Well, after SEVEN MONTHS of driving around aimlessly and living off of money he grifted from a LOT of not-very-bright old ladies, we finally have the spending filings. There are some doozies in there! The most shocking part is that he managed to scam the old ladies out of about $150,000 so far. He has blown almost $90,000 of that – much of it on magic beans and retardation.
Here is a quick synopsis of how Clayton Tucker, the unemployed bum who lives with his mother, handles his campaign finances:
#1 – nearly $23,000 went to “Triptych Strategies.” From what I could find of this company, they have only been around about five years. According to their profile: “We construct politically cultural experiences, employing the magic of storytelling — building an energized power base to catalyze connection, action, and electoral wins.” I’m not sure what the hell all that buzzword bullshit means, but it sure sounds like Clayton was sold some magic beans.
What is most interesting about this company is that they are based in South Bend, Indiana! LOL. So Mister “Texas First!” decided to spend money NOT with a local Texas firm, but with two inexperienced chicks who live 1,200 miles away! Bravo. So much for “keeping it local,” as he likes to bleat nonstop. I hope Triptych is prepared for the OPPOSITE of an electoral win, because that’s what is in store for the Tucker campaign.
#2 – $14,111 to Izzy “Baby Beluga” Young. This is Clayton’s sole employee, and I’m frankly shocked he’s paying her anything. I must point out that $24,000 per year is a slave wage and the OPPOSITE of a “dignified and livable wage” that Clayton Tucker demands of everyone else in the world.
I’m guessing she ALSO gets to have all the ultra-processed foods and fast foods she can eat while driving around with Comrade Clayton in the Baby Seal Mobile. That is also likely a substantial expense.
#3 – $9,800 to NationBuilder. NationBuilder is based in Los Angeles, is a company used by Bernie Sanders and “is an integrated leadership and community engagement software platform for political campaigns, nonprofits, and advocacy groups.”
#4 – $4,500 to Scale To Win. Another young company used to raise funds, mainly. Used by the failed campaigns of Bernie Sanders AND Kamabla Harris, they will soon be adding yet ANOTHER loser to their stable of candidates in the form of Clayton Tucker.
Now HERE is where things get interesting. Next on the list is a $4,500 payment to the Kerrville ISD. Yes, the KERRVILLE school district received a $4,500 gift from Comrade Clayton himself. What was this for? Very good question. I cannot even fathom a guess. All it lists is “Contributions/Donations Made By Candidate/Officeholder/Political Committee” – and it was made on December 16th, 2025.
If you check his social media feeds from that time, there is no event or anything at all revolving around the Kerrville public schools. Just a gay post about Sid Miller…
So riddle me this, you socialist roach: why did you hand over $4,500 to the Kerrville public school system but last year you had ZERO money to pay off the LAMPASAS school district lunch debt when you lied about trying to cut them a check but “they wouldn’t take it”? Lampasas is the town you live in at your mom’s house. Not Kerrville.
Just to recap: he LIES and gets caught red-handed about trying to cut a check to the Lampasas ISD to pay down lunch school debt and the SCHOOL ITSELF confirmed the lie. But then he just throws $4,500 at KERRVILLE school district for NO REASON whatsoever?? Very, very weird. Maybe Comrade Clayton can explain that one.
Part II coming soon….