Every single day, Clayton stoops to a new low with his lies and fabricated history. From the sudden church-going to the fake food allergies to the overnight love of Dolly Parton, he has abandoned all limits to his shame in his quest for power. He knows it’s now or never so he’s puling out all the stops. There is no downside since his life is already a sad shambles and his reputation is dogshit.
This one is absolute gold:
#1 – “This farm has been in our family almost 60 years” – wow! For the last five or six years, you have been telling everyone that you are a “fifth-generation rancher” and your idiot father told the newspaper that HE is a “fifth-generation rancher” which would make you the sixth generation. Since a human generation is around 25 to 30 years, that would imply the family “farm” is between 125 and 175 years old, depending on which lie you choose to start with.
So you went from “150 years” down to “almost 60 years” pretty quick there, pardner! My parents have been in the same home in Florida for “almost 60 years” as well – since 1967. There are cute photos of me pushing a fake plastic lawn mower next to my Dad while he used the REAL lawnmower. There are also pics of me picking grapefruit and oranges off the trees in our yard. Does that make me a “fifth generation citrus orchard owner” you total retard???
I mean, my parents own the land, I visit now and then and I’ll inherit it when they pass. That is the EXACT situation you are in: your 95-year-old grandma has some acreage and she allows your pet to goats wander around there for photo ops. At least, the ones who don’t get eaten by coyotes or killed by parasites.
You name your goats like a little girl naming her dolls. I bet Mark Langford doesn’t do that.
Mark Langford Probably Takes a Morning Shit That Is Bigger Than Clayton Tucker.
#2 – Why was your “ranch” only incorporated in December of 2023 if it has been such a booming and important business for “almost 60 years”?? Why have you never employed a SINGLE person while Nate has employed hundreds of people??
#3 – If Nate is such a “fake” farmer, why did private equity (NOT ‘Wall Street’) see fit to hand him piles of money for his operation? Why was HIS farm (he built from NOTHING) worth millions and millions while YOUR farm (supposedly worked by five generations of apparently-retarded Tuckers) is only worth a paltry $18,500 after all these years? In fact, why don’t you ever show us your tax filings for the last 10 years from RX Ranch so we can see exactly what you sold and grew. Last time someone asked, you told them that your crop you grow is “grass,” lol. True story!
#4 – I have lived in Lampasas for 15 years now. It is a small town and everyone kind of knows everyone else. I’ve heard of many other ranchers mentioned around town but NEVER the “RX Ranch.” You’d think such a “deep-rooted” and “community beloved” multi-generational ranch would be well-known by everyone here. It isn’t. Our local newspaper has stories about cattle and ranching all the time. They interview local ranchers about conditions, etc. You know who has NEVER been in the newspaper and asked for his “ranching expertise”? Nobody named Tucker, that’s for sure.
Also, the “neighbors helping neighbors” guy has NEVER given a single penny to any local cause or sponsored any of the beloved local festivals like Spring Ho. Not once!!
In fact, when Clayton ran for city council in 2021, NOBODY in town knew who the hell he was. The only thing on his social media at that point was a bunch of Bernie Sanders worshiping since he worked for Our Revolution – the radical offshoot of Bernie’s failed presidential campaign.
Oh, and when he ran for City council in 2021,he put down “Political Organizer” under the “occupation” question. He did NOT put “rancher” or “farmer.” That’s because Clayton is a massive fraud and cosplay farmer who has never grown so much as a tomato.
He’s George Costanza in a cowboy hat: a liar who is unemployed and lives with his parents at age 35.