The guy running for Ag Commissioner – who has ZERO power over water issues – just can’t stop talking about water issues. Of course, he paints ridiculously dire scenarios and leaves out a whole lot of important details:
He doesn’t link to the story and doesn’t even name the city. Near as I can figure, it is THIS story from Pflugerville…
Texas city declares water emergency as pipeline failure drains lake
So it’s a pipeline failure. Not a data center. Not global warming. Not drought. And it can probably be traced back to some incompetent DEI boob who was hired because he takes it in the ass or is clinically retarded.
OR he might be talking about Corpus Christi yet again. If THAT is the case, he might want to know that Trump (the guy he hates) is aware of the situation and is pledging “Big Money” to help with a desalinization plant. Something I have talked about for quite a while now. They live next to the fucking ocean, so that might be a good place to start.
Again – there are ALREADY smart humans working to SOLVE these problems with REAL solutions as opposed to a fat, unemployed manlet who has never fixed a problem in his life posting useless petitions on his website and then jacking off over every signature he gets from some senile old shitlib dummy.
Hilariously, someone on Facebook finally asked what good these petitions were going to do and who he thinks he is going to turn them in to. LOL. Unfortunately, Costanza in a cowboy hat hasn’t thought that far ahead. The real answer is: nothing.
As a reminder to all the idiots who think Clayton Tucker can actually DO anything about water as Ag Commissioner, here are the REAL groups in charge of water. Ag Commissioner is NOT among them. I ironically asked the finest AI minds if Texas Ag Commissioner has any power at all over water issues:
As you can see, the PUCs have ALREADY gone after these guys for transparency – which is another of Clayton’s oft-repeated lies.
So there are two possibilities as to why this socialist stooge keeps harping about water non-stop even though it’s not in his purview:
#1 – he actually doesn’t know the basic facts I just posted and actually thinks he DOES have all these powers (improbable and unlikely).
OR
#2 – he knows damn good and well he can’t do shit but fear-mongering and stirring up hysteria among stupid old ladies is the only way to keep his name in the papers (very probable and likely).
He has a history of fear-mongering (and being wrong) about stuff like this in the past. He’s done it with Covid, global warming, power grid collapse, and all sorts of other shit he was wrong about….
You see, if he sticks to the REAL job description of Ag Commissioner and talks about promoting Texas farm products and pesticides and all that boring stuff, he’s just some dumb 35-year-old trust fund dork who lives with his mom. A forgettable loser. A dunce. A mosquito. Nobody will listen to him at all.
But if he runs around like Chicken Little predicting the end of the world all the time and making outlandish false statements, he gets attention from other smooth-brained shitlibs AND from journalists who are looking for clickbait. AND he gets to grift more donations. Al Gore did this on a MUCH larger scale.
Clayton doesn’t care how many lies he tells or gets caught in. He needs to throw EVERY pile of bullshit he can against the wall and see what sticks because after he loses in November, it won’t matter anyways.
This is why he jumped around from monopolies to oligarchs to the shrimping industry to plastics in the environment and all the rest. He was seeing which fear-mongering bullshit would get him the most “petition signatures” – which is why he has now settled on the water/data center issue. It’s so cliched he can put it on a bumper sticker and even the dumb old ladies can understand “no water = bad” even though it’s all bullshit.
This makes Clayton a liar, an opportunist, a grifter and a piece of shit who defrauds old ladies. But we already knew that.
I REALLY can’t wait until he “speaks” around here somewhere close. I’m going to crash that event and make him look like the clueless asshole he really is.