Clayton Tucker is like the Jim Cramer of weather. When he assures us something horrible is about to happen, the opposite is sure to unfold. REAL ranchers should hire him to make more dire predictions so they are ensured plentiful rains and moderate temperatures in perpetuity.
A couple years ago, he got so hysterical over the global warming hoax raising temperatures in 100 years, he says he switched from cattle to goats because “they do better in arid weather.”
No sooner had those words left his filthy commie mouth than Lampasas had its wettest May since 1895. LOL. There was SO much rain, the parasites flourished and killed most of his goats. It was fucking hilarious.
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Then last May, he got all worked up over a huge “heat wave” that was going to wreck everything. It only go up to 97 degrees for about 36 hours then returned to normal. In fact, that entire summer was pretty mild, as I recall…
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His latest wildly incorrect fear? He told us Corpus Christi was LITERALLY running out of water NOW!! The reservoir was down around 8% and then he lied and said he stood in the center of the reservoir. That was impossible, of course, since it was 45-feet deep at the time and thus the surface would have been 40 feet above the unemployed midget’s pointy head.
I suggested that April and May were very rainy months and would likely give a LOT of respite to the dummies in CC who have blocked a desalinization plant for many years.
Today? The reservoir is 23% full! This represents about 12 BILLION GALLONS of water added in just a few weeks.
Oh, also CC is pulling water from Lake Texana via the Mary Rhodes Pipeline.
Lake Texana is 100% full at the time of this writing – with 164,690 acre-feet of water stored.
It’s almost like every time Comrade Clayton jumps around hysterically with his hair on fire, he is ACTUALLY doing a rain dance. That’s how wrong he’s been about everything.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you Chicken Little fraud!