I never get tired of laughing at these “events” that local goatwanker Clayton Tucker makes a big deal out of. He literally drove FIVE HUNDRED MILES round trip for this…
Keep in mind, every single one of these old dummies would pull the lever for a D no matter who it is. You could list “plate of steamed snails” on the ballot, and they’d vote for that as long as it was on the shitlib side of the ticket.
There’s still a guy in that group wearing a Covid mask, for Christ’s sake. Not exactly a group of geniuses.
I decided to apply the IRS standard mileage rate of 70 cents per mile to come up with a $350 cost for his little adventure. Keep in mind, the personal time he wasted on this was likely 12 hours. While you and I know his time is worth $0 per hour since there is no opportunity cost there, a normal person would see that as at LEAST another $180 down the toilet since they could have been working at $15/hr somewhere.
But I’ll be kind and value his time at zero. What the hell else would he be doing if not wandering aimlessly all over the state babbling about oligarchs and monopolies?
So he wasted $350 to go talk to 15 people. Assuming 100% of them will now go vote for him (a BIG assumption, considering he does not even meet qualifications to run for this position) that works out to about $23 per vote.
He will need about 4.6 million votes to beat Sid, so he only needs to raise another $120 million dollars or so.
Another hilarious part about this event is that he is STILL dressing up in the Canadian tuxedo, despite being ripped to shreds on social media for this exact same outfit when he did his fake church appearance a couple weeks ago…
This is a perfect pose for him, too. It totally encapsulates his campaign, his life and his very essence.
It is a pose that says “fuck if I know…I’m a clueless fake rancher who lives with mom! Whaddya want from me??”
It works for every occasion, as you can see below.
“He Clayton, they raised the minimum wage for fast food workers in California like you talk about, but then 18,000 people lost their jobs and are now completely screwed. How do you explain that??”
“Hey Comrade! Maryland tried to get rid of fossil fuels and they went all-in on pinwheels and solar, like you demand Texas does. But their rates went up 1000% and everyone is pissed off. What do you say to those people??”
“Hey fake rancher! You said you switched to goats because the world was about to end in a boiling, waterless apocalypse. But then it rained more than it has since 1895! Meanwhile, beef prices are skyrocketing. Wouldn’t it have been better to NOT go all-in on goats??”
See? Perfect pose for a clueless, landless, brainless fake rancher running a doomed campaign.