“It ain’t cool being no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving” – huge black dude in jail with Eddie Murphy in Trading Places.
Socialist goatwanker and fake rancher Clayton Tucker is not aware of this rule because (1) Trading Places came out eight years before Comrade Clayton was hatched from his rotten egg and (2) Comrade Clayton (like all socialists) has no sense of humor and probably only watches the Oxygen Channel.
Here he is being a humongous jive turkey this week:
Hey! ANOTHER plastic bag!! I thought he declared war on plastic. Oh wait, that was last week. That’s already forgotten like his demand we end all fossil fuels by 2030.
But look how busy he is! He did FIVE EVENTS in one day!!!
“Helping with a turkey drive” – LOL. Hey asswipe, when you do FIVE EVENTS in one day, that means you ran around to each thing and spent about 20 minutes getting a photo and then you go driving off to the next thing for more photo ops.
You didn’t “help with a turkey drive,” you utter cunt. You took a photo holding a PLASTIC bag with a turkey in it and then left. I’m actually shocked your atrophied noodle arm could hold that 15-pounder up for the photo.
Since you supposedly run/own a ranch/farm and all, I’m wondering how much food/beef you donated to the local mission in Lampasas this week. You know, the one that is about a mile from your mom’s house where you live. Not to toot my own horn, but I’ve been donating my home-raised eggs there for the last 12 years, and oddly I have NEVER seen you there dropping off any donations! I’ve never heard Billy or the other workers there even mention you! Very weird.
But yeah, holding a turkey for a photo is really helping the cause.
What a complete ass hat.
Here is a photo that would have been more fitting a month ago for Halloween. Al Green looks like a German Shepherd’s shaved asshole.
Al Green just might be the ugliest fuck on the planet. He’s certainly one of the dumbest. My over/under for combined IQ here is going to be about 155.