Seriously, How Cheap Do You Want It To Be??

“Healthy food is too expensive!” says the unemployed slob who blows $16 per pound of shitmeat at Whataburger while at the same time claiming falsely to be a “rancher.”

Funny, because I was at HEB yesterday and saw peaches on sale for $1.87 per POUND. Strangely, that is almost the same price I saw for a dozen eggs recently as well!

Then I bought a rotisserie chicken. It was $7.

When you think about that, it is truly insane. Somebody had to raise that bird from a chick, feed it, make sure it lived, butcher it, pluck it, transport it and cook it then package it in a nice little plastic bubble thing for me to take home. ALL THAT was only $7. I mean, what more do you want, you whiny bum?

Unlike Clayton, I HAVE raised chickens and butchered them. I HAVE produced eggs for 14 years now. I HAVE planted about 20 peach trees and take care of them with mulching, pruning, fertilizing, watering, etc. It’s a lot of shitty work. Yet I can somehow walk into HEB and buy a tasty cooked bird, a dozen eggs and a pound of peaches all for around $11.

ELEVEN DOLLARS!!! You can walk into McDonald’s tomorrow and get a job that pays more than that per hour. You bum.

That chicken says it is 11 servings of 170 calories each – which means 1,870 calories total. That is MORE than enough to feed Clayton Tucker for an entire day!

Then you can take that carcass, throw it in a pot of water and boil it for a few hours with some onions (cheap as shit or grow yourself) and carrots (also cheap as shit or grow yourself) and make a nice healthy soup on top of it all!

We have it SO GOOD in this country and socialist scumbags like Clayton Tucker do nothing but complain about everything. I will offer ONCE AGAIN to buy you a one-way ticket to Venezuela or Cuba any time you want so you can experience the awesomeness of commie governments first-hand. You spoiled little twat.