This just gets easier and easier.
Clayton’s NEW cause célèbre and email-harvesting vehicle is hemp. He erroneously tells us it pulls microplastics from the soil. Then he tells us to plant it everywhere to soak up all of the (apparently ubiquitous) “toxins” and then feed it to cattle – which would, of course, kill the cattle in very short order. But fake ranchers don’t know this stuff.
He never names WHAT the toxins are or WHERE they are located, but to hear him tell it, the entire state is a massive EPA Superfund Cleanup Site.
That is absurd, of course. I doubt Clayton has even ever tested his grandpa’s soil, where he pretends to be a farmer but has never grown anything.
But there ARE Superfund cleanup sites in Texas. More than a few. Guess who was at the top of the list when I Googled it?
General Dynamics. General Dynamics. Hmmm. Why does that company sound so familiar?
Oh yeah….
They’re the defense company that is in bed with Firefly Aerospace. Clayton’s “fifth generation” fake rancher daddy works at Firefly Aerospace, you might recall. It’s how he makes the money to buy Clayton things like the imported Japanese tractor he poses on for his campaign….
So it’s not much of a stretch to honestly state that Clayton’s dad literally funds Clayton’s fake rancher fable with money he gets from evil companies polluting the soil with heavy metals and toxins. The very same toxins Clayton runs around getting his panties in a bunch about. Thus we see the Circle Of Tucker Bullshit is a closed loop of retardation between father and son.