I hope all the stupid old lady shits who donated to this fraud to “stop data centers” and “bust monopolies” are happy. They just got bent over and penetrated. I hope you sent your last $100 to this clown and you eat cat food for the rest of the year.
Wait, what? You can’t do it alone? What happened to all that “I’ll gunk them all up with Ag impact studies on Day One” tough talk? Oh what’s that? That was total nonsense kind of like I said for the last 18 months?
You lying sack of shit.
Oh, but it gets better! Let’s see how he plans to “bust monopolies” as he has been promising to do for a year now. This excerpt is from a nauseating and fawning article filled with bullshit and lies about Clayton’s “ranching” experience. Read it at your own peril. But here is the best part:
Oh. So the only person who can “bust monopolies” is the AG? No way! I’m not sure why the AG needs a moron who is not a lawyer to “work with” him as he can do it himself and is solely responsible in that area. But keep telling us some bullshit, Comrade!
I think I heard someone say that about 100 times over the last year, but I can’t recall who it was. Oh yeah, it was me:
Grok Confirms It: Clayton Tucker Is Lying Every Single Day.
The rest of the article has him dreaming of handing out billions to everyone and giving “free” lunches to EVERYONE in school. A socialists wet dream. But unfortunately, every single bullshit pipe dream is followed by “of course, the legislature will have to pass that and supply the funds” LOL. Poor little Clayton is totally powerless. It’s hilarious. Here is another funny excerpt:
One of his proposals involves working with state lawmakerson a supplemental Texas farm bill that could provide additional agricultural assistance.
He also wants Congress to approvea new federal farm bill.
“We’ll beworking with Congressto get a new farm bill passed. We have to.” Tucker said. “That is the single greatest thing you can do for farmers right now.”
Tucker said a state-level proposal could potentially provide additional funding for farmers while also supporting food assistance programs such as the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, commonly known as SNAP, and the Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants and Children, or WIC.
Such a proposalwould require legislative approval and funding.
So contrary to the last 18 months of his lies, he is NOT God on the throne and has already had his nuts snipped. This will drive him crazy as he is power hungry and thinks he is smarter than everyone else. He even had the nerve to imply he alone could decide which laws are “good” and that all those laws need his approval or something. LOL:
Don’t worry, everyone! Comrade Cumstain the Ag Commissioner will make sure that only “good laws” are passed when it comes to data centers. BAHAHAHAHA. Like he’s going to be standing over the shoulder of Hinojosa and 181 members of the Texas legislature demanding this and that in certain laws and then withholding or giving his approval – as if anyone gives a flying fuck. BAHAHAHAHA! My God what a buffoon.
So his big plans so far: more money for welfare, WIC, SNAP, free money to farmers and ‘free’ lunches for everyone…but he needs federal and state legislatures to approve all his fever dreams. That about sums it up.