When I was in first grade, I had the most terrifying witch-on-wheels you could ever imagine as a teacher: Sister Miriam. By today’s standards, she was absolutely sadistic and would be arrested immediately. Smacking knuckles with rulers, using derogatory nicknames on the kids (calling the fat girl Bubbles), humiliating kids by holding up their papers with a giant red “F” on them when they failed. The whole deal.
I’ll say two things about her.
#1 – she kept perfect order in a class of 30 kids. Nobody ever fucked around because they were immediately sent to the principal, Sister Trinita, who beat your ass with a paddle then sent you back with tears in your eyes to be embarrassed further upon your return to the classroom.
#2 – the lessons she imparted are still remembered by me today 50 years later.
Her biggest lesson? ALWAYS CHECK YOUR WORK.
To this day, I read and re-read every email (and blog post) before hitting send. If I owe someone a chunk of cash, I count the money three times before I put it in an envelope. I check my envelopes for a stamp and return address several times before dropping it in the mailbox. I check my dates on flights twice before completing the act of buying the ticket. Etc, etc.
She may have been a giant bitch, but that was a good lesson to learn.
Local shitbird Clayton Tucker, whose parents wasted $80,000 on his useless Poli Sci degree, has clearly never been taught that lesson. It’s frankly quite embarrassing.
If this grifting, lying scumbag was a REAL farmer, he’d know that you PLUCK feathers off of a bird…you don’t PLUG them. But since he’s a FAKE farmer and rancher, he makes stupid mistakes like this one, and the “bailing” hay fiasco on his own campaign website….
But it’s even worse than that. Here is the REAL quote – made by the worst president in American history. Clayton idolizes FDR, so you’d think he’d get the quote right. But you’d be wrong.
Spoiled, unemployed Trust Fund Tucker walks around with a $1,700 iPhone at all times. He has all the knowledge in human history at his fingertips at all times – as we all do. It would have taken about eight seconds to check his work, and make sure he doesn’t look like a fucking idiot to the 14 people who will see that post. But he couldn’t be bothered.
If he is too lazy to do eight seconds of work to take a little pride in how he appears on his own campaign material, what makes you think he’s going to “fight” for an impossible job like “stopping AI data centers,” (which he has no power to do anyways)?? It’s a joke.
Oh, and by the way – that iPhone has 50% to 60% profit margins and the CEO of Apple is a multi-billionaire. You’d be hard-pressed to find a tech company who fucks their customers harder than Apple does. But Clayton is fine taking it in the ass with THAT oligarchy and monopoly! He loves it! It’s only the phantom grocery store monopolies (margins of 2%) that make him madder than a plugged chicken!
What a moron.
