It all started so innocently, didn’t it? Just a “minor repair” here and “minor interior decoration” there.
Minutes from October 16, 2019 [page 5]:
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Then The Goldfish, Finley and a troup of chimpanzees got ahold of it…and it turned into THIS abomination:
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And you wonder why I NEVER believe a word these people say.