Socialist Clayton Tucker Pulls A Dukakis: Massive Blunder By Wearing Fake Cowboy Hat In Church. Destroyed By Facebook Crowd.

Whoopsie!

I’m old enough to remember this photo VERY well…..

It was the end of Dukakis’s campaign AND career. He looked like a total moron. Bush destroyed him 426 electoral votes to 111.

This episode is not entirely like that one, because Clayton Tucker doesn’t even meet the basic requirements to BE Ag Commissioner, so I doubt he’ll even be on the ballot next November. But it IS just as hilarious.

Clayton (who has never ONCE mentioned being a churchgoer in the last 5 years) thought he’d do a super fake photo op at a church and let the newspapers know about it. Unfortunately, he dressed like a clown and also kept his hat on inside church.

Big no no.

The good people of Texas absolutely destroyed him on Facebook. Looks like about 98% of comments AGAINST the fake rancher and maybe 2% of dummies who thought “he has good ideas” – LOL!

“Looks like Beto in a Dollar General hat” might be one of my favorites. Although “did he bring his mama?” is a close second, considering he DOES actually live with his mother at age 34.

Poor Comrade Clayton! He is used to dealing with his little tiny group of idiot communists who are ALREADY far left and will fall for his fake rancher schtick. The minute he walks into a “normal” crowd of everyday Texans, he gets utterly massacred.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He’ll probably do much better at his NEXT religious stop when he goes to visit his muzzie friends at a mosque in Dallas….