Another good headline would have been “Man Versus Clown.”
Nate is such an impressive person and Clayton is such a pathetic failure, I thought it would be fun to compare them side-by-side. It’s like putting Nata Lee (hottest female on planet earth) next to some disgusting crack whore who lives under a bridge…
Then again, at least the crack whore has her own place to live, makes a few bucks ‘working’ and is out of her mom’s house. Hey! That’s a good campaign insult! “Clayton Tucker – Less Successful Than Your Average Crack Whore”!
Let’s get to it!
Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Fifth-generation Texan, a U.S. Navy veteran, and a successful businessman who built the #1 branded honey company in America from a single backyard beehive. Nature Nate’s Honey generates revenue in the hundreds of millions of dollars per year. He emphasizes treating employees well by covering 100% of health insurance costs and providing high wages.
Clayton “Low T” Tucker: Third-generation fake rancher. Filled out some paperwork two years ago to ‘incorporate’ grandpa’s land into an official ‘ranch.’ Generates no profit for Clayton or anyone else. Clayton has employed ZERO people on his ‘ranch’ and has never paid $1 in wages or healthcare to anyone. Has one cow for sale since last September. Promised goat yoga and a petting zoo two years ago. That never happened. Has killed dozens of goats through incompetence and laziness.
Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Has given huge sums of money to charity, served in the ministry and has gone on over 100 missions to spread his faith.
Clayton “Trust Fund” Tucker: lied about trying to pay off local school lunch debt. Lied about donating to flood victims. Gave a box of Froot-Loops to the local food pantry once. Once. Did a fake photo op in a church once and got destroyed for wearing his hat.
Nathan ‘Nate’ Sheets: Owner and operator of Honey Rock Ranch, a 10,000-acre property in West Texas. There he manages wildlife, runs a cow/calf operation, trains cutting horses, and experiments with regenerative ranching practices.
Lady Clayton Tucker: Owns no property. Took a beginner ranching class not too long ago. Babbles about “regenerative ranching” but could not define it when pressed. Is never at the “ranch” anyways. Thought he was “BAILING” hay for the last few years! LOL.
Nathan “Nate” Sheets: A devout husband and an honest man of deep faith. Has a wife and four kids and an awesome life.
Clayton “Bodaggit” Tucker: Has been caught compulsively lying over THIRTY TIMES! Never seen in the company of women or a girlfriend. Has weird obsession with older muslim men, Beto O’Rourke and Bernie Sanders. Deep connections to far-left muslim scumbags.
Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Wants secure borders and verified labor to stop illegal immigration in agriculture. Wants rural job creation through processing, bottling, and value-added agriculture opportunities.
Clayton “Open Borders” Tucker: Wants wide open borders. Claims Austin should be a sanctuary city and thus never cooperate with federal immigration authorities. Hangs out with Antifa types and extremist far-left commie agitators. Wants to destroy economy by ending fossil fuels in 3.5 years. Wore Arabic lapel pin instead of American flag to kiss the ass of America-hating Sasquatch Tlaib.
Nathan “Nate” Sheets: Self-financing much of his campaign because he is obviously a self-made millionaire many times over. He’s the epitome of the Great American Success Story.
Clayton “Flat Tire” Tucker: Grifts social security checks from old ladies by lying to them about the world ending tomorrow and thus scaring them to death. Also lies to them that he will “bust monopolies” – and instead spends his campaign money with Facebook, Twitter, FedEx and other massive corporations run by “oligarchs.”
Looks like it’s a no-brainer! Nate Sheets for the win!
