Starbucks-loving communist Clayton Tucker is going to lower himself tomorrow and have coffee at a local shop with the hoi polloi. A massive 2-man, 10-woman crowd is expected, if “the usual ratio” holds true…as it does here:
As we have seen, Clayton’s cliches and word salads play best to neurotic liberal women who don’t care that he never elaborates on any actual solutions. They are quite happy to hear him spout nonsense like “everyone deserves a seat at the table!” or “no child should go hungry!” or “I will fight the oligarchs!”
It’s a good thing they DON’T care about solutions, too. That’s because Clayton Tucker HAS no solutions to ANY problem. Hell, he didn’t even solve the FIRST problem every child encounters in life: moving out of mom’s house and supporting yourself.
So if you want “Coffee With Commie Who Still Lives With Mommy” then you are in luck!!
Although “Coffee With The Cosplay Cowboy” also has a nice ring to it.
Douchebag.