetherly (Director) and Debbie Fuller (Director).

[Two members were absent and did not vote (Craig Benton and Steve Hudson)].

They got the $1,100,000.00 at 7% interest!!

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For the math-challenged – that is $77,000 per year wasted on interest.

Then the land-buying spree commenced:

In April of 2004, they bought 63.639 acres from Jimmie D and Gayle L Meyers for $379,500 ($5,963 per acre):

In May of 2004, they bought 45.02 acres from the Dana Lynn Davis Trust for $270,000 ($5,997 per acre)

Then in August of that year, they bought another 43.29 acres from Leonard Everett Spivey for $260,400 ($6,015 per acre):

That adds up to about 152 acres for $909,900.

We can check this by looking at the 2004 non-profit filing for the LEDC – and there we DO see them carrying “land, buildings and equipment basis” on their books for $909,835 – a mere $65 off my calculations.

I know the land is currently referred to as a “165-acre tract”, so those other 13 acres must have been picked up along the line somewhere for zero dollars (unlikely, in my opinion) or else the “165-acre tract” is wrong and it’s only 152 acres. I can find no record of it.

Nevertheless, the land was appraised by Herbst Real Estate in 2012 and was said to be worth $817,978.

This represent a loss of 10% on their “investment” over the first 8 years…and ZERO utilities or infrastructure had been taken care of yet…DESPITE the promises that the original $1.1 million would cover all of those expenses!

In other words, over those first 8 years they were paying 7% interest for the privilege of owning land that was depreciating at 1.25% per year. They paid $616,000 in interest payments and lost almost $100k on the land value. So they were roughly $700,000 in the hole in the first 8 years.

That is called being underwater BIG time. That is a worse deal than the worst scumbag used car salesman would give you on a jalopy at usurious rates.

Also remember: they borrowed $1.1 million and spend $909,900 – leaving them $190,000 in reserves. I believe they did this to look better for the bond rating agency. There was some discussion in the minutes about it.

More to come soon….

Clayton Tucker SDEC “Job” Will Pay Negative Salary. Position Currently Held By Moron Who Believes in Clairvoyants.

Holy shit.

Local socialist scumworm Clayton Tucker is running for the ‘job’ of SDEC. I had no idea what SDEC was, so I pretended to be a high school student working on a project when I emailed the current position holder – a moron named Dana Wright Rushing:

Hi there Dana!
I’m doing a project about Texas politics for high school.  I’m wondering if being on the SDEC (as you are for District 24) is a paid position.
Thanks!  Just trying to figure out how it all works 🙂

She responded to me as follows:

It’s not a paid position and none of the expenses incurred are reimbursed (mileage, meals, hotels, etc).
Thanks for asking!
Best Wishes,

Dana Rushing

So Comrade Clayton will be ‘earning’ a negative salary for this position. Sounds about right. I didn’t think it could get worse than his current situation where he holds a bunch of unpaid titles to make his resume look good while mom and dad let him live in their upstairs bedroom. I was wrong. This one actually COSTS money to do. LOL.

Like almost all progressives, Dana Rushing is quasi-retarded and clearly has mental issues:

AND I recycle! Nyah nyah nyah nyah

She got two useless shots and wears a useless mask, all so she can signal on Facebook that she is better than you.

Like most weak-minded, old lady progressives (**cough ** Janet Crozier ** cough **), she believes in stupid pseudoscientific bullshit like mind reading and clairvoyance:

If you are stupid enough to go to a “clairvoyant medium” and waste your money, the last thing you should do is let that be known publicly. You should hide it in shame. But there she is actually REVIEWING a con artist! She is BRAGGING about being swindled. She is essentially saying “Jerry was an amazing scam artist! He fucked me good and hard! He took my money and fed me some amazing bullshit!”

Hmmm….where have I heard that kind of pseudoscientific babbling and stupidity before? Oh yeah…another moron liberal…

No. Scientists are not saying that. No real ones, anyways.

Knowing what I know about Crazier Crozier and watching her retarded antics for years now, I truly believe her statement about her learning more from the autistic kid than he learned from her.

She believes in other insanity too:

It is not happening because you are a helpless moron

Gee….hard to believe she failed as a “life coach”. She really seems to have her shit together here.

You wonder why idiot libs believe every ridiculous thing they hear? Things like: masks work, Jan 6th was an insurrection, Trump is a Russian agent, Fauci is a genius, Biden doesn’t have dementia, inflation is Putin’s fault, solar panels can run everything, Bernie Sanders has all the answers, etc, etc?

It’s because their brains were wired wrong at birth. Janet Crazier Crozier, Bruce Haywire Haywood, this Dana idiot, Comrade Clayton. All victims of a sad kind of brain damage where they don’t understand how anything works and they have deluded themselves into thinking they’re smart.

They shouldn’t be allowed to vote. Period.

Baby Seal Corpse Reanimated! Socialist Maggot Clayton Tucker of Lampasas Texas Running For SDEC!

Grab your clubs! There is a baby seal on the loose again!

Local socialist bum and fake farmer Clayton Tucker has finally announced he is running for SDEC! I knew this a month ago, but had to keep it quiet as he hadn’t officially announced yet…

What is SDEC, you are asking? Good question. I had no idea myself!

State Democratic Executive Committee, you dummy!

Since Comrade Clayton can’t get anyone to vote for him in an election where someone OTHER than a moron democrat is involved (like City council or state senate), he is clearly now trying to move up the ladder within the Democratic Party and be king of the dipshits.

This would explain all his ass kissing and brown nosing with traitorous scum like Ilhan Omar and Robert Francis O’Rourke.

Kid Tuck wants to make the Big Leagues.

This kid will do ANYTHING to avoid an honest day’s work, won’t he? My god.

He went from state ‘organizer’ for Our Revolution (Bernie Sanders socialist group) to Advisory Committee Member for Ground Game Texas (an unimportant little group founded by socialist scumworms Julie Oliver and Mike Siegel) to Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats (see his success HERE), to Deputy Finance Director for Texas Young Democrats (the only ones stupid enough to believe he knows anything about finance) to the Trade Justice Education Fund (another weird, unimportant tiny group that wants free vaccines for Africa or something – despite the vaccines not working).

He has held all of these “jobs” while ALSO pretending to be a farmer, cowboy and rancher! It must be exhausting trying to keep all the lies straight! It’s also odd that despite having 12 ‘jobs’ he still lives upstairs at mom’s house here in town.

He did all this in about 14 months. So, as I predicted long ago, it’s not about actually accomplishing anything of value or improving anything or gaining any skills. It’s about how much crap you can load onto your resume so you can weasel your way up the next rung of the ladder.

The kid would have made a GREAT public school superintendent, don’t you think?

So will the Baby Seal get clubbed for the SIXTH time in a row?

Tough call.

If this is a paid position that requires any kind of talent or skill, he will definitely be clubbed and feasted on by Eskimos.

If it is another bullshit title without a paycheck (like Ground Game Texas), then he is probably a shoo-in.

With all these titles-but-no-paycheck jobs Comrade Clayton seems to get, it is a damn good thing that mom and pop let him continue to live in their upstairs bedroom!

LEDC Meets Tonight After Nice Two-Month Vacation. Here Are Highlights:

[** UPDATE 4/21 ** – last night’s meeting was cancelled due to a lack of quorum. That means they couldn’t even get 4 people to show up. As Misti Talbert said: ‘we are all very dedicated to this Business Park and believe in it strongly”. Funny way of showing it!!]

The LEDC skipped their March meeting – which is exactly what you would expect from a group of wizards who are right smack in the middle of incinerating their next $2.75 million on Phase II (Phase I was in 2015 under Toups regime) of their Business Pork project.

As you may recall, these same wizards told us the park was “shovel ready” nearly SEVEN YEARS ago after they wasted the first few million dollars:

“Shovel Ready Q4 2015!”

Over $7,100,000.00 will have been spent before it is all said and done…and they really have no legitimate tenants for this debacle right now.

As for tonight’s packet:

We already have another “amendment” – which will line the pockets of Pope Eckermann to the tune of $10,000:

As I blogged WAAAAAY back on June 8th, 2021: “Guys like Pope Eckermann are not stupid. Once the big $2 million dollar [update: now $2.75 million] project is well underway, the LEDC and City council will not even blink at a few “cost increases” of $60,000 here and $86,000 there. That’s how these things work. He knows that morons like Chuck Williamson and Total Joke Monroe will fall victim to the Sunk Cost Fallacy, because they have done so repeatedly in the past.

I was proven right almost immediately back on August 17, 2021 when they piled another $53,700 onto the taxpayer’s tab. More tithes for the Pope!

EEI is the Church of Eckermann Engineering Inc.

Then AGAIN on Jan 28th of this year (another $30,000 to $40,000 additional cost) when they decided to use “lime-stabilized subgrade”.

So with this latest $10,000, we are looking at$103,700in additional costs already – and ground is barely being broken!

FEB 2022 MINUTES – LEDC

I finally got a look at the February minutes (two months old now) and here are the highlights:

The Industrial Park agreement with Martin’s Rod & Custom is still languishing in limbo – no surprises there! It has been nearly SIX MONTHS since the “deal” was drawn up. According to the City secretary, the agreement now sits with the lawyers for Martin’s for them to approve.

Here is a refresher on the “deal” the LEDC is making with the “Industrial Park”:

LEDC Swallowing More Bullshit and Hype.

Speaking of handing out free money, supposedly there is a “new tenant” moving into the old “Perks” building that will “be a bar…serving mixed beverages, but highlighting bourbon specifically”.

[See page 53 for all the details!]

You know what that means! LEDC about to hand out some more fat checks as “life safety grants” so the new owners can comply with the onerous and ridiculous building codes that the City has implemented. So with one hand, the City piles expensive and unneeded codes onto any new business and the other hand of the City hands them free shit paid for by the taxpayer.

Out here in the harsh private sector, this is known as a “circle jerk of fuckery”. In government, it is “business as usual”.

There will ALSO supposedly be two MORE businesses “on each side of the formers Rutland’s building. One has a distillery/tasting room concept, with the upstairs as an event rental space [emphasis mine].

Oh no! Event rental space?!? The City is already wasting millions on the Hostess House so THEY can run an “event rental space”! I wonder which one will be better run and cost less in the long run? I know who I’m betting against!

Some Lady Rented Out The Hostess House – Shows Us What a Shit Pile It Is…

Poor LEDC. First they spend over seven million bucks on their business pork project and the free market is already beating them with great jobs available WITHOUT wasting seven million.

Tons of jobs going unfilled in Lampasas – LEDC wants to spend $7.1 million to (maybe) bring a couple more. Genius!!

NOW, the City is wasting $1.4 million on the Hostess House as an “event rental space” and the free market is going to pound their asses in that game too!

The funniest part (if you find humor in flushing tax money down the toilet) is that the morons on the LEDC will likely hand the owners of this new “event rental space” a bunch of free tax dollars as a “life safety grant” for the very spot that will be competing against THEIR OWN $1.4 million dollar Hostess House spot!

You seriously cannot make this shit up.

Lampasshole Solution To LISD “Teacher Shortage”

Today’s Dispatch tells us that LISD is “seeking alternative ways to hire more teachers”. Apparently the guy in charge of this effort will be “doctor” Chane Rascoe.

[Rascoe is the guy who makes well over $200,000 in salary and benefits every single year and educates exactly zero students.]

I’m guessing the eventual answer will be “we need more money”, as it usually is. This may shock you, but I’m OK with that.

However, that money doesn’t need to come out of the taxpayer’s ass. The taxpayer is already soaked hard at the local, state and federal level to keep a lot of people fat and well-paid. Resources are limited and we are all tapped out here in the private sector, buddy.

I propose to start cutting salaries of the Nerf positions and eliminating a lot of bullshit paper-pushers outright. Those savings can then be used to hire more REAL teachers. You know, the ones who stand up there and TEACH and deal with asshole kids all day, rather than push papers around in the back office.

The increase in administrators and “other” employees has FAR outstripped growth in student enrollment…

WAY more staff and administrators per pupil

So, let’s see where there is fat to cut, shall we?

Chane Rascoe: Slash his salary by 20%. It is outrageous that this guy costs taxpayers about $18,000 per MONTH and presumably gets summers off. I just saved you about $40,000. If he doesn’t like it, show him the door. I hear Wal-Mart is hiring truck drivers.

Eliminate the assistant superintendent position. I have no idea who it is since Bott left. I’m guessing nobody reading this has any idea either….so he can’t be THAT important. Whoever he is, he makes over $111,000 and educates nobody. He can go drive trucks too. I just saved you another $111,000 to hire real teachers with.

In fact, eliminate just about any job title with “assistant” in it. That goes for all the assistant principals.

Eliminate more Nerf jobs altogether:

Occupational therapist? Sounds like bullshit. Bye bye. Just saved you another $76,000 to hire real teachers with.

Educational diagnostician? Sounds even more bullshitty – possibly the biggest joke job in the world. Eliminate it. Saved you another $76,000 right there.

What are we up to now…about $300,000? That was easy. Let’s see what else…

School counselor? Gimme a break. MAYBE you need one or two of them at the high school level to help you decide what to do with your life. There is no need for that at any other school. Your parents should be your counselor. We never had any of that shit in my grade schools. There are NINE school counselors listed on the first 3 pages of the LISD salary site. That is insane. Say goodbye to seven of them at about $65,000 each – just saved you another $455,000.

I have now saved about three quarters of a million dollars ANNUALLY. But we aren’t done yet!

Psychologist? See “counselor” above. LISD salary site lists FOUR psychologists in the first three pages of salaries – at about $57,000 each, I just saved you another $228,000.

They WILL have to spend $19.99 to replace all those psychologists though. Meet your new psychologist:

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If you think this is all outlandish and we can’t POSSIBLY get rid of all these important people, I give you this chart yet again:

I’ve ranted before about how my grade school was run with very few people and a class size of 30 kids. I would also argue that kids were FAR better educated back in the 1950s and 1970s than they are now. We spend a LOT more money for shittier results. That is a fact you cannot deny.

Part of the problem is an absolute explosion in “administration and other staff”. You see the same thing at hospitals. Time to slash and burn, baby. There are TONS of jobs going unfilled out here in the real world. Time to wean some of these people off the government titmilk for good.

LEDC and City Council Predictions From Exactly 5-7 Years Ago Are Completely Wrong. Why Keep Believing Them???

This month, the LEDC will embark on spending ANOTHER $2.7 million on the train wreck known as the Business Pork project. Supposedly, THAT will finally make the project “super duper shovel ready” starting in May 2023 – a mere 19 years after purchasing the property.

Here are some predictions from the wizards in charge of the Lampasas Economic Development Corp and City council from almost exactly five and seven years ago. These are all predictions about the Business Pork project after they spent millions of dollars – all taken from the local newspaper The Lampasas Dispatch Record:

“Ms. Toups said she wants to continue to provide infrastructure to develop the business park — which she said Harrison spoke against publicly. Ms. Toups said through the Lampasas Economic Development Corp.’s hard work, “we are on the verge of seeing large corporations come in [to the business park].” – April 21, 2017

[On the verge? BAHAHAHAHA!]

“DeGraffenried said the LEDC was bold in its decisions to purchase the business park property and extend utilities to it. The city manager predicted Lampasas will enjoy many “spin-off benefits” throughout the city because of the utility work. ” – Oct 23, 2015

[Spin-off benefits = new fishing boat for Pope Eckermann]

“Recent land clearing and development of a road at the business park, Mrs. Masonheimer added, have made the site more attractive to prospective businesses and U.S. 183 passersby.” – Oct 23, 2015 [Masonheimer was Mandy Walsh’s predecessor]

[So attractive that it sits empty seven years later!]

“An economic study in 2001, [Neal] Leavell said, concluded a business park was the main item Lampasas needed to attract development.” – Oct 23, 2015

[The 2001 “study” was clearly wrong!]

“We look forward to working with you and working to fill this business park with good jobs,” she said [Carol Faulkenberry, Texas Dept Agriculture] – Oct 23, 2015

[Fill? There still isn’t ONE job…unless you count the small fortune Pope Eckermann has made off of these clowns]

Sample of money already wasted in 2014, 2015, 2016

Mrs. [TJ] Monroenoted the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. is working with the business park south of town on U.S. Highway 183, and she said she hopes the site will attract good employers to Lampasas. [Council member TJ Monroe] – April 14, 2015

[No employers attracted yet – but one murderer was attracted enough to dump a corpse there!]

“The incumbent said the city acquired the business park property several years ago but has lacked the infrastructure needed at the site. Soon, she said, the business park will be developed enough to be inviting to businesses. [Then-council-member Wanda Bierschwale] – April 10, 2015

[“Soon”? LOL!!]

“I feel like we’re getting somewhere,” board president Dr. Neal Leavell added. “I think we’ve really accomplished something. It’s taken a lot of patience, but we’re here.” – September 23, 2014

[Leavell STILL sits on the LEDC board]

“Economic development officials have said utilities for the business park are essential to make the 165-acre area attractive to companies.” – July 22, 2014

The LEDC was “proactive,” deGraffenried said, in acquiring the U.S. 183 property several years ago for a business park. The goal of utility extensions, the city manager said, is to develop the land into a site that can promote economic growth. – June 17, 2014

[Eight years later? Zero economic growth or tenants]

Here is the final side-splitter – September 23, 2014:

The LEDC’s new debt service payment will be about $150,000 a year, Mrs. Masonheimer said. The economic development corporation projects annual revenue of about $250,000, which will leave approximately $100,000 for operating costs after making loan payments.”

[Actual annual revenue 8 years later? Zero dollars!]

Only a Socialist Bum Like Clayton Tucker of Lampasas Texas Would Be Trying to Shut Down Oil Pipelines on April 15th.

If you are an unemployed bum who lives with his parents, the date of April 15th means very little to you. It’s just another day. Another day to sit on Twitter and post garbage while mom and dad pay the rent:

[Notice this was posted at 10:30am on a Wednesday (April 13th). Because lots of REAL farmers/ranchers/cowboys spend their entire mornings posting commie crap on Twitter/Facebook/Instagram.]

What is a “Big Oil trade attack on climate policy”? Sounds like Green New Deal/Big Gov socialist crap to me.

And it is….

If socialist bum Clayton Tucker of Lampasas was a REAL rancher/farmer/cowboy, he would not be applauding and encouraging the shut down of pipelines on any day of the year. He would instead be screaming bloody murder about the high price of diesel and livestock feed. But a fake rancher/farmer who raises imaginary crops doesn’t have these worries. He can just sit around posting stupid ideas that will fuck up the economy even more…

Clayton Tucker is not a farmer. Or a rancher. Or a cowboy.

For the productive members of society (the ones who get up at 6am, drive an hour to work, work a 12-hour shift, come home to kids and a house to run and DON’T sit around posting crap on Twitter at 10:30am on a Wednesday) the date of April 15th means a lot.

April 15th is the day you have a large portion of your income forcibly taken from you and handed to shitbirds who can’t be bothered to work at all or repay money they borrowed. Shitbirds like Clayton Tucker who want “free” medical care and “free” college.

Comrade Clayton is a HUGE fan of “free” college for everyone. He can’t wait for student debt to be cancelled. He tells us this all the time, in between his slurps of Bernie Sanders withered, dried-up, Triscuit-like scrotum…

That way, we can have an entire country full of Clayton Tuckers who get a useless degree in “International Relations” while fucking around for 4 years while people who DIDN’T waste money on college pay for it with their taxes.

They then ‘graduate’ and go back to living with mom and crying about how they deserve ‘free’ health care and a $15/hr wage the very first day they show up for work with zero skills.

Remember Clayton Tucker when you file your taxes on Monday. He is the kind of useless commie scumworm you are paying for:

“I’ll put my fist THIS far up the taxpayer’s ass!!”

City Manager Tells Blatant Lie To Council Without Blinking

While discussing the skate park last night, a few questions were asked.

[Frankly, it seems lately (maybe the last 9 months) a LOT more questions get asked by council. Perhaps it’s the addition of two guys who came in from the real world? I don’t know, but it is pleasing to see. It never happened under the Talbert Gang of Cronies. I think more questions and clarifications have been asked for in the last 9 months than in the previous 3.5 years, to be honest.]

Anyhow, this exchange took place at the 1:17:25 mark:

Zac Morris (addressing Finley): “So we were at about $300,000 and now… we’re at about half a million for that skate park?

Finley: “Were it to be…[blah, blah, blah, waffle, waffle, filler talk]….it would be $470,000…correct”

Cathy Kuehne: “Wasn’t the original [estimate] for like $200 [thousand]?”

Finley: “No”

Just an absolute blatant falsehood from City Manager Finley DeGraffenreid. It takes years and years and a salary of $140,000 to be able to lie that nonchalantly and project bullshit with such confidence.

As a reminder, Finley – this comes from YOUR MINUTES on August of last year. You can link HERE and go to page 20. It was an estimate provided by FINLEY HIMSELF (also known as “staff”). Here is the screen shot:

Skate park: August 2020 estimate $200,000 – updated estimate $400,000

It doesn’t get much more clear-cut than THAT.

Of course, Finley has amassed a large body of work already in the lying department. I keep track of them over at my GLOSSARY OF TERMS. Here is the entry for Finley DeGraffenreid:

Finley “Spinley” deGraffenried: Nickname for City Manager Finley deGraffenried. His nickname comes from his ability to spin tall tales of bullshit such as “the computer attacks were unrelated” or “we didn’t need to bid that project” or “Old City Hall will be ready in January of 2019” or “Old City Hall rehab ‘only’ cost $1.02 million.” or “our electric department does carry adequate reserves or “the skate park estimate was never $200,000”

The best bullshit your tax dollars can buy!

All this lying without consequence is hilarious to me. Rumor has it that former ACM Gary Cox was fired (by Finley!) for lying about some Goldfish crackers. Guess the rules don’t apply to Finley.

LEDC Strikes (Out) Again!

Good thing the Lampasas Economic Dunces Club is spending $7 million on a Business Pork Project to bring “high paying jobs” to Lampasas. They have been at it for almost 20 years now and have squandered millions.

Meanwhile the private sector is way ahead of them, as usual:

Mandy Walsh had zero to do with this. Misti Talbert had zero to do with this. The LEDC had absolutely zero to do with this. Yet somehow, there are some great jobs available! How did they ever do it without a bunch of bumbling morons wasting millions?? It boggles the mind.

So Wal-Mart is desperate for workers. Everyone is desperate for workers. There are WAY more jobs available than there are people to fill them, so naturally the LEDC thinks they need to spend millions to “bring jobs” here. Makes complete and total sense.

This is the SAME Misti Talbert who, when she was mayor, had trouble finding enough lifeguards to open the City pool! Truly, hers is a towering intellect and razor sharp business mind.

I have already brought this up before: Why the Business Park is a Disaster Than Cannot Be Fixed. But that didn’t deter LEDC President Misti Talbert from scamming $971,000 straight out of the City coffers to waste on this project.

Speaking of Misti…she assured us a mere 7 weeks ago that there is NO commercial space in Lampasas! Her beloved Business Pork is the only game in town! She told us this when she begged the City for $971,000 for her idiotic project:

Groveling for money: lies and more lies

Makes me wonder how THIS place opened, if that’s the case….

Not to mention NextLink, PhoLicious, etc, etc, etc – how can this new place possibly exist when “there is no commercial space in Lampasas”?

What a bunch of maroons.