It’s been a while since I took a shit on Germany. But they’ve been in the news a lot lately – all for humiliating and embarrassing stories. So it’s time to remind everyone how much they suck at everything and how they are a third-world shit hole now.
Here is your life if you have the misfortune to be a kraut:
The Germans go to work everyday so they can pay billions of euros in taxes for welfare to all the muslim and North African trash they allowed to pour into their country for “diversity.” Then those same browntards run around stabbing everyone and gang raping the wives and daughters of those cucks. Of course, they can’t do shit about it because they are so scared of guns they gave them all up like idiots. So they are now basically totally disarmed.
THEN if you even dare to post a “racist” meme on the Internet pointing out that the browntards are causing trouble, you get thrown in prison while the browntards raping your women get let right back out again to rape and stab some more. LOL.
Oh – their entire train system went down last week because the communications still run on shitty 1990s-era G2 cell tech. So they all stood around like dumb cows wondering where the trains were.
The sealant that holds the train tracks to the asphalt started melting this week in 107-degree temps. So the trains got fucked up all over again. The fabled “German engineering” couldn’t figure out how to keep sealant working in 107-degree heat. Hilarious!
Less than 20% of European homes have air conditioning, because they have been brainwashed to believe the global warming hoax. So they all sit there sweltering like morons while even the PIGS in China have nice cool air to enjoy. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
More people die of the heat in Europe than in ass-backwards, piss-poor Africa! It’s true!
And THEN, you go into your World Cup match today as a 10-1 favorite and you LOSE on penalty kicks. BAHAHAHAHA. To PARAGUAY! I didn’t even know Paraguay was a real country. I thought it was like the fictional country of Val Verde from the Schwarzenegger movie Commando or like the Beach Boys song Kokomo. Just a totally made-up pissant country. But it’s real and Germany lost to them tonight.
Oh, and their economy sucks balls, too. Volkswagen and Mercedes are made like dogshit now.
Hopefully Seefeldt is on suicide watch. What an absolute shit hole country Germany is. Bunch of total losers.
