Unemployed communist Clayton Tucker appears to believe that the entire economy should be centered around farms because “no farms no food!”
[Of course, you are not going to convince me that we are short of food in this country when 75% of Americans are overweight or obese – including Comrade Clayton himself and his morbidly obese campaign manager Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young.]
What he doesn’t realize is that it’s the year 2026 and not 1826. Feeding the population takes a LOT less work than it did for most of human history. Agriculture is a small sliver of the economy now. More than 98% of the population is NOT farmers.
This is a good thing. While the idiot socialist (who has never grown so much as a single tomato) romanticizes the past and the nice quiet, data-center-free countryside where everyone tended to their watermelons and drank crystal clear water from the spring, the reality is that modern life is far superior to the “good old days” in about a million ways. Clayton would know how backbreaking it is to farm all day if he had ever actually done it.
But it occurred to me there IS a way for Comrade Clayton to live the pristine and pure farming life he says he wants. A life far away from servers and power plants and cell phones and all the other stuff he uses non-stop but claims he hates. A life where he can play in the dirt 14 hours a day and not be bothered by “Big Tech” and “Evil Monopolies”
He can join an Amish commune:
I have offered many, many times to fly Comrade Clayton first-class to Cuba so he can enjoy the “free” health care and “free” housing for himself. The only caveat is he has to live like a regular Cuban and has to stay there for at least a year.
I think the Amish idea is better. That way, he’s right here in Texas so I could drive by and watch as this weak, pasty soy boy suffers in the field after only 90 minutes of work. Then I could point and laugh.
As a self-escribed communist, you should be right at home in the commune, right Comrade? You can plant hemp and walk around with your fake shepherd’s crook from Amazon. Of course, you wont be able to post pictures of yourself PRETENDING to do all that stuff. You’ll actually have to do it for real.
My guess is you would last about 36 hours before you came running home to mommy’s house where you live with your boxes of Froot Loops….
Can you picture it? Like in the movie Witness when the old Amish guy woke Harrison Ford up at 4:30 in the morning to milk the cows?? Clayton has never even gotten up before sunrise. He has admitted this many times.
Or picture Comrade Clayton helping to build a barn! LOL. The kid who held up a nut and called it a bolt on video would likely hand someone a screwdriver when asked for a wrench. Absolute retard.
He’d be kicked out of the Amish community for being a lazy useless bum – just like his hero Bernie Sanders was kicked out of a commune for the same reason.