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Some highlights and new facts about Trust Fund Tucker, the unemployed kid who lives with mom at age 35….
#1 – he is apparently a big “gamer.” When asked what his hobbies are [10:15 mark], he says “gaming and watching YouTube” which would explain his doughy prepubescent physique. In reality, his ONLY hobby is crying out his asshole on social media, but he had to make up something, I suppose.
Then he goes on to explain he doesn’t actually PLAY the games but he WATCHES a lot about gaming on YouTube. This also tracks because Clayton has spent his entire life avoiding competition and hiding in mom’s attic. Also keep in mind that on-line gaming and YouTube watching requires massive data center use – the VERY DATA CENTERS that Comrade Clayton whines about daily now.
#2 – his favorite song is “Land of Confusion“ which he says is “by Disturbed.” This shows once again how clueless and sheltered Clayton Tucker really is. Land of Confusion was written and recorded by Genesis back in 1986. The Disturbed version is a cover of an original by Genesis. I doubt Clayton Tucker knows this but this ALSO tracks because he has never had an original thought in his life. Just like he thinks global warming doom is new, it is actually just a remake of the global cooling scare, the ozone scare, and all the other scares that never resulted in anything. Clayton is easily fooled by repackaged dogshit because he doesn’t know history and thinks the world began in 1991 when he was born.
I listened to the Disturbed version just now. It is dogshit. This also tracks – Clayton Tucker has terrible taste. Frankly, he’d probably like the original better as it was intended to take a huge shit on Ronald Reagan.
#3 – favorite food? Brisket, of course [9:46 mark]! He finally got smart and figures he better at least SAY that he loves beef since he throws pizza parties with radical communists every Wednesday and has never had a BBQ fundraiser at his “ranch” in his life.
More to come…