“A raging river of shit lifts all turds” – John F. Kennedy, probably
If you can believe it, local socialist and illegitimate Ag Commissioner-elect is STILL running around telling people that ranchers being mad about data centers and their water usage was “critical” to his election. LOL.
No, what happened was all the fat, blue-haired freaks and imported browns and jeets in Houston, Austin and Dallas do what they do best: vote for anyone with a D after their name. Nate Sheets, Dawn Buckingham and other competent candidates were collateral damage of the atomic shitbomb that libs (and a good number of republicans) aimed at Trump for his retarded war in Iran.
Nobody woke up every morning and worried that Iran would get a nuke. But EVERYONE fills their tank weekly and got reminded of the totally retarded and self-imposed fuckup that was Trump’s war in Iran. It’s that simple. THAT and a growing number of foreigners and CA/NY/OH douchebags moving here to turn Texas into the shitholes they left.
Exhibit A – the dummy Potato Head and her commie kid:
I had one of my Grokbot minions make a map of the counties won by Sheets and Comrade Goatwanker. The number shown on the county is how much the candidate won by. Tucker only won 14% of the counties in Texas (35 out of 254):
You will notice that in the ENTIRE AREA he spent all his time yapping about data centers (Lubbock, Amarillo, Abilene) he got absolutely massacred. He lost by margins of 50 to 70 points!
Lubbock County? He got creamed by 25 points. Not even close.
Lampasas County where he supposedly has “deep roots” and a “multi-generational ranch” and lives with his parents? He got destroyed by 50 points (25%/75%)
Burnet County right next door? A 46-point beatdown.
San Saba which is basically where his fake ranch is located (Grandma’s acres with his pet goats)? Murdered by SEVENTY POINTS (15% to 85%)
Mills (lost by 68 points) – Hamilton (lost by 65 points) – Comanche (lost by 60 points)
So where were all the votes coming from, if not all the ranchers and farmers up there who adore him and are petrified of data centers?
Comrade Cumstain won the election by 453,000 votes. His margins in the big cities:
Harris County – 327,000
Dallas County – 290,000
Travis County – 264,000
Close to 900,000 just in those big three cities packed with retards. You think Austin, Dallas or Houston residents are worried about water shortages? LOL. Austin sits next to massive rivers and lakes. NONE of those cities has any “water problem” on the horizon. Exit polls showed that “data centers” were WAY down on the list of shit people care about – right around #10 or 11 in most surveys.
The “water issue” was bullshit all along, as I grew hoarse pointing out this year. Of every gallon of water used in Texas, only 1/2 oz goes to data centers. It is a non-issue, as I have said all along.
No, Nate Sheets lost because EVERYBODY lost. Comrade Cumstain just happened to be standing there when the shitriver came through and he got carried along like the other turds. Dawn Buckingham had $3 million in her campaign to Ben Flores’ $3,000 – and she also lost. She is someone I thought was unbeatable. Flores is just a name they threw on the ticket as a sacrificial lamb – he’s currently fighting leukemia and in chemo. So this was the LAST thing HE expected either.
But now Flores (a Mexican-born radical and global warming nutjob) is now Land Commissioner.
Truly sickening.
Kansas lost a senate seat that was red for 90 years or something – so this had ZERO to do with candidates and EVERYTHING to do with blue rage.
Every single Supreme Court place was ALSO won by democrats by almost the EXACT same margin as Tucker, Flores, Hinojosa, etc.
In fact, Tucker did worse (51.3%) than them and THEY sure didn’t yap about data centers at all!
Listening to Comrade Clayton opine about how it was his genius data center issue (which he can STILL do nothing about) is like listening to some idiot who won Powerball tell us about his number-picking system when in reality, if he had gotten in the line at the gas station one person earlier or later, he would not have been handed the winning random number spit out by the machine.
Just dumb fucking luck. Oh, that and also being an unemployed trust fund bum and having parents who enable your sloth by letting you live in their upstairs bedroom – which allows you the time and resources to run for anything and everything year after year until a freak accident like this happens! He just spent 18 months driving in circles and blabbering at data center town halls in Lubbock when the dems could have run a naked mole rat as Ag Commissioner and the rat would have also won. Bruce Haywood could have run and never left his greasy Whataburger-wrapper-littered recliner and HE would have won!
MUCH more to come in the next few posts. Including my survey of random voters I did at six different bars in Austin this past weekend. Stay tuned!
