Ask FDR

Time for another “Ask a Fake Dummy Rancher”

Hey FDR! If you hate monopolies so much and they do nothing but screw the consumer and make prices go up a whole bunch then why are you such a staunch defender of the public school monopoly??? In Chicago and Baltimore, the public school monopoly has increased the cost per student to over $30,000 and has provided such a horrible product, that only 30% can read at grade level and only 18% are proficient in math.

If monopolies are so bad, then why are government-run school monopolies GOOD???

“Don’t ask me! I can’t be expected to actually explain my positions! I just repeat what I read on Bernie Sanders’ Twitter page. I’m 35 and live with my mom, for Christ’s sake! I don’t actually know shit!”