Hey Seefeldt, Just Move To Wisconsin Already, You Whiney Kraut.

Christine Seefeldt is a liberal German moron who does nothing but complain about the United States, the great Republic of Texas and NOW she’s shitting on my beloved HEB.

You have gone too far now, madam.

Monopoly practices?? You mean like the shitty government-run schools?

How exactly does HEB “not allow” another grocery store to come in? Enlighten us.

So in one rant, this moron is yapping about “monopoly practices” and then in her next post, she admits there are TWO competitors in the area: Wal-Mart and Aldi.

I guess that real estate agent thing isn’t bringing in much money for you right now, is it? What a shame. If you’re so hard-pressed for groceries, maybe you shouldn’t be taking two-week vacations to Wisconsin, you colossal idiot.

This is the definition of an idiot liberal. She is also a poster child for repealing the 19th Amendment. Old ladies should NEVER be allowed to vote. They are not logical or rational enough. If you look at local socialist Comrade Clayton’s social media, it is about 90% old ladies on there agreeing with all his socialist claptrap. They are a danger to society and the Constitution.

Just look at this dummy’s face…you can see the stupidity oozing out of her ears…

German moron shits on America and Texas

Hey dummy, here’s an idea I’ve thrown out there a bunch of times before: MOVE! Texas would be far better off if socialist, authoritarian, boot-licking morons like yourself just went ahead and relocated to your “socialist paradises” like California, Wisconsin and Illinois. Go ahead and MOVE!!!!

She loves Joe Biden but does nothing but bitch about high prices – and she is too stupid to see the connection. Instead she goes down the same wrong path as several other morons in the area like Haywood, Tucker and Lucas: she blames the “greedy corporations.” None of these clowns can put 2 and 2 together and see that all the “greed” started when Dementia Joe took office and started giving away free shit.

Ass hat.

Coach Prime Douchebag Humiliated On National TV 42-6

Glorious.

Probably the most satisfying day of college football I’ve had in 28 years. Watching the biggest buffoon of them all – MEion Sanders – get humiliated like that was epic.

For WEEKS we have been subjected to the retarded hype: Deion is going to take over for Saban. Deion is going to get paid $50 million to coach NFL. Deion’s idiot clown kid is going to win the Heisman. Deion on 60 Minutes. The Rock will be in Colorado to watch Deion. LeBron James tweeting all the time about what a winner he is. Coach Prime Douche is going to the national championship game. His asshole kid waving his $20,000 watch in the face of the opponents. His asshole kid driving a Bentley.

These were the delusions of morons and bandwagon jumpers. Morons who claimed “he’s a winner…he’s a champion.”

I’m old enough to remember what a lazy, self-promoting, pile of of dung Deion Sanders REALLY is. He isn’t an Xs and Os kind of guy. He’s about flash and bullshit and hype. He’s a self-promoter. He’s Elon Musk with an IQ of 79.

He’s a clown. Always has been.

Yeah. I called it:

https://gab.com/TheOriginalLampasshole/posts/111115188970194902

How does Prime Douche put it? “I have the receipts”? There is a receipt for you, asswipe. Time stamped three hours before the game – predicting a 36 point beatdown…which is exactly what you got.

Prime Douche said “this is the worst it will ever be” – wrong. You have much more medicine to take next week against USC. Hope you choke on it, you prick.

Yes you are arrogant – even after getting humiliated on national TV. It will take several more beatdowns for you to even begin to face reality.

Yes you DO say shit “just for clicks” – that’s your whole schtick. Perhaps if you and your idiot kid spent more time on watching film and less time on yammering on social media about sunglasses and “disrespecktin the logo,” and making it personal, you’d wouldn’t have gotten humiliated so badly.

But that won’t happen. Because he doesn’t care about the team. He cares about himself.

RELATED: Prime Douche tries to defend Michael Vick dogfighting charges.

Local Socialist Parasite Excited About Biden (Illegally) Creating Climate Red Guards.

Ah yes. No commie government is complete without a bunch of brainwashed, easily manipulated kids running around spying on and ratting out their parents and neighbors.

“I saw Mister Smith next door eating MEAT! That’s bad for the environment! Big Brother told me so!”

Mao had his Red Guards. Hitler had the brown shirts and Hitler Youth. Pol Pot had his killing fields. Most people have no clue of the atrocities committed by kids as young as 12 or 13 under the Khmer Rouge. I doubt local commie Clayton Tucker knows any of this history. If he did, he might not be applauding King Biden’s latest idiotic stunt.

Biden is forming his own little army of brainwashed rats and snitches:

Local socialist Clayton Tucker is ecstatic. In his mind, only Big Government can solve problems – despite the fact that Big Government has failed to solve a single problem in the history of the U.S. and most of the time, they make things far worse.

The federal government was directly responsible for creating the Dust Bowl in the first place, you moron.

[P.S. – there is no “climate crisis.” The earth will warm and cool over long periods of time as it has done for billions of years and it will continue to do no matter how many trillions are wasted on pinwheels and electric fagmobiles.]

I find it especially hilarious that the photo uses some chick pointing to a bunch of pinwheels in the distance. Because the entire wind industry is on the verge of collapse right now…even WITH billions and billions wasted on subsidies. It’s likely that by the time Biden gets his army of Green Shirts organized, there won’t be any pinwheels left to deal with at all. The whole retarded house of cards will have collapsed already.

Whenever you hear Comrade Clayton state something with such confidence and authority (“FDR directly helped end the Dust Bowl!”) remember how he is 100% wrong on every other thing he has ever stated.

Like this:

He is just a random retard spewing nonsense. That’s it.

But he SURE IS EXCITED about the thought of an army of government-paid assholes running around “stopping climate chaos,” whatever that means.

My first question is how King Biden has the authority to just create this new bloated program out of thin air. No doubt he will insist on these 20,000 idiots being paid far more than they are worth ($0). So we are talking about a billion dollar expenditure without the approval of Congress. If you read your Constitution, all spending and taxing decisions must originate in the House.

So there’s that.

Secondly, we are $33 trillion in debt and currently fighting over a government shutdown, but somehow we always have billions for garbage make-work jobs and climate propaganda like this. Screw that. I hope they DO shut the government down at the end of the month. Of course, the “shut down” only affects about 14% of the government, unfortunately.

These are the kind of useless, waste-of-money jobs that even a 32-year-old failure and loser who lives with his mother could get, if he raised a finger. But Clayton can’t even pull THAT off. He doesn’t like waking up before 11am, usually….

Wow. Impressive. The sun comes up at, what…like 7:20 now? Tell me you’re a lazy, unemployed piece of shit without telling me you’re a lazy, unemployed piece of shit. He’s so proud of himself for waking up before 7:20am.

Only a clueless, hopeless, brainless clown of a socialist would think this “climate corps” is a good idea.

LEDC 2022 Tax Filing FINALLY Available Online. They Skimmed a Record $466,975 In Sales Taxes For The Year.

For a group that did nothing but whine about “economic damage from Covid” for three years straight and tried to pilfer federal funds based on that lie, they sure have been skimming record amounts of tax dollars from the citizens!

For the fiscal year ending September 30, 2022 they hauled in a record $466,975 (Part VIII row 11a).

For comparison, the previous year was $422,532 and the year before that was $348,835 – for a 34% INCREASE in just two years.

This is thanks to the raging inflation we have seen.

As recently as 2018, they had never even hit $300,000 in a year. It is also TRIPLE the amount they took in back in 2003.

Think about that for a sec: the population of Lampasas is up about 12% since the year 2003. But sales tax receipts skimmed by the LEDC during that time went from $145,559 (see page 6) up to $466,975an increase of 220%

Since the skimming started back in 2001, the LEDC has pocketed a total of $5,350,950.00 from the taxpayers.

So to recap: population up 12% and sales tax money swiped from citizens up 220%. And you wonder why you can’t afford shit these days. Government at ALL levels is a bottomless pit of spending.

If you want to see what you got for all that, drive out of town on 183 heading south and take a gander at the 151-acre goat pasture that has sat empty for 21 years now!

Economic Development Dingbats Travel To Mineral Wells On City Time For Useless Junket.

If you wonder what your overpaid City employees do all day, look no further than their Facebook post from yesterday:

Mineral Wells is about a two hour drive straight north of us. They are a suburb about 45 minutes west of Forth Worth. Why they chose this place (other than having a “history deeply rooted in mineral springs”) is beyond me.

Is that the new pivot for Ybarra? Push Lampasas as a “therapeutic mineral springs” destination? Who knows. But she has to do SOMETHING to look busy all the time, I guess.

She tossed a nice word salad about the trip, that’s for sure. She’s not on Finley’s level yet with his “leveraging enterprise funds” or “stakeholder visions,” but she threw out a couple of nice meaningless bullshit buzzwords like “innovative economic strategies” and “benefit-driven projects.”

I’ll say something else about Ybarra: she is clearly quite literate. She knows when to properly hyphenate two words when used as an adjective. She nailed it on “community-led” and also on “benefit-driven.” You would NEVER see that shit with Ryan Ward, who writes like a Ritalin-addled third grader.

See what I did there with the hyphen as a little joke reinforcing the whole hyphen discussion? I bet Ybarra will get it when she reads this.

But Ybarra did leave out some information. I’d LOVE to know more about these “innovative economic strategies” she speaks of. Because according to Wikipedia, the City of Mineral Wells lost 12% of their population between the year 2010 and 2020. They went from 16,788 down to 14,720.

Ouch. Maybe those “economic strategies” weren’t so innovative after all.

So who wasted their entire day on this ridiculous and useless junket? Some of the usual suspects…

On the right we have TJ Monroe. Former mayor and current board member of the Lampasas Economic Development Corp. In fact, she has been sitting on the LEDC board since back when they invented milk.

In the middle is Economic Development Director Stacey Ybarra, who always has a shit-eating grin on her face reminiscent of a second grader who heard a loud fart in class and can’t stop giggling over it. She is also inexplicably wearing a shirt celebrating a team currently occupying the cellar in the AL East division. Oh well – marginally better than a Yankees shirt, I suppose.

On the far left is City secretary Becky Sims. I’m not sure why she’s there except to take a paid day off work to galivant around another town and get a free lunch.

I’m not sure who the other bird is, but she appears to be wearing Badger Blue, so she must be one of ours. She’s not a City Big Wig though.

Ybarra and Sims cost the taxpayer roughly $900 per work day between the two of them, so I hope the trip was super duper informative and will yield LOTS of brilliant “economic strategies” to implement here in Lampasas.

You know, there IS one thing they can learn from Mineral Wells: looking at their City organizational chart (page 8), we can see that this town of 12,000 has NO IT DEPARTMENT – like many, many other towns our size. Lampasas could definitely outsource that stuff and save hundreds of thousands per year!

But we already knew that from four years ago.

REMINDER:

Current number of days the $7.2 million dollar “Business Park” has been completely empty and devoid of tenants: 7,122

Socialist “Virtual” Rancher Learning That REAL Ranching Is Hard Work. Vultures Eating His Product. Or Maybe Coyotes.

Gee, working out in the REAL world to create something out of nothing is hard work, isn’t it? It’s not like a little virtual computer farm on your Facebook page. Shit doesn’t go your way a lot of the time. The donkeys you bought to protect your goats don’t do their job. Kids disappear. Maybe it was coyotes. Maybe vultures. But the fifth-generation rancher doesn’t really know. The four generations of Tuckers that came before him apparently didn’t teach him about looking at tracks or scat or how the animals were eaten/bitten to determine these things.

I guess they didn’t cover kid birth in the beginner ranching course he took a few weeks ago, either. I’m no expert fifth-generation rancher. I’m just a dummy Lampasshole. But even I figured out quickly when the doe is close to birth. She kind of hangs out by herself and paws out a “nest” on the ground. It’s quite obvious. Then you keep her and the kid penned up so coyotes can’t get them.

The donkey who is apparently useless against coyotes (his job) earned himself lots of treats. Isn’t that just like a socialist: rewarding the fuckups!

Wait, so the “fifth-generation rancher” who just took 10 pages of notes at a beginner ranching class didn’t know to keep the newborn kids penned up for a good long while so they don’t get eaten? The same asshole who posts pictures of himself shoveling shit out of pens didn’t think to actually USE those pens to protect newborn kids?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Of course, your choices are either (1) keep mom and kids penned up 24/7 and pay to feed them alfalfa, goat feed or other stuff that costs good money OR (2) let them in and out of the pen every single day to browse in the field. Choice #2 means you’ll have to actually drive over to grandpa’s house twice a day to let them out and corral them back in later in the evening. It’s called a “goatherd” – like a “shepherd” but with goats, see? You kind of keep an eye on them and protect them. That will severely cut into your Twitter and Facebook time – and the millennial douchebag fake rancher can’t have that.

But instead of a guard dog or electric fence or an alpaca or something, Comrade Clayton is “looking into cameras” for the field. Cool. You’ll only need about 50 of them to make sure you cover every square inch of the “open field.” I’m sure mom will buy you those for Christmas if you ask really nice. Make sure she buys lots of batteries, too. You moron.

But there’s more! In his usual fashion, Comrade Clayton is pontificating on things he knows absolutely nothing about – then spouts the wrong answer with full confidence. Kind of like he does with wind power, or using a wrench incorrectly

Things which could be learned from the four generations of ranchers that supposedly came before him. Or even from the Internet with a basic search.

There ARE no buzzards in Texas. But if there were, they would DEFINITELY go after live animals….because that’s what they do.

Things like the difference between a vulture (we have two kinds in Texas and yes, the black vulture will go after living animals at times – I’ve seen it myself) and a buzzard (there are no buzzards in Texas, and yes buzzards definitely eat live animals like rodents)

The fifth-generation rancher who spends all day on the Internet was unable to figure this out. Yet informs everyone of the wrong answer with such confidence. Hey, wait! This is MISINFORMATION!!! Arrest that fucker!

I’m going out on a limb here, but if your “ranch” is only selling a couple of goats every year while the rest get eaten by predators, then you aren’t going to make it, buddy. Of course, we knew that from the start, because you aren’t a real ranch. You’re just a trust-fund nerd who goes over to grandpa’s property and feeds some goats every now and then and posts pictures on social media for all the old, lonely, moronic democrat ladies.

Try running a REAL small business sometime, instead of just dicking around on grandpa’s ranch where someone else supplied the land and equipment for free. Where it doesn’t matter if you fail because you still have a nice warm rent-free bed in mom’s house to sleep in every night. The kind of small business you socialist retards want to tax/regulate into oblivion.

Try dealing with payrolls, delivery trucks breaking down, the price of diesel going up, FedEx gouging you for 8% more every time you turn around, insurance jumping 20% in a year, packaging costs going through the roof and suppliers running out of shit constantly because of “supply chain” idiocy.

What a clueless, spoiled, sheltered ass hat.

LEDC Tucks Tail: Eliminates Lies About “Jobs Created” and “Project Wins” From Silly-Assed “Economic Matrix” Spreadsheet.

Small victories. I’ll take them.

Maybe Ybarra finally got a tap on the shoulder from the City’s hack attorney JC Brown telling her to lay off all the bullshit and lies because it was making it harder and harder to keep denying me information.

Here is the OLD “economic matrix” – complete with the horseshit about “20 – to 35 jobs created” and “project wins” and “announced capital investments”

I filed Open Records Requests for the name/names of the company/companies who are providing all these new jobs and who “won” a project. Just the NAME. I was refused. It seemed weird that they didn’t want to crow about all these new jobs. I suspected that was because it was all pie-in-the-sky bullshit.

It was.

Here is the NEW “economic matrix” from this week’s LEDC packet (page 27) – all that garbage has been erased. In its place is a “rah rah” cheering section about the new businesses that have opened recently:

Of course, if they were intellectually honest, they would ALSO include the businesses that have CLOSED this year: Wool & Vine, Baby J’s, The Dog House, Rolling Pin and Gillen’s Candies.

I suspect that Bidenomics will claim at least another business or two before the year is over, unfortunately.

Before You Praise The UAW Clowns As Heroes, Here Is a Tiny List Of The Fraud, Embezzlement and Corruption They Were Involved In.

This is just over the last few years. I’ve lost track of how many UAW Presidents have gone to prison for theft, fraud and embezzlement. This is the SAME group of clowns berating “greedy” CEOs.

Just remember: while the poor union schlubs are out there striking and getting by on their $500/week fund, the UAW Fat Cats will still get their $200k salaries and dine on steak and lobster. All while funneling MILLIONS in union dues to “climate change” bullshit.

Aug 27, 2018: Former Fiat Chrysler Automobiles labor relations chief Alphons Iacobelli is sentenced to 66 months in federal prison for tax evasion and his role in a wide-ranging conspiracy to win favorable treatment from the UAW for FCA.

Aug 5, 2019: Former UAW Vice President Norwood Jewell was sentenced to 15 months in prison and a year of supervised probation for his role in a multimillion-dollar corruption scandal involving the union and Fiat Chrysler Automobiles.

Aug 14, 2019: Michael Grimes, a senior UAW official who “at times worked closely with the UAW Vice President and Director of the GM Department,” according to court filings, faces wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges. In court filings, Grimes and other unnamed UAW officials are accused of accepting bribes and kickbacks worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Aug 30, 2019: The FBI is investigating UAW President Gary Jones, whose home was raided this week by federal agents, over allegations of financial crimes. Sources told The Detroit News that investigators are looking into whether Jones or other UAW officials spent member dues on junkets to California and other potential wrongdoing.

Sep 4, 2019: Michael Grimes, who worked as an assistant in the UAW’s General Motors department, pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Ann Arbor, Mich., to wire fraud and money laundering charges.

Sep 13, 2019: Vance Pearson, was arrested Sept. 12 and charged with conspiring to embezzle UAW funds. He is president of the union’s Region 5. The Detroit News reports that Jones and former President Dennis Williams are among officials implicated, but unnamed, in the criminal complaint against Pearson.

Oct 22, 2019: Jeffery Pietrzyk, a former assistant to former UAW-GM Department Vice President Joe Ashton, pleaded guilty on Oct. 22 to charges of conspiracy and fraud.

Oct 31, 2019: Edward Robinson, former top aide to UAW President Gary Jones and head of a UAW regional community action program council, was charged with conspiracy to embezzle union funds and conspiracy to defraud the U.S.

Nov 2, 2019: Rory Gamble, vice president of the UAW-Ford department, will be acting president after Gary Jones requested a leave of absence. Jones has been reportedly implicated in the federal probe into the UAW.

Nov 6, 2019: Federal prosecutors charged former UAW Vice President Joe Ashton, who headed the union’s 2011 negotiations with General Motors and was on GM’s board for three years, with money laundering and wire fraud.

Nov 20, 2019: News of Gary Jones’ decision to resign came shortly after the UAW’s International Executive Board voted unanimously to seek the permanent removal of Jones and regional director Vance Pearson from the union.

Nov 26, 2019: Former UAW regional director Vance Pearson, facing charges of misusing hundreds of thousands of dollars of union funds, appeared in federal court two days after resigning from his position and terminating his membership.

Dec 3, 2019: U.S. Attorney Matthew Schneider said while the UAW has not adequately cooperated with the yearslong federal investigation of the union, his office has received new tips about corruption within the union.

Dec 4, 2019: Joe Ashton, the UAW’s lead negotiator with GM in 2011 who later sat on the automaker’s board, pleaded guilty to money laundering and wire fraud. He is expected to receive a prison sentence of 30 to 37 months and agreed to forfeit $250,000 he collected in kickbacks. Sentencing is scheduled for March 3.

Jan 6, 2020: Federal prosecutors filed new charges against former UAW Region 5 Director Vance Pearson, indicating that they expect him to plead guilty to embezzling member dues to pay for expensive cigars, golf equipment and other luxuries.

Feb 2020: Former UAW Regional Director Vance Pearson pleaded guilty in federal court on Feb. 7 to conspiring with at least six other UAW officials to embezzle union funds and to further racketeering activity. He agreed to cooperate in the federal government’s investigation, which also targets former UAW Presidents Gary Jones and Dennis Williams. On Feb. 19, Michael Grimes, a former assistant in the UAW’s General Motors department, was sentenced to 28 months for wire fraud and money laundering.

March 2, 2020: Edward Robinson, a top aide to former UAW President Gary Jones, pleaded guilty in federal court to conspiring to embezzle union funds and conspiring to defraud the U.S.

March 5, 2020: Federal prosecutors on Thursday charged Gary Jones, the former president of the UAW, with embezzling more than $1.5 million from the union he once led. Jones was charged in a criminal information, indicating he’s expected to plead guilty.

June 3, 2020: Gary Jones agreed to forfeit $144,000 and is expected to serve about four years in prison. His sentence could be reduced if the assistance he provides to investigators is substantial.

Aug 27, 2020: Federal prosecutors charged ex-UAW President Dennis Williams, who led the UAW from 2014 to 2018, with conspiring to embezzle funds from rank-and-file workers for nearly a decade.

Sep 30, 2020: Dennis Williams, who served as the UAW’s president from 2014 to 2018, pleaded guilty on Sept. 30 to embezzling money from the members he once led.

Nov 17, 2020: Ashton, who negotiated the UAW’s 2011 contract with GM and later became a GM board member, was sentenced on money laundering and wire fraud charges.

May 11, 2021: The UAW’s president from 2014 to 2018, Dennis Williams is the highest-ranking UAW member to be sentenced in a yearslong corruption probe that has netted 15 convictions.

June 10, 2021: Ex-UAW President Gary Jones is the second-consecutive UAW leader to be put behind bars.

July 6, 2021: Vance Pearson was sentenced for conspiring to embezzle union funds and further racketeering activity with other high-ranking union officials.

Nov 10, 2021: Prosecutors allege Tim Edmunds, a former financial secretary at UAW Local 412 in Warren, Mich., stole roughly $2 million.

He was a Greektown Casino regular, prosecutors said, had cash buy-ins of more than $1 million, and put more than $16 million in play while at the casino from 2016-20.

Why Oil Kicks Ass.

Dipshit greenies and libtards can yammer about “ending fossil fuels” all they want, but it will not happen anytime soon. One of my favorite things in the world was buying oil (USO) and energy stocks (XOM, VGELX) back in 2020 when idiots thought the world was going to end. Worse yet, they actually BELIEVE that we will transition to “net zero” by 2030. Dipshit greenies do not understand that without oil, civilization will collapse in short order.

Here is why:

Energy is the ability to do work. A barrel of oil contains 5.8 million British Thermal Units of energy in a typical 42-gallon barrel.

A human in peak physical condition is capable of putting out 750 BTU per hour of work (we will ignore that a human can’t maintain this pace). That translates to a barrel of oil doing 7,733 hours of optimal human labor.

At the average wage of $26.92 USD per hour, a single barrel of oil produces $208,172.36 of skilled labor! That’s remarkable!

Even more remarkable, oil stores this energy as potential energy. That barrel might cost $70 and weigh 300 pounds when full. To gain the equivalency in batteries, you would need over 33,000 pounds of Tesla’s Powerwall batteries at a cost of more than $1.3 million.

It’s even more amazing once you realize that this liquid is able to produce over $200,000 worth of economic output, for less than the price of a Coca-Cola, and without requiring the added expense of storage. If that’s hard to believe, here is the math: a barrel of oil contains 42 gallons; the average price of oil in 2021 was $67.99 USD per barrel, so that comes to $1.62 per gallon. Costco sells 8 liters of soda for $6, a price that amounts to $2.85 per gallon.

Illumination from petroleum oil helped save the whales, not Greenpeace.

Prior to petroleum oil (kerosene), whale oil was used to illuminate society; it was a luxury because it burned brighter than candles and cleaner than wood fires. By 1830, the United States was the global whaling leader. At its peak, whaling produced 600,000 barrels of whale oil annually. That changed after the Drake well, which produced in one day what it took a whaling voyage to produce in 3-4 years.

By 1900, U.S. whaling output was 10% of its peak. Vegetable oils helped too. Whaling peaked in 1962, 13-years before Greenpeace heavily publicized action in Vancouver.

The next time someone tries to tell you how horrible this fuel is, I hope you are able to view it differently than the “climate chaos” idiots (who prey upon your cognitive biases) would have you believe.

Our Little Socialist Was Up Late Last Night Consumed With Envy.

When you are a “virtual” rancher as opposed to a REAL one, you can stay up until 1am rage posting on Twitter about how oppressed workers are and how overpaid “fat cats” are….

“Dignified” wage? Who gets to define “dignified”? What the hell do YOU know about dignified, anyways: you live with your mother at age 32!

You’d think the little guy with (1) no job (2) who lives with mom at age 32 and (3) has probably not been laid by a female in his life would focus on THOSE three MAJOR issues in his life instead of getting worked up about how much some guy in Michigan gets paid to put wheels on a car.

But you’d be wrong! Instead of looking to find a real job or maybe develop some skills, he prefers being unemployed and yelling on a street corner about how unfair life is…

Here are some comparisons you will NEVER hear the little guy make:

“It’s not fair that LeBron James makes $50 million per year and the guy selling beer in the stadium only makes $38,000!”

“It’s not fair that Tom Cruise makes $70 million for a film while the chick doing his makeup only makes $55,000 per year!”

“It’s not fair that Taylor Swift makes $100 million per year and her low-income fans have to shell out a ridiculous $800 per ticket to see her.”

No, he will never mention that. Because THOSE rich people are liberals…and they virtue signal properly. He only bashes CEOs, because they are “evil,” for some reason. Never mind that fact that LeBron and Cruise could disappear off the face of the planet tomorrow and it wouldn’t affect me one bit. Whereas if all the major companies in the world shut down tomorrow, we’d all be quite fucked. So personally, I value the companies a lot higher than the useless rich celebs he never criticizes.

Our local socialist also never complains about the super-rich politicians who amass hundreds of millions but never create anything of value in their entire pathetic lives:

[Don’t forget Al Gore – who is worth $300 million after pushing global warming lies to liberal morons who gobbled it all down and asked for seconds]

I’d rather see the CEO of a car company make $20 million before I see a useless cunt like Schumer make $1. He has literally NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE in the private sector. Kind of like Biden…and Comrade Clayton Tucker himself.

You know who else Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 will never disparage? Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple. That is because Tim Cook is a homosexual and raging liberal, so he is a protected species.

Here are some facts for you, Comrade:

*** Tim Cook took home over $100 million in one year as CEO of Apple. FAR more than your automaker CEOs.

*** Apple profit margins are 26%! More the TRIPLE the 7.5% industry average for automakers.

*** Apple has spent FAR more on stock buybacks than the $5 billion Comrade Clayton is upset about with the automakers!

So Apple is about 30 times WORSE in terms of “corporate greed,” to use Comrade Clayton’s terms. But guess what? Comrade Clayton HIMSELF owns an iPhone and very likely owns other Apple shit like an iPad or iMac. Because he is a chick and chicks own Apple crap.

What a hypocrite: typing about “corporate greed” ON HIS APPLE PHONE AND APPLE COMPUTER and posting it on FACEBOOK (Facebook profit margins 24% and CEO worth over $100 billion).

Only in America will you find stupid, spoiled assholes like Clayton Tucker raging against “greedy capitalists” on their $1,200 iPhone while posting on Twitter and sipping their Starbucks latte. What a complete and utter douchebag.

Related: Apple knew a supplier was using child labor but took 3 years to fully cut ties, despite the company’s promises to hold itself to the ‘highest standards,’ report says