Liar Is Running Out Of Things To Lie About.

I finally figured out who this asshole reminds me of (besides this)…

He reminds me of a cheap ventriloquist’s dummy. He looks like he should be sitting on the knee of some shitty, third-rate “comedian” who dressed his dummy up like what he THINKS a “cowboy” looks like but it’s actually all wrong. Then he gives him a stupid fake accent half the time and has him say ridiculous shit about topics he knows nothing about.

He might say hilarious and obviously retarded things like “I was born with a wrench in my hand” and then he holds up a nut and calls it a bolt (yes, that really happened).

He might also say such comically absurd things like “these data centers make heat that can be felt five miles away!” or “you can hear noises five miles away and they cause heart murmurs in kids!”

“Optimal” and “occasionally” – shocker. No more annoying than the occasional Fort Hood helicopter buzzing my property. Pussies.

More and more, I am seeing a few people with brains in their heads push back against Comrade Catamite’s lies and horseshit in his comment section:

Gullible pawns. That’s a good description of Clayton Tucker. The only question is who has his hand up this dummy’s ass? China? The Sierra Club? The Democrat Socialists of America? Those are some of the far-left names who are making the most noise about “data centers” all of a sudden after not caring about them for 20 years.

But I’m sure the unemployed, 35-year-old poli-sci major who lives with his parents knows more than an engineer.